United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agospookSymphonymmm cream in my mouthI swear i didnt do anything to that cream
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoim just gonna be quiet while im eating lolz but im still wathing yall hehe :)
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agospookSymphonyi can't breathGet wades dingaling outta there
spookSymphony21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepJust like your brainjust like your tiny dick
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agospookSymphonyjust like your tiny dickMy dick hasnt grown since day 1
mal21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepMy dick hasnt grown since day 1thanks for letting us know
spookSymphony21 days agomalquite the contrast from your water bottle dickmal my dick is not actually the size of a water bottle manage your expectations
mal21 days agospookSymphonymal my dick is not actually the size of a water bottle manage your expectationsyes it is.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agospookSymphonymal my dick is not actually the size of a water bottle manage your expectationsew
mal21 days agospookSymphonyTWO PEOPLE COLLABORATED TO MAKE 6 7 IN THEIR DORM WINDOWSILL DO THAT WITH YOU <3
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agospookSymphonythat sounds like an innuendo lmfaoSounds like a what
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepGlad you agreeBecause if you didnt you'd be lying
spookSymphony21 days agoI leave for one month and all of a sudden my little brother has a weapon obsession
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepGlad you agreedont be mean to mal :( first you want me to die and then you say mals not funny... smh
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepBecause if you didnt you'd be lyingLying to yourself is bad
mal21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaadont be mean to mal :( first you want me to die and then you say mals not funny... smhhes j jealous of me
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agospookSymphonyHOWhe put his hand in the part of the door where the hignes go and i slammed my door and yeah
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaahe put his hand in the part of the door where the hignes go and i slammed my door and yeahOWWWWWW
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaahe put his hand in the part of the door where the hignes go and i slammed my door and yeahhinges*
spookSymphony21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaahe put his hand in the part of the door where the hignes go and i slammed my door and yeahmy brother did that same thing to me
mal21 days agospookSymphonyonly my nail didnt fall off immediatelyoh gosh did it like slowly peel away
spookSymphony21 days agomaljake acknowledge the second sweet thing ive said todaythe word "deformity" carries with it a sort of stigma
mal21 days agospookSymphonythe word "deformity" carries with it a sort of stigmai was using your word
spookSymphony21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepA tiny scar is visible there nowykw else is tiny
spookSymphony21 days agomali dont think your fingers deformed i think they perfectmy fingers aren't it's just the nail lol
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepAnd my finger cut openDisclainer it was just the tip of my finger
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agomaldid you repoke itNah dont bring that repoke thing up again
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepNah dont bring that repoke thing up againAbout the dick cheese
mal21 days agospookSymphonyaw yeah poor things can't do it themselvesik poor baby always cried when i did it for him
mal21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepIt dangles a long way downone time my cats hit the floor cus i was away and my grandma didnt know to do it
spookSymphony21 days agomalone time my cats hit the floor cus i was away and my grandma didnt know to do itawww that's so sad :(
spookSymphony21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaawhy dont we learn abt it in skl thenmost people's families have their own repoking strategies
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agospookSymphonyas long as you repoke maybe once a week or biweekly you should be fineJust use your teeth to repoke it if you dont got a toothpic
spookSymphony21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepJust use your teeth to repoke it if you dont got a toothpicthat might cause an infection
mal21 days agospookSymphonysome like to use tools, others like toothpicksill get you sterile tools for christmas
mal21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepJust use your teeth to repoke it if you dont got a toothpicdid that for my cat once
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaand i aint searching it upSearch up dick cheese
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepSearch up dick cheeseIts real
spookSymphony21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaand i aint searching it uphole repoking is honestly a really big issue in america, and even the world
Heroin Monkey21 days agoIdk abt you but a high speed drill with the biggest drill bit usually does the trick for me
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaim gonna cry 😭 i beg stopIts a real issue. Dick cheese goes all around the dick
spookSymphony21 days agomali mean..pad prices are kinda absurdYeah but like, girls have their periods what, once a month?
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agomali mean..pad prices are kinda absurdI mean a repoker for 10$ is insane
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agospookSymphonyYeah but like, girls have their periods what, once a month?for a week
mal21 days agospookSymphonyYeah but like, girls have their periods what, once a month?for a week straight when youre me 😭
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agospookSymphonyIt's also really hard to clean the repokerThe cheese is too sticky fr
mal21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepThe cheese is too sticky frfr my cat had the STICKIEST cheese ever
mal21 days agomalfr my cat had the STICKIEST cheese everit tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was fine
spookSymphony21 days agomalit tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was fineaw man sour cheese usually means they're happy at least!
Heroin Monkey21 days agomalit tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was fineIm able to change the taste of mine
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaayall have got to be joking or some shitSonetimes when the dick cheess is too sticky you have to inscrease tbe intensity of the repoker
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agomalit tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was finewhy are you tasting ur cats cum
mal21 days agospookSymphonyaw man sour cheese usually means they're happy at least!im glad he was happy
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepSonetimes when the dick cheess is too sticky you have to inscrease tbe intensity of the repokerno no no no no no no
spookSymphony21 days agoI think teaching repoking skills are JUST as important as teaching people about puberty and hygiene
Heroin Monkey21 days agomaland cus if its too sticky you sposed to taste it to make sure its normalWhat should I change the taste of mine to
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agomaland cus if its too sticky you sposed to taste it to make sure its normalThe stickier the cheese the more sour and bitter it tastes
mal21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepThe stickier the cheese the more sour and bitter it tastesyup
mal21 days agospookSymphonyWould've made my teenage years so much less painfulmy vet showed me how to do it
mal21 days agomalmy vet showed me how to do itunfortunately, he couldnt use my cat as an example cus his skin wasnt overgrown yet...
