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Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more

Someone online? I'm coming from the german version of wje πŸ˜… My profile looks the same there like here

do you realize that even if you ban someone, they can make new accounts? idiots.

WC Siarra, here is the lore in my mind about the word heater. I know that its an old word for a gun. On a Reddit story on TikTok I saw someone say that heater was a gay slur. Then I found out it wasnt. So I made it one

I have seen the whole opal drama, and here is my opinion on it.

Even though she may have done some bad things, she regrets it, and is working on being a better person. As she said, she has anxiety and ADHD, and some ppl just cram hate on her telling her to "kill [herself]" and asking the mods and Matt to ban her. I can relate to this, because I have been in these situations before at school, and I struggled to fix t… Read more

The truth is here. Dare to ask questions, and I will answer them all. I know the truth about everything. Regardless of WJE or here. Please, do not accuse people of being someone they're not, because the odds that they actually are that person is low, and also people do not ask me innapropriate or absurd questions! Thanks!

dear matthais sorry if i spelled your name wrong but worst jokes ever has gone to hell , i want to talk to you about me making a community guidlines form where if followed will result in a perfect worst jokes ever , i have valid reasons on why we should do this. 1. to know who to ban and who not to ban 2. to see who violated guidlines 3. to see if someone is abusing mod. I would create a community guidline but i need your help to code it into worst jokes ever as when you join you go through the community guidlines - sincerly - im with stupid