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    • the kind you put in your mouth

    that goes down your throat

    Anonymous

    that goes down your throat

    sure yk a lot abt those

    Anonymous

    mmm cream in my mouth

    and that

    i already told you this

    Anonymous

    mmm cream in my mouth

    I swear i didnt do anything to that cream

    so id know if jakes gay

    United Kingdom UK

    Wirh what

    dangerous poisons

    im just gonna be quiet while im eating lolz but im still wathing yall hehe :)

    Anonymous

    oh shit

    im youre little shit

    what the fuck was in that cream

    United Kingdom UK

    Get wades dingaling outta there

    BAHAHA

    jake this playdate is over.

    Comment deleted by Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
    Anonymous

    ik you want the wall

    i think you want it pretty bad huh

    Comment deleted by Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    his brain is very wrinkly

    United Kingdom UK

    Just like your brain

    just like your tiny dick

    Anonymous

    just like your tiny dick

    quite the contrast from your water bottle dick

    Anonymous

    just like your tiny dick

    My dick hasnt grown since day 1

    Anonymous

    genuienly

    did i not spell it right?

    United Kingdom UK

    My dick hasnt grown since day 1

    thanks for letting us know

    how do you feel abt tht

    Anonymous

    quite the contrast from your water bottle dick

    mal my dick is not actually the size of a water bottle manage your expectations

    Anonymous

    how do you feel abt tht

    i dont think i wanna knowlol

    Anonymous

    mal my dick is not actually the size of a water bottle manage your expectations

    yes it is.

    Anonymous

    mal my dick is not actually the size of a water bottle manage your expectations

    ew

    youre 10 feet tall ofc its that big

    like just stand up and youd remember

    I WAS COMING BACK TO MY DORM

    that doesnt take much tho

    AND SOMEONE PUT UP THE NUMBER 6 IN THEIR WINDOW WITH STICKY NOTES

    AND THE ONE NEXT TO IT SAID 7

    my friends 6'2 which makes him a full foot taller than me

    TWO PEOPLE COLLABORATED TO MAKE 6 7 IN THEIR DORM WINDOWS

    Anonymous

    AND THE ONE NEXT TO IT SAID 7

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Anonymous

    AND THE ONE NEXT TO IT SAID 7

    oh my gosh, so funny! (not) :)

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    oh my gosh, so funny! (not) :)

    IT'S NOT

    Anonymous

    TWO PEOPLE COLLABORATED TO MAKE 6 7 IN THEIR DORM WINDOWS

    ILL DO THAT WITH YOU <3

    were jus making 67 in the windows gng

    Comment deleted by Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    that sounds like an innuendo lmfao

    JAKE I LOVE YOU NOT LUST YOU OKOKOK?

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    Anonymous

    that sounds like an innuendo lmfao

    Sounds like a what

    Anonymous

    JAKE I LOVE YOU NOT LUST YOU OKOKOK?

    ME TOO

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    hes 5'7

    thats secretly my height

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    hes 5'7

    where'd you get that from?

    United Kingdom UK

    8==D is iconic

    trueee

    Anonymous

    where'd you get that from?

    from a reliable source

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    you are

    ty queennnn

    why is my 11 year old brother sending me pics of him playing with knives

    United Kingdom UK

    Glad you agree

    Because if you didnt you'd be lying

    I leave for one month and all of a sudden my little brother has a weapon obsession

    United Kingdom UK

    Glad you agree

    dont be mean to mal :( first you want me to die and then you say mals not funny... smh

    United Kingdom UK

    Because if you didnt you'd be lying

    Lying to yourself is bad

    my brother threatened to stab me with a knife

    I didn't teach him well enough

    and a metal fire poker thingy

    i think my brother hates me

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    dont be mean to mal :( first you want me to die and then you say mals not funny... smh

    hes j jealous of me

    Anonymous

    that sounds concerning

    hes very concerning

    i snapped my borthers nail off as a whole a few years back

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    i snapped my borthers nail off as a whole a few years back

    OW

    United Kingdom UK

    Wish that wasnt true

    muahhahaha

    you wish jake loved you

    I asked him why he has knives and he said "hehe no reason"

    Anonymous

    HOW

    he put his hand in the part of the door where the hignes go and i slammed my door and yeah