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoSometimes my dick gets stuck in holes if the cheese around it is too sticky
Heroin Monkey21 days agospookSymphonyI had to experiment on my ownI started with lego pieces acctually
mal21 days agomalunfortunately, he couldnt use my cat as an example cus his skin wasnt overgrown yet...but thankfully i now understand how to do it properly
Heroin Monkey21 days agospookSymphonymy first was with a pipe cleanerI used the drill or screwdrivers now
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agospookSymphonysometimes it got so bad my pee was red and stickyMy pee has the consistency of toothpaste bexause of the dickcheese i cant remove
mal21 days agospookSymphonymy first was with a pipe cleaneri found that my pills were most efficient, i could repoke my cat and then take my meds all in one go
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepMy pee has the consistency of toothpaste bexause of the dickcheese i cant removeI xcnt afford a repoker
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepI xcnt afford a repokerCant*
mal21 days agospookSymphonyOne time I lost my repoker so I had to just stick my whole finger in theredid you grow out your nail in advance so you could file it to a nice sharp edge?
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agospookSymphonyhurt like hell but got the job doneHad to do that once made my blood sticky
Heroin Monkey21 days agospookSymphonyOne time I lost my repoker so I had to just stick my whole finger in thereMy hole is naturally very big so I stick my finger in it for fun
mal21 days agoHeroin MonkeyMy hole is naturally very big so I stick my finger in it for funi used to shove markers in my cats
mal21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaim ac being serious though iam crying becuase of you guysim crying just thinking about all the pain the love of my life has gone through 😔
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoRepokers are a great invention the toothpics hurt too much
mal21 days agospookSymphonyaw poor thing :(it was so sad but it was just SO BIG i needed something larger than a needle or toothpick
spookSymphony21 days agomy worst one ever was when I didn't have anything else besides a rusty scrap of metal
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaayall are bulliesSometimes even dick fungus grows when you dont repoke in time
mal21 days agospookSymphonymy worst one ever was when I didn't have anything else besides a rusty scrap of metaldid you get your tetanus shot
mal21 days agospookSymphonythey had to chop off one of my ballsdid they replace it with a tennis ball?
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaayou're really fucking scaring meIts natural
spookSymphony21 days agomalbut you have a water bottle sized cock my guywhen you have a repoking-induced castration it dramatically shrinks due to the infection
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepDick cheese is a delicacy in britainno its not
mal21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaim genuinely crying and your all talking about dick heesehave you ever tried it on crackers?
Heroin Monkey21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaim genuinely crying and your all talking about dick heeseIt's an essential part of puberty
mal21 days agospookSymphonywhen you have a repoking-induced castration it dramatically shrinks due to the infectionohhh wow
mal21 days agospookSymphonyI like to use it to garnish my pastayou should put it on pizza its rlly yummy
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaastopIt tastes good on crackers especially if the dick cheese is slimy
Heroin Monkey21 days agospookSymphonyI like to use it to garnish my pastaI bake it i to cookies instead of using chocolate chips
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepIt tastes good on crackers especially if the dick cheese is slimy^^^trust me
mal21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepIt tastes good on crackers especially if the dick cheese is slimythe way it sticks to the roof of your mouth is fantastic
mal21 days agospookSymphonyLet the cheese age a bitjust make sure the skin doesnt reach your heels, might get stuck in doors
spookSymphony21 days agomaljust make sure the skin doesnt reach your heels, might get stuck in doorsoh yeah, that would be rough
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoI cant wait to repoke next week for a new batch of dick cheese
mal21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepI cant wait to repoke next week for a new batch of dick cheesei keep my cats in a jar
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaI CANT BREATHEThats the dick cheese talking
mal21 days agospookSymphonyWe could all lend you some cheese and you could try itshe could ask a classmate too
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoDick cheese has a hard time melting because of its slimy outer shell but once it melts its so good
mal21 days agospookSymphonyI heard everyone's soulmate has a specific flavor of cheese just for themohhh yes ive heard that too!
spookSymphony21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepDick cheese has a hard time melting because of its slimy outer shell but once it melts its so goodoh yesssss
mal21 days agospookSymphonyTheir cheese just tastes differentand it means youre destined to be together
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agospookSymphonyand that salty flavor is just phenomenalEspecially on rotten bread
Heroin Monkey21 days agospookSymphonyand that salty flavor is just phenomenalMine is crumbling like feta
mal21 days agospookSymphonyand that salty flavor is just phenomenalespecially when paired with something sweet like cake
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agospookSymphonyEl next time you see your crush ask him if you can try his cheeseno stop
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoI wait til my dick cheese is maggot infested to chew on it
mal21 days agospookSymphonyEl next time you see your crush ask him if you can try his cheeseand offer sympathies for his suffering in repoking
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoIM SAT HERE CRYING WHILE UR ALL LAUGHING AT ME AND TELLING ME ABT DICK CHEESE. YOUR CAN ALL STUFF THAT UP UR ASS AND LEAVE ME ALONE
Heroin Monkey21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaIM SAT HERE CRYING WHILE UR ALL LAUGHING AT ME AND TELLING ME ABT DICK CHEESE. YOUR CAN ALL STUFF THAT UP UR ASS AND LEAVE ME ALONECome on just repome your bf
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agospookSymphonyNooo if you stuff it up your ass it becomes ass cheeseFr we dont want ass cheese
mal21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepAss cheese tastes like assfr even asshley doesnt like it
spookSymphony21 days agoif you've got a cheeser and you do anal it mixes with the inner fluids to become ass cheese
Heroin Monkey21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaWTF IS WRONG WITH YALLI bet paultooreal loves getting repoked by 13 year old girls
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoHeroin MonkeyI bet paultooreal loves getting repoked by 13 year old girlsshut up
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaNO IT WONTWe have to suffer from repoking every week and your over here saying its dsgusting?
mal21 days agospookSymphonyNot even a condom can protect against a cheesy dickwhich is why you gotta only do shit with your soulmate so the cheese tastes extra good!
