Why So Quiet?

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We are having a formal dance on Feb third and I'm going with my bf

Remember this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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We are having a formal dance on Feb third and I'm going with my bf

imagine having a bf

that’s so crazy

The Unknown King of Moderation

Couldn’t be me

shut the fuck up and let me wallow

bitchtard

this guys that i’ve liked for ages got a gf

gonna kms

they’re happy

but now i’m not

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Oop

don’t ever say “oop” again or i’ll throw you out the burj khalifa.

everytime anyone says that

something primal in my brain

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And I oop sksksksksk

YASSSSSSSS

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Save the turtlessss

YASSSSSSSSSS

The Unknown King of Moderation

And I oop sksksksksk

i will kick you so hard in the balls that you will have testicles for teeth you absolute cunt licker.

αmy

i will kick you so hard in the balls that you will have testicles for teeth you absolute cunt licker.

Bro got roasted by a gurllll

defenestrate and castrate yourself, jake.

αmy

defenestrate and castrate yourself, jake.

YASSS GO GURLLL

The Unknown King of Moderation

What if I castrate myself while I’m defenestrating myself?

Dont

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Or what if I get castrated by the broken glass while I’m being defenestrated

No

I can t o btch faster than you go through the line at McDonald's

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Lucky for me I don’t eat McDonald’s

L

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Lucky for me I don’t eat McDonald’s

I eat you mom haha

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I eat you mom haha

bro dat's L rizz

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Or what if I get castrated by the broken glass while I’m being defenestrated

i hope you eat broken glass.

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McDonald’s is ass bro

bro za fries

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In-N-Out, on the other hand

EWWWW

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The fries are shit

Yea Wendy's is better

they taste the exact same as mcdonalds fries but with out the salt

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Wendy’s has good fries

bro

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In-N-Out, on the other hand

Ewwwwwwiiiieeeee

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Nah dude In n out is peak

Nahhhhh

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Nah dude In n out is peak

chick fil a fries are ON TOP

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Nah dude In n out is peak

kill yourself, west coast heroin junkie. you probably live under a bridge.

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Yall bitches ain’t never been to a SoCal in n out

Yes I have I've been to sc before

jake ur za type of person to say dat Rasin Bran is ur fav cereal

oh hey jake did you see matpat’s new video

αmy

oh hey jake did you see matpat’s new video

he came out the closet

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which one

style theory and food theory

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Who are u?????

I am Leo who r u

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An og

Fun nice to meet you

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I got a notification for one but I’m too sad to watch

everything sucks

lynda died, matpat’s leaving, my crush got a gf, i’m gonna fail my finals

bet imma watch it

αmy

lynda died, matpat’s leaving, my crush got a gf, i’m gonna fail my finals

it’s gonna be ok 👍

the matpat one

αmy

lynda died, matpat’s leaving, my crush got a gf, i’m gonna fail my finals

Yippieeeee!!!!!!!

I’ve never watched matpat

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Yippieeeee!!!!!!!

bruv wat

u say yippie to someone dying?

DaRey1Cray

u say yippie to someone dying?

I think they were being sarcastic

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No

u just said yippe to amy's comment

Anonymous

I think they were being sarcastic

if she is sarcastic dat's a werid way of protraying it

Anonymous

I think they were being sarcastic

THEYYYYYYYY??????????????????

DaRey1Cray

if she is sarcastic dat's a werid way of protraying it

YESS SHEEE NOT THEY

The Unknown King of Moderation

Would you prefer “it”

fax bruv

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Would you prefer “it”

No SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

minecraft steve wit his masucline arms and his square pp

Oh my gyatt! This skibidi toilet make my pussy feel like a Grimace shake being drunk by freddy fazbear! Only in ohio can yo mama make me feel like a total sigma! Oh my gyatt, i think im about to blow my kai cenat rizz juice all over! Oh my god *starts cumming*. BRRRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!! Oh my god, now my fanum tax has to be cleared!

DaRey1Cray

Oh my gyatt! This skibidi toilet make my pussy feel like a Grimace shake being drunk by freddy fazbear! Only in ohio can yo mama make me feel like a total sigma! Oh my gyatt, i think im about to blow my kai cenat rizz juice all over! Oh my god *starts cumming*. BRRRRR SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!! Oh my god, now my fanum tax has to be cleared!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

AUGHHHHHHHHHH IT’S CUMMING OUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT IT’S CUMMING OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUAAAAAAA IT’S CUMMING OUTTT IT’S CUMMING OUT AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH IT’S CUMMING OUTTTTTT AUHHH-HUHHH-HUHHHH-HHHHUAUAAAAA

DaRey1Cray

AUGHHHHHHHHHH IT’S CUMMING OUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT IT’S CUMMING OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUAAAAAAA IT’S CUMMING OUTTT IT’S CUMMING OUT AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH IT’S CUMMING OUTTTTTT AUHHH-HUHHH-HUHHHH-HHHHUAUAAAAA

Wtf

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I'm leaving goodbyeeeeee ttyl not rn.

See You Later, Alligator! After A While, Crocodile! Gotta Go, Buffalo! See You Soon, Raccoon! Be Sweet, Parakeet! Take Care, Polar Bear! In A Shake, Garter Snake! Hit The Road, Happy Toad! Can’t Stay, Blue Jay! Bye-Bye, Butterfly! Give A Hug, Ladybug! Toodle-Loo, Kangaroo! Time To Scoot, Little Newt! ‘Til Then, Penguin! Adios, Hippos! Hasta Manana, Iguana! Give A Kiss, Goldfish! Get in Line, Porcupine! Out The Door, Dinosaur! On The Bus, Octopus! To Your House, Quiet Mouse!

Hey there Adin Ross you’re the king like Nickeh30. Just keep it family friendly and I’ll treat you like a sigma yes I will, Listen to my voice it’s W rizz, like baby Gronk

Anonymous

you’re weird asf

You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman 🤡. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat.

me when someone gives me the slightest bit of affection

αmy

me when someone gives me the slightest bit of affection

skibidi toilet made me cum. Ok let me tell you the story when I first jerked off to skibidi toilet. My brother is so obsessed with skibidi rizz that my dickhole started exploding in turns. When my brother left the house with my parents I went in his room to look for my grimace shake when I saw skibidi rizz gyatt appearing in his computer screen. AGHHHHH LOOK AT THIS BOMBOCLAT GYATT. I started jerking off so hard that my dick got chopped off. My mom came back home early and saw me. "SIGMA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DICKY WICKY" she screamed. I ignored her grimace Ohio and started Cumming all over the place and my house flooded. This is how I ended up in this juvie. AAAAA GYATT