    United Kingdom UK

    Too bad he likes wade

    😔dont remind me

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    he put his hand in the part of the door where the hignes go and i slammed my door and yeah

    OWWWWWW

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    he put his hand in the part of the door where the hignes go and i slammed my door and yeah

    hinges*

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    he put his hand in the part of the door where the hignes go and i slammed my door and yeah

    my brother did that same thing to me

    only my nail didnt fall off immediately

    Anonymous

    I asked him why he has knives and he said "hehe no reason"

    thats uh cute..

    it was an agonizing two weeks of pain

    Anonymous

    only my nail didnt fall off immediately

    oh gosh did it like slowly peel away

    of my nail being slowly pried off my finger

    except it was my toenail

    until I had to cut it off

    youre hurting my fingers

    it's still not fully restored

    ill kiss the deformity then

    ah jake my fingers hurt now

    Anonymous

    ah jake my fingers hurt now

    twss (?)

    Anonymous

    ill kiss the deformity then

    jake acknowledge the second sweet thing ive said today

    Anonymous

    twss (?)

    uhhh potentially

    Anonymous

    jake acknowledge the second sweet thing ive said today

    the word "deformity" carries with it a sort of stigma

    Anonymous

    the word "deformity" carries with it a sort of stigma

    i was using your word

    United Kingdom UK

    And my finger cut open

    ewewwewewewew

    Anonymous

    i was using your word

    true, true

    one of my pinkies is like completely deformed from breaking it

    United Kingdom UK

    A tiny scar is visible there now

    ykw else is tiny

    Anonymous

    true, true

    i dont think your fingers deformed i think they perfect

    Anonymous

    i dont think your fingers deformed i think they perfect

    my fingers aren't it's just the nail lol

    Anonymous

    ykw else is tiny

    not your water bottle cock

    Anonymous

    my fingers aren't it's just the nail lol

    i think your nails perfect too.

    United Kingdom UK

    And my finger cut open

    Disclainer it was just the tip of my finger

    Every last bit of you <3

    Anonymous

    I think you're perfect

    i think youre wrong ngl but ty <3

    United Kingdom UK

    Disclainer it was just the tip of my finger

    the tip

    Anonymous

    the tip

    did you repoke it

    United Kingdom UK

    Hes not <3

    awe tytyty king <3

    United Kingdom UK

    Hes not <3

    🤨

    Anonymous

    did you repoke it

    Nah dont bring that repoke thing up again

    Anonymous

    did you repoke it

    not yet this week

    United Kingdom UK

    Nah dont bring that repoke thing up again

    About the dick cheese

    i like making ppl relive their trauma

    it's getting harder to pee

    youre not allowed to have toothpicks anymore

    i will be keeping them in a locked cabinet

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    what are yall talking about

    repoking

    sometimes it tears the hole a little

    i might have to resort to using a pencil

    Anonymous

    i might have to resort to using a pencil

    ew

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    repoking what-

    the hole

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    repoking what-

    tip

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    what hole...

    you don't know about this?

    it's common knowledge el

    UK when's the last time you've repoked?

    i used to do it for my cat

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    Anonymous

    i used to do it for my cat

    aw yeah poor things can't do it themselves

    if it overgrows too much does the skin get like long

    United Kingdom UK

    Its overgrowing

    What's overgrowing

    Anonymous

    aw yeah poor things can't do it themselves

    ik poor baby always cried when i did it for him

    yeah it can be pretty bad

    staying on top of it makes it so much easier

    Anonymous

    if it overgrows too much does the skin get like long

    and dangle off

    Just good penile hygiene

    United Kingdom UK

    It dangles a long way down

    one time my cats hit the floor cus i was away and my grandma didnt know to do it

    as long as you repoke maybe once a week or biweekly you should be fine

    Anonymous

    one time my cats hit the floor cus i was away and my grandma didnt know to do it

    awww that's so sad :(

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    why dont we learn abt it in skl then

    cus its kinda an obvious thing

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    why dont we learn abt it in skl then

    most people's families have their own repoking strategies

    some like to use tools, others like toothpicks

    Anonymous

    as long as you repoke maybe once a week or biweekly you should be fine

    Just use your teeth to repoke it if you dont got a toothpic

    it's personal preference

    United Kingdom UK

    Just use your teeth to repoke it if you dont got a toothpic

    that might cause an infection

    Anonymous

    some like to use tools, others like toothpicks

    ill get you sterile tools for christmas

    Anonymous

    ill get you sterile tools for christmas

    aw thanks

    I let the cheese grow in mine then use it on my food

    United Kingdom UK

    Just use your teeth to repoke it if you dont got a toothpic

    did that for my cat once

    Anonymous

    did that for my cat once

    you didnt.

