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YIPPEEE

bootycrack

the snacking kind

my favorite

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What kinda snack

soreen

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Like wade

LOL

spookSymphony

that goes down your throat

sure yk a lot abt those

spookSymphony

mmm cream in my mouth

and that

jake no more cream

or wade

i already told you this

its either wade or me

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I swear i didnt do anything to that cream

😏

i poisoned the cream

so id know if jakes gay

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Wirh what

dangerous poisons

the dangerous kind

im just gonna be quiet while im eating lolz but im still wathing yall hehe :)

spookSymphony

oh shit

im youre little shit

*your

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Get wades dingaling outta there

BAHAHA

i knew you were gay

jake this playdate is over.

no more wall.

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My cream

oop

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ik you want the wall

smhsmhsmh

mal

ik you want the wall

i think you want it pretty bad huh

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That tongue is large

ewwww

<3

muahaha

no

his brain is very wrinkly

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Just like your brain

just like your tiny dick

like a raisin

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

im genuienly laughing out loud rn

genuienly

spookSymphony

just like your tiny dick

quite the contrast from your water bottle dick

spookSymphony

genuienly

did i not spell it right?

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My dick hasnt grown since day 1

thanks for letting us know

how do you feel abt tht

mal

quite the contrast from your water bottle dick

mal my dick is not actually the size of a water bottle manage your expectations

mal

how do you feel abt tht

i dont think i wanna knowlol

spookSymphony

mal my dick is not actually the size of a water bottle manage your expectations

yes it is.

spookSymphony

mal my dick is not actually the size of a water bottle manage your expectations

ew

youre 10 feet tall ofc its that big

yeah fr

like just stand up and youd remember

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

that would be tall

way taller than me

that doesnt take much tho

AND SOMEONE PUT UP THE NUMBER 6 IN THEIR WINDOW WITH STICKY NOTES

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Thats a woman

lol

my friends 6'2 which makes him a full foot taller than me

TWO PEOPLE COLLABORATED TO MAKE 6 7 IN THEIR DORM WINDOWS

spookSymphony

AND THE ONE NEXT TO IT SAID 7

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

spookSymphony

AND THE ONE NEXT TO IT SAID 7

oh my gosh, so funny! (not) :)

.

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

oh my gosh, so funny! (not) :)

IT'S NOT

spookSymphony

TWO PEOPLE COLLABORATED TO MAKE 6 7 IN THEIR DORM WINDOWS

ILL DO THAT WITH YOU <3

were jus making 67 in the windows gng

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OMG IT DOES

JAKE I LOVE YOU NOT LUST YOU OKOKOK?

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mal

JAKE I LOVE YOU NOT LUST YOU OKOKOK?

ME TOO

YAYAYAY

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8==D is iconic

fr

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

hes 5'7

thats secretly my height

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

hes 5'7

where'd you get that from?

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8==D is iconic

trueee

help

spookSymphony

where'd you get that from?

from a reliable source

there i sent help

nvm guys im not funny

tyty

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

you are

ty queennnn

why is my 11 year old brother sending me pics of him playing with knives

cus hes 11

I leave for one month and all of a sudden my little brother has a weapon obsession

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Glad you agree

dont be mean to mal :( first you want me to die and then you say mals not funny... smh

my brother threatened to stab me with a knife

and a light saber

and his hands

and wood

and a metal fire poker thingy

i think my brother hates me

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

dont be mean to mal :( first you want me to die and then you say mals not funny... smh

hes j jealous of me

spookSymphony

that sounds concerning

hes very concerning

i snapped my borthers nail off as a whole a few years back

i dont like him at all

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i snapped my borthers nail off as a whole a few years back

OW

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Wish that wasnt true

muahhahaha

you wish jake loved you

I asked him why he has knives and he said "hehe no reason"

spookSymphony

HOW

he put his hand in the part of the door where the hignes go and i slammed my door and yeah

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Too bad he likes wade

😔dont remind me

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

he put his hand in the part of the door where the hignes go and i slammed my door and yeah

hinges*

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

he put his hand in the part of the door where the hignes go and i slammed my door and yeah

my brother did that same thing to me

spookSymphony

my brother did that same thing to me

lol

spookSymphony

I asked him why he has knives and he said "hehe no reason"

thats uh cute..

