Yes!

GET ME A BURGER

BRITISH FOOD FUCKING SUCKS.

wait coz ive never won before

NO IT DOESNT

OH THEN GG

just like BRITAIN never wins its WARS

FIRST TIMES THE CHAR

CHARM*

WEAK ASS COUNTRY

FALLEN EMPIRE AHH

can we not argue abt food anymore 😭 i feel ill thinking about your digsusting american food

"COMMONWEALTH" MY ASS

AMERICA IS LITERALLY FALLING APART

I WANT A BURGER

ty lol

THAT'S A GOOD POINT I ACTUALLY CAN'T REFUTE THAT ONE

....

True

Its our STUPID GOVERMENT

GIVE ME A BURGER

im not on your side you american heartbreaking bullying american

I DON'T HAVE ONE LOVE

CUS I CANT GO DRIVE AND GET ONE

mhm

you american heartbreaking bullying biggy*

MAKE ONE APPEAR AND THEN BRING IT TO ME 💁‍♀️

This is why the WJE commune is still a great idea

a 10 foot tall dude bullying a girl half his size is cruel.

We all buy a farmhouse and live in it together

MHM

i do not appreciate you being britishist

NEVER ON AMERICAS SIDE

YES

im VERY britishist when it comes to food

IT'S NOT ABOUT AMERICA

IT'S ABOUT OUR COMMUNITY

NO MORE ANTI BRiTISH BEHAVOUIR

IM ALSO VERY JAKEIST

WELL I'M ELIST

SO HA

youre an online list?

IM GIANNIST

thats... concerning

YOU'RE CONCERNING!

oh my

what is going through your head

a lot

WHAY

thats not nice

DOED

THAT

MEAN??

im literally holding back a lot of swear words i can just let out rn

whay doed that mean

do it

GRRRRRR

do it el

give in to the hate

its very hard to hold back my rage smh

SAY FUCK

okok

grrr angry

ello

bark bark

DARK EL

so you ARE a furry

FUCK YOU.

YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH WTF U ON ABT ROASTING MY COUNTRIES FANCY MOTHERFUCKING CUISINE YOU BELLEND. LIKE WYM MY COUNTRIES FOOD IS SHIT WHEN YOU COUNTRY IS FULL OF FAT LAZY BOZOS LIKE WHAT

YOU LIKE WADE

BAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

It did invent RAP

MAL

MAL EL'S BULLYING ME

BAN HER

SHE'S USING FOUL LANGUAGES

EL DONT BULLY JAKE

YOU BULLIED ME FIRST BTICH

JAKE DONT BULLY EL

YOU BULLUED US

FIRST

I DON'T FEEL SAFE IN THIS ENVIRONMENT

DONT BULLY EACH OTHER

I'M BEING OPPRESSED

JAKE

I DONT FEEL SAFE IM MURICA

YOURE A WHITE MAN IN AMERICA

LAND OF NO FREE

YOURE NOT OPPRESSED.

WOW

EXACTLY

DESERVED

MAL THIS IS BAN WORTHY

WHAT U GET

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SLANDER

DW JAKE

EL YOU'RE SO RUDE

I LOVE YOU STILL

YOURE BANNWORTHY

WHAT IS THIS

EVEN THO YOURE BULLYING PPL

YOU MADE ME FEEL HORRIBLE WITH YOUR MEAN WORDS

I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

ANTI BRITISH AT ITS FINEST

YOU MADE ME CRY MAN

I FEEL ILL

I'M BEING TARGETED

AND YOU GO RUNNING AROUND ACTING LIKE A BABY WHEN I FIGHT BACK

IS IT BECAUSE EL IS A FEMALE?

AND U CALLING ME IMMATURE

YOU ACTING LIKE UR MY AGE

JAKE YOU SEXISY

JAKE YOURE 10 FEET TALL WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF A TEENAGE GIRL.

YES JAKE

STOP BEING SEXIST

SHE HURT MY FEELINGS!

YOU HURT MINE TOO

ILL EAT YOUR FEELINGS/

YOU HURT OURS

GAY ALPHA WOLF JAKE

JAKE IM COMING TO EAT YOUR FEELINGS.

YOU CAN'T EAT THEM THEY'RE MINE

WATCH ME.

YEAH?

YEAH

LIKE JAKE YOU CANT JUST GO AND START CHATTING SHIT ABOUT MY CULTURE AND THE FUCKING FOOD I LOVE AND THEN START COWERING DOWN LIKE MY 5 YR OLD SISTER WHEN I ARGUE BACK LIKE THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

WHEN I FINALLY SEE YOU

YOUR FEELINGS

ARE BEING

LIKE

INHALED.

BECAUSE I AM DOMINANT MAL

OH REALLY?

THIS IS ANTI BRITISH AT ITS FINEST

WE'LL SEE

I EAT EMOTIONS

WE'LL SEE.

I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DEATH

HA

HAHA

HA

Haha.. ha..

SHUT UP JAKE

YEAH JAKE

YEAH

SHUT UP

NO JAKE TALK TO ME

JAKEY JAKE

JUST SAY NICE WORDS

YOU SEXIST, ANTI BRITISH, HEARTBRAKING, BULLYING BIGBACK

SMH

HES NOT A BIGBACK

IMPOSSIBLEIBLE

HES A SKINNY QUEEN

UH HUH

I COULD BLOW HIM OVER AND IM NOT EVEN THE BIG BAD WOLD

WOLF

WAIT

NO

NEVERMIND

YASSSSS 💅💅💅💅

YESSSS DIVA

YOU WANNA BLOW ON HIM?????

