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Hello i am New here.I have been active since almost 2 Months on the german Version of this Website schlechtewitze.com.Its Time to lets get this started.Here we go ig.

Hey guys, Tysm for helping me reach over 30 followers! In return, I want to do something for you. I'm a 12 year old girl living in Australia, and I tend to suffer from Anxiety. If you have anxiety, please know that you are not alone. I've been dealing with anxiety for almost 3 years now, and its been getting worse as I grow up. I often find myself with fast heartbeat when its comes to a simple task in English classes… Read more

Hey everyone! I wanted to thank you for 17 followers! You all make my day so much brighter <3. Here are some more things you can do with emotions!

Anxiety, Challenge yourself to talk. Grab a teddy or something you know you can talk to, and start talking to it and try to forget your anxiety.

Remember that you are not your anxiety. You are not weak. You are not inferior. You have a mental health condition. It’s calle… Read more

hey if your sad listen to this it relates whether you have a mental illness or are depressed https://youtu.be/6tTV90vSRfU

Matt, these idiots want to ban me because I have an opinion. And you're just in the background letting me take their stupid ass shit. The point of your website is to put funny offensive jokes, right? THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING! If you're an over sensitive 9 year old like Saddienotbaddie or Luasy4eva, don't go on a website like this. Go play with your Hot Wheels or your Barbies.

this is rifle ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一 he needs help being spread across this website. copy this message and paste it on any joke upon this website. spread and save rifle.

jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him

Amazing things we have in Australia-

Woolworths,

Coles,

Pavlova,

Lamingtons,

Weet-Bix,

(My absolute FAVOURITE) Tim Tams!!!

Vegemite,

Cadbury chocloates,

Meat pie,

Koala's,

Kangaroo's,

Platypus',

Kookaburra's,

(This show was MADE in Australia, but is a world wide show,) BLUEY!

People do realize 2 things on this website....?

1. You can like your own posts.

2. You can literally follow your profile.

Alright, here comes the biggest and most DIFFICULT question in this planet:

Which is better? Cats, or dogs?

My answer is 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

Hi guys, so I have a friend who is really important to me, and her name is Caitlyn. And I'm asking if you could do one thing for me.

So, Caitlyns got a few nicknames, Cat, Katey, etc. But her Worst jokes ever username is 'Caitlyn'. She only just started on this about a week ago and I would love it if you could keep an eye out for her jokes, and always press the like button for her because she really loves it when sm… Read more

Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3

Angry:

Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.

Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more

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(I expect this to be a fully fledged story by the time I check back)

ALRIGHT homies we’re gonna do a thing! I’ll write a sentence, then everyone else continue the story in the comments. ONE SENTENCE AT A TIME!!!

You’re welcome to do as many as you want, but wait for at least one person to add to it before you do. Anything goes, so you can literally make the next sentence WHATEVER you want (as long as it makes some sense with the story). Have fun!

Here’s how it starts: “Long ago lived a silly turtle, happily living in a pond.”