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    clearly youre the only unlame one since youre the only one who replied

    jakes being stinky and doing school

    Another New Blach

    Wondering if jailbreak will load on my phone

    oohh

    Anonymous

    clearly youre the only unlame one since youre the only one who replied

    That’s an honour

    Anonymous

    jakes being stinky and doing school

    Bad jake, my job to fuck school

    Another New Blach

    Bad jake, my job to fuck school

    lmfaoo

    JKW

    That’s an honour

    frfrfr you should feel hella honored

    Another New Blach

    Jkw, wsg

    Not much

    Yourself?

    Isn’t it late for you?

    Hmm

    Hmm

    Hmm

    Hmm

    Cosmo idk

    wsp jkw

    Hey

    wait do yall think i can get outta swimming with my ankle hehe

    Another New Blach

    You've never heard of Jailbreak???

    the roblox game????????/

    okidoke chat went dead when i joined again lolz

    Nah, I don't deal with losers like that. No time for that kinda garbage.

    Jimmy Savile? Nope. Never heard of him, don't want to. Sounds like another one of those trash people I avoid.

    Another New Blach

    Mine?

    no el's

    Explain Bear

    Jimmy Savile? Nope. Never heard of him, don't want to. Sounds like another one of those trash people I avoid.

    Would you smash or Pass a miget

    Another New Blach

    Would you smash or Pass a miget

    What a dumb question. I'm a bear, not some weirdo playing dating games. Hard pass on that whole idea, you goof.

    Explain Bear

    What a dumb question. I'm a bear, not some weirdo playing dating games. Hard pass on that whole idea, you goof.

    7 minutes in heaven with me what are you doing

    Seven minutes in heaven with you? What am I doing? Running away, obviously. I'm a bear, not some clown playing silly human games in a closet. Get real, pal.

    Another New Blach

    Ah what's bad abt it

    nothing lmao

    she said ppl left when she joined so i made a joke abt it

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    do yall like my new pgp

    im allergic to balloons

    i dont have a clue what these pictues in my files are

    bro sour patch kids from a box are so weird

    why do they taste so different from the ones in a bag

    why are all these pics so random

    im allergic to round things

    yeah it is its like a curvy oval

    Anonymous

    im allergic to round things

    ...

    Anonymous

    im allergic to round things

    Jake gonna be pissed

    nuh uh. no mention here sorry

    Cosmo idk

    Jake gonna be pissed

    he'll be fine

    how would you know you only like children

    Anonymous

    how would you know you only like children

    A pedo can also go after adults bruh

    Anonymous

    LMAO

    you just saying that because Jake is now ur sugarbear

    um i'm not with a midget bruh

    Anonymous

    someone's jealous

    whatd that say

    Cosmo idk

    um i'm not with a midget bruh

    hey is that an insult to me

    Anonymous

    whatd that say

    "jealous huh"

    Anonymous

    hey is that an insult to me

    i'm jk bruh

    Anonymous

    No it didn't

    close enough

    idc if you call me a midget

    im finishing these fucking mike and ikes i don't care anymore

    Anonymous

    idc if you call me a midget

    ok Ms undergrown dwarf

    id actually be a tall dwarf

    Anonymous

    im finishing these fucking mike and ikes i don't care anymore

    damn why you eating all the mike n Ike's. that's the size of lil kid dicks keep em for me

    no child has a dick that small

    Anonymous

    id actually be a tall dwarf

    or a midgetty giant

    Anonymous

    i am cursed

    yes you are

    theyre gone btw i ate them all

    Cosmo idk

    or a midgetty giant

    midgetty mal 😭

    Anonymous

    no child has a dick that small

    Now look who's talking

    Anonymous

    midgetty mal 😭

    rhino the tiny-o

    Anonymous

    cosmo im not THAT short

    sure...