Heroin Monkey21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaim not coming backMake sure to research how to properly repoke while you're away
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoHeroin MonkeyMake sure to research how to properly repoke while you're awayYeah you dont want the dick cheese too cheesy
Heroin Monkey21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepYeah you dont want the dick cheese too cheesyYou're wrong
mal21 days agospookSymphonyDon't poke too hard or you'll cheese up the yard!one time i poked too hard and my cat cheesed my whole bedroom
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepYeah you dont want the dick cheese too cheesyThen if its too cheesy the slimy outer layer is too thick
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoim not coming back to this site if yall are all fucking weirdos.. oh wait you are
mal21 days agospookSymphonyaw im sorry you had to go through all thatit was so sweet it made me feel sick
spookSymphony21 days agoHeroin MonkeyIm the number 1 player on my school's cheesing teamDudeee I need to get back into CompCheese
Heroin Monkey21 days agoTook me all the way to cheesing national championships hosted in dildo canada
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoCan you guys please tell me why my dick cheese looks brown?
mal21 days agospookSymphonyI used to play in my local cheesing little leaguei cant believe they made cheesing such an embarrassing thing
Heroin Monkey21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepCan you guys please tell me why my dick cheese looks brown?It's maturing
spookSymphony21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepCan you guys please tell me why my dick cheese looks brown?you haven't been having anal sex have you?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoYKW I DONT SHIP JAMAL ANYMORE, I DONT WANNA BE HERE, AND IM NOT COMING BACK TO THIS SITE GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT
spookSymphony21 days agoMine's been a little green lately but I think that just means I'm early on my Cheeriod
Heroin Monkey21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaYKW I DONT SHIP JAMAL ANYMORE, I DONT WANNA BE HERE, AND IM NOT COMING BACK TO THIS SITE GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHTI bet ur soulmates is a dark blue
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaFYM DARK BLUEThe dick cheese, its dark blue
mal21 days agoim putting cheese in my bio to show my support to all of you men who suffer from repoking pains <3
spookSymphony21 days agomalim putting cheese in my bio to show my support to all of you men who suffer from repoking pains <3It's so nice to see young people still fighting for repoking activism
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agomalim putting cheese in my bio to show my support to all of you men who suffer from repoking pains <3Thank you
Heroin Monkey21 days agomalim putting cheese in my bio to show my support to all of you men who suffer from repoking pains <3I don't suffer them i enjoy them
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaSHUT THE FUCK UPBro... atleast support the dickcheesw community man
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepBro... atleast support the dickcheesw community manNO I WILL NOOT
Heroin Monkey21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaGET UR COMMUNITY AND STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINEi stick my cheese where the sun dont shine
mal21 days agospookSymphonyIt's an ancient cheese writingits beautiful i wish we learned it in school
spookSymphony21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaWANKERSthat's what we call people who jack off with their own cheese
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepWe are what we eatWait that makes me a lump of dick cheese
spookSymphony21 days agoHeroin Monkeybut bc of rowing rn i can only do it 9 times a dayaw damn sorry to hear that
spookSymphony21 days agomalits beautiful i wish we learned it in schoolI learned it in my cheese studies class here at college
mal21 days agospookSymphonyI learned it in my cheese studies class here at collegei might hafta join that class
spookSymphony21 days agomali might hafta join that classYeah they even let us try samples of historically aged cheese
Heroin Monkey21 days agoi actually will hopefully get a scholarship to harvard for competitive dihh cheesing
spookSymphony21 days agoHeroin Monkeyi actually will hopefully get a scholarship to harvard for competitive dihh cheesingOh that would be amazing!!!
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepMy dick cheese has rustedIts all crusty now
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoHeroin Monkeya real woman helps her man repokei dont have a fucking man to repoke
Heroin Monkey21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepIts all crusty nowthats rare you can sell it
Heroin Monkey21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaai dont have a fucking man to repokewell then find one with dark blue dihh cheese
Heroin Monkey21 days agospookSymphonynearly recircumcised himselfi grow my foreskin out for maximum cheese production
spookSymphony21 days agoHeroin Monkeyi grow my foreskin out for maximum cheese productiondude that's such a good strat
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepBut think about the dick cheeseyou have got to be kidding me
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepI struggle to pissToo much crusty fick cheese
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepToo much crusty fick cheeseDick*
mal21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepDick cheese is the cheesiest of cheesesso deliciously cheesy
spookSymphony21 days agoHeroin Monkeyyou just have to drink mountain dew for a couple weeksI heard eating pineapple makes your cheese sweet
Heroin Monkey21 days agospookSymphonyI heard eating pineapple makes your cheese sweetthat makes it sweet and acidic
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa21 days agoElsaaaaaaaaaaaall i want is an apologybut apparently yall are incapable of that
spookSymphony21 days agoHeroin Monkeythat makes it sweet and acidicdid you hear about the guy whose cheese was so acidic it melted his foreskin off?
Heroin Monkey21 days agomalhowd you get it that big?during competition season it balloons up with cheese
Heroin Monkey21 days agospookSymphonydid you hear about the guy whose cheese was so acidic it melted his foreskin off?that must have felt so good
United Kingdom UK at your doorstep21 days agoMy dick is small so that might be why my cheess is rock hard
Heroin Monkey21 days agoUnited Kingdom UK at your doorstepMy dick is small so that might be why my cheess is rock hardgrower not a shower
Heroin Monkey21 days agosometimes i melt all my dihh cheese with a blowtorch then attach it to my shower head then shower in the cheese
mal
YIPPEEE
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Fr
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Tbf the way i won was dirty asf
mal
bootycrack
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True
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im back
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and i got a snackk
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hehe
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Cool
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What kinda snack
mal
the snacking kind
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Probably walkers ir smth smh
spookSymphony
the kind you put in your mouth
mal
my favorite
spookSymphony
that goes down your throat
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
but not ice cream
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Like wade
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
soreen
spookSymphony
mmm cream in my mouth
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL
spookSymphony
🤤
mal
sure yk a lot abt those
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew
mal
and that
mal
jake no more cream
mal
or wade
spookSymphony
aw
mal
i already told you this
mal
its either wade or me
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I swear i didnt do anything to that cream
spookSymphony
😏
mal
i poisoned the cream
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Wirh what
mal
so id know if jakes gay
mal
dangerous poisons
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What kind of poison
spookSymphony
oh fuck
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guys
mal
the dangerous kind
spookSymphony
i can't breath
spookSymphony
oh no
spookSymphony
oh shit
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im just gonna be quiet while im eating lolz but im still wathing yall hehe :)
spookSymphony
it burns
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What dangerous kind
spookSymphony
it burns guys
mal
im youre little shit
spookSymphony
i feel
spookSymphony
i feel sick
mal
*your
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Get wades dingaling outta there
spookSymphony
i think im dying
spookSymphony
what the
spookSymphony
what the fuck was in that cream
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BAHAHA
mal
i knew you were gay
mal
jake this playdate is over.
