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Alright, here comes the biggest and most DIFFICULT question in this planet:

Which is better? Cats, or dogs?

My answer is 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

Hi guys, so I have a friend who is really important to me, and her name is Caitlyn. And I'm asking if you could do one thing for me.

So, Caitlyns got a few nicknames, Cat, Katey, etc. But her Worst jokes ever username is 'Caitlyn'. She only just started on this about a week ago and I would love it if you could keep an eye out for her jokes, and always press the like button for her because she really loves it when sm… Read more

Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3

Angry:

Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.

Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more

devs/mods you should make a "Worsterest Jokes Ever" where there are no limits and no moderations and the most deranged jokes ever can be made but there should be a 18+ age limit on the UI

(Reposting cause I wasn’t in my acc)

ALRIGHT homies we’re gonna do a thing! I’ll write a sentence, then everyone else continue the story in the comments. ONE SENTENCE AT A TIME!!!

You’re welcome to do as many as you want, but wait for at least one person to add to it before you do. Anything goes, so you can literally make the next sentence WHATEVER you want (as long as it makes some sense with the story). Have fun!

Here’s how it starts: “Long ago lived a silly turtle, happily living in a pond.

(I expect this to be a fully fledged story by the time I check back)

ALRIGHT homies we’re gonna do a thing! I’ll write a sentence, then everyone else continue the story in the comments. ONE SENTENCE AT A TIME!!!

You’re welcome to do as many as you want, but wait for at least one person to add to it before you do. Anything goes, so you can literally make the next sentence WHATEVER you want (as long as it makes some sense with the story). Have fun!

Here’s how it starts: “Long ago lived a silly turtle, happily living in a pond.”

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

Ok see you later. The anonymous user that commented on shaylie's final post, make an account, rather than hiding like the coward you are... I think you'd find she was loved a lot more than you were. I dare you to talk to me...

Hey guys won't be on as muck for the foreseeable, but I'll make sure I'm on every now and again. Hello keagan. I remember you how are you doing?

https://youtu.be/1iuxTf3jJOY LOVE YOU SHAYLIE 💔💔💔 Your footsteps can never be filled, nor your love ever forgotten. She came to grow on me and when we got together It was just the best thing ever, I just wish Id have been there with her in person. May you rest in peace. Our separation is temporary. One day we'll be back together Xx.

It's me, Andrew FUCKIN' Tate. I'm banned from every social media in existence so i'm here to make THIS ONE BETTER than ALL THOSE FUCKIN' OTHER SHITHOLES. TOP Gs in the comments join the fuckin cobra movement!!!

So, at school we had to make a poem about our passion, and I chose dance: I arrive at dance Excited and glad. I look around the room And get signed in.

The warmup has begun We begin to stretch, “To the left, To the right, Straighten your legs.”

I feel free I feel weightless. I dance my worries off.

The music then starts We go from the start, 1⁄2 an hour passes, Hip hop has begun.

Why is dance easy for some, But h… Read more

I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:

Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.

Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more

Note to self: Don't eat curry.

My stomach didn't like the spices in Tandoori chicken last night and I ended up throwing up at 11:30 last night. :/

I car slid into a ditch right Infront of me this morning it scared the fuck ut of me luckily the lady was ok