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GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO⦠Read more
Hey guys I came from that one youtube short that says to go on this website for goofy ahh jokes so yea
Help a kid that sits behind me just started singing how bad can I be from the lorax......
I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
Do you ever feel like your friends arenβt you friends? And whenever you talk to them, they purposely ignore you? Or ghost and leave you on read? Or like they talk about you behind you back, about how weird you are, and that not of it is actually genuine?
Hey everybody
I would like to extend a sincere apology for my past behavior on the WJE site. In the past, I may have reacted too sensitively or impulsively to insults, and I genuinely regret making that much trouble on here. I acknowledge that such reactions are not correct and can disrupt the harmonious coexistence within the community.
I promise to be more understanding and tolerant in the future. My behavior is β¦ Read more
There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,
Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, youβll never get rid of them.
rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.
rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.
and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you donβt have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you wonβt know when to leave.
thats all, safe travels
Guys help im scared of bunnies and rabbits is that normal?
I found one of my oldest WJE comments (The last anonymous that commented was me) https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5ccb569bc67d241b1f6063d8/johnny-had-55-pineapples
Little blue, be my shelter Be my cradle, be my womb Be my boat, be my river Be the stillness of the moon If I could, I'd go with you To a place I never knew In your eyes, so dark and open There's a light that leads me back to you 'Cause you're not so far away I hear you say "You'll never walk alone" Singin' Don't be afraid of the dark In your heart You're gonna find a way To carry the weight of the world On your shoulders You're gonna find a way home -the goat Jacob Collier
i don't know who was in that call, but it ain't me
Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.
First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti⦠Read more
what's the weirdest things that happened to you guys lately?
mine is there I was, chilling in the cafeteria, munching on my lunch when out of nowhere, the vice principal storms in wearing a chicken suit. No explanation, just strutting around and clucking.
So... Jake, that uh... that Madi, she your wife?
@Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I donβt expect to be forgiven. Iβm simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I donβt deserve to be defended. My goal wiβ¦ Read more
If you are religious, what is considered bad in your religion but u still do it anyway?
For me I am Hindu, where you apparently can't eat beef bcuz cows are considered sacred, but I eat it anyway It didn't say anywhere that I can't eat pork so I do in rare occasions, but it's not my preferred type of meat
NOTE: My MUM (the strictest when it comes to what meat we* should consume and where) actually allows us to eat beef and pork but OUTSIDE THE HOUSE SHE AINT COOKING IT ANYTIME SOON EVEN THO SHE ATE A BEEF CHAPLI KEBAB AND LIKED IT *Me and my dad
[Verse: Dean Pelton] Well Iβm a peanut bar and Iβm here to say Your checks will arrive on another day! Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared of me! Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!
[Outro] I don't know what that was, I don't I don't know what that was
Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
JS TO LET YALL KNOW "LIL AG3.0 ACCOUNT" IS NOT THE REAL LIL AG, HE TEXTED ME ON DISC THAT THAT'S NOT HIM.
AI is killing people that make art for a living and it makes me very happy