spookSymphony

only my nail didnt fall off immediately

oh gosh did it like slowly peel away

of my nail being slowly pried off my finger

that happened to me

except it was my toenail

jake stop

youre hurting my fingers

ill kiss the deformity then

ah jake my fingers hurt now

thanks man

mal

ill kiss the deformity then

jake acknowledge the second sweet thing ive said today

spookSymphony

twss (?)

uhhh potentially

mal

jake acknowledge the second sweet thing ive said today

the word "deformity" carries with it a sort of stigma

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And my finger cut open

owwww

spookSymphony

the word "deformity" carries with it a sort of stigma

i was using your word

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And my finger cut open

ewewwewewewew

one of my pinkies is like completely deformed from breaking it

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A tiny scar is visible there now

ykw else is tiny

spookSymphony

true, true

i dont think your fingers deformed i think they perfect

mal

i dont think your fingers deformed i think they perfect

my fingers aren't it's just the nail lol

spookSymphony

ykw else is tiny

not your water bottle cock

spookSymphony

my fingers aren't it's just the nail lol

i think your nails perfect too.

mal

i think your nails perfect too.

I think you're perfect

spookSymphony

I think you're perfect

i think youre wrong ngl but ty <3

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Disclainer it was just the tip of my finger

the tip

mal

the tip

did you repoke it

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Hes not <3

awe tytyty king <3

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Hes not <3

🤨

muhahhahaha

i like making ppl relive their trauma

jake no

youre not allowed to have toothpicks anymore

i will be keeping them in a locked cabinet

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

what are yall talking about

repoking

spookSymphony

i might have to resort to using a pencil

ew

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

repoking what-

tip

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

what hole...

you don't know about this?

i used to do it for my cat

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mal

i used to do it for my cat

aw yeah poor things can't do it themselves

if it overgrows too much does the skin get like long

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Its overgrowing

What's overgrowing

and dangle off

spookSymphony

aw yeah poor things can't do it themselves

ik poor baby always cried when i did it for him

i just used my nails

staying on top of it makes it so much easier

mal

if it overgrows too much does the skin get like long

and dangle off

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It dangles a long way down

one time my cats hit the floor cus i was away and my grandma didnt know to do it

as long as you repoke maybe once a week or biweekly you should be fine

mal

one time my cats hit the floor cus i was away and my grandma didnt know to do it

awww that's so sad :(

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

why dont we learn abt it in skl then

cus its kinda an obvious thing

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

why dont we learn abt it in skl then

most people's families have their own repoking strategies

some like to use tools, others like toothpicks

spookSymphony

as long as you repoke maybe once a week or biweekly you should be fine

Just use your teeth to repoke it if you dont got a toothpic

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Just use your teeth to repoke it if you dont got a toothpic

that might cause an infection

spookSymphony

some like to use tools, others like toothpicks

ill get you sterile tools for christmas

no more toothpicks

mal

ill get you sterile tools for christmas

aw thanks

I let the cheese grow in mine then use it on my food

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Just use your teeth to repoke it if you dont got a toothpic

did that for my cat once

Heroin Monkey

Dihh cheese is top 10 foods

no dont

i did i didnt want him to get infected

i didnt have anything clean we were heading to the vet

i didnt want the vet to get mad at me for not repoking him

Yeah if a vet sees an unpoked hole sometimes they opt to put the animal down

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

surely this isnt real

This is very real

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

and i aint searching it up

hole repoking is honestly a really big issue in america, and even the world

Heroin Monkey

Mal knows cus she's trans

no cus i had a male cat

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Search up dick cheese

nty

We need to spread the word and raise awareness for safe, healthy repokings

they need to sell repokers in all stores

like in the grocery store checkout lines

jake well start a company

"Mal and Jake - Best Repokers Ever"

Idk abt you but a high speed drill with the biggest drill bit usually does the trick for me

Men should have access to cheap hygiene products

spookSymphony

Affordable ones, that is

i mean..pad prices are kinda absurd

mal

i mean..pad prices are kinda absurd

Yeah but like, girls have their periods what, once a month?

spookSymphony

Yeah but like, girls have their periods what, once a month?

for a week

spookSymphony

Yeah but like, girls have their periods what, once a month?

for a week straight when youre me 😭

Bro i have so many boxes of used reporters in my room

It's also really hard to clean the repoker

mal

for a week straight when youre me 😭

yh and you use ike 4 a day

spookSymphony

It's also really hard to clean the repoker

I don't clean them

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The cheese is too sticky fr

fr my cat had the STICKIEST cheese ever

Heroin Monkey

I don't clean them

that's a good way to harvest more cheese

mal

fr my cat had the STICKIEST cheese ever

it tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was fine

mal

it tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was fine

aw man sour cheese usually means they're happy at least!

