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Bro, so many ppl have sent me dog photos that I started a new folder for them, I've just spent more than an hour going through and renaming them to be in alphabetical order

Another New Blach

Bro, so many ppl have sent me dog photos that I started a new folder for them, I've just spent more than an hour going through and renaming them to be in alphabetical order

lmaooo

Another New Blach

U?

im gooood

how are things w your girl

Another New Blach

Mg that sounds zesty

Very

Heyy

I’m good

Yourself?

That’s good

Wyd?

putting stuff in my hair cus i j showered lmao

Getting ready for school

It’s finally Friday

2 of my classes started td

That’s nice

they were kinda interesting lmao

What were they for?

one was "finding the gospel in media" which will be fun cus were gonna talk about movies

and another was swing dancing

Well that seems pretty fun

none of the guys are good leaders tho for dancing lmao

Damn

I’m sure you were good tho

i was fine cus ive done similar stuff a buncha times

mal 💙

i was fine cus ive done similar stuff a buncha times

Very nice

Cosmo the Intern

wsp jkw

Wsg

JKW

Wsg

its been a while hasn't it? (I feel British saying this)

Yeah

Cosmo the Intern

its been a while hasn't it? (I feel British saying this)

care for a spot o tea

Lmao

mal 💙

care for a spot o tea

there are a few things in Arabic and Hebrew that I could say...

just playing games. waiting to leave from school and shit

mal 💙

im eating fries

womp whomp. I can go to a chick-fil-a rn

i can get whatever food i want

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also my fries are from wendys

i fucking love wendys

if you dont like wendys then youre gay

i got chick fil a on monday

mal 💙

if you dont like wendys then youre gay

FUCK I LIKE WENDYS WNEDY IS gDOD WENDYS IS GREAT

i have apple juice too

mal 💙

i have apple juice too

fucking rhino imma hunt you down with a sniper

i burped so loud last night after drinking a can of seltzer my cat jumped so high she fell off the bed

Cosmo the Intern

fucking rhino imma hunt you down with a sniper

imma tell jake

mal 💙

imma tell jake

he can dox you. don't worry. hell help

mal 💙

i burped so loud last night after drinking a can of seltzer my cat jumped so high she fell off the bed

lol imagine needing soda to burp

i dont need soda it just helps

good thing im not an olympic burper then 🙄

i smell like a vanilla sugar cookie

i bet you smell like school air

my burps are so powerful enough that those steroids weaken my burps

lol one of the staff said that I breath in from my butt and it goes out my mouth

however I can breath in from my nose and breath out from my right eye

i can breathe in through my nose and out through my nose

mal 💙

i bet you smell like school air

well mine taste like chicken

what tastes like chicken

i smell like a cookie

(Eli this would be a good time to say something you goddamned rice eater)

Cosmo the Intern

lol one of the staff said that I breath in from my butt and it goes out my mouth

Do you have a BIG STAFF

Cosmo the Intern

no...

I suspected…

I ain’t no goddamn TRANNY

It was just to get back at Jaker

DaRapBoat

It was just to get back at Jaker

by making you look like a joke?

DaRapBoat

It was just to get back at Jaker

you didnt get back at anyone gng

how is pretending to be a girl revenge

yeah you got back at Allah who hates trannies and liars

Cosmo the Intern

by making you look like a joke?

They literally BANNED me for it

Cosmo the Intern

(Eli this would be a good time to say something you goddamned rice eater)

I’m stressed rn

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

I’m stressed rn

damn. hope stuff gets better for you.

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

I’m stressed rn

why

Cosmo the Intern

yeah you got back at Allah who hates trannies and liars

WELL I BET YOU STILL HAVE FORESKIN

Cosmo the Intern

by making you look like a joke?

*by making you THE joke

Cosmo the Intern

damn. hope stuff gets better for you.

