so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

WHO THE FUCK IS DELETING MY POSTS LIKE GET OVER IT I WILL POST SHIT ABT SOME CUNTS ON THIS SITE SO SUCK IT UP

Formally, I once again request that my old account Lovely Perv have all of its content removed from the site, immediately and indefinitely.

You can’t allow people to get away with things that are completely over-the-top and outrageous. If you allow your 2 year old to smear the contents of his diapers on the wall of your living room, if you allow your 14 year old to light a joint at the breakfast table, if you allow your hormone-addled 15 year old daughter to slam the door of her bedroom and give you the finger, you’re gonna get MORE OF IT. And those kids… Read more

Yo wsg Matt, i need my account @my melodyy back, and i need the password to be reset to the last password changed BEFORE it was changed again. Don’t ask why, I have beef with someone’s mom and they changed it. Anyways thanks

(This does not imply to a broad spectrum of people) so, it must be pretty nice to have the upper advantage huh, knowing that you carry that guilt of the mistakes you made that have cost you much; and knowing you have advantages to your disposal. but you know when all is said done it carries but you're mistakes* have made me face Juvy and others, because they were right about you and I should have listened. js know that you have that doubt in you that will carry for a long time.

GUYS I HAVE DEICED IM DONE DATING ONLINE IF I LIKE SOMEONE TELL COSMO OR ETHAN (IWS) TO SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA ME thank you <3

chat u can get in jail for being racist on the internet in a couple of countries. Yall are fucked

everyone wearing blach's pfp reminds me of the wade/Deadpool era where we all became diff wade/Deadpool lmao