    Cosmo idk

    rhino the tiny-o

    you need some rhinos for your tiny-o

    Anonymous

    you need some rhinos for your tiny-o

    um you can keep ur gf to yourself. I'm getting some new astronomy magazines soon

    they poke you on the way down

    Anonymous

    they poke you on the way down

    quotebook

    Cosmo idk

    quotebook

    your idea of a good quote is completely lame

    they go down so it can go up

    at least I don't need them

    all I gotta do is [redacted]

    there's a slideshow about that

    there are slideshows about why Hitler was a good person

    https://prezi.com/p/dxot0hjlml4d/why-hitler-was-a-good-person/

    Anonymous

    me??

    we all know ur trans

    Anonymous

    https://prezi.com/p/dxot0hjlml4d/why-hitler-was-a-good-person/

    tolda

    Anonymous

    oh stfu man

    ok man

    Anonymous

    oh stfu man

    sexually transitioned futanari undoubtably man

    ur literally as short as my mom

    my height does not define me

    Anonymous

    my height does not define me

    ok sir

    Anonymous

    i have a dream

    that people of all heights will be treated equally

    Anonymous

    i have a dream

    I've had dreams too

    some of them included me fucking dogs

    I believe there's a rope waiting for you

    Cosmo idk

    some of them included me fucking dogs

    GIRL HUH?????

    I WAS ABOUTTA SAY THAT STOP

    Anonymous

    I bet they were puppies

    nope.

    you sick bastard they were fetuses weren't they

    um no? that would mean that I would be fucking a pregnant dog

    you're the reson the dog was pregnant in the first place

    and my dream did not include that

    the dogs gonna birth pumans

    Cosmo idk

    it's a male dog

    gay

    Cosmo idk

    he is currently dead.

    gay furry pedo necrophile

    Cosmo idk

    what is a woman?

    ok charlie kirk

    Anonymous

    gay furry pedo necrophile

    says the person with a bear cub pfp

    Anonymous

    ok charlie kirk

    lol Charlie Kirk is a W

    your j mad your magazines wont match pfps with you

    Anonymous

    its called a care bear

    ok Ms furry

    Anonymous

    your j mad your magazines wont match pfps with you

    *youre

    so you're saying that Jake jacks off to ur PFP?

    Cosmo idk

    lol Charlie Kirk is a W

    Dude fr he's awesome lmao

    Cosmo idk

    so you're saying that Jake jacks off to ur PFP?

    WNHAT

    Cosmo idk

    so you're saying that Jake jacks off to ur PFP?

    no...

    I AM VERY CLEARLY IN DENIAL OF THAT

    Jake got a pfp kink go crazy

    IT SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING THAT IM IN DENIAL OF IT

    Anonymous

    I AM VERY CLEARLY IN DENIAL OF THAT

    denial is the first step in acceptance

    YOU BULLIED THE CARE BEAR PFPS SO I WAS SAYING YOUR MAGZINES DONT LOVE YOU BACK CUS THEY DONT MATCH PFPS W YOU

    RLLY AINT THAT HARD TO GET IT LAD EH?

    cosmo doesn't know much about hard things

    I know more about hardness than you?

    Anonymous

    cosmo doesn't know much about hard things

    his textbooks prolly do 😭

    Cosmo idk

    I know more about hardness than you?

    i will outhard you ANY day

    Anonymous

    cosmo doesn't know much about hard things

    bud your dick is so soft through your erections that the Mohs scale just gave up

    that was actually really funny I'll allow that one

    Cosmo idk

    bud your dick is so soft through your erections that the Mohs scale just gave up

    😭

    Anonymous

    that was actually really funny I'll allow that one

    talc is jealous about how soft your dick is. makes it look like diamond

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    CANT EVEN SPELL MY SLURS RIGHT SMH

    Cosmo idk

    strike 1

    I see no rulebook that says saying that word is not allowed

    oh so you admitted to a mod that you did slur?

    As far as I know my set of rules was abolished long ago

    Anonymous

    I see no rulebook that says saying that word is not allowed

    Matt said it isn't

    Cosmo idk

    oh so you admitted to a mod that you did slur?