NO STOP

NOT WHAT I MEANT

ACTING LIKE A CHILD

I AM A GROWN ADULT

BASHING OUR CULTURE

NO JAKE IS A MATURE AMAZING YOUNG MAN.

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE NICE TO HIM WHEN HE WAS SO MEAN TO ME SMH. HE BE ACTING LIKE HES MY AGE. LIKE GET OUTTA HERE. SPREAD YOUR ANTI BRITISH SOMEWHERE ELSE. TRY SAY ALL THAT STUFF YOU SAID ABOUT UK TO MY FAMILY AND SEE HOW YOU COME OUT... OH WAIT YOU WONT

I WOULDNT SAY MATURE

HUSH

NUH UH HES ACTING LIKE MY AGE

WHAT IN THE ZEST FEST

HES ACTING LIKE LESS YOUR AGE

MORE LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

PERIOD

YALL

CAN TAKE

YOUR NEGATIVITY

TO

FUCKIN

NEGATIVESVILLE

BOOM

LOOK

CLOCKED

NO

YOUR BEING ANTI BRITISH NOW

i hate americans smh

THAT PLACE SOUNDS AMERCAN

I JUST CLOCKED YOUR TEA

making fun of our accent

IM NOT GOING THERE

CLOCK ITTTTT

and all that shit

GOOD YOU CAN TRY A BURGER THERE.

I THINK BRITISH ACCENTS ARE THE 3RD FINEST ACCENT

SMOTHERED IN RED 40

SO I AM NOTTTT ANTI BRITISH

NOBODY PUTS RED 40 IN HAMBURGERS DUMBASS

BRB IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS

NEVER IN MY YOUNG 13 YEARS OF LIFE HAVE I EVER BEEN SO MAD ABOUT MY COUNTRY. I HATE MY COUNTRY BUT I ABSOLUTLEY FUCKING LOVE MY COUNTRY AND YOU CANT CHAT SHIT ABOUT IT IF YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT IT SO JAKE, SHUT YOUR BIG BITCH ASS MOUTH UP AND GET BACK TO WHAT EVER TF YOUR DOING AND I WILL NOT BE SENDING ANOTHER BIG MESSAGE COZ I DO.NOT HAVE THE PHYSICAL CAPACTIY RN IM IN FUCKING PAIN. thankyou :)

IF I DONG GO TO THE TOILET

OK GOOD LUCK

CYA

ANTI-BRIT

Are you actually pressed cause I genuinely don't give a shit about what you eat lmao it's a free country

OH WAIT

NO IT'S NOT

CAUSE IT'S BRITAINNNNNNNNNN

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(We arent pressed btw)

yeah i am

oh-

It's not your country that is horrible. it is the public "representatives" that are horrible. No taxation without representation

AMERICA AND ITS STUPID FOOD

no they be chatting shit about our cuisine

we got good food

Its the goverment thats horrible

im actually in so much fucking pain

I didn't mean any actual offene lol

*offense

i did :) jkjk

LOOK

AT

WHAT

YOU

DID

im just rotting here

dying

NOOOOOO

womp

wompppp

TRAITOR

YOU APOLOGISES

nah coz im genuinely in so much fucking pain rn

i cant move outta bed

YOU SAID YOU DIDNT NEAN TO OFFEND

WORST

PISS

EVER.

good

jkjk

SOMEONE

DROPPED A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB OF A SHIT

Oh

IN BOTH THE BATHROOMS

SO I WAS GAGGING

OH NO

lol

womp

wompp

in yo face jake

Oh i though you were gon say someone walked in

i dont think i can go to school in this much agony rn 😭

lmao

skip then

Its 19:37 though

Why you in pain?

i dont got skl for like idk how many hours

lmaooo

night schooool

Id hate that

i dont got night school

secret :)

Wait night school would actually hit different though actually

fr

i love going to the school in the dark during winter

😭

girl for some reason i didnt have it all summer

oh

lol

i was rlly concerned

i had my first one during summer

lol i bet

ewww that stinks

yuo

yup*

i had my first one in gym class when i was 12

i was at a sleepover

with my pookie

noooo

oh

it was ok though :)

thats good

yeah

mine hurts rlly bad'

like my doctor was concerned for awhile cus of how bad it was

fr same

ohh

thankfully nothings acc wrong w me i j get rlly severe ones lmao

talking bout doctors reminds me bt my doctors app next week

ohhhhh that sounds bad 😭

noooo

its awful

its abt my ankle lol

super heavy for a week straight

i sprained it 6 months ago and it hasnt healed

and hurts bad enough that im still almost in tears even with painkillers

omg

oh damnnn

oh-

yeah its rlly fun

oh!

yep

well i hope like it doesnt stay that bad forever 💔

womanhood 💪

tyyy queen

yusss

np

do you know who paultooreal is???

no i dont think so

ohh lol

he was my celeb crush for like a month haha

until he got a gf :(

aww damn

and then he was paulnottooreal

oop

lmao

lol

Gtg btw

this is him

Sleeping

ohhhh bye king

cyaaa king

nice

Cyaa

lol