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MY MAN AND I ARE GONNA WATCH A CHRISTMAS MOVIE TOGTHER

WHICH ONE

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Hey Madi, Jake has to write me an essay/paragraph on Uwu crew after I go to bed, and it has to be 80 chats long

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wtf wtf its much too early for christmas

not even thanksgiving

stop this madness

fr tho like at least wait till after thanksgiving

didnt you say

you have ur tree up

YEAH MY MOM SMH PUT IT UP ON LIKE NOVEMBER 1ST

MY GRANDMA KEEPS HERS UP ALL YEAR LONG

TF

the only thing is up is my coc-

SO YOU CANT BE TALKING

CHEX HAS A DICK CONFIRMED?

YOU HAVE A CHRISTMASIFIED HOUSE.

BITCH I WAS ABOUTTA THROW HANDS WITH MY MAMA FOR THAT

SHE KNOWS I WAIT

WHENEVER SHE PLAYS CHRISTMAS MUSIC I TURN UP MY FUCKING GUITAR AND SHRED THAT SHIT

BRO MY MOMMA STARTED LISTENING TO CHRISTMAS SONGS WHILE IT WAS STILL OCTOBER

WHAT

NO

NONONONONONONONONONO

THIS IS VERY WRONG

AT LEAST MY FAMILY WAITS UNTIL THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING

NOOOOOO

THATS HOW TO DO IT

BUT WHEN ITS CHRISTMAS SHE DOESNT LISTEN TO CHRISTMAS SONGS

NOT THIS SHIT

HALLOWEEN HADNT EVEN HAPPENED YET TF

FR

your guys' families are insane

"LETS SING MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY HOLIDAYYYY"

mINE ARE THE ONLY SENSIBLE ONES

MY SISTER SAID HER BFS FAMILY PUTS UP THEIR TREE ON NOV 1ST

WHICH IS LIKE

NO

"WHENEVER I SEE GIRLS AND BOYS SELLING LANTERNS ON THE STREET"

"SANTA TELL ME IF UR RLLY THEREEE"

"FELIZ NA BIDAD" (IDK )

FELIZ NAVIDAD??

FLEAS NAUGHTY DOG