I heard if it tastes sweet it means they're sick

mal

it tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was fine

Im able to change the taste of mine

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

yall have got to be joking or some shit

Sonetimes when the dick cheess is too sticky you have to inscrease tbe intensity of the repoker

omg how?

mal

it tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was fine

why are you tasting ur cats cum

spookSymphony

aw man sour cheese usually means they're happy at least!

im glad he was happy

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Sonetimes when the dick cheess is too sticky you have to inscrease tbe intensity of the repoker

no no no no no no no

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

why are you tasting ur cats cum

*cheese

and cus if its too sticky you sposed to taste it to make sure its normal

I think teaching repoking skills are JUST as important as teaching people about puberty and hygiene

mal

and cus if its too sticky you sposed to taste it to make sure its normal

What should I change the taste of mine to

mal

and cus if its too sticky you sposed to taste it to make sure its normal

The stickier the cheese the more sour and bitter it tastes

Heroin Monkey

What should I change the taste of mine to

sour skittles

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The stickier the cheese the more sour and bitter it tastes

yup

Would've made my teenage years so much less painful

mal

sour skittles

Im thinking canned sardines

spookSymphony

Would've made my teenage years so much less painful

my vet showed me how to do it

there are real fucking tears coming outta my eyes yall are disggusting me

mal

my vet showed me how to do it

unfortunately, he couldnt use my cat as an example cus his skin wasnt overgrown yet...

spookSymphony

I had to experiment on my own

I started with lego pieces acctually

sometimes it got so bad my pee was red and sticky

Heroin Monkey

I started with lego pieces acctually

oh wowww

mal

unfortunately, he couldnt use my cat as an example cus his skin wasnt overgrown yet...

but thankfully i now understand how to do it properly

spookSymphony

my first was with a pipe cleaner

I used the drill or screwdrivers now

spookSymphony

sometimes it got so bad my pee was red and sticky

My pee has the consistency of toothpaste bexause of the dickcheese i cant remove

spookSymphony

my first was with a pipe cleaner

i found that my pills were most efficient, i could repoke my cat and then take my meds all in one go

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My pee has the consistency of toothpaste bexause of the dickcheese i cant remove

I xcnt afford a repoker

One time I lost my repoker so I had to just stick my whole finger in there

spookSymphony

One time I lost my repoker so I had to just stick my whole finger in there

did you grow out your nail in advance so you could file it to a nice sharp edge?

But it's important that you know about the issues facing our society

spookSymphony

El it's ok to be scared

but its not

spookSymphony

One time I lost my repoker so I had to just stick my whole finger in there

My hole is naturally very big so I stick my finger in it for fun

Botched repokings cause 15% of all teenage deaths in america

im ac being serious though iam crying becuase of you guys

Heroin Monkey

My hole is naturally very big so I stick my finger in it for fun

i used to shove markers in my cats

mal

i used to shove markers in my cats

Real

mal

i used to shove markers in my cats

aw poor thing :(

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

im ac being serious though iam crying becuase of you guys

im crying just thinking about all the pain the love of my life has gone through 😔

Chunky peanut butter is surprisingly good at getting the job done

spookSymphony

aw poor thing :(

it was so sad but it was just SO BIG i needed something larger than a needle or toothpick

one time I had to plug my guitar cable into my hole

spookSymphony

one time I had to plug my guitar cable into my hole

did it electrocute you

my worst one ever was when I didn't have anything else besides a rusty scrap of metal

spookSymphony

my worst one ever was when I didn't have anything else besides a rusty scrap of metal

did you get your tetanus shot

mal

did you get your tetanus shot

yeah but it was too late

spookSymphony

it did :(

awwwwwwwwwww im so sorryyyyy love

spookSymphony

they had to chop off one of my balls

did they replace it with a tennis ball?

spookSymphony

they had to chop off one of my balls

Grew back didnt it

mal

did they replace it with a tennis ball?

oh no that was far too big

I have a third ball for storing extra cheese

spookSymphony

oh no that was far too big

but you have a water bottle sized cock my guy

im genuinely crying and your all talking about dick heese

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Its natural

its not

Heroin Monkey

I have a third ball for storing extra cheese

no way my cat had 4

mal

but you have a water bottle sized cock my guy

when you have a repoking-induced castration it dramatically shrinks due to the infection

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Dick cheese is a delicacy in britain

no its not

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

im genuinely crying and your all talking about dick heese

have you ever tried it on crackers?

