A quick request to Wade

hamantha

because jack stauber is the goat

no one appreciated my hamantha

:(

I appreciated hamantha dw

thanks

Ooh that sounds fun

she’s very

hihi

meaty

hows everyone

what

gegebeh

hamantha

Dude I just wanted to talk to Wade why is this happening

Yes I’ve posted 3 vids today already

you have attracted us

imma go like all of them

do you guys wanna see my punett square alien

Bit of both

Fair

the fuck you want me to do 😭

well do ya

why

Trying to have a conversation

ok

but still

he’s really cute

look:

smash

ok

BHHAHAHS

he probably has a dick

idk

AMY THATS BASICALLY YOUR CHILD WTF

ok

do aliens have alabama

no.

so it’s fine

AMY

that’s my name

actually

NOT OK

YOU CANT FUCK YOUR CHILDREN

WHY NOT

IF THEY’RE HOT

IT’S FINE

NO IT DEFINITELY ISNT

how do you know

HOW DO YOU KNOW

COM@

where do i get it

is it a new update

Walmart ig

i prefer flat screen tvs

heheh

Flappy that would get you smacked jr

irl*

gettign smacked it so refreshing

like

wow

i love snorting uwu

on the cheeks

guys

DUDE NO

i don’t think

which cheeks

the special ingredient in those bornwies was love

i think

it was zaza

u have a plug?

all 8 of them

i have a buttplug

I feel like ur not the type of person

just kidding

but there’s only…..huh?

I was talking abt the weed

there are secret cheeks.

do you have some for me

Amy you need a nap

no i need a nap

i sleepy af today

also crack cocaine and mental institution

I do

99% of the time i don’t

whats

up

girl

GMMM

Balls

that’s a weird way to pronounce jim

yummy

hm not a real one

hard g

babye

sir this is a wendys

hard r

Balls

bye byeee

bownies

boriwnes

brinwoes

browinf

broiews

bronies

thanking you

so much

p

for me

Help? Amy what’re you talking about

help

is a wrod

word

only took 27282 tries

i dont have help

my cat is being so cute

cheese noodles and cum nuts

that’s insane

awww

can i pet your cat (with rizz)

WHAT THE FUCK

Dude why does everybody think this?

no

hes mine only

not yours

fuck off

I DONT KNOW DUDE BUT I’M SEEING YOUR MOM

because u are?

Amy you cannot rizz up a cat….that’s weird

its possible

i was not

proof

james csrles

znsgjsndsmyzi

jen’s in i in k was we usually go for an easy hike and we go to a

yes james csrles

my 🫦

is getting spicy

ok

ok

k

help

me

no

kkk

hang on

i guess i get racist sometimes

but it’s ok

my lip is kinda dry,can u kiss it?

I know that ur childish asf but u can still admit it

instead of being a freak in the sheets

i’ll cut eyeholes in them

which ones

we’ll grind you up

throw you in a pan

until you’re browned

and then add burrito stuff

🫄

No I mean how would I prove it

wrong emoji

👍

use your brian

i love brian

but i love toast more

ha

yes

i’m high

good

can you hep

please

i was bouta ss it

sexually sureender

DED CHAT

😐

🥚🫵

mhm

Amy quit

amy out of curiosity did you sleep

today

no

do you wanna see

Bals

my camera rool

roll

hello aaron.

yes me too

Also my head is killing me

are you geting ghosted

hjsndfugsm

i think their conspiring against us

he isnt on weekends

um actually its theyre*

heheheh

both of our love interests

Not rlly

are named after food

That’s not what’s happening

How

Oh

Nvm lmao

Jake!

Sup

i know toasts real mame

Cool

Wsg

#%*^

good job

Just chillin

thank you melissa

Lol

thats not my name but ok

youre welcome

you didn’t say hi to me you coccydynia

ashley

EQ

EW

there’s a hair

Assley

on my head

amy so high

yk whats even more high_

There are a lot of hairs on your head amy

Oh cool. I took the deepest sleep of my whole ass life and then forgot to take my meds so

nuh uh

FUCK

My anxiety level rn

HOW MANY

my expectations uwu

ok

I don’t know if that’s good or bad but…cool?

HOW MANY HAIRS ARE ON MY HEAD

JKAE

ANSWERS

stop

this is all your fault

Deal with it

Shave your head

yep ur toby

Def a bad decision but it’s fine because to catch a predator has been on for hours

NO DONT DO THAT AMY

i mean emily

automatic

correction

I’m gonna go drown my sorrows in food

See you guys

HI

bye aaron

we will miss you dearly

That’s not my name

you fat cos

But oo

K

cos

cow

AEE YOU SURR

Hey Jake are you ok? We can talk on uwu if you want?

WHAT IS THE UP

whats my real name

THE SKY

can you be my therapist too

ur not my fren if u dont know my name

hiromi

is that ur dog btw

ik ur name

bcoz im a real friend

YEAH HEHEHE

yessir

AND ALSO MY BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVELS

u didnt even say it

am i right

PMAO

LMAO

PLEASE MAKE A ORGY

i dont like saying names bcoz i dont wanna spell it wrong but ik it trustt

AM I RIGHT

*an

K now imma go eat

Good idea

I’m kinda too depressed to do that tho

grammar nari

Ok but message me if you need I’m worried

me too

Also hello wade

and hope it works

hi wadeeee

jake and wade

and madi

when can yall call again btw

I fucking miss her bro

I’m dying here

it’s ok she’ll be on soon

Who? What happened? I messaged you on uwu

I probably cant call today cause I work soon

my cat is staring at me

Np

he looks very mean

he is very rude

wait i like cant think rn

wade

drink away your feelings

like i just did

i stole

my mom’s

stuff

guys i’m kinda scared

Why

the only think i have had to drink today is chocolate milk

😭

i thought maybe

not even joking

itd help