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Quick question, well not quick. It’s a thought I had, and it has to do with this website. If I..I dunno vanished. Out of the blue. Or just made a post saying “bye”, or just disappeared. For let’s say...a week and a half? Would any of you really give a shit? Would you try to do anything? Would you wonder if I killed myself and I just have repressed issues I don’t speak about? Because when someone like May or Toby, doe… Read more

goodnight friends. one of my jack stauber favorites: You say something's wrong And I can say the same to you Broken over and over again What else can I do?

I've tasted friendship (A-ha) I've tasted you (Oh no!) I've tasted dying and it tasted good! I've tasted heartbreak (Wah) I've tasted food (Uh oh) I've tasted dying and it tasted good!

But that's dessert! You can have it when the dinner is gone! But that's dessert! (Uh-hoo-ah-oh-ah-oh) But that's dessert! You can have it when the dinner is gone! So put it down

Hi I hope you had a good day or you will have a good day. If not I’m sorry. To anybody who needs a little extra, please go Have a cup of hot chocolate and calm down with a blanket and some music. Go outside and eat a banana take some deep breaths and look at the sky for a bit. Go look in the mirror and tell yourself that you love yourself, you know your worth and that you’re valid. Have a glass of water and go watch Napoleon dynamite. Eat something.

And if nobody told you today, good morning, sweet dreams, I love you, I’m proud of you, keep going.

Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more

Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more

Attention fuckers: im doing some stupid ass project where imma bs the shit out of a story and try to max out the Google Docs character count (~1.02 million). The story will basically be an ongoing adventure that literally does not end, so if you have any suggestion of something to add, whether it be a whole arc or some dumb detail, leave it below and it will probably make it in.

A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more

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A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more

Hey, guys, I'm really confused by something. WHY does EVERYONE want to pick a fight with ME EVERY TIME i type something?!!?!!?!?!?! WHY? EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!!!!! WHYYYYYyyyyYyyy

Im going to explain how it feels to be strangled to death First, you feel the pressure in your throat your eyes water and you start to taste something very very sour in your mouth then it's like someone lights a match right in the middle of your chest and that fire grows it fills your lungs, mussels, and your throat and all the way behind your eyes and finally that fire turns to ice like pins and needles of ice are sticking into your fingers, feet, arms, you see stars than darkness and the last thing you feel is cold