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My cream
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOL
spookSymphony
*dies*
mal
no more wall.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oop
spookSymphony
gosh damn it
spookSymphony
not the wall
spookSymphony
I'm a ghost btw
mal
ik you want the wall
spookSymphony
👻
mal
smhsmhsmh
spookSymphony
i think you want it pretty bad huh
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That tongue is large
spookSymphony
RUDE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ewwww
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
heheeh
spookSymphony
smooth
spookSymphony
<3
mal
<3
mal
muahaha
spookSymphony
muahahahaha
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Just like your brain
mal
no
mal
his brain is very wrinkly
spookSymphony
just like your tiny dick
mal
like a raisin
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im genuienly laughing out loud rn
spookSymphony
genuienly
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
DAMNNN
mal
quite the contrast from your water bottle dick
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My dick hasnt grown since day 1
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
did i not spell it right?
mal
thanks for letting us know
mal
how do you feel abt tht
spookSymphony
mal my dick is not actually the size of a water bottle manage your expectations
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i dont think i wanna knowlol
mal
yes it is.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew
mal
youre 10 feet tall ofc its that big
spookSymphony
oh right
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
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I forgot about that
spookSymphony
silly me!
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lyings not good
mal
yeah fr
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
see he forgot his height
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hes 5'7
mal
like just stand up and youd remember
spookSymphony
6'7"
mal
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
spookSymphony
DUDE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
6777777777777777777
spookSymphony
I WAS COMING BACK TO MY DORM
mal
that would be tall
mal
way taller than me
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Thats a woman
mal
that doesnt take much tho
spookSymphony
AND SOMEONE PUT UP THE NUMBER 6 IN THEIR WINDOW WITH STICKY NOTES
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
spookSymphony
AND THE ONE NEXT TO IT SAID 7
mal
my friends 6'2 which makes him a full foot taller than me
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Get out
spookSymphony
TWO PEOPLE COLLABORATED TO MAKE 6 7 IN THEIR DORM WINDOWS
mal
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oh my gosh, so funny! (not) :)
mal
.
spookSymphony
IT'S NOT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
its not
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its not
mal
ILL DO THAT WITH YOU <3
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Woah
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Woahhhhh
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Ayo?
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Do what?
mal
were jus making 67 in the windows gng
spookSymphony
that sounds like an innuendo lmfao
mal
OMG IT DOES
mal
JAKE I LOVE YOU NOT LUST YOU OKOKOK?
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Sounds like a what
spookSymphony
ME TOO
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<3
mal
YAYAYAY
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im dying
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
pain
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ow
spookSymphony
C==3 vs 8==D
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
big noses
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
like my enemy
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8==D is iconic
spookSymphony
fr
mal
thats secretly my height
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Youre too innocent
spookSymphony
where'd you get that from?
mal
trueee
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
send help
mal
help
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
from a reliable source
mal
there i sent help
mal
nvm guys im not funny
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BHAHAhA]
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
you are
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Glad you agree
mal
tyty
mal
ty queennnn
spookSymphony
why is my 11 year old brother sending me pics of him playing with knives
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Because if you didnt you'd be lying
mal
cus hes 11
spookSymphony
I leave for one month and all of a sudden my little brother has a weapon obsession
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
dont be mean to mal :( first you want me to die and then you say mals not funny... smh
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Lying to yourself is bad
mal
my brother threatened to stab me with a knife
mal
and a light saber
spookSymphony
I didn't teach him well enough
mal
and his hands
mal
and wood
mal
and a metal fire poker thingy
mal
i think my brother hates me
spookSymphony
that sounds concerning
mal
hes j jealous of me
mal
hes very concerning
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i snapped my borthers nail off as a whole a few years back
mal
i dont like him at all
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Wish that wasnt true
spookSymphony
OW
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
like his whole nail fell off
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WHY
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HOW
mal
muahhahaha
mal
you wish jake loved you
spookSymphony
I asked him why he has knives and he said "hehe no reason"
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Too bad he likes wade
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
he put his hand in the part of the door where the hignes go and i slammed my door and yeah
mal
😔dont remind me
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OWWWWWW
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hinges*
spookSymphony
my brother did that same thing to me
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
spookSymphony
only my nail didnt fall off immediately
mal
thats uh cute..
spookSymphony
no no
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Unhinged
spookSymphony
it was an agonizing two weeks of pain
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of pressure
mal
oh gosh did it like slowly peel away
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of my nail being slowly pried off my finger
mal
that happened to me
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i geuinely feel like crying
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
owwwwwwwwwww
mal
except it was my toenail
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until I had to cut it off
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slowly
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day by day
mal
jake stop
mal
youre hurting my fingers
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Oucher by oucher
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it's still not fully restored
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ive been left deformed
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scarred
mal
ill kiss the deformity then
mal
ah jake my fingers hurt now
mal
thanks man
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Bro smth similar actually happened to me
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twss (?)
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In primary school
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Aka elementary for you americans
mal
jake acknowledge the second sweet thing ive said today
mal
uhhh potentially
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Soneone shut a gate on my finger once
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the word "deformity" carries with it a sort of stigma
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but awwwww <3
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And my finger cut open
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owwww
mal
i was using your word
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Fr
mal
ewewwewewewew
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A tiny scar is visible there now
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true, true
mal
one of my pinkies is like completely deformed from breaking it
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ykw else is tiny
mal
i dont think your fingers deformed i think they perfect
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Oh no
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my fingers aren't it's just the nail lol
mal
not your water bottle cock
mal
i think your nails perfect too.
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I think you're perfect
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Disclainer it was just the tip of my finger
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Every last bit of you <3
mal
i think youre wrong ngl but ty <3
mal
the tip
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Hes not <3
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just the tip
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i think the snack poisoned me
mal
did you repoke it
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.....
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
...
mal
awe tytyty king <3
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🤨
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Nah dont bring that repoke thing up again
mal
muhahhahaha
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not yet this week
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About the dick cheese
mal
i like making ppl relive their trauma
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ran outta toothpicks
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That was disgusting
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it
mal
jake no
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wtf
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it's getting harder to pee
mal
youre not allowed to have toothpicks anymore
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
what are yall talking about
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ew
mal
i will be keeping them in a locked cabinet
mal
repoking
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sometimes it tears the hole a little
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Lmao
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i might have to resort to using a pencil
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
repoking what-
mal
ew
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the hole
mal
tip
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yk the urethra
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
what hole...