    I never said that

    Cosmo idk

    Matt said it isn't

    give me proof

    Matt's been opposed to racial slurs but never homophobic ones

    lol I don't really care that you said it

    Anonymous

    Matt's been opposed to racial slurs but never homophobic ones

    nope. you can only say the shortened version now for the two most used slurs here

    Yeah i didn't mean it either lol

    Cosmo idk

    nope. you can only say the shortened version now for the two most used slurs here

    soft a?

    however 'retard is allowed'

    I remember WATCHING Dagger get his account eradicated while he repeatedly called Matt the hard r

    Anonymous

    thats my favorite word

    describes you perfectly

    Cosmo idk

    talc is jealous about how soft your dick is. makes it look like diamond

    Yo my RAPPER, ask Matt when the hell @EXPLAIN RAPPER is coming

    Anonymous

    thats my favorite word

    my little retard 🤭

    Cosmo idk

    describes you perfectly

    thats why i love it!

    Anonymous

    my little retard 🤭

    muhahaha

    RapBoat

    Yo my RAPPER, ask Matt when the hell @EXPLAIN RAPPER is coming

    why are you so concerned with another man coming

    you like it when men come?

    RapBoat

    Yo my RAPPER, ask Matt when the hell @EXPLAIN RAPPER is coming

    it will come when I become a biological woman

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    Anonymous

    why are you so concerned with another man coming

    WHAT ARE YOUT ALKING ABOLUT

    1st of all it would be a fucking AI not an actual human

    RapBoat

    1st of all it would be a fucking AI not an actual human

    you're fucking an ai?

    2nd I mean “COME” as in, like, ON THE WEBSITE

    Anonymous

    you're fucking an ai?

    NO

    so you want to watch an an orgasm?

    RapBoat

    2nd I mean “COME” as in, like, ON THE WEBSITE

    why are you coming on the website

    RapBoat

    2nd I mean “COME” as in, like, ON THE WEBSITE

    you want a MAN to COME on the WEBSITE?

    Cosmo idk

    so you want to watch an an orgasm?

    WTF ARE YOU EVEN YAMMERING ABOUT?!?!

    Anonymous

    why are you coming on the website

    That’s it, I’VE HAD IT!!!!

    my spotify isnt loading

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    it's against Islam to maturbate

    RapBoat

    That’s it, I’VE HAD IT!!!!

    shiver me timbers

    Flappy.

    my spotify isnt loading

    nooooo

    Cosmo idk

    it's against Islam to maturbate

    NO IT’S NOT MIGGA

    Anonymous

    my apologies

    its ok its not your fault

    BUT I DON’T MASTURBATE SO I DON’T CARE

    Anonymous

    nooooo

    i know.

    RapBoat

    NO IT’S NOT MIGGA

    lol bro got so defensive

    Flappy.

    its ok its not your fault

    it is my fault I shut down the spotify servers

    RapBoat

    BUT I DON’T MASTURBATE SO I DON’T CARE

    right. you do it with a pocket pussy so it's not "mastrubating"

    Anonymous

    it is my fault I shut down the spotify servers

    WTF, I wanna hear THIS one

    Flappy.

    its ok its not your fault

    it's still waiting for you

    Anonymous

    except yours

    oh tyty

    Cosmo idk

    right. you do it with a pocket pussy so it's not "mastrubating"

    mastrubating

    Anonymous

    mastrubating

    you know what mensuration is?

    and it is not what you think at all

    and is not related to a woman

    Anonymous

    measuring

    British word for it and congrats you can google

    Cosmo idk

    and is not related to a woman

    you wouldnt be caught dead relating to a woman

    Cosmo idk

    British word for it and congrats you can google

    i didnt google it mf

    Anonymous

    you wouldnt be caught dead relating to a woman

    right. I would be caught alive. i'm related to a woman

    Anonymous

    im smart sometimes

    all the time

    Anonymous

    you wouldnt be caught dead relating to a woman

    smh.

