who has the best quotes in the quote book
TOAAASTTT JT JUST FLASHED HIS FEET ON THE MEETING
Yo. Ima repost this so people can see this once more, before it goes under billions of other posts.
everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your n… Read more
Boys and girls, it’s nighty-night time! Happy Jake the clown has a nursery rhyme :)
It’s about the boogie woogie man, keep your light on as long as you can. ‘Cause when it cuts off, so does your head! Boogie woogie woogie waits under your bed with a shank, splah! Up through the bottom! Little Jimmy Jimmy? GOT ‘EM!
this is the last thing im posting before i leave, for good. it is a kinda of a long page of random shit ive done on WJE and recalling shit because i absolutely positively have no fucking life and i thought this would be funny ok so the first thing is that imma just clear shit up before i go because like theres some shit to clear up mkay first off i just wanna say im sorry if i trolled everyone too far aka being anno… Read more
One evening in Beaver Hollow, a most deranged tale unfolded within the notorious Van der Linde gang at the peak of their desperation. The sun had set on another chaotic day, casting eerie shadows through the dense forest. Little did anyone know, this evening would be filled with unimaginable horror.
Arthur Morgan, known for his unpredictable nature and mischievous spirit, had been growing tired of Dutch's leadership… Read more
IF YOU FOLLOW ME I WILL REVEAL MYSELF! HINT! I AM A VERY OLD OG AND I PROMISE WE WILL MAKE THIS THE MOST FOLLOWED ACCOUNT ON WJE.
Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! In the last post I created, I asked everyone to say a language. Say a language or I will eat your dog! My language rq's last time: German AKA nazi saussage language - Deine Mutter ist eine Schlampe und ich habe sie letzte Nacht… Read more
yo guys its me opal your favorite troll the girl with 20 alts yk me? you probably do by now im gonna quit wje this site is so retarded istg everyone on here is retarded and perc invited me on here and i hated it from day 1 i have good memories on here liek trolling people and shit but i think its time for me to just leave my grades are ass and it's not good for me to be on wje every day all the time thats basically it chat w me on discord bye
What type of music do you listen to the most:
remember jake killed the site 3 people online lmao you can't come back from this fuckup jake
@Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal wi… Read more
Watch out for the bot that wants you to got to its website
Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, He… Read more
put some good songs in the comments
Hello people of worstjokesever as one of the few remaining mods here , what should I do differently as a startVand let me know if I'm do8ng anything wrong
TLDR anarchy is the best medicine atp
Honestly if mods were only used to delete illegal posts (which nobody ever even tries to make here anyway) the site would greatly improev
The truth is Matt is trying to make his site more like Reddit or Twitter or some other shitty social media site like that in order to make it successful but it will ruin it far worse than before
Lack of members = lack of ad revenue to keep this site running The only reason this site was alive was because people could post dark humor and say what they wanted freely With that gone old members are gone too meaning the site will die use internet archive to save the old jokes before the site is inevitably deleted