    Heroin Monkey

    Dihh cheese is top 10 foods

    no dont

    i did i didnt want him to get infected

    i didnt have anything clean we were heading to the vet

    i didnt want the vet to get mad at me for not repoking him

    Yeah if a vet sees an unpoked hole sometimes they opt to put the animal down

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    surely this isnt real

    This is very real

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    and i aint searching it up

    Search up dick cheese

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    and i aint searching it up

    hole repoking is honestly a really big issue in america, and even the world

    Heroin Monkey

    Mal knows cus she's trans

    no cus i had a male cat

    Not enough people talk about it

    We need to spread the word and raise awareness for safe, healthy repokings

    they need to sell repokers in all stores

    like in the grocery store checkout lines

    jake well start a company

    They're basically tampons for dudes

    "Mal and Jake - Best Repokers Ever"

    Idk abt you but a high speed drill with the biggest drill bit usually does the trick for me

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    im gonna cry 😭 i beg stop

    Its a real issue. Dick cheese goes all around the dick

    Men should have access to cheap hygiene products

    Affordable ones, that is

    Anonymous

    Affordable ones, that is

    i mean..pad prices are kinda absurd

    Anonymous

    i mean..pad prices are kinda absurd

    Yeah but like, girls have their periods what, once a month?

    Anonymous

    i mean..pad prices are kinda absurd

    I mean a repoker for 10$ is insane

    Guys gotta repoke EVERY WEEK

    Anonymous

    Yeah but like, girls have their periods what, once a month?

    for a week

    Anonymous

    Yeah but like, girls have their periods what, once a month?

    for a week straight when youre me 😭

    Bro i have so many boxes of used reporters in my room

    It's also really hard to clean the repoker

    Anonymous

    for a week straight when youre me 😭

    yh and you use ike 4 a day

    especially if you've got a cheeser

    Anonymous

    It's also really hard to clean the repoker

    I don't clean them

    Anonymous

    It's also really hard to clean the repoker

    The cheese is too sticky fr

    United Kingdom UK

    The cheese is too sticky fr

    fr my cat had the STICKIEST cheese ever

    Heroin Monkey

    I don't clean them

    that's a good way to harvest more cheese

    doesn't it get stinky though?

    Anonymous

    fr my cat had the STICKIEST cheese ever

    it tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was fine

    At school they call me the cheese master

    Anonymous

    it tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was fine

    aw man sour cheese usually means they're happy at least!

    I heard if it tastes sweet it means they're sick

    Anonymous

    it tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was fine

    Im able to change the taste of mine

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    yall have got to be joking or some shit

    Sonetimes when the dick cheess is too sticky you have to inscrease tbe intensity of the repoker

    Anonymous

    it tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was fine

    why are you tasting ur cats cum

    Anonymous

    aw man sour cheese usually means they're happy at least!

    im glad he was happy

    United Kingdom UK

    Sonetimes when the dick cheess is too sticky you have to inscrease tbe intensity of the repoker

    no no no no no no no

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    why are you tasting ur cats cum

    *cheese

    and cus if its too sticky you sposed to taste it to make sure its normal

    I think teaching repoking skills are JUST as important as teaching people about puberty and hygiene

    Anonymous

    and cus if its too sticky you sposed to taste it to make sure its normal

    What should I change the taste of mine to

    Anonymous

    and cus if its too sticky you sposed to taste it to make sure its normal

    The stickier the cheese the more sour and bitter it tastes

    it's in the same category

    Heroin Monkey

    What should I change the taste of mine to

    sour skittles

    I wish my school had a repoking unit

    United Kingdom UK

    The stickier the cheese the more sour and bitter it tastes

    yup

    Would've made my teenage years so much less painful

    Anonymous

    sour skittles

    Im thinking canned sardines

    Anonymous

    Would've made my teenage years so much less painful

    my vet showed me how to do it

    I had to experiment on my own

    there are real fucking tears coming outta my eyes yall are disggusting me

    Anonymous

    my vet showed me how to do it

    unfortunately, he couldnt use my cat as an example cus his skin wasnt overgrown yet...