Thank u

Cosmo the Intern

pay up buttercup

I’m CUT bro

If it weren’t for the AG fiasco I’d actually send receipts

DaRapBoat

If it weren’t for the AG fiasco I’d actually send receipts

lol you are a fiasco by yourself

Cosmo the Intern

lol you are a fiasco by yourself

Ok fine I’ll send PROOF

DaRapBoat

I’m CUT bro

oh but I thought rap was such a good career. oh wait its a shitty career

DaRapBoat

Ok fine I’ll send PROOF

so you're gonna send proof that you are a fiasco?

Cosmo the Intern

oh but I thought rap was such a good career. oh wait its a shitty career

I DON’T MEAN CUT AS IN BROKE

I MEANT AS IN CIRCUMSIDED

DaRapBoat

I MEANT AS IN CIRCUMSIDED

twinsies

altSymphony

twinsies

YAY!!!!

altSymphony

i know

coolest guy around fr

DaRapBoat

I MEANT AS IN CIRCUMSIDED

lol you can't be circumcised. I'd say that you got more dicks than brains, but you got no dick, so I guess that is accurate considering the fact that you are a 19yo Indian girl who weighs 100 lb

altSymphony

Foreskin Kins

help i read that as foreskin kittens

altSymphony

the circumcision division

I like this one more

Cosmo the Intern

lol you can't be circumcised. I'd say that you got more dicks than brains, but you got no dick, so I guess that is accurate considering the fact that you are a 19yo Indian girl who weighs 100 lb

Yeah well, you are what you EAT

altSymphony

cosmo do you wanna join our club

we are the club

Cosmo the Intern

fucking rhino imma hunt you down with a sniper

i got threatened jakers

Cosmo the Intern

we are the club

hell yeah

altSymphony

cosmo do you wanna join our club

wow i feel left out

mal 💙

i got threatened jakers

cosmo that's not nice im considering kicking you out of the club for that

DaRapBoat

Yeah well, you are what you EAT

well, I eat healthy. and you apparently eat ass so you are ass

mal 💙

wow i feel left out

just grow a penis and get circumcised, it's easy

altSymphony

cosmo that's not nice im considering kicking you out of the club for that

and and and and

altSymphony

cosmo that's not nice im considering kicking you out of the club for that

sorry

Cosmo the Intern

well, I eat healthy. and you apparently eat ass so you are ass

I guess that means you eat DICK

Cosmo the Intern

sorry

thanks it's ok you can stay in the club

Cosmo the Intern

he can dox you. don't worry. hell help

smhsmh lookit

hey who wants to compare circumcision scars?

mal 💙

smhsmh lookit

cosmo that's not cool im considering kicking you out of the club for that

altSymphony

thanks it's ok you can stay in the club

I claim the vice-president role

altSymphony

hey who wants to compare circumcision scars?

ME ME ME

Cosmo the Intern

I claim the vice-president role

ok good point you can be vp

altSymphony

cosmo do you wanna join our club

The only thing chopped about Cosmo is his FACE

Cosmo the Intern

ME ME ME

woo woo woo

I’m too busy stating FACTS

wowwwwww that sure is a big scar cosmo

DaRapBoat

The only thing chopped about Cosmo is his FACE

clocked

DaRapBoat

I’m too busy stating FACTS

bud facts don't care about your feewings

Flappy.

clocked

Omfg STOP with that

DaRapBoat

Omfg STOP with that

clock itttttt queen 🤏

DaRapBoat

Omfg STOP with that

clocked cocked and loaded

That’s it, BYE, YOU GUYS BULLIED ME OUT THE CHAT

DaRapBoat

That’s it, BYE, YOU GUYS BULLIED ME OUT THE CHAT

oh no are you gonna start rapping

I like my foreskin

WHO DELETED MY COMMENT AND UNDELEETED IT

DaRapBoat

WHO DELETED MY COMMENT AND UNDELEETED IT

i do that sometimes when i try to reply

mal 💙

oh no are you gonna start rapping

You just gave me a great idea!

altSymphony

is aiden circumcised

gianni u are js the funniest man alive

how do u do it

mal 💙

i do that sometimes when i try to reply

it wasnt on purpose

DaRapBoat

You just gave me a great idea!

