Who's on?

Me

heyyy mookie

huuu

*hruuu

Bro, so many ppl have sent me dog photos that I started a new folder for them, I've just spent more than an hour going through and renaming them to be in alphabetical order

Good

U?

lmaooo

im gooood

how are things w your girl

she doing good

Alr

Ye

fair

Ngl I'm tired af

real

I did archery this evening

Imma gtb

you gonna go to bed

Gn

okok

gn king

Ttyl queen

cyaa

Mg that sounds zesty

lmfao

Very

heyy

Heyy

hru

I’m good

Yourself?

nicee

im pretty good

That’s good

yup yup yup

Wyd?

putting stuff in my hair cus i j showered lmao

you?

Getting ready for school

oo nice

It’s finally Friday

woooooo

2 of my classes started td

That’s nice

yeah

they were kinda interesting lmao

What were they for?

one was "finding the gospel in media" which will be fun cus were gonna talk about movies

and another was swing dancing

which was strange

Well that seems pretty fun

yeah

none of the guys are good leaders tho for dancing lmao

Damn

I’m sure you were good tho

i was fine cus ive done similar stuff a buncha times

hmmm

hii

wsp

wsp jkw

Very nice

and rhino ig

Wsg

its been a while hasn't it? (I feel British saying this)

Yeah

care for a spot o tea

Lmao

there are a few things in Arabic and Hebrew that I could say...

but I'll stay tame here

wow

lol

wyd

nun much

nice

just playing games. waiting to leave from school and shit

cool

yeah...

ahuh

im eating fries

muahaha

womp whomp. I can go to a chick-fil-a rn

its on my school's campus\

so L

so could i

i have a license

i can get whatever food i want

whenever i want

MOD ABUSE

hypocrite

lol

lmao

beta

also my fries are from wendys

ew

Wendy's is ass

ok yk what

i fucking love wendys

if you dont like wendys then youre gay

i got chick fil a on monday

FUCK I LIKE WENDYS WNEDY IS gDOD WENDYS IS GREAT

better

lmao

i have apple juice too

lol I just ripped a huge ass burp

thats fun

fucking rhino imma hunt you down with a sniper

i burped so loud last night after drinking a can of seltzer my cat jumped so high she fell off the bed

imma tell jake

he can dox you. don't worry. hell help

sure

lol imagine needing soda to burp

i dont need soda it just helps

soda is a burp steroid. its cheating

good thing im not an olympic burper then 🙄

i smell like a vanilla sugar cookie

i bet you dont

i bet you smell like school air

🤮

my burps are so powerful enough that those steroids weaken my burps

"so powerful enough"

how

wordy

Strange

hi

lol one of the staff said that I breath in from my butt and it goes out my mouth

LMFAO

however I can breath in from my nose and breath out from my right eye

I'm not joke

um

cool

?

idk

tism

i can breathe in through my nose and out through my nose

well mine taste like chicken

what tastes like chicken

my burps

duh

yummy

um

ok

lol

idk

lmao

i smell like a cookie

so

yum

anyways...

anywho

(Eli this would be a good time to say something you goddamned rice eater)

lmfao

Do you have a BIG STAFF

no...

I suspected…

Mr tranny I don't have a big staff

I ain’t no goddamn TRANNY

lol sure...

It was just to get back at Jaker

by making you look like a joke?

you didnt get back at anyone gng

I DID TOO

how

how is pretending to be a girl revenge

literally how

yeah you got back at Allah who hates trannies and liars

They literally BANNED me for it

I’m stressed rn

damn. hope stuff gets better for you.

why

WELL I BET YOU STILL HAVE FORESKIN

*by making you THE joke

lol no

pay up buttercup

Thank u

I’m CUT bro

If it weren’t for the AG fiasco I’d actually send receipts

lol you are a fiasco by yourself

Ok fine I’ll send PROOF

oh but I thought rap was such a good career. oh wait its a shitty career

so you're gonna send proof that you are a fiasco?

I DON’T MEAN CUT AS IN BROKE

I MEANT AS IN CIRCUMSIDED

bals

bals

twinsies

wow yall are so cool

i know

we should start a club

YAY!!!!

coolest guy around fr

the circumcision division

lol you can't be circumcised. I'd say that you got more dicks than brains, but you got no dick, so I guess that is accurate considering the fact that you are a 19yo Indian girl who weighs 100 lb

Foreskin Kins

help i read that as foreskin kittens

I like this one more

cosmo do you wanna join our club

Yeah well, you are what you EAT

we are the club

i got threatened jakers

hell yeah

wow i feel left out

cosmo that's not nice im considering kicking you out of the club for that

well, I eat healthy. and you apparently eat ass so you are ass

just grow a penis and get circumcised, it's easy

and and and and

sorry

I guess that means you eat DICK

thanks it's ok you can stay in the club

yay!

smhsmh lookit

hey who wants to compare circumcision scars?

i have other scars

cosmo that's not cool im considering kicking you out of the club for that

I claim the vice-president role

ME ME ME

ok good point you can be vp

The only thing chopped about Cosmo is his FACE

woo woo woo

rb come get in on this!