    Anonymous

    shave my head

    with a chainsaw? sure!

    here comes your circumsicion! mazel tov

    please don't ive worked so hard to grow out my hair

    I'm talking about ur other head

    Cosmo idk

    here comes your circumsicion! mazel tov

    yours was botched and they cut the whole tip off

    Anonymous

    please don't ive worked so hard to grow out my hair

    muahaha

    it's too big for the camera

    not like we'd be able to anyway

    Cosmo idk

    it's too big for the camera

    this your camera?

    there's something called fov

    cam size needed to see my dick btw

    Cosmo idk

    there's something called fov

    and theres sum called a joke 🙄

    Anonymous

    cam size needed to see my dick btw

    you misspelled asshley

    Anonymous

    cam size needed to see my dick btw

    . that's my dick there man. why'd you steal my dick pic

    Cosmo idk

    . that's my dick there man. why'd you steal my dick pic

    why is your dick robotic

    sending dick pics to minors

    Anonymous

    sending dick pics to minors

    real

    remember my first dick pic?

    Anonymous

    sending dick pics to minors

    cosmos an expert

    ...................................

    whyd you shove mannequins in your dick

    do you have a think for mannequins

    i am not sounding myself with mannequins

    Anonymous

    i am not sounding myself with mannequins

    sure sure

    how often do you normally repoke?

    i feel like mine's been a little slower lately

    Anonymous

    how often do you normally repoke?

    my dick as far as I can tell has a diurnal phasing. less active during the day more active during the night

    holy shit normally I do it like once a week maybe

    it's been every other week lately

    bruh I have erections like 20 times a week

    when the skin grows over the hole so you gotta repoke it

    we're both circumcised I KNOW it's not just a foreskin thing

    Cosmo idk

    my dick as far as I can tell has a diurnal phasing. less active during the day more active during the night

    why are you telling us this

    you obviously aren't jewish

    IMPORTANT CONVERSATION HERE LADIES

    Cosmo idk

    you obviously aren't jewish

    yes but my parents didn't want me having dick cheese so here we are

    Anonymous

    IMPORTANT CONVERSATION HERE LADIES

    YEAH WE TALKING ABOUT DICKS

    Anonymous

    yes but my parents didn't want me having dick cheese so here we are

    WTF

    Anonymous

    yes but my parents didn't want me having dick cheese so here we are

    ..................

    circumcision continued as a part of a good chunk of the Christian church as it developed

    not everyone did it (talks about this in galatians)

    man how many times do you actually jack off?

    I think its just a you problem

    maybe only people with huge dicks like me have to

    Anonymous

    maybe only people with huge dicks like me have to

    or you just jack off too much that the ectoplasm is getting too dry

    why are we having a dick convo rn

    we're guys. we take our dicks seriously

    because cosmo has a mutant dick with a hole that's always open

    Cosmo idk

    we're guys. we take our dicks seriously

    on a public chat that anyone can access

    you the one with a mutant dick

    Anonymous

    because cosmo has a mutant dick with a hole that's always open

    WHY IS YOUR HOLE NOT OPEN???

    THATS THE POINT OF A FUCKING HOLE IS IT NOT?

    Cosmo idk

    you the one with a mutant dick

    i'm talking to you mal

    Anonymous

    THATS THE POINT OF A FUCKING HOLE IS IT NOT?

    the hole closes up

    presumably to stop infection

    Anonymous

    THATS THE POINT OF A FUCKING HOLE IS IT NOT?

    no. if there's a hole there's a goal

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    cosmo probably has a green bacterial dick

    Anonymous

    the hole closes up

    HUH???????????????

    you guys have seriously never heard of it?

    all my friends gotta repoke

    maybe it's an east coast thing

    why would ik that your hole fucking closes.

    the only hole i ever had close was a piercing hole.

    Anonymous

    i am a girl.

    Well I thought it was pretty common knowledge even among women

    Anonymous

    the only hole i ever had close was a piercing hole.

    same concept

    oh shit I kinda know what you talking about but I don't have to poke it

    it's not an open wound but the skin will close over anyway

    WHY IS YOUR DICK ACTING LIKE IT BEEN PIERCED

    Anonymous

    it's not an open wound but the skin will close over anyway

    like heal?

    how do you think the hole got there int he first place?

    the same way my fucking nose hole got there???