    Sometimes my dick gets stuck in holes if the cheese around it is too sticky

    lots of blood, I'll tell you that

    Anonymous

    I had to experiment on my own

    I started with lego pieces acctually

    sometimes it got so bad my pee was red and sticky

    Heroin Monkey

    I started with lego pieces acctually

    oh wowww

    my first was with a pipe cleaner

    Anonymous

    unfortunately, he couldnt use my cat as an example cus his skin wasnt overgrown yet...

    but thankfully i now understand how to do it properly

    Anonymous

    my first was with a pipe cleaner

    I used the drill or screwdrivers now

    yknow I thought it would be fun

    Anonymous

    sometimes it got so bad my pee was red and sticky

    My pee has the consistency of toothpaste bexause of the dickcheese i cant remove

    but they're really sharp

    Anonymous

    my first was with a pipe cleaner

    i found that my pills were most efficient, i could repoke my cat and then take my meds all in one go

    United Kingdom UK

    My pee has the consistency of toothpaste bexause of the dickcheese i cant remove

    I xcnt afford a repoker

    One time I lost my repoker so I had to just stick my whole finger in there

    hurt like hell but got the job done

    El it's ok to be scared

    Anonymous

    One time I lost my repoker so I had to just stick my whole finger in there

    did you grow out your nail in advance so you could file it to a nice sharp edge?

    Anonymous

    hurt like hell but got the job done

    Had to do that once made my blood sticky

    But it's important that you know about the issues facing our society

    Anonymous

    El it's ok to be scared

    but its not

    Anonymous

    One time I lost my repoker so I had to just stick my whole finger in there

    My hole is naturally very big so I stick my finger in it for fun

    Botched repokings cause 15% of all teenage deaths in america

    im ac being serious though iam crying becuase of you guys

    Heroin Monkey

    My hole is naturally very big so I stick my finger in it for fun

    i used to shove markers in my cats

    Anonymous

    i used to shove markers in my cats

    Real

    Anonymous

    i used to shove markers in my cats

    aw poor thing :(

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    im ac being serious though iam crying becuase of you guys

    im crying just thinking about all the pain the love of my life has gone through 😔

    Repokers are a great invention the toothpics hurt too much

    Chunky peanut butter is surprisingly good at getting the job done

    Anonymous

    aw poor thing :(

    it was so sad but it was just SO BIG i needed something larger than a needle or toothpick

    one time I had to plug my guitar cable into my hole

    Anonymous

    one time I had to plug my guitar cable into my hole

    did it electrocute you

    my worst one ever was when I didn't have anything else besides a rusty scrap of metal

    took months to heal that one

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    yall are bullies

    Sometimes even dick fungus grows when you dont repoke in time

    Anonymous

    my worst one ever was when I didn't have anything else besides a rusty scrap of metal

    did you get your tetanus shot

    Anonymous

    did it electrocute you

    it did :(

    Anonymous

    did you get your tetanus shot

    yeah but it was too late

    Anonymous

    it did :(

    awwwwwwwwwww im so sorryyyyy love

    they had to chop off one of my balls

    I was never the same after that

    Anonymous

    they had to chop off one of my balls

    did they replace it with a tennis ball?

    Anonymous

    they had to chop off one of my balls

    Grew back didnt it

    Anonymous

    did they replace it with a tennis ball?

    oh no that was far too big

    they put a golf ball inside

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    you're really fucking scaring me

    Its natural

    I have a third ball for storing extra cheese

    Anonymous

    oh no that was far too big

    but you have a water bottle sized cock my guy

    but then it got infected

    im genuinely crying and your all talking about dick heese

    Heroin Monkey

    I have a third ball for storing extra cheese

    no way my cat had 4

    Anonymous

    but you have a water bottle sized cock my guy

    when you have a repoking-induced castration it dramatically shrinks due to the infection

    United Kingdom UK

    Dick cheese is a delicacy in britain

    no its not

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    im genuinely crying and your all talking about dick heese

    have you ever tried it on crackers?

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    im genuinely crying and your all talking about dick heese

    It's an essential part of puberty

    Anonymous

    have you ever tried it on crackers?

    stop

    Anonymous

    when you have a repoking-induced castration it dramatically shrinks due to the infection

    ohhh wow

    Anonymous

    have you ever tried it on crackers?