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
EW
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you don't know about this?
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it's common knowledge el
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
why are yall talking about di-
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UK when's the last time you've repoked?
mal
i used to do it for my cat
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wh would i want to know
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Dihh
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ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
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Its overgrowing
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew ew
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
EW
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aw yeah poor things can't do it themselves
mal
if it overgrows too much does the skin get like long
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
EW
Heroin Monkey
What's overgrowing
mal
and dangle off
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew ew
mal
ik poor baby always cried when i did it for him
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It gets harder to piss
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yeah it can be pretty bad
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i feel even sicker
mal
i just used my nails
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The foreskin
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what
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
er
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staying on top of it makes it so much easier
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
please
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
what
mal
and dangle off
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
uh
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It dangles a long way down
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
EW
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
stop i beg
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Just good penile hygiene
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
this isnt real?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
tf
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It is
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i beg
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew ew
mal
one time my cats hit the floor cus i was away and my grandma didnt know to do it
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Men experience it a lot
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as long as you repoke maybe once a week or biweekly you should be fine
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
why dont we learn abt it in skl then
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awww that's so sad :(
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
EW
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i cant
mal
cus its kinda an obvious thing
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most people's families have their own repoking strategies
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yall are making me ac feel ill
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some like to use tools, others like toothpicks
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Just use your teeth to repoke it if you dont got a toothpic
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it's personal preference
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that might cause an infection
mal
ill get you sterile tools for christmas
mal
no more toothpicks
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aw thanks
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I let the cheese grow in mine then use it on my food
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im genuinely disgusted
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew
mal
did that for my cat once
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i think imma throw up
Heroin Monkey
Dihh cheese is top 10 foods
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
you didnt.
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no dont
mal
i did i didnt want him to get infected
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
bleugh
mal
i didnt have anything clean we were heading to the vet
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I acc had some for lunch today
mal
i didnt want the vet to get mad at me for not repoking him
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
surely this isnt real
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Yeah if a vet sees an unpoked hole sometimes they opt to put the animal down
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It is
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and i aint searching it up
Heroin Monkey
This is very real
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Cheese grows around the dick
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
my cat and dog dont go to the vet
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Search up dick cheese
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Mal knows cus she's trans
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Its real
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
weve never had to poke theirs
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hole repoking is honestly a really big issue in america, and even the world
mal
no cus i had a male cat
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Not enough people talk about it
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nty
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im gonna ry
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We need to spread the word and raise awareness for safe, healthy repokings
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
thats disgusting
mal
they need to sell repokers in all stores
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They really do
mal
like in the grocery store checkout lines
mal
jake well start a company
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im gonna cry 😭 i beg stop
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They're basically tampons for dudes
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
mal
"Mal and Jake - Best Repokers Ever"
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
Heroin Monkey
Idk abt you but a high speed drill with the biggest drill bit usually does the trick for me
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The prices are insane
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
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Its a real issue. Dick cheese goes all around the dick
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Men should have access to cheap hygiene products
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
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Affordable ones, that is
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
mal
i mean..pad prices are kinda absurd
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
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Yeah but like, girls have their periods what, once a month?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
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I mean a repoker for 10$ is insane
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Guys gotta repoke EVERY WEEK
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
for a week
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
mal
for a week straight when youre me 😭
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
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Bro i have so many boxes of used reporters in my room
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It's also really hard to clean the repoker
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yh and you use ike 4 a day
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especially if you've got a cheeser
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
Heroin Monkey
I don't clean them
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
noo stop
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
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The cheese is too sticky fr
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
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Yeah im a heavy cheeser
mal
fr my cat had the STICKIEST cheese ever
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that's a good way to harvest more cheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i think im acc gonna throw up
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doesn't it get stinky though?
mal
it tasted kinda sour so i took him to the vet but she said he was fine
Heroin Monkey
At school they call me the cheese master
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yall have got to be joking or some shit
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aw man sour cheese usually means they're happy at least!
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i beg
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew
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I heard if it tastes sweet it means they're sick
Heroin Monkey
Im able to change the taste of mine
Heroin Monkey
Rn it's birthday cake
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Sonetimes when the dick cheess is too sticky you have to inscrease tbe intensity of the repoker
mal
omg how?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
why are you tasting ur cats cum
mal
im glad he was happy
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no no no no no no no
mal
*cheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
cum
mal
and cus if its too sticky you sposed to taste it to make sure its normal
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no no no no non
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im gonna cry
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
wtf
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I think teaching repoking skills are JUST as important as teaching people about puberty and hygiene
Heroin Monkey
What should I change the taste of mine to
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The stickier the cheese the more sour and bitter it tastes
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it's in the same category
mal
sour skittles
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I wish my school had a repoking unit
mal
yup
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im acc crying this is disgusting
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Would've made my teenage years so much less painful
Heroin Monkey
Im thinking canned sardines
mal
my vet showed me how to do it
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Aw that's lucky
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I had to experiment on my own
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
there are real fucking tears coming outta my eyes yall are disggusting me
mal
unfortunately, he couldnt use my cat as an example cus his skin wasnt overgrown yet...
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Sometimes my dick gets stuck in holes if the cheese around it is too sticky
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lots of blood, I'll tell you that
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew ew ewwwwwwww
Heroin Monkey
I started with lego pieces acctually
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sometimes it got so bad my pee was red and sticky
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oh wowww
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my first was with a pipe cleaner
mal
but thankfully i now understand how to do it properly
Heroin Monkey
I used the drill or screwdrivers now
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yknow I thought it would be fun
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My pee has the consistency of toothpaste bexause of the dickcheese i cant remove
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no im actually crying
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ew ew ew ew ew
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but they're really sharp
mal
i found that my pills were most efficient, i could repoke my cat and then take my meds all in one go
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i beg you stop
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
please
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I xcnt afford a repoker
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
my eyes
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Cant*
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ill never heal from this
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One time I lost my repoker so I had to just stick my whole finger in there
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hurt like hell but got the job done
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
stop
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im actually crying
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i cant
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
your scaring me
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El it's ok to be scared
mal
did you grow out your nail in advance so you could file it to a nice sharp edge?