I’m too busy stating FACTS

wowwwwww that sure is a big scar cosmo

clocked

frfr

bud facts don't care about your feewings

Omfg STOP with that

flappy are you circumcised

...

clock itttttt queen 🤏

clocked cocked and loaded

pew pew

hi

That’s it, BYE, YOU GUYS BULLIED ME OUT THE CHAT

oh

hi amyyyyy

amy are you circumcised

nah

aw man

oh no are you gonna start rapping

I like my foreskin

is aiden circumcised

WHO DELETED MY COMMENT AND UNDELEETED IT

totally not me

i do that sometimes when i try to reply

You just gave me a great idea!

I swear to god

gianni u are js the funniest man alive

how do u do it

it wasnt on purpose

the only great idea you ever had was

DON’T SAY IT

im not being funny im genuinely wondering if he wants to join the WJE circumcision division

PLEASE

I said it. it is : ""

gonna take a wild guess and say no

aw man

it's cool though

is it

we have me, rapboat, and cosmo

oh hell no

chopped trifecta

and maybe flappy but she hasn't answered my question

that's the point

I thought Flappy was a FEMALE

all our foreskin got chopped

knee! slapper!

mal please save me

it's not nice to assume someone's gender

you set that up, I just took advantage of it

I hope mal pegs u

You’re right, I guess it’s just because they a female PROFILE PICTURE

technically there are female "circumcisions" but they are not typically done anymore

thats not nice :(

Metzizah bitch-peh

they're illegal and its not called female circumcision it's called female genital mutilation

no thanks

clitorodectomies.

i dont want to do that

thank you

LMAO!!!!

oh that sounds awful

:(

wb me

they aren't illegal in the middle east and africa

wait what

amy

myamyamyamyamya

AMY

i wanna be nice to him

it would be worth it to join the circumcision division

they should be

muahahaha

If I had the other GEAR I would totally GET ONE

are you circumcised

FLAPPY FLAP

FLAPPY

FLAPPPY

HIHHI

AMYYYYYY

lol you admit that you have a clit.

HIII ML

HIIIIIII BABES HIII

flappy are you circumcised

I literally said “IF” BRUH!!

why cant we js be lesbian

i do not think that is possible for me :/

oh I forgot to say something

ok just wondering

hi amihard

we have a club

so true so true

it's pretty cool

i have 3 hr practice in 30 minutes :((

im so sad

i have a stomach ache

its not the same as male circumcision it has no benefit to the female and is only done for male sexual gratification

aww no

my teacher was playing d4vd before class started 😭😭

chug iboprufen

Sign me UP

no. its also done to punish girls

hey twinning

d4vd situation genuinely horrible

omg fr

its mainly done as a cultural thing for sexual purposes, I'm sure its used for that too though

yes i too am up to date on these fresh current events

no i know i was deadass gonna go to his concert tmrw too 😭

how do you do, fellow kids

i had my makeup and outfit ready n allat

sigh

its still horrible

u can be his next romantic homicide

but of course rb likes it

i dont understand how u could do that to a little baby

duh when did I contradict that

I KNOW

"fellow kids" says the old man

trunk or treat

who, me?

😭😭

ur def the treat flaps <3

im gonna d4vd u

watch out

no the pedophile murderer

nooo

so, him

ohhhhhhhhhhh. so me

grrr

not funny

now its not funny anymore

i didnt smile nor laugh

I didn’t light the fire, but I’ll still warm my HANDS by it

u tell him

he looks like my math teacher

ok Mr old dude

i hate my math teacher

do not EVER take apush EVER

mine touches kids apparently

why are you sending a random face rev

I've literally never had a bad math teacher oh wait the pedophile one i forgot about him nvm

so does my cousins basketball coach

ugh d4vds everywhereee

why did u say it like this

😭

what is it with math teachers and kids dammit

idk what to say to that my smile dropped off my face

i realized it halfway through typing

I miss aiden

i dont even know what to say

can someone get him disc hates me pls </3

who's Aiden again?

GOT U

oh nvm

oh my lord why didn't I just date you

ur like

the perfect woman

sure

I ALREADY DID IT

NO NEED

frfrfr we love flappy

GRRR

alr alr

YAYYYYY I LOVE U TOO

I decided not to anyway

can we be in a poly relationship

NO

NOO

NO

NOO

yea not u tho

NO.

me mal and flappy and em

gay

yea

girl nobody was asking yOU

Except me and BLACH

at least I'm not 5'6

mimimimimi

what i hear when u talk btw

IM 5'9

IM 5'8

jk im flappy

ha!

hey im 5'2

shorty

cuddle time

Well when I hear you talk I want to KILL MYSELF

guys I found EH

omgggg

IM NOT 5'6"

omw to talk more

yeah your 10 feet tall

his 10 foot tall WHAT

yes u are

heh.

I hope you’re happy when I’m dying in a pool of my own VOMIT

im NOT

come get mine babes

i genuinely read that as cum ot of the corner of my eye for some reason

you're*

😛yup

hey 😏

THOSE 2 WORDS DON’T EVEN SHARE ANY GODDAMN LETTERS

oh my gosh oh my gosh