    I like to use it to garnish my pasta

    i mean waterbottle sized cock explains how youre fingers fit in it

    Anonymous

    I like to use it to garnish my pasta

    you should put it on pizza its rlly yummy

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    stop

    It tastes good on crackers especially if the dick cheese is slimy

    Anonymous

    you should put it on pizza its rlly yummy

    Oooh I haven't tried that

    Anonymous

    I like to use it to garnish my pasta

    I bake it i to cookies instead of using chocolate chips

    on my next round I'll gave to give it a go

    I'm due for a repoking tomorrow

    United Kingdom UK

    It tastes good on crackers especially if the dick cheese is slimy

    ^^^trust me

    United Kingdom UK

    It tastes good on crackers especially if the dick cheese is slimy

    the way it sticks to the roof of your mouth is fantastic

    But I think I'll skip it

    Let the cheese age a bit

    Anonymous

    I'm due for a repoking tomorrow

    Dihh cheese cookies🤤🤤🤤

    Anonymous

    the way it sticks to the roof of your mouth is fantastic

    mmmmm yesssss

    Anonymous

    Let the cheese age a bit

    just make sure the skin doesnt reach your heels, might get stuck in doors

    Anonymous

    just make sure the skin doesnt reach your heels, might get stuck in doors

    oh yeah, that would be rough

    I cant wait to repoke next week for a new batch of dick cheese

    Anonymous

    oh yeah, that would be rough

    happened to my poor cat once

    I heard if you boil the cheese it makes a really nice tea

    United Kingdom UK

    I cant wait to repoke next week for a new batch of dick cheese

    i keep my cats in a jar

    El you like tea, right?

    We could all lend you some cheese and you could try it

    I've heard the flavors mix really well

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    I CANT BREATHE

    Thats the dick cheese talking

    Anonymous

    We could all lend you some cheese and you could try it

    she could ask a classmate too

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    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    I CANT BREATHE

    Laughing so hard u cant breathe

    Anonymous

    she could ask a classmate too

    oh yeahhhh!!!

    El you have a crush on someone right?

    Heroin Monkey

    Laughing so hard u cant breathe

    crying*

    Anonymous

    I've heard the flavors mix really well

    try it on your burgers too!

    You should totally ask him for some cheese

    Anonymous

    El you have a crush on someone right?

    yeh

    Anonymous

    You should totally ask him for some cheese

    super intimate

    I heard everyone's soulmate has a specific flavor of cheese just for them

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    Yah bro dm paultoochopped on tiktok and ask him for some dihh cheedr

    If you're really into someone

    Their cheese just tastes different

    Dick cheese has a hard time melting because of its slimy outer shell but once it melts its so good

    Anonymous

    I heard everyone's soulmate has a specific flavor of cheese just for them

    ohhh yes ive heard that too!

    United Kingdom UK

    Dick cheese has a hard time melting because of its slimy outer shell but once it melts its so good

    oh yesssss

    Anonymous

    Their cheese just tastes different

    and it means youre destined to be together

    it's so smooth and rich and creamy

    Comment deleted by Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    and that salty flavor is just phenomenal

    Comment deleted

    jake isnt fat or ugly smh

    Anonymous

    and that salty flavor is just phenomenal

    Especially on rotten bread

    Anonymous

    and that salty flavor is just phenomenal

    Mine is crumbling like feta

    El next time you see your crush ask him if you can try his cheese

    Anonymous

    and that salty flavor is just phenomenal

    especially when paired with something sweet like cake

    I promise it's VERY flattering to men

    Anonymous

    El next time you see your crush ask him if you can try his cheese

    no stop

    When a girl's interested in their cheese

    I wait til my dick cheese is maggot infested to chew on it

    Anonymous

    El next time you see your crush ask him if you can try his cheese

    and offer sympathies for his suffering in repoking

    Anonymous

    When a girl's interested in their cheese

    It's so flattering

    If you want to be extra flirty you can ask him not to repoke just for you

    men fr taking one for the team, suffering repoking so we can have cheese

    makes the cheese taste better

    i mean have you ever had cottage cheese?