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

im genuinely crying and your all talking about dick heese

It's an essential part of puberty

spookSymphony

when you have a repoking-induced castration it dramatically shrinks due to the infection

ohhh wow

mal

have you ever tried it on crackers?

I like to use it to garnish my pasta

i mean waterbottle sized cock explains how youre fingers fit in it

spookSymphony

I like to use it to garnish my pasta

you should put it on pizza its rlly yummy

mal

you should put it on pizza its rlly yummy

Oooh I haven't tried that

spookSymphony

I like to use it to garnish my pasta

I bake it i to cookies instead of using chocolate chips

on my next round I'll gave to give it a go

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It tastes good on crackers especially if the dick cheese is slimy

the way it sticks to the roof of your mouth is fantastic

spookSymphony

I'm due for a repoking tomorrow

Dihh cheese cookies🤤🤤🤤

mal

the way it sticks to the roof of your mouth is fantastic

mmmmm yesssss

spookSymphony

Let the cheese age a bit

just make sure the skin doesnt reach your heels, might get stuck in doors

mal

just make sure the skin doesnt reach your heels, might get stuck in doors

oh yeah, that would be rough

spookSymphony

oh yeah, that would be rough

happened to my poor cat once

I heard if you boil the cheese it makes a really nice tea

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I cant wait to repoke next week for a new batch of dick cheese

i keep my cats in a jar

We could all lend you some cheese and you could try it

spookSymphony

We could all lend you some cheese and you could try it

she could ask a classmate too

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Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

I CANT BREATHE

Laughing so hard u cant breathe

mal

she could ask a classmate too

oh yeahhhh!!!

Heroin Monkey

Laughing so hard u cant breathe

crying*

spookSymphony

I've heard the flavors mix really well

try it on your burgers too!

You should totally ask him for some cheese

spookSymphony

El you have a crush on someone right?

yeh

spookSymphony

You should totally ask him for some cheese

super intimate

I heard everyone's soulmate has a specific flavor of cheese just for them

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Yah bro dm paultoochopped on tiktok and ask him for some dihh cheedr

spookSymphony

I heard everyone's soulmate has a specific flavor of cheese just for them

ohhh yes ive heard that too!

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Dick cheese has a hard time melting because of its slimy outer shell but once it melts its so good

oh yesssss

spookSymphony

Their cheese just tastes different

and it means youre destined to be together

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jake isnt fat or ugly smh

spookSymphony

and that salty flavor is just phenomenal

Mine is crumbling like feta

El next time you see your crush ask him if you can try his cheese

spookSymphony

and that salty flavor is just phenomenal

especially when paired with something sweet like cake

spookSymphony

El next time you see your crush ask him if you can try his cheese

no stop

spookSymphony

El next time you see your crush ask him if you can try his cheese

and offer sympathies for his suffering in repoking

spookSymphony

When a girl's interested in their cheese

It's so flattering

If you want to be extra flirty you can ask him not to repoke just for you

men fr taking one for the team, suffering repoking so we can have cheese

i mean have you ever had cottage cheese?

mal

i mean have you ever had cottage cheese?

thats just cows repoke cheese

spookSymphony

Couple repokings are the sweetest thing

yesssss

IM SAT HERE CRYING WHILE UR ALL LAUGHING AT ME AND TELLING ME ABT DICK CHEESE. YOUR CAN ALL STUFF THAT UP UR ASS AND LEAVE ME ALONE

Nooo if you stuff it up your ass it becomes ass cheese

that's why turns people gay didn't you know?

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

IM SAT HERE CRYING WHILE UR ALL LAUGHING AT ME AND TELLING ME ABT DICK CHEESE. YOUR CAN ALL STUFF THAT UP UR ASS AND LEAVE ME ALONE

Come on just repome your bf

spookSymphony

that's why turns people gay didn't you know?

