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WHY (a song about my struggles)

Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes

January, it started off fine February, it was good March, a stupid girl with death stares April, got a new friend group May, it was kinda bad June, Went on vacation July, I came back August, extr… Read more

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I am making a second series of the WJE Pokémon, it’ll be posted soon, maybe next week? I dunno, I got stuff I gotta do lol. If it’s not posted by next weekend, remind me, I may have forgotten. In the meantime, check out series one! So far for series two we have Tot, Virgo, Ry, Flippy Paws, and possibly Fletcher, I also may redo some series one cards. Not sure, we’ll see.

WJE Pokémon Series 1! (Idk if I’ll make a second series, maybe but idk, if you find anything in these cards offensive, stop being sensitive little snowflakes, this is purely for comedic entertainment.)

SO! News for my Maid Wade fans, with an unforeseen turn of events, sadly, we did NOT win the first round of the poll. There are 3 rounds tho! And we have secured our spot in second place and are moving on! Fletcher beat us out with 51% and we got like 40% or something. Doesn’t matter, we’re still in the running! And since there are 3 rounds, I gotta alter the rules a LITTLE BIT. I said if we won that I’d do it till January. Well. If we win the SECOND round I’ll do it till FEBRUARY. And if we win the finals? I’ll do it till MAY. We can do this guys! The Maid Wade will guide us! #VOTEWADEVOTEMAID!

bro i am legit so fucking done with people. next thing yk imma be that one cold hearted bitch in the next 5 seconds. fuck all yall atp.

Some advice for you all <3 If someone cheats on you, leave them, let them go. You may be in love, but they do not deserve a second chance. Some people are addicted to vapes, some are addicted to weed, some alcohol, and any type of drugs. For some cheating is like A drug, don't give them another chance. The more chances you give them the more likely they are to do it again because they always expect another chance.

Would you rather get $1,000,000 everyday or get $1,000 for every second for each day

GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more

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lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more

The lightning outside is so fucking strong it lights up the whole forest and makes it look like daytime for a second and it’s so loud even with the 5-23 second sound deley it still shakes my body and lasts for 5 seconds. Also Gn fr this time have a nice night and sweet dreams everybody

GENESIS 32 Jacob Prepares to Meet Esau 1Jacob also went on his way, and the angels of God met him. 2When Jacob saw them, he said, “This is the camp of God!” So he named that place Mahanaim. 3Jacob sent messengers ahead of him to his brother Esau in the land of Seir, the country of Edom. 4He instructed them: “This is what you are to say to my lord Esau: ‘Your servant Jacob says, I have been staying with Laban and hav… Read more

GENESIS 30 1When Rachel saw that she was not bearing Jacob any children, she became jealous of her sister. So she said to Jacob, “Give me children, or I’ll die!” 2Jacob became angry with her and said, “Am I in the place of God, who has kept you from having children?” 3Then she said, “Here is Bilhah, my servant. Sleep with her so that she can bear children for me and I too can build a family through her.” 4So she gave… Read more