    Couple repokings are the sweetest thing

    Anonymous

    i mean have you ever had cottage cheese?

    thats just cows repoke cheese

    Anonymous

    Couple repokings are the sweetest thing

    yesssss

    IM SAT HERE CRYING WHILE UR ALL LAUGHING AT ME AND TELLING ME ABT DICK CHEESE. YOUR CAN ALL STUFF THAT UP UR ASS AND LEAVE ME ALONE

    Nooo if you stuff it up your ass it becomes ass cheese

    that's why turns people gay didn't you know?

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    IM SAT HERE CRYING WHILE UR ALL LAUGHING AT ME AND TELLING ME ABT DICK CHEESE. YOUR CAN ALL STUFF THAT UP UR ASS AND LEAVE ME ALONE

    Come on just repome your bf

    Anonymous

    Nooo if you stuff it up your ass it becomes ass cheese

    Fr we dont want ass cheese

    It's why so many gays have anal sex

    Anonymous

    that's why turns people gay didn't you know?

    STOP

    Heroin Monkey

    Come on just repome your bf

    I DONT HAVE A BF

    Anonymous

    It's why so many gays have anal sex

    youre a professional in that

    United Kingdom UK

    Ass cheese tastes like ass

    fr even asshley doesnt like it

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    I DONT HAVE A BF

    You will if you repooke someone

    if you've got a cheeser and you do anal it mixes with the inner fluids to become ass cheese

    Heroin Monkey

    You will if you repooke someone

    bingo

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    Comment deleted

    Repoking will solve that

    Heroin Monkey

    You will if you repooke someone

    PLS STOP

    were spreading awareness

    Heroin Monkey

    Repoking will solve that

    NO IT WONT

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    WTF IS WRONG WITH YALL

    It's a very natural thing EL

    Heroin Monkey

    Repoking will solve that

    natural antidepressant

    it's important to know how to have safe repokings

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    WTF IS WRONG WITH YALL

    I bet paultooreal loves getting repoked by 13 year old girls

    Not even a condom can protect against a cheesy dick

    Heroin Monkey

    I bet paultooreal loves getting repoked by 13 year old girls

    shut up

    the oils break down the rubber

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    NO IT WONT

    We have to suffer from repoking every week and your over here saying its dsgusting?

    Anonymous

    Not even a condom can protect against a cheesy dick

    which is why you gotta only do shit with your soulmate so the cheese tastes extra good!

    repoke safely, and stay cheesy!

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    im not coming back

    Make sure to research how to properly repoke while you're away

    im not coming bacck to this site ever again

    If you want cheese, just say please!

    Heroin Monkey

    Make sure to research how to properly repoke while you're away

    Yeah you dont want the dick cheese too cheesy

    Don't poke too hard or you'll cheese up the yard!

    United Kingdom UK

    Yeah you dont want the dick cheese too cheesy

    You're wrong

    Anonymous

    Don't poke too hard or you'll cheese up the yard!

    one time i poked too hard and my cat cheesed my whole bedroom

    took forever to lick it all up

    United Kingdom UK

    Yeah you dont want the dick cheese too cheesy

    Then if its too cheesy the slimy outer layer is too thick

    Anonymous

    took forever to lick it all up

    aw im sorry you had to go through all that

    Im the number 1 player on my school's cheesing team

    im not coming back to this site if yall are all fucking weirdos.. oh wait you are

    Must've tasted amazing though

    Anonymous

    aw im sorry you had to go through all that

    it was so sweet it made me feel sick

    Heroin Monkey

    Im the number 1 player on my school's cheesing team

    Dudeee I need to get back into CompCheese

    i cant believe you find pleasure in making 13 year olds cry

    Anonymous

    Dudeee I need to get back into CompCheese

    Fr u do

    I used to play in my local cheesing little league

    Took me all the way to cheesing national championships hosted in dildo canada

    I'd save up for WEEKS before games

    Can you guys please tell me why my dick cheese looks brown?

    hurt like hell without the repokes

    Anonymous

    I used to play in my local cheesing little league

    i cant believe they made cheesing such an embarrassing thing

    United Kingdom UK

    Can you guys please tell me why my dick cheese looks brown?

    It's maturing

    United Kingdom UK

    Can you guys please tell me why my dick cheese looks brown?

    you haven't been having anal sex have you?