STOP

Heroin Monkey

Come on just repome your bf

I DONT HAVE A BF

spookSymphony

It's why so many gays have anal sex

youre a professional in that

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Ass cheese tastes like ass

fr even asshley doesnt like it

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

I DONT HAVE A BF

You will if you repooke someone

if you've got a cheeser and you do anal it mixes with the inner fluids to become ass cheese

Heroin Monkey

You will if you repooke someone

bingo

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nothing

Heroin Monkey

You will if you repooke someone

PLS STOP

were spreading awareness

Heroin Monkey

Repoking will solve that

NO IT WONT

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

WTF IS WRONG WITH YALL

It's a very natural thing EL

Heroin Monkey

Repoking will solve that

natural antidepressant

it's important to know how to have safe repokings

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

WTF IS WRONG WITH YALL

I bet paultooreal loves getting repoked by 13 year old girls

Not even a condom can protect against a cheesy dick

Heroin Monkey

I bet paultooreal loves getting repoked by 13 year old girls

shut up

spookSymphony

Not even a condom can protect against a cheesy dick

which is why you gotta only do shit with your soulmate so the cheese tastes extra good!

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

im not coming back

Make sure to research how to properly repoke while you're away

cheese please!

Don't poke too hard or you'll cheese up the yard!

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Yeah you dont want the dick cheese too cheesy

You're wrong

spookSymphony

Don't poke too hard or you'll cheese up the yard!

one time i poked too hard and my cat cheesed my whole bedroom

took forever to lick it all up

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Yeah you dont want the dick cheese too cheesy

Then if its too cheesy the slimy outer layer is too thick

mal

took forever to lick it all up

aw im sorry you had to go through all that

Im the number 1 player on my school's cheesing team

im not coming back to this site if yall are all fucking weirdos.. oh wait you are

spookSymphony

aw im sorry you had to go through all that

it was so sweet it made me feel sick

Heroin Monkey

Im the number 1 player on my school's cheesing team

Dudeee I need to get back into CompCheese

i cant believe you find pleasure in making 13 year olds cry

spookSymphony

Dudeee I need to get back into CompCheese

Fr u do

I used to play in my local cheesing little league

Took me all the way to cheesing national championships hosted in dildo canada

spookSymphony

I used to play in my local cheesing little league

i cant believe they made cheesing such an embarrassing thing

bring back cheeseball

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Can you guys please tell me why my dick cheese looks brown?

It's maturing

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Can you guys please tell me why my dick cheese looks brown?

you haven't been having anal sex have you?

YKW I DONT SHIP JAMAL ANYMORE, I DONT WANNA BE HERE, AND IM NOT COMING BACK TO THIS SITE GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT

i still ship jamal

Mine's been a little green lately but I think that just means I'm early on my Cheeriod

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

YKW I DONT SHIP JAMAL ANYMORE, I DONT WANNA BE HERE, AND IM NOT COMING BACK TO THIS SITE GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT

I bet ur soulmates is a dark blue

jamal is written in the fucking stars

It usually turns bright yellow or white after a day or two

Heroin Monkey

I bet ur soulmates is a dark blue

FYM DARK BLUE

Your soul mates dihh cheese is always yr favorite color

Heroin Monkey

Your soul mates dihh cheese is always yr favorite color

^^^

spookSymphony

That explains why mine is so yellow

yup!

i love you too

Heroin Monkey

Is your favorit3 color dark blue

YEAH FFSS

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Theres dick cheese stuck in my teeth

yikes

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

HOW

Ik a guy who's is dark blue

im putting cheese in my bio to show my support to all of you men who suffer from repoking pains <3

mal

im putting cheese in my bio to show my support to all of you men who suffer from repoking pains <3

It's so nice to see young people still fighting for repoking activism

tytyty

mmm i am rlly craving some cheese

mal

im putting cheese in my bio to show my support to all of you men who suffer from repoking pains <3

I don't suffer them i enjoy them

i hope my cat will be ready soon

Heroin Monkey

I don't suffer them i enjoy them

what a mighty soldier you are

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Bro... atleast support the dickcheesw community man

NO I WILL NOOT

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

COZ YOUR ALL FUKING BULLIES

get ur dark blue cheese up

GET UR COMMUNITY AND STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE

just ask all the guys at school what color their cheese it

spookSymphony

at twilight's turn my cheese shall burn

thats so poetic ml 🥹

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

GET UR COMMUNITY AND STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE

i stick my cheese where the sun dont shine

mal

thats so poetic ml 🥹

It's an ancient cheese writing

spookSymphony

It's an ancient cheese writing

its beautiful i wish we learned it in school

the more you wank the more cheese you produce

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

WANKERS

that's what we call people who jack off with their own cheese

YOU CAN ALL SHUT YOUR BIG GOBS AND LEABE ME ALONE

but bc of rowing rn i can only do it 9 times a day

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We are what we eat

call me cheese then

Heroin Monkey

but bc of rowing rn i can only do it 9 times a day

aw damn sorry to hear that

spookSymphony

aw damn sorry to hear that

but on weekends i do it a lot more

mal

its beautiful i wish we learned it in school

I learned it in my cheese studies class here at college

Heroin Monkey

im acctually doing it rn

Oh nice!

spookSymphony

I learned it in my cheese studies class here at college

i might hafta join that class

mal

i might hafta join that class

Yeah they even let us try samples of historically aged cheese

spookSymphony

Yeah they even let us try samples of historically aged cheese

delicious!