the only great idea you ever had was

Cosmo the Intern

the only great idea you ever had was

DON’T SAY IT

im not being funny im genuinely wondering if he wants to join the WJE circumcision division

altSymphony

im not being funny im genuinely wondering if he wants to join the WJE circumcision division

gonna take a wild guess and say no

is it

oh hell no

chopped trifecta

and maybe flappy but she hasn't answered my question

αmy

chopped trifecta

that's the point

altSymphony

and maybe flappy but she hasn't answered my question

I thought Flappy was a FEMALE

altSymphony

that's the point

knee! slapper!

mal please save me

DaRapBoat

I thought Flappy was a FEMALE

it's not nice to assume someone's gender

αmy

knee! slapper!

you set that up, I just took advantage of it

altSymphony

you set that up, I just took advantage of it

I hope mal pegs u

altSymphony

it's not nice to assume someone's gender

You’re right, I guess it’s just because they a female PROFILE PICTURE

DaRapBoat

I thought Flappy was a FEMALE

technically there are female "circumcisions" but they are not typically done anymore

αmy

I hope mal pegs u

thats not nice :(

Cosmo the Intern

technically there are female "circumcisions" but they are not typically done anymore

Metzizah bitch-peh

Cosmo the Intern

technically there are female "circumcisions" but they are not typically done anymore

they're illegal and its not called female circumcision it's called female genital mutilation

αmy

I hope mal pegs u

no thanks

i dont want to do that

Cosmo the Intern

clitorodectomies.

LMAO!!!!

Cosmo the Intern

clitorodectomies.

oh that sounds awful

mal 💙

i dont want to do that

:(

wb me

αmy

they're illegal and its not called female circumcision it's called female genital mutilation

they aren't illegal in the middle east and africa

altSymphony

and maybe flappy but she hasn't answered my question

wait what

αmy

:(

i wanna be nice to him

it would be worth it to join the circumcision division

Cosmo the Intern

they aren't illegal in the middle east and africa

they should be

αmy

they're illegal and its not called female circumcision it's called female genital mutilation

If I had the other GEAR I would totally GET ONE

Flappy.

wait what

are you circumcised

Flappy.

AMY

FLAPPY FLAP

FLAPPY

FLAPPPY

HIHHI

DaRapBoat

If I had the other GEAR I would totally GET ONE

lol you admit that you have a clit.

HIIIIIII BABES HIII

Cosmo the Intern

lol you admit that you have a clit.

I literally said “IF” BRUH!!

why cant we js be lesbian

altSymphony

are you circumcised

i do not think that is possible for me :/

αmy

why cant we js be lesbian

so true so true

i have 3 hr practice in 30 minutes :((

i have a stomach ache

Cosmo the Intern

they aren't illegal in the middle east and africa

its not the same as male circumcision it has no benefit to the female and is only done for male sexual gratification

Flappy.

i have a stomach ache

aww no

my teacher was playing d4vd before class started 😭😭

chug iboprufen

αmy

its not the same as male circumcision it has no benefit to the female and is only done for male sexual gratification

Sign me UP

αmy

its not the same as male circumcision it has no benefit to the female and is only done for male sexual gratification

no. its also done to punish girls

Flappy.

i have a stomach ache

hey twinning

Flappy.

my teacher was playing d4vd before class started 😭😭

d4vd situation genuinely horrible

Cosmo the Intern

no. its also done to punish girls

its mainly done as a cultural thing for sexual purposes, I'm sure its used for that too though

αmy

d4vd situation genuinely horrible

yes i too am up to date on these fresh current events

αmy

d4vd situation genuinely horrible

no i know i was deadass gonna go to his concert tmrw too 😭

i had my makeup and outfit ready n allat

αmy

its mainly done as a cultural thing for sexual purposes, I'm sure its used for that too though

its still horrible

Flappy.

no i know i was deadass gonna go to his concert tmrw too 😭

u can be his next romantic homicide

i dont understand how u could do that to a little baby

Cosmo the Intern

its still horrible

duh when did I contradict that

Flappy.

i dont understand how u could do that to a little baby

I KNOW

altSymphony

how do you do, fellow kids

"fellow kids" says the old man

αmy

u can be his next romantic homicide

trunk or treat

Flappy.

i dont understand how u could do that to a little baby

who, me?