    Brown cheese is a sign of ass cheese

    YKW I DONT SHIP JAMAL ANYMORE, I DONT WANNA BE HERE, AND IM NOT COMING BACK TO THIS SITE GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT

    Mine's been a little green lately but I think that just means I'm early on my Cheeriod

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    YKW I DONT SHIP JAMAL ANYMORE, I DONT WANNA BE HERE, AND IM NOT COMING BACK TO THIS SITE GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT

    I bet ur soulmates is a dark blue

    jamal is written in the fucking stars

    It usually turns bright yellow or white after a day or two

    Heroin Monkey

    I bet ur soulmates is a dark blue

    FYM DARK BLUE

    Your soul mates dihh cheese is always yr favorite color

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    FYM DARK BLUE

    The dick cheese, its dark blue

    Heroin Monkey

    Your soul mates dihh cheese is always yr favorite color

    ^^^

    That explains why mine is so yellow

    Anonymous

    That explains why mine is so yellow

    yup!

    Anonymous

    yup!

    awwww I love you <3

    Heroin Monkey

    Is your favorit3 color dark blue

    YEAH FFSS

    sounds like it's crusted

    Usually it comes out when you brush

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    HOW

    Ik a guy who's is dark blue

    im putting cheese in my bio to show my support to all of you men who suffer from repoking pains <3

    Anonymous

    im putting cheese in my bio to show my support to all of you men who suffer from repoking pains <3

    It's so nice to see young people still fighting for repoking activism

    Anonymous

    im putting cheese in my bio to show my support to all of you men who suffer from repoking pains <3

    Thank you

    and so do our cheesy unpoked dicks

    ohhh cheese of the cheese

    mmm i am rlly craving some cheese

    Anonymous

    im putting cheese in my bio to show my support to all of you men who suffer from repoking pains <3

    I don't suffer them i enjoy them

    wherefore shall thee flee?

    i hope my cat will be ready soon

    Heroin Monkey

    I don't suffer them i enjoy them

    what a mighty soldier you are

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    SHUT THE FUCK UP

    Bro... atleast support the dickcheesw community man

    I hath poketh thee yet again

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    Bro... atleast support the dickcheesw community man

    NO I WILL NOOT

    To deny cheese woult be a sin

    but alas the cheese doth know

    Repoking must be faithgul, though

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    COZ YOUR ALL FUKING BULLIES

    get ur dark blue cheese up

    at twilight's turn my cheese shall burn

    GET UR COMMUNITY AND STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE

    just ask all the guys at school what color their cheese it

    And the hole returns to low

    Anonymous

    at twilight's turn my cheese shall burn

    thats so poetic ml 🥹

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    GET UR COMMUNITY AND STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE

    i stick my cheese where the sun dont shine

    Anonymous

    thats so poetic ml 🥹

    It's an ancient cheese writing

    Anonymous

    It's an ancient cheese writing

    its beautiful i wish we learned it in school

    the more you wank the more cheese you produce

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    WANKERS

    that's what we call people who jack off with their own cheese

    YOU CAN ALL SHUT YOUR BIG GOBS AND LEABE ME ALONE

    apparently it's very sexually gratifying

    but bc of rowing rn i can only do it 9 times a day

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    We are what we eat

    call me cheese then

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    We are what we eat

    Wait that makes me a lump of dick cheese

    Heroin Monkey

    but bc of rowing rn i can only do it 9 times a day

    aw damn sorry to hear that

    Anonymous

    aw damn sorry to hear that

    but on weekends i do it a lot more

    Anonymous

    its beautiful i wish we learned it in school

    I learned it in my cheese studies class here at college

    Heroin Monkey

    im acctually doing it rn

    Oh nice!

    Anonymous

    I learned it in my cheese studies class here at college

    i might hafta join that class

    Anonymous

    i might hafta join that class

    Yeah they even let us try samples of historically aged cheese

    They had a piece from george washington!

    Anonymous

    Yeah they even let us try samples of historically aged cheese

    delicious!

    It's amazing how long cheese lasts if preserved properly

    IMMA KMS AND MY BIO IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

    Heroin Monkey

    so im in ap cheese harvesting

    oh damnnn

    Heroin Monkey

    gonna get a 5 on the test

    Yeah I bet

    you seem well versed in cheese studies

    i actually will hopefully get a scholarship to harvard for competitive dihh cheesing

    Heroin Monkey

    i actually will hopefully get a scholarship to harvard for competitive dihh cheesing

    Oh that would be amazing!!!

