Back
Tell

Tell Community

Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! Ok for real this time, I'm actually not a pedo. This is just a troll account me and my friend made for shits and giggles.

wtf kind of website is this? nobody is even on. Bunch of fuckin losers. You guys go to bed when your mama tells you to? are you guys 12?

these weird guys in blue suits keep telling me its bad to drift into kids. shouldnt it get me a boost like in mariokart

Hello everyone, If you have been banned today, it was probably for using racial slurs and/or being racist. If you want to be unbanned, write a mail to info@worstjokesever.com and tell me why I should unban you and how I can be sure that there won't be any posts or comments from you in the future that I have to delete.

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

Dear Worstjokesever, This is made for fellow story-writers. I am going to make a story writing account, open to the public (password is given in private to those whom are trusted) Don't use this as a place to talk, or post will be deleted and re-posted ! Rules are 1-Don't use any ai. 2-Post only once a week, and sign what you post. (if you can't post that week, make a post saying you can't. 3-You may work on a… Read more

Hey Sah,

the place near the Rhine that I had stayed in for a while was called Adendorf, dk if yk it? But I said I'd tell you sk

I need some help, I have been consistently ripping up my lip and causing it to bleed, I'm worried about this, I can't tell if it's self harm or not and I need to talk to someone

I MET MY ONLINE WIFE IRL OMG ND NOW SHES ME IRL WIFE I RAN TO HER TRIPPED ON HER DRESS TOLD HER IMA WORSHIP HER SHE PULLED ME UP I HUGGED HER GAVE HER GIFTS AND THEN A BIT LATER WE JS TALKED ALOT RANOMYL ND I GAVE HER MY HOODIE GETTIN IT BACK FRIDAY AND I FKAE PURPOSED GETTING HER THE RING NEXT WEEK OFFC NDNDND AT THE END I DNACED WITH HER AT THE DANCE AND I HUGGED HER FOR LIKE A MIN AND SHE WANTED ME TO LET GO BUT I DIND TUNTIL SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME AND THEN SHE LEFT ND WE HAVE MATHCING BRACELETS ND I CAN TELL ME ND HER ARE GOING TO BE CLOSE LIKE CLOSE God shes like, my fave person now, replaced everyone iveever ever lost.