Flappy.

trunk or treat

ur def the treat flaps <3

im gonna d4vd u

watch out

Cosmo the Intern

who, me?

no the pedophile murderer

αmy

im gonna d4vd u

nooo

Flappy.

no the pedophile murderer

so, him

Cosmo the Intern

ohhhhhhhhhhh. so me

now its not funny anymore

i didnt smile nor laugh

Cosmo the Intern

but of course rb likes it

I didn’t light the fire, but I’ll still warm my HANDS by it

αmy

now its not funny anymore

u tell him

mal 💙

"fellow kids" says the old man

he looks like my math teacher

i hate my math teacher

do not EVER take apush EVER

Flappy.

i hate my math teacher

mine touches kids apparently

altSymphony
Image

why are you sending a random face rev

I've literally never had a bad math teacher oh wait the pedophile one i forgot about him nvm

αmy

mine touches kids apparently

so does my cousins basketball coach

αmy

mine touches kids apparently

ugh d4vds everywhereee

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altSymphony

I've literally never had a bad math teacher oh wait the pedophile one i forgot about him nvm

why did u say it like this

what is it with math teachers and kids dammit

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idk what to say to that my smile dropped off my face

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Flappy.

why did u say it like this

i realized it halfway through typing

I miss aiden

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i dont even know what to say

can someone get him disc hates me pls </3

αmy

can someone get him disc hates me pls </3

GOT U

Flappy.

GOT U

oh my lord why didn't I just date you

ur like

the perfect woman

αmy

can someone get him disc hates me pls </3

sure

altSymphony

sure

I ALREADY DID IT

αmy

the perfect woman

frfrfr we love flappy

mal 💙

frfrfr we love flappy

YAYYYYY I LOVE U TOO

mal 💙

frfrfr we love flappy

can we be in a poly relationship

αmy

can we be in a poly relationship

NO

yea not u tho

me mal and flappy and em

altSymphony

NO

girl nobody was asking yOU

mal 💙

frfrfr we love flappy

Except me and BLACH

altSymphony

gay

at least I'm not 5'6

DaRapBoat

Except me and BLACH

mimimimimi

what i hear when u talk btw

IM 5'8

αmy

at least I'm not 5'6

hey im 5'2

mal 💙

hey im 5'2

cuddle time

Flappy.

what i hear when u talk btw

Well when I hear you talk I want to KILL MYSELF

αmy

at least I'm not 5'6

IM NOT 5'6"

DaRapBoat

Well when I hear you talk I want to KILL MYSELF

omw to talk more

altSymphony

IM NOT 5'6"

yeah your 10 feet tall

mal 💙

yeah your 10 feet tall

his 10 foot tall WHAT

altSymphony

IM NOT 5'6"

yes u are

Flappy.

omw to talk more

I hope you’re happy when I’m dying in a pool of my own VOMIT

Flappy.

his 10 foot tall WHAT

come get mine babes

DaRapBoat

I hope you’re happy when I’m dying in a pool of my own VOMIT

i genuinely read that as cum ot of the corner of my eye for some reason

mal 💙

yeah your 10 feet tall

you're*

DaRapBoat

I hope you’re happy when I’m dying in a pool of my own VOMIT

😛yup

altSymphony

i genuinely read that as cum ot of the corner of my eye for some reason

THOSE 2 WORDS DON’T EVEN SHARE ANY GODDAMN LETTERS

Garchita

you're*

y'ou're*

altSymphony

hey 😏

hey 😔

mal 💙

y'ou're*

y'o''''u're

altSymphony

kidding!

😔

Garchita

y'o''''u're

y'o'u'r'e''''''''''

guys the love of my life is gay 😔

my fragile little heart is broken guys help me

why is she ignoring me

man these fucking sour strips are ACTUALLY sour

Flappy.