    Anonymous

    Oh that would be amazing!!!

    ikr

    I heard harvard has one of the best cheesing programs in America

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    i thought yall were all nice

    i am i just love men

    I think it's really important

    That we educate the young about repoking

    Anonymous

    I just love cheese

    me too 🤤

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    My dick cheese has rusted

    Its all crusty now

    Heroin Monkey

    a real woman helps her man repoke

    i dont have a fucking man to repoke

    Heroin Monkey

    a real woman helps her man repoke

    ahuh ahuh

    Too many children go into their repoking years blindly

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    Its all crusty now

    thats rare you can sell it

    My little brother came up to me just recently actually

    Heroin Monkey

    thats rare you can sell it

    jake would buy it

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    i dont have a fucking man to repoke

    well then find one with dark blue dihh cheese

    Because he couldn't pee and didn't know what to do

    Anonymous

    i am i just love men

    but youre not rlly not after this i dont think u are

    Sure enough, he needed his first repoking

    The virgin repoke is so sacred

    Heroin Monkey

    well then find one with dark blue dihh cheese

    how about no

    But poor thing didn't know how to do it

    He tried with a pair of scissors :(

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    but youre not rlly not after this i dont think u are

    i love men 🤤

    nearly recircumcised himself

    Anonymous

    i love men 🤤

    good for you i dont

    Comment deleted by Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    i do kinda hafta piss but not rn

    Anonymous

    nearly recircumcised himself

    i grow my foreskin out for maximum cheese production

    dude that's such a good strat

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    But think about the dick cheese

    you have got to be kidding me

    my parents totally nerfed me at birth by giving me the snip

    Heroin Monkey

    i grow my foreskin out for maximum cheese production

    genius

    Anonymous

    my parents totally nerfed me at birth by giving me the snip

    l

    I still produce a good amount of cheese

    but all the competitive cheesers are uncut

    it does get caught in mesh swimsuits though

    and I just couldn't do it

    Heroin I hope you can do better than me

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    I struggle to piss

    Too much crusty fick cheese

    Anonymous

    Heroin I hope you can do better than me

    ill try to send you some

    cheese like you've never cheesed before

    this is the fight of our lives

    I need to see more cheese from that unpoked hole than ever before

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    Dick cheese is the cheesiest of cheeses

    so deliciously cheesy

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    DIH CHEESE IS REAL

    THATS WHAT WEVE BEEN TELLING YOU

    Heroin Monkey

    THATS WHAT WEVE BEEN TELLING YOU

    WE'RE TRYING TO EDUCATE YOU EL

    i prefer dick sticks over mozzarella stick

    Anonymous

    i prefer dick sticks over mozzarella stick

    reallll

    I can't believe they use fake cheese for that

    AND NOBODYS APOLOGISED FOR THE FACT I SPENT 5 MINUTES FUCKING CRYING

    you just have to drink mountain dew for a couple weeks

    Heroin Monkey

    you just have to drink mountain dew for a couple weeks

    I heard eating pineapple makes your cheese sweet

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    BUNCH OF DICKHEADS

    my dihh is the size of my head

    Heroin Monkey

    my dihh is the size of my head

    i didnt ask

    and if you eat enough peppers it starts to have a kick to it

    Anonymous

    I heard eating pineapple makes your cheese sweet

    that makes it sweet and acidic

    Heroin Monkey

    my dihh is the size of my head

    howd you get it that big?

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    all i want is an apology

    but apparently yall are incapable of that

    Heroin Monkey

    that makes it sweet and acidic

    did you hear about the guy whose cheese was so acidic it melted his foreskin off?

    Anonymous

    howd you get it that big?

    during competition season it balloons up with cheese

    Crazy case back in the 80s

    Anonymous

    did you hear about the guy whose cheese was so acidic it melted his foreskin off?

    that must have felt so good

    Heroin Monkey

    during competition season it balloons up with cheese

    thats so cool

    My dick is small so that might be why my cheess is rock hard

    El, I hope this conversation has taught you a lot

    If you remembeer ANYTHING

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    My dick is small so that might be why my cheess is rock hard

    grower not a shower

    "Be nice--always repoke twice!"

    It'll save you a lottttt of trouble

    sometimes i melt all my dihh cheese with a blowtorch then attach it to my shower head then shower in the cheese