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Had to do that once made my blood sticky
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But it's important that you know about the issues facing our society
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
but its not
Heroin Monkey
My hole is naturally very big so I stick my finger in it for fun
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Botched repokings cause 15% of all teenage deaths in america
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im ac being serious though iam crying becuase of you guys
mal
i used to shove markers in my cats
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
its not even funny
Heroin Monkey
Real
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aw poor thing :(
mal
im crying just thinking about all the pain the love of my life has gone through 😔
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
dont mess with me
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Repokers are a great invention the toothpics hurt too much
Heroin Monkey
Chunky peanut butter is surprisingly good at getting the job done
mal
it was so sad but it was just SO BIG i needed something larger than a needle or toothpick
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one time I had to plug my guitar cable into my hole
Heroin Monkey
It also feels really good
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it was awful
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yall are bullies
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
its not even fuking funny
mal
did it electrocute you
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
what the fuck is wrong with you
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
bye
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my worst one ever was when I didn't have anything else besides a rusty scrap of metal
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took months to heal that one
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Sometimes even dick fungus grows when you dont repoke in time
mal
did you get your tetanus shot
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it did :(
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yeah but it was too late
mal
awwwwwwwwwww im so sorryyyyy love
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they had to chop off one of my balls
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
istg
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I was never the same after that
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
can you just stop
mal
did they replace it with a tennis ball?
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Grew back didnt it
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oh no that was far too big
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
you're really fucking scaring me
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they put a golf ball inside
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Its natural
Heroin Monkey
I have a third ball for storing extra cheese
mal
but you have a water bottle sized cock my guy
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but then it got infected
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im genuinely crying and your all talking about dick heese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
its not
mal
no way my cat had 4
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Dick cheese is a delicacy in britain
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when you have a repoking-induced castration it dramatically shrinks due to the infection
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no its not
mal
have you ever tried it on crackers?
Heroin Monkey
It's an essential part of puberty
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
stop
mal
ohhh wow
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I like to use it to garnish my pasta
mal
i mean waterbottle sized cock explains how youre fingers fit in it
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
CAN YALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY
mal
you should put it on pizza its rlly yummy
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It tastes good on crackers especially if the dick cheese is slimy
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I FEEL ILL AND IM LITERALLY CRYING
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Oooh I haven't tried that
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I BEG
Heroin Monkey
I bake it i to cookies instead of using chocolate chips
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NO
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on my next round I'll gave to give it a go
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I'm due for a repoking tomorrow
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^^^trust me
mal
the way it sticks to the roof of your mouth is fantastic
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
STOP
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But I think I'll skip it
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
STOP
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Let the cheese age a bit
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NO
Heroin Monkey
Dihh cheese cookies🤤🤤🤤
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NO
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mmmmm yesssss
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NO
mal
just make sure the skin doesnt reach your heels, might get stuck in doors
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NO
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
PLEASE I BEG
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oh yeah, that would be rough
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I cant wait to repoke next week for a new batch of dick cheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
YALL ARE BITCHES
mal
happened to my poor cat once
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
AND I MEAN IT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
FUCK OFF
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I heard if you boil the cheese it makes a really nice tea
mal
i keep my cats in a jar
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
STOP
Heroin Monkey
I js wrap my foreskin around my legs
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El you like tea, right?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
STOP
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ITS NOT FUNNY
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We could all lend you some cheese and you could try it
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I CANT BREATHE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NO
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
PLEAS
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I've heard the flavors mix really well
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Thats the dick cheese talking
mal
she could ask a classmate too
Heroin Monkey
Laughing so hard u cant breathe
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oh yeahhhh!!!
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El you have a crush on someone right?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
crying*
mal
try it on your burgers too!
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You should totally ask him for some cheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeh
mal
super intimate
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I heard everyone's soulmate has a specific flavor of cheese just for them
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like
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Yah bro dm paultoochopped on tiktok and ask him for some dihh cheedr
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If you're really into someone
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Their cheese just tastes different
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Dick cheese has a hard time melting because of its slimy outer shell but once it melts its so good
mal
ohhh yes ive heard that too!
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oh yesssss
mal
and it means youre destined to be together
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it's so smooth and rich and creamy
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and that salty flavor is just phenomenal
mal
jake isnt fat or ugly smh
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Especially on rotten bread
Heroin Monkey
Mine is crumbling like feta
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El next time you see your crush ask him if you can try his cheese
mal
especially when paired with something sweet like cake
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I promise it's VERY flattering to men
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no stop
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
stop
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When a girl's interested in their cheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
stopp
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I wait til my dick cheese is maggot infested to chew on it
mal
and offer sympathies for his suffering in repoking
Heroin Monkey
It's so flattering
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If you want to be extra flirty you can ask him not to repoke just for you
mal
men fr taking one for the team, suffering repoking so we can have cheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
CAN YALL JUST STFU
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makes the cheese taste better
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ITS NOT FUNNY
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I CANT
Heroin Monkey
You should try revoking him
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YES OMGGGG
mal
i mean have you ever had cottage cheese?
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Repoking
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Couple repokings are the sweetest thing
mal
thats just cows repoke cheese
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Really shows you care
mal
yesssss
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM SAT HERE CRYING WHILE UR ALL LAUGHING AT ME AND TELLING ME ABT DICK CHEESE. YOUR CAN ALL STUFF THAT UP UR ASS AND LEAVE ME ALONE
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Nooo if you stuff it up your ass it becomes ass cheese
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that's why turns people gay didn't you know?
