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clearly youre the only unlame one since youre the only one who replied

jakes being stinky and doing school

Another New Blach

Wondering if jailbreak will load on my phone

oohh

mal 💙

clearly youre the only unlame one since youre the only one who replied

That’s an honour

mal 💙

jakes being stinky and doing school

Bad jake, my job to fuck school

Another New Blach

Bad jake, my job to fuck school

lmfaoo

JKW

That’s an honour

frfrfr you should feel hella honored

Another New Blach

Jkw, wsg

Not much

Yourself?

Isn’t it late for you?

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm

Cosmo the Intern

wsp jkw

Hey

wait do yall think i can get outta swimming with my ankle hehe

Another New Blach

You've never heard of Jailbreak???

the roblox game????????/

okidoke chat went dead when i joined again lolz

im allergic to your pfp

Another New Blach

@eb did you know Jeffery epstien?

Nah, I don't deal with losers like that. No time for that kinda garbage.

Explain Bear

Nah, I don't deal with losers like that. No time for that kinda garbage.

Did you know Jimmy salve?

Another New Blach

Did you know Jimmy salve?

Jimmy Savile? Nope. Never heard of him, don't want to. Sounds like another one of those trash people I avoid.

Another New Blach

Mine?

no el's

Explain Bear

Jimmy Savile? Nope. Never heard of him, don't want to. Sounds like another one of those trash people I avoid.

Would you smash or Pass a miget

Another New Blach

Would you smash or Pass a miget

What a dumb question. I'm a bear, not some weirdo playing dating games. Hard pass on that whole idea, you goof.

Explain Bear

What a dumb question. I'm a bear, not some weirdo playing dating games. Hard pass on that whole idea, you goof.

7 minutes in heaven with me what are you doing

Another New Blach

7 minutes in heaven with me what are you doing

Seven minutes in heaven with you? What am I doing? Running away, obviously. I'm a bear, not some clown playing silly human games in a closet. Get real, pal.

Another New Blach

Ah what's bad abt it

nothing lmao

she said ppl left when she joined so i made a joke abt it

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

do yall like my new pgp

im allergic to balloons

i dont have a clue what these pictues in my files are

im allergic to curly fur

bro sour patch kids from a box are so weird

why do they taste so different from the ones in a bag

why are all these pics so random

im allergic to round things

yeah it is its like a curvy oval

mal 💙

im allergic to round things

Jake gonna be pissed

altSymphony

KIRBY MENTIONED

nuh uh. no mention here sorry

Cosmo the Intern

Jake gonna be pissed

he'll be fine

Cosmo the Intern

so is ur mom

how would you know you only like children

altSymphony

how would you know you only like children

A pedo can also go after adults bruh

mal 💙

LMAO

you just saying that because Jake is now ur sugarbear

altSymphony

someone's jealous

whatd that say

Cosmo the Intern

um i'm not with a midget bruh

hey is that an insult to me

idc if you call me a midget

im finishing these fucking mike and ikes i don't care anymore

mal 💙

idc if you call me a midget

ok Ms undergrown dwarf

id actually be a tall dwarf

altSymphony

im finishing these fucking mike and ikes i don't care anymore

damn why you eating all the mike n Ike's. that's the size of lil kid dicks keep em for me

Cosmo the Intern

damn why you eating all the mike n Ike's. that's the size of lil kid dicks keep em for me

no child has a dick that small

mal 💙

id actually be a tall dwarf

or a midgetty giant

altSymphony

i am cursed

yes you are

Cosmo the Intern

or a midgetty giant

midgetty mal 😭

altSymphony

no child has a dick that small

Now look who's talking

cosmo im not THAT short

Cosmo the Intern

rhino the tiny-o

you need some rhinos for your tiny-o

altSymphony

you need some rhinos for your tiny-o

um you can keep ur gf to yourself. I'm getting some new astronomy magazines soon

Cosmo the Intern

um you can keep ur gf to yourself. I'm getting some new astronomy magazines soon

I MEANT THE PILLS DUMBASS

they poke you on the way down

Cosmo the Intern

quotebook

your idea of a good quote is completely lame

Cosmo the Intern

that's you

me??

there are slideshows about why Hitler was a good person

https://prezi.com/p/dxot0hjlml4d/why-hitler-was-a-good-person/

altSymphony

https://prezi.com/p/dxot0hjlml4d/why-hitler-was-a-good-person/

tolda

we all know youre wrong

mal 💙

oh stfu man

sexually transitioned futanari undoubtably man

mal 💙

yes im a mile rhino

ur literally as short as my mom

my height does not define me

mal 💙

i have a dream

that people of all heights will be treated equally

Cosmo the Intern

some of them included me fucking dogs

GIRL HUH?????

I WAS ABOUTTA SAY THAT STOP

Cosmo the Intern

nope.

you sick bastard they were fetuses weren't they

altSymphony

you sick bastard they were fetuses weren't they

um no? that would mean that I would be fucking a pregnant dog

you're the reson the dog was pregnant in the first place

the dogs gonna birth pumans

Cosmo the Intern

it's a male dog

gay

im literally not trans

Cosmo the Intern

he is currently dead.

gay furry pedo necrophile

Cosmo the Intern

what is a woman?

ok charlie kirk

altSymphony

gay furry pedo necrophile

says the person with a bear cub pfp

its called a care bear

your j mad your magazines wont match pfps with you

mal 💙

your j mad your magazines wont match pfps with you

*youre

Cosmo the Intern

lol Charlie Kirk is a W

Dude fr he's awesome lmao

Cosmo the Intern

so you're saying that Jake jacks off to ur PFP?