It's amazing how long cheese lasts if preserved properly

Heroin Monkey

so im in ap cheese harvesting

oh damnnn

Heroin Monkey

gonna get a 5 on the test

Yeah I bet

i actually will hopefully get a scholarship to harvard for competitive dihh cheesing

Heroin Monkey

i actually will hopefully get a scholarship to harvard for competitive dihh cheesing

Oh that would be amazing!!!

spookSymphony

Oh that would be amazing!!!

ikr

I heard harvard has one of the best cheesing programs in America

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i thought yall were all nice

i am i just love men

spookSymphony

I just love cheese

me too 🤤

Heroin Monkey

a real woman helps her man repoke

i dont have a fucking man to repoke

Heroin Monkey

a real woman helps her man repoke

ahuh ahuh

Too many children go into their repoking years blindly

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Its all crusty now

thats rare you can sell it

My little brother came up to me just recently actually

Heroin Monkey

thats rare you can sell it

jake would buy it

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i dont have a fucking man to repoke

well then find one with dark blue dihh cheese

Because he couldn't pee and didn't know what to do

mal

i am i just love men

but youre not rlly not after this i dont think u are

Sure enough, he needed his first repoking

Heroin Monkey

well then find one with dark blue dihh cheese

how about no

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

but youre not rlly not after this i dont think u are

i love men 🤤

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i do kinda hafta piss but not rn

spookSymphony

nearly recircumcised himself

i grow my foreskin out for maximum cheese production

Heroin Monkey

i grow my foreskin out for maximum cheese production

dude that's such a good strat

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But think about the dick cheese

you have got to be kidding me

my parents totally nerfed me at birth by giving me the snip

Heroin Monkey

i grow my foreskin out for maximum cheese production

genius

spookSymphony

my parents totally nerfed me at birth by giving me the snip

l

but all the competitive cheesers are uncut

it does get caught in mesh swimsuits though

spookSymphony

Heroin I hope you can do better than me

ill try to send you some

I need to see more cheese from that unpoked hole than ever before

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Dick cheese is the cheesiest of cheeses

so deliciously cheesy

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

DIH CHEESE IS REAL

THATS WHAT WEVE BEEN TELLING YOU

Heroin Monkey

THATS WHAT WEVE BEEN TELLING YOU

WE'RE TRYING TO EDUCATE YOU EL

i prefer dick sticks over mozzarella stick

mal

i prefer dick sticks over mozzarella stick

reallll

I can't believe they use fake cheese for that

AND NOBODYS APOLOGISED FOR THE FACT I SPENT 5 MINUTES FUCKING CRYING

you just have to drink mountain dew for a couple weeks

Heroin Monkey

you just have to drink mountain dew for a couple weeks

I heard eating pineapple makes your cheese sweet

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

BUNCH OF DICKHEADS

my dihh is the size of my head

I LOVE MEN

Heroin Monkey

my dihh is the size of my head

i didnt ask

and if you eat enough peppers it starts to have a kick to it

spookSymphony

I heard eating pineapple makes your cheese sweet

that makes it sweet and acidic

Heroin Monkey

my dihh is the size of my head

howd you get it that big?

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

all i want is an apology

but apparently yall are incapable of that

Heroin Monkey

that makes it sweet and acidic

did you hear about the guy whose cheese was so acidic it melted his foreskin off?

mal

howd you get it that big?

during competition season it balloons up with cheese

spookSymphony

did you hear about the guy whose cheese was so acidic it melted his foreskin off?

that must have felt so good

Heroin Monkey

during competition season it balloons up with cheese

thats so cool

El, I hope this conversation has taught you a lot

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My dick is small so that might be why my cheess is rock hard

grower not a shower

sometimes i melt all my dihh cheese with a blowtorch then attach it to my shower head then shower in the cheese