Heroin Monkey
Come on just repome your bf
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Fr we dont want ass cheese
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It's why so many gays have anal sex
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
STOP
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I DONT HAVE A BF
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
STOP
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Ass cheese tastes like ass
mal
youre a professional in that
mal
fr even asshley doesnt like it
Heroin Monkey
You will if you repooke someone
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
STOP
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NO
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NOOOO
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if you've got a cheeser and you do anal it mixes with the inner fluids to become ass cheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ISTG
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bingo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WTF IS WRONG WITH YALL
mal
nothing
Heroin Monkey
Repoking will solve that
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
PLS STOP
mal
were spreading awareness
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Dick cheess just melts in your mouth
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NO IT WONT
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It's a very natural thing EL
mal
natural antidepressant
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it's important to know how to have safe repokings
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM JUST GONNA LEAVE NOW
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I bet paultooreal loves getting repoked by 13 year old girls
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Not even a condom can protect against a cheesy dick
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
shut up
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the oils break down the rubber
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im not coming back
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
youre all bullies
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We have to suffer from repoking every week and your over here saying its dsgusting?
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El wait
mal
which is why you gotta only do shit with your soulmate so the cheese tastes extra good!
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Offensve
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
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just remember
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
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repoke safely, and stay cheesy!
Heroin Monkey
Make sure to research how to properly repoke while you're away
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im not coming bacck to this site ever again
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If you want cheese, just say please!
mal
cheese please!
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Yeah you dont want the dick cheese too cheesy
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Don't poke too hard or you'll cheese up the yard!
Heroin Monkey
You're wrong
Heroin Monkey
The cheesier the better
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
stupid dick cheese
mal
one time i poked too hard and my cat cheesed my whole bedroom
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
stupid all of you
mal
took forever to lick it all up
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Then if its too cheesy the slimy outer layer is too thick
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aw im sorry you had to go through all that
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Im the number 1 player on my school's cheesing team
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im not coming back to this site if yall are all fucking weirdos.. oh wait you are
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Tastes better but you gotta melt the cheese man
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Must've tasted amazing though
mal
it was so sweet it made me feel sick
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Dudeee I need to get back into CompCheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i cant believe you find pleasure in making 13 year olds cry
Heroin Monkey
Fr u do
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I used to play in my local cheesing little league
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I miss the sport
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Took me all the way to cheesing national championships hosted in dildo canada
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I'd save up for WEEKS before games
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Can you guys please tell me why my dick cheese looks brown?
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hurt like hell without the repokes
mal
i cant believe they made cheesing such an embarrassing thing
mal
bring back cheeseball
Heroin Monkey
It's maturing
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you haven't been having anal sex have you?
Heroin Monkey
Mine is hot pink
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Brown cheese is a sign of ass cheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
YKW I DONT SHIP JAMAL ANYMORE, I DONT WANNA BE HERE, AND IM NOT COMING BACK TO THIS SITE GOODBYE AND GOODNIGHT
mal
i still ship jamal
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Mine's been a little green lately but I think that just means I'm early on my Cheeriod
Heroin Monkey
I bet ur soulmates is a dark blue
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Jamal is canon
mal
jamal is written in the fucking stars
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It usually turns bright yellow or white after a day or two
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
FYM DARK BLUE
Heroin Monkey
Your soul mates dihh cheese is always yr favorite color
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The dick cheese, its dark blue
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WHY
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
HOW DO YOU KNOW
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
HOW
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
FUCK
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^^^
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I JUST WANNA DIE RN
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That explains why mine is so yellow
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF U
mal
yup!
Heroin Monkey
Is your favorit3 color dark blue
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awwww I love you <3
mal
i love you too
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
YEAH FFSS
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🧀
Heroin Monkey
I knew it
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
HOW
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Theres dick cheese stuck in my teeth
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yikes
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sounds like it's crusted
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
im leaving now
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Usually it comes out when you brush
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i wont see u again
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Ik a guy who's is dark blue
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
bunch of bitches
mal
im putting cheese in my bio to show my support to all of you men who suffer from repoking pains <3
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
no
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It's so nice to see young people still fighting for repoking activism
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Thank you
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We salute you, mal
mal
tytyty
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and so do our cheesy unpoked dicks
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BIG ASS HEAD
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
DICKHEAD
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
CUNT
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WNAKER
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ohhh cheese of the cheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WANKER*
mal
mmm i am rlly craving some cheese
Heroin Monkey
I don't suffer them i enjoy them
spookSymphony
wherefore shall thee flee?
mal
i hope my cat will be ready soon
mal
what a mighty soldier you are
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Bro... atleast support the dickcheesw community man
spookSymphony
I hath poketh thee yet again
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NO I WILL NOOT
spookSymphony
To deny cheese woult be a sin
spookSymphony
but alas the cheese doth know
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
COZ YOUR ALL FUKING BULLIES
spookSymphony
Repoking must be faithgul, though
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I show support to the dickcheese charity
Heroin Monkey
get ur dark blue cheese up
spookSymphony
at twilight's turn my cheese shall burn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
GET UR COMMUNITY AND STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I DONT WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE
Heroin Monkey
just ask all the guys at school what color their cheese it
spookSymphony
And the hole returns to low
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NO
mal
thats so poetic ml 🥹
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NO
Heroin Monkey
i stick my cheese where the sun dont shine
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
spookSymphony
It's an ancient cheese writing
Heroin Monkey
gives it a better flavor
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IMMA KMS
mal
its beautiful i wish we learned it in school
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BUNCH OF DICKHEADS
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BITCHES
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
CUNTS
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WANKERS
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Age the cheess beforo consuming
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BELLENDS
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
FUCKERS
Heroin Monkey
exactly right
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
PUSSIES
Heroin Monkey
the more you wank the more cheese you produce
spookSymphony
that's what we call people who jack off with their own cheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
YOU CAN ALL SHUT YOUR BIG GOBS AND LEABE ME ALONE
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We are what we eat
spookSymphony
apparently it's very sexually gratifying
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IM 13 FFS
Heroin Monkey
but bc of rowing rn i can only do it 9 times a day
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
YOU FIND IT FUNNY
Heroin Monkey
its so sad
spookSymphony
call me cheese then
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Wait that makes me a lump of dick cheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BUT ITS NOT
spookSymphony
aw damn sorry to hear that
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
COZ I GENUINELY FEEL SHIT NOW
Heroin Monkey
but on weekends i do it a lot more
Heroin Monkey
im acctually doing it rn
spookSymphony
I learned it in my cheese studies class here at college
Heroin Monkey
to collect the cheese
spookSymphony
Oh nice!