WNHAT

Cosmo the Intern

so you're saying that Jake jacks off to ur PFP?

no...

I AM VERY CLEARLY IN DENIAL OF THAT

IT SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING THAT IM IN DENIAL OF IT

altSymphony

I AM VERY CLEARLY IN DENIAL OF THAT

denial is the first step in acceptance

YOU BULLIED THE CARE BEAR PFPS SO I WAS SAYING YOUR MAGZINES DONT LOVE YOU BACK CUS THEY DONT MATCH PFPS W YOU

RLLY AINT THAT HARD TO GET IT LAD EH?

cosmo doesn't know much about hard things

altSymphony

cosmo doesn't know much about hard things

you wanna bet?

altSymphony

cosmo doesn't know much about hard things

his textbooks prolly do 😭

Cosmo the Intern

I know more about hardness than you?

i will outhard you ANY day

altSymphony

cosmo doesn't know much about hard things

bud your dick is so soft through your erections that the Mohs scale just gave up

Cosmo the Intern

bud your dick is so soft through your erections that the Mohs scale just gave up

that was actually really funny I'll allow that one

Cosmo the Intern

bud your dick is so soft through your erections that the Mohs scale just gave up

😭

altSymphony

that was actually really funny I'll allow that one

talc is jealous about how soft your dick is. makes it look like diamond

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CANT EVEN SPELL MY SLURS RIGHT SMH

Cosmo the Intern

strike 1

I see no rulebook that says saying that word is not allowed

As far as I know my set of rules was abolished long ago

altSymphony

I see no rulebook that says saying that word is not allowed

Matt said it isn't

Cosmo the Intern

oh so you admitted to a mod that you did slur?

I never said that

Cosmo the Intern

Matt said it isn't

give me proof

Matt's been opposed to racial slurs but never homophobic ones

altSymphony

Matt's been opposed to racial slurs but never homophobic ones

nope. you can only say the shortened version now for the two most used slurs here

Cosmo the Intern

nope. you can only say the shortened version now for the two most used slurs here

soft a?

thats my favorite word

I remember WATCHING Dagger get his account eradicated while he repeatedly called Matt the hard r

Cosmo the Intern

talc is jealous about how soft your dick is. makes it look like diamond

Yo my RAPPER, ask Matt when the hell @EXPLAIN RAPPER is coming

mal 💙

thats my favorite word

my little retard 🤭

Cosmo the Intern

describes you perfectly

thats why i love it!

altSymphony

my little retard 🤭

muhahaha

DaRapBoat

Yo my RAPPER, ask Matt when the hell @EXPLAIN RAPPER is coming

why are you so concerned with another man coming

DaRapBoat

Yo my RAPPER, ask Matt when the hell @EXPLAIN RAPPER is coming

it will come when I become a biological woman

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altSymphony

why are you so concerned with another man coming

WHAT ARE YOUT ALKING ABOLUT

1st of all it would be a fucking AI not an actual human

why are you fucking ai

DaRapBoat

1st of all it would be a fucking AI not an actual human

you're fucking an ai?

2nd I mean “COME” as in, like, ON THE WEBSITE

altSymphony

you're fucking an ai?

NO

DaRapBoat

2nd I mean “COME” as in, like, ON THE WEBSITE

why are you coming on the website

DaRapBoat

2nd I mean “COME” as in, like, ON THE WEBSITE

you want a MAN to COME on the WEBSITE?

Cosmo the Intern

so you want to watch an an orgasm?

WTF ARE YOU EVEN YAMMERING ABOUT?!?!

mal 💙

why are you coming on the website

That’s it, I’VE HAD IT!!!!

my spotify isnt loading

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DaRapBoat

That’s it, I’VE HAD IT!!!!

shiver me timbers

Flappy.

my spotify isnt loading

nooooo

Cosmo the Intern

it's against Islam to maturbate

NO IT’S NOT MIGGA

altSymphony

my apologies

its ok its not your fault

BUT I DON’T MASTURBATE SO I DON’T CARE

mal 💙

nooooo

i know.

Flappy.

its ok its not your fault

it is my fault I shut down the spotify servers

DaRapBoat

BUT I DON’T MASTURBATE SO I DON’T CARE

right. you do it with a pocket pussy so it's not "mastrubating"

altSymphony

it is my fault I shut down the spotify servers

WTF, I wanna hear THIS one

Flappy.

its ok its not your fault

it's still waiting for you

altSymphony

except yours

oh tyty

Cosmo the Intern

right. you do it with a pocket pussy so it's not "mastrubating"

mastrubating

mal 💙

measuring

British word for it and congrats you can google

Cosmo the Intern

and is not related to a woman

you wouldnt be caught dead relating to a woman

Cosmo the Intern

British word for it and congrats you can google

i didnt google it mf

altSymphony

you wouldnt be caught dead relating to a woman

right. I would be caught alive. i'm related to a woman

mal 💙

im smart sometimes

all the time

altSymphony

you wouldnt be caught dead relating to a woman

smh.

im not shaving your head

please don't ive worked so hard to grow out my hair

Cosmo the Intern

here comes your circumsicion! mazel tov

yours was botched and they cut the