Pity Community

Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.

This so-called 'kin… Read more

This is going to be a mouthful, but I suggest you read it all. Posting as anonymous, but yeah, it's Amy. A lot wrong has happened on this site, like a LOT. And for me, this involved the insults & constant wars & whatnot. After it was all over, I think I started building myself off my hatred of you all. I started becoming my hatred ina way. Not a day went by that I didn't remember the hurt I felt. Also, somewhere alon… Read more

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more

Quick question, well not quick. It’s a thought I had, and it has to do with this website. If I..I dunno vanished. Out of the blue. Or just made a post saying “bye”, or just disappeared. For let’s say...a week and a half? Would any of you really give a shit? Would you try to do anything? Would you wonder if I killed myself and I just have repressed issues I don’t speak about? Because when someone like May or Toby, doe… Read more

Lament my loss, my labour, and my pain, All ye that hear my woeful plaint and cry. If ever man might once your heart constrain To pity words of right, it should be I That since the time that youth in me did reign My pleasant years to bondage did apply, Which, as it was, I purpose to declare Whereby my friends hereafter may be ware ...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they… Read more