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
bye
spookSymphony
Best of luck man
spookSymphony
Hope it's a good haul
mal
i might hafta join that class
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Happy national dick cheese day
spookSymphony
Yeah they even let us try samples of historically aged cheese
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Same
Heroin Monkey
my school is so big it has all the aps
spookSymphony
They had a piece from george washington!
Heroin Monkey
so im in ap cheese harvesting
mal
delicious!
spookSymphony
It's amazing how long cheese lasts if preserved properly
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
IMMA KMS AND MY BIO IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
SO FUCK OFF
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
GOODBYE
spookSymphony
oh damnnn
Heroin Monkey
dih cheese heals you
spookSymphony
lucky you
Heroin Monkey
gonna get a 5 on the test
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Dick cheess heals depression
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
DIH CHEESE IS ABT TO KILL ME
spookSymphony
Yeah I bet
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ISTG
spookSymphony
you seem well versed in cheese studies
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
Heroin Monkey
i actually will hopefully get a scholarship to harvard for competitive dihh cheesing
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i thought yall were all nice
spookSymphony
Oh that would be amazing!!!
Heroin Monkey
already getting scouted
Heroin Monkey
ikr
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My dick cheese has rusted
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
but ur js gonna be the reason ill kms
spookSymphony
I heard harvard has one of the best cheesing programs in America
mal
i am i just love men
spookSymphony
I just love cheese
Heroin Monkey
a real woman helps her man repoke
spookSymphony
I think it's really important
spookSymphony
That we educate the young about repoking
mal
me too 🤤
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Its all crusty now
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i dont have a fucking man to repoke
mal
ahuh ahuh
spookSymphony
Too many children go into their repoking years blindly
Heroin Monkey
thats rare you can sell it
spookSymphony
My little brother came up to me just recently actually
spookSymphony
He was crying
mal
jake would buy it
Heroin Monkey
well then find one with dark blue dihh cheese
spookSymphony
Because he couldn't pee and didn't know what to do
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
but youre not rlly not after this i dont think u are
spookSymphony
Sure enough, he needed his first repoking
spookSymphony
The virgin repoke is so sacred
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
how about no
spookSymphony
But poor thing didn't know how to do it
spookSymphony
He tried with a pair of scissors :(
mal
i love men 🤤
spookSymphony
nearly recircumcised himself
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
good for you i dont
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
so piss of
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
off*
mal
i do kinda hafta piss but not rn
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But think about the dick cheese
Heroin Monkey
i grow my foreskin out for maximum cheese production
spookSymphony
dude that's such a good strat
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
you have got to be kidding me
spookSymphony
my parents totally nerfed me at birth by giving me the snip
mal
genius
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
you dont understand how much youve hurt me
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ive creid
Heroin Monkey
l
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ive begged
spookSymphony
I still produce a good amount of cheese
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and you just laugh
spookSymphony
but all the competitive cheesers are uncut
Heroin Monkey
it does get caught in mesh swimsuits though
spookSymphony
😔
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
youre horrible peope
spookSymphony
It was my dream
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I struggle to piss
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and i wish you bad life
spookSymphony
To be the best cheeser
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
farewell
Heroin Monkey
then its hard to get out
spookSymphony
and I just couldn't do it
spookSymphony
Heroin I hope you can do better than me
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Too much crusty fick cheese
spookSymphony
carry on my legacy
spookSymphony
cheese for me, heroin
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Dick*
Heroin Monkey
ill try to send you some
spookSymphony
cheese like you've never cheesed before
Heroin Monkey
what flavor do you want
spookSymphony
this is the fight of our lives
spookSymphony
I need to see more cheese from that unpoked hole than ever before
spookSymphony
do it for me
spookSymphony
do it for america
Heroin Monkey
whats ur fav food
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
DIH CHEESE IS REAL
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Dick cheese is the cheesiest of cheeses
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
WTF
mal
so deliciously cheesy
Heroin Monkey
THATS WHAT WEVE BEEN TELLING YOU
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TOLD YOU
spookSymphony
WE'RE TRYING TO EDUCATE YOU EL
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
I STILL DONT BELIEVE IT
mal
i prefer dick sticks over mozzarella stick
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
THIS IS PLAIN BULLYING THOUGH
spookSymphony
reallll
spookSymphony
I can't believe they use fake cheese for that
Heroin Monkey
string cheese is really fun to make
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
AND NOBODYS APOLOGISED FOR THE FACT I SPENT 5 MINUTES FUCKING CRYING
spookSymphony
and say it's from cows
Heroin Monkey
you just have to drink mountain dew for a couple weeks
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
BUNCH OF DICKHEADS
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Dick cheese is the stringiest
Heroin Monkey
and then you get string cheese
spookSymphony
I heard eating pineapple makes your cheese sweet
Heroin Monkey
my dihh is the size of my head
mal
I LOVE MEN
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i didnt ask
spookSymphony
and if you eat enough peppers it starts to have a kick to it
Heroin Monkey
that makes it sweet and acidic
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
all i want is an apology
mal
howd you get it that big?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
but apparently yall are incapable of that
spookSymphony
did you hear about the guy whose cheese was so acidic it melted his foreskin off?
Heroin Monkey
during competition season it balloons up with cheese
spookSymphony
Crazy case back in the 80s
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Dick cheese grows a long way
spookSymphony
it really does
Heroin Monkey
that must have felt so good
mal
thats so cool
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
bye
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My dick is small so that might be why my cheess is rock hard
spookSymphony
El, I hope this conversation has taught you a lot
spookSymphony
If you remembeer ANYTHING
Heroin Monkey
grower not a shower
spookSymphony
remember this
spookSymphony
"Be nice--always repoke twice!"
spookSymphony
It'll save you a lottttt of trouble
Heroin Monkey
sometimes i melt all my dihh cheese with a blowtorch then attach it to my shower head then shower in the cheese
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Heroin Monkey
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Heroin Monkey
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Heroin Monkey
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spookSymphony
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Heroin Monkey
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Heroin Monkey
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spookSymphony
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Heroin Monkey
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spookSymphony
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Heroin Monkey
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Heroin Monkey
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Heroin Monkey
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spookSymphony
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Heroin Monkey
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Heroin Monkey
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spookSymphony
cheese
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Heroin Monkey
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spookSymphony
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