@amy

freak YOU bro

altSymphony

man these fucking sour strips are ACTUALLY sour

gimme some

mal 💙

guys the love of my life is gay 😔

the fact you couldn't tell is ur fault 😪

mal 💙

gimme some

they're from buccees

Garchita

the fact you couldn't tell is ur fault 😪

IM NOT GAY

Garchita

the fact you couldn't tell is ur fault 😪

Who the FUCK are YOU

Garchita

the fact you couldn't tell is ur fault 😪

thanks for comforting me smh

DaRapBoat

Who the FUCK are YOU

someone fill him up with the lore

altSymphony

they're from buccees

bring me some

altSymphony

"we should just kiss"

i bet youd like that since youre GAY huh

Garchita

someone fill him up with the lore

@rapebutt this is aiden and he likes garfield

Garchita

someone fill him up with the lore

You guys should fill each other up in a DIFFERENT WAY

mal 💙

i bet youd like that since youre GAY huh

only if it's with you

im like that new character in the next season before they cancel the show

altSymphony

only if it's with you

dont believe you

Garchita

im like that new character in the next season before they cancel the show

frrrr

there's only ONE THING to do about it

hi wait

flappy if ahmi comes back text me

sorry im back

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Garchita

flappy if ahmi comes back text me

I'm magic

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌚

altSymphony

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

🐮🐮

Damn Jaker he GOT YOU there

Garchita

🐮🐮

cant call rn so we hafta text here

its over

we can make a new post if u want

αmy

its over

wow i cant believe you're breaking up with him over wje

bro im NOT going on here 😭

Garchita

bro im NOT going on here 😭

AIDEN

Garchita

bro im NOT going on here 😭

its okay

altSymphony

wow i cant believe you're breaking up with him over wje

most formal

leave him alone </3

imma make a new post aiden

CAUSE AIDEN IF YOU'RE CIRCUMCISED

Garchita

the fucking what

js blink and nod </3

we are watching a schizophrenic in action

αmy

js blink and nod </3

that would imply a "yes"

altSymphony

for wje members without foreskin

i dont have foreskin

αmy

we are watching a schizophrenic in action

😭

altSymphony

for wje members without foreskin

fucking losers

no hood for ur wood that’s sad ngl

DaRey1Cray

fucking losers

you're just jealous

Eli my uncircumcised brutha wsg

altSymphony

you're just jealous

jealous of not being able to produce my own cheese?

bro do yk how to say anything besides what, crazy, and weird

Eli's got the vernacular of a mid-century english poet, he just doesn't bless us peasants with it

are those all the words in your vocabulary

altSymphony

Eli's got the vernacular of a mid-century english poet, he just doesn't bless us peasants with it

Nuh uh

You probably use words like "rudimentary" when you're not on wje

dude smn tell aiden on disc I'm not gonna have my phone causa my bumass parents

this is so 2020 disc core!

arson core

I'm not schizo

smn tell him

pretty pls thanks

tell him to come here

αmy

dude smn tell aiden on disc I'm not gonna have my phone causa my bumass parents

damn i would if i could

wait can u telll gianni to

tytytyytyt babes

<3333333

what if u left gianni for me ngl

αmy

what if u left gianni for me ngl

FUCK no

αmy

what if u left gianni for me ngl

muahahaha

see he has to beg bc he knows I'm better for u

αmy

see he has to beg bc he knows I'm better for u

nuh uh

no okay sorry

why you capitalizing like rb

mal 💙

why you capitalizing like rb

proof that hes rb

ngl yea its over

its okay you'll have me instead

hi aiden

αmy

its okay you'll have me instead

😘

parents

took my phone

what message

Garchita

join coroom

LMFAO YOU GUYS STILL USE THAT

altSymphony

LMFAO YOU GUYS STILL USE THAT

yea

oh hell no don't respond to any messages from my phone its prolly my parents

altSymphony

hey.

hey handsome 😘

αmy

what message

that they took ur phone

αmy

oh hell no don't respond to any messages from my phone its prolly my parents

LOL no

"are u texting that guy Aiden again!!!"

and then they took y stuff

ending it

but yea group sucide

why grr

αmy

and then they took y stuff

what losers smh

okay well if ur not back I love you so much and I love you more than anything and also don't forget to buy tickets and also put in eye drops and also I love you

also ur meds

and ALSO

lmk about the HOSA thing I wanna do med term tg

αmy

okay well if ur not back I love you so much and I love you more than anything and also don't forget to buy tickets and also put in eye drops and also I love you

the eyedrops thing is so real

altSymphony

🤭

muahaha

and FINALLY

I LOVE YOU

oh wait also

I forgot

oh yea WAIT

do ur hw

omg omg omg my hair looks like it might dry kinda curly omg

αmy

do ur hw

real men neglect their homework to talk to the woman they love

mal 💙

omg omg omg my hair looks like it might dry kinda curly omg

ooooooooo

altSymphony

real men neglect their homework to talk to the woman they love

dont neglect your homewok sweetheart

mal 💙

dont neglect your homewok sweetheart

but

altSymphony

real men neglect their homework to talk to the woman they love

real men build their career so theyre not broke and have money to live on </3

mal can u js be w me atp

altSymphony

youre better than my homewok

well you have me forever

αmy

real men build their career so theyre not broke and have money to live on </3

real men write poetry and songs for the women they love

like I could provide </3

αmy

mal can u js be w me atp

muahaha im the best gf ever trust

mal 💙

muahaha im the best gf ever trust

Can confirm!!!!

altSymphony

real men write poetry and songs for the women they love

mine has a notebook full of poems and love letters for me

αmy

mine has a notebook full of poems and love letters for me

yeah but has he made you a song

altSymphony

didn't think so

at least he's not 5'6

I bet his use of rhetoric is ASS (no shade aiden)

and a twink

and stupid

and dumb

and other negative adjectives

αmy

mine has a notebook full of poems and love letters for me

i have a google doc of the sweet notes hes written me muahahaha

mal 💙

i have a google doc of the sweet notes hes written me muahahaha

awwwww <3

ur gay gianni

(derogatory)

mal 💙

i have a google doc of the sweet notes hes written me muahahaha

awwwwwwwww

αmy

and dumb

hes very very very very smart

αmy

ur gay gianni

im literally in love with the most perfect woman in the world

that's adorable but also I could write u better ones

αmy

that's adorable but also I could write u better ones

no you couldn't

mal 💙

hes very very very very smart

so am I babes

he wrote me essays muahahaha

js leave him for me already

mal 💙

he wrote me essays muahahaha

hehehe

altSymphony

no you couldn't

uh yea I could

altSymphony

hehehe

REALLY GOOD ESSAYS

that made me completely fall in love

okay but what if we scissored

siceesoresd

αmy

okay but what if we scissored

PLEASE STOP

see he's threatneed

IM SORRY, IS IT SO WRONG TO NOT WANT TO GET PINK TRIANGLE'D?

αmy

okay but what if we scissored

OMG 😭 LMAO

DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE TO WRITE PINKERTON 2?

altSymphony

IM SORRY, IS IT SO WRONG TO NOT WANT TO GET PINK TRIANGLE'D?

DWDWDW IM STRAIGHTER THAN

IM STRAIGHTER THAN A RULER

DO YOU WANT ME TO GO THROUGH 1996 RIVERS CUOMO PHASES?

mal 💙

IM STRAIGHTER THAN A RULER

Well said, love <3

my curls are flattening into waves.

and my waves have been so good lately

mal 💙

DWDWDW IM STRAIGHTER THAN

And more trans than a tranformer

i sent a pic of my eye earlier

i have a very feminine eye

i almost failed geometry

got the lowest possible passing grade

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

Can someone help me study geometry

I gotchu

mal 💙

i have a very feminine eye

unfortunately I do as well sometimes

𒀰 Dipshit 𒀰

Can someone help me study geometry

sure

Yeah cosmo's your best bet eli he's literally just a fucking genius for some reason

altSymphony

unfortunately I do as well sometimes

your eye is perfect

mal 💙

your eye is perfect

I love yours so much

yours are a trillion times better

Cosmo the Intern

but of course rb likes it

Damn son don’t judge me I ain’t with all this rippity rap bullshit I’m just blood related to the guy.