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Hey jake, can you please ban heroin monkey for me, he is the creator of the public accounts and those I think might be a violation of the rules, but I am not sure. The account was banned, but they made a second one which is evading a ban which probably results in a second ban. Next, he has been spamming memes in the memes tab and in the community tab, and especially in the community tab. The memes should belong only on the memes tab. Thanks!

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

how dose a grownup go missing like i see posters of missing adults like they can but also they can also jsut leave nd ghost everyone but could be like "missing"

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

Dear whomever lies eyes upon this,

Without you, this world wouldn't be the same. Many people have many problems, but if you have even just one, you still deserve help for it. Some people have a view on mental health differently than others, but it is important. Every single one of you deserves so much, some won't get it till later in life. You hear things like you're never alone, you aren't. We all hav… Read more

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When people ask my gender:

I might have a dick, I might be a chick I might be a guy who's a chick with a dick

But I suck cock and eat pussy the same, I put all the famous pornstars to shame.

I can bang both your parents all night, I'll fuck them both rough as they moan in delight.

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w/AskWorstJokesEver Who was/is the worst teacher you've ever had? Also, why were they that bad?

Also, which group do you identify with? Vote in the poll below!

my god the people in my advisory are so fucking unfunny and unoriginal like get a life omfg. they use the fuckin 2021 soundboards that are so unbelievably unfunny that make me wanna smash their computers with a hammer out of pure spite

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Hi guys,

I am saying it here, because there is no space that I can vent to, since literally people in my friend group are uncomfortable with me venting, even though it is normal.

It is the fourth day of school, and I feel like I am the cause of my friend group being disconnected. I have this one friend, let's call her friend A. This friend A and another friend (friend B), who seems to be friend A's best friend. Fri… Read more

Assalum Alayum Bitches, it's your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. I just wanted to say that I took a break from this corrupted website and I have learned from my mistakes. And I admit, I was being creepy, and being a pedophile, but I'm sorry. I am also fluent in two languages, not 50. They are American and Ancient Albanian Sign Language. And that's because I'm not actually the YouTuber Language Simp. I am just a huge fan of what he does on the platform and I am learning languages beside him. I'm sorry for being a creep and saying mean things. I want another chance. I took a break, and I'm really ready to redeem myself, I swear. :)

Hi! My name is Kuromi. I identify as catgender (no hate please), and I don't care!!! My pronouns are they/it/nya/meow. Please respect my pronouns. I love mochi, Animal Crossing, and traveling. I am from Brookyln!

ello guys, me have conspiracy theory. i tink Gru from Despicable Me is related to Dracula from Hotel hotel Transylvania because they both r russian and hav big pointy nose

I, your name, do solemnly swear Not to off myself, think about offing myself Or continue thinking about offing myself Without reaching out for help after listening to this song Sometimes I see her on the sidewalk, biking on the wet chalk Spelling out their names, and I feel insane 'Cause I know it's just a game that I'm playing with my brain I don't see her, but I see her And I know it isn't real, but I fake it anywa… Read more

hey, it's leo again. i am sorry for not being on guys, i have been dealing with some things away from the computer screen and i think i'm okay now, but i'm not sure. that's not the point though. i've been just lurking this website for a while, and that's mostly because you guys won't stop attacking me, or just because i am too lazy to get into any of the drama. i just wanted to say some shit about the opal drama, be… Read more

I have seen the whole opal drama, and here is my opinion on it.

Even though she may have done some bad things, she regrets it, and is working on being a better person. As she said, she has anxiety and ADHD, and some ppl just cram hate on her telling her to "kill [herself]" and asking the mods and Matt to ban her. I can relate to this, because I have been in these situations before at school, and I struggled to fix t… Read more

The truth is here. Dare to ask questions, and I will answer them all. I know the truth about everything. Regardless of WJE or here. Please, do not accuse people of being someone they're not, because the odds that they actually are that person is low, and also people do not ask me innapropriate or absurd questions! Thanks!