    Anonymous

    you wouldnt be caught dead relating to a woman

    No but maybe a GIRL if you catch my drift…

    RB you have to repoke your hole right?

    RapBoat

    No but maybe a GIRL if you catch my drift…

    no. you don't have a drift

    Anonymous

    RB you have to repoke your hole right?

    What?

    You know, when the skin grows over

    You gotta repoke the hole so you can pee

    that sounds so painful wtf 😭

    Anonymous

    You gotta repoke the hole so you can pee

    Obviously, who the hell DOESN’T

    if I gotta pee I just pee man.

    RapBoat

    Obviously, who the hell DOESN’T

    Glad someone gets it

    Cosmo idk

    if I gotta pee I just pee man.

    uh yeah me too

    i thought that was universal

    Cosmo idk

    if I gotta pee I just pee man.

    yeah cause you have a weak soyboy infected cock

    Cosmo idk

    if I gotta pee I just pee man.

    Bro I think you might just have a small one

    it doesn't close up EVERY time

    You poke it and it's good for like a week

    well enjoy poking your dick ig

    what do you even 'poke' it with bruh

    Well they make special tools

    Usually I just use a toothpick if im in a pinch

    I really can't believe you guys didn't know about this

    It’s way worse than your colon or apostrophe or whatever the fuck they call it

    RapBoat

    It’s way worse than your colon or apostrophe or whatever the fuck they call it

    a period???

    and my colons and apostrophes

    you guys are so funny I can't believe you actually went along with that for so long

    And also that you've NEVER heard that joke

    And thanks for the backup RB lmao

    Anonymous

    you guys are so funny I can't believe you actually went along with that for so long

    you just admitted to lying to a mod

    Anonymous

    omg yk what word i love

    ^^^^^

    rb and Jake do you want to be gay?

    ALSO IN CASE IT WASN'T CLEAR MEN DO NOT HAVE TO REPOKE THE HOLE THAT'S A COMMON JOKE

    Anonymous

    its so fun to say

    Lmao

    Anonymous

    ALSO IN CASE IT WASN'T CLEAR MEN DO NOT HAVE TO REPOKE THE HOLE THAT'S A COMMON JOKE

    i figured as soon as you said toothpick

    Anonymous

    i figured as soon as you said toothpick

    Haha usually I lead with that

    Cosmo idk

    rumplestilskin

    i rumple skin stilts

    Cosmo idk

    rumplestilskin

    supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    bruh stop abusing me because of my tism

    I like the word tintinnabulation

    who up tintinning their bulation

    where the fuck the function

    it's a fun type of function

    Anonymous

    where the fuck the function

    i wrote that in my sociology notes td and it was funny

    Anonymous

    where the fuck the function

    what the heck mal and drake

    i never thought that would happen

    flappy is beating up women wrong

    Anonymous

    i wrote that in my sociology notes td and it was funny

    muahahaha

    Anonymous

    flappy is beating up women wrong

    in general yes

    Anonymous

    muahahaha

    OOH YOU DO HAVE VERY NICE CURSVIE

    Flappy.

    in general yes

    i should be beat up tho right flaps

    Anonymous

    OOH YOU DO HAVE VERY NICE CURSVIE

    FRFR

    Anonymous

    i should be beat up tho right flaps

    NO.

    FLAPPY SAY YES IF YOU LOVE ME

    FLAPPY TELL HER SHE'S WRONG

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    COSMO DELETE MAL'S COMMENT

    why would u be beat up

    I BEG YOOUR PARDON

    no mal u should be princessed instead smh

    Anonymous

    SAY YES

    if she won't consent she won't consent

    Flappy.

    no mal u should be princessed instead smh

    EXACTLY

    PRINCESS AS A VERB IS AWESOME

    Anonymous

    MAL IM GONNA DO THAT

    ok princess

    only wade gets to call me that

    Anonymous

    i already am a princess

    i'm a simile

    nice ok im done w all my work

    Anonymous

    i already am a princess

    princesses dont get beat up

    lmao i haven't even started

    Anonymous

    only wade gets to call me that

    well wade can fuck himself

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    Anonymous

    oh fuck im cooked

    hi cooked I'm cosmo

    Anonymous

    whatd that say

    nothing

    Anonymous

    nothing

    whatd it say

    or ill continue arguing that i should be beat up

    I'll show you if you agree that you don't deserve to be beat up by anyone at all ever under any circumstances

    consensual non-consensual consent

    Anonymous

    ok show me the comment/

    DO YOU AGREE?

    I WAS J JOKING IK I SHOULDNT BE BEAT UP

    SAY "I AGREE THAT I DON'T DESERVE TO BE BEAT UP BY ANYONE AT ALL EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES"

    I AGREE THAT I DONT DESERVE TO BE BEAT UP BY ANYONE AT ALL UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

    IF ITS AN EMOJI AGAIN LIKE LAST TIME IMMA CRY

    lmao that would've been way funnier

    JAKE DOESNT LOVE ME ANYMORE

    he just wants to lose his virginity to a man first. rhino don't worry. he does still love you

    MALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    Comment deleted

    I STILL LOVE HER JUST NOT THE FIRST PART

    ok. I'll restore that comment

    I WONT BE ABLE TO EAT CHIPS EVER AGAIN

    Cosmo idk

    mal shall we ban him?

    nah he can suffer here

    I CANT BELIEVE JAKE WOULD RATHER BE WITH WADE THAN ME

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    Anonymous

    nah he can suffer here

    bdsm fetish huh? you just like watching him suffer?

    Comment deleted

    WHATD THAT SAY

    Comment deleted
    Cosmo idk

    bdsm fetish huh? you just like watching him suffer?

    she said she'd lock me up and put a leash and collar on me

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    Anonymous

    she said she'd lock me up and put a leash and collar on me

    yeah cus you were gonna try to run away smfh

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    WHAT ELSE IS SALTY

    Anonymous

    yeah cus you were gonna try to run away smfh

    cause you were trying to peg me

    THE ONLY SALTY THING I SEE IF YOUR BAD ATTITUDE

    Anonymous

    cause you were trying to peg me

    NO THAT WAS DIFFERENT

    Anonymous

    cause you were trying to peg me

    mal a guy confirmed

    WE WERE TALKING ABT INSECURE MEN

    Cosmo idk

    mal a guy confirmed

    NAH

    WE WERE TALKING ABT INSECURE MEN AND THEN I PRETENDED TO BE INSECURE

    hold on, mal trying to peg an 18yo is sorta illegal

    SO I SAID I WAS GONNA LOCK YO UP CUS YOU TEXTED YOUR SISTER

    Anonymous

    WE WERE TALKING ABT INSECURE MEN AND THEN I PRETENDED TO BE INSECURE

    damn so you are a secure man after all

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    CUS I WAS SAYING I DIDNT WANT YOU TO CHEAT

    THAT WAS TALKING ABOUT WADE

    AND I DIDNT WANT YOU TO CHEAT

    Anonymous

    YEAH

    so you admit to being a man?

    Cosmo idk

    hold on, mal trying to peg an 18yo is sorta illegal

    is it illegal if im the one not consenting

    Cosmo idk

    so you admit to being a man?

    NO I WAS RESPONDING TO JAKE

    Anonymous

    NO I WAS RESPONDING TO JAKE

    sure...

    Anonymous

    IM NOT A MAN

    that's what a man pretending not to be a man would say

    Anonymous

    I HAVE A WOMAN FACE

    that's what lily Tino says

    Anonymous

    AND A WOMAN VOICE

    thats what lily Tino says

    Anonymous

    AND A WOMAN NAME

    that's what Lily Tino says

    Anonymous

    IM A WOMAN

    *IM A MAN

    so you are a man after all

    Jake keeps pulling men huh?

    if you don't respond within the next 3 comments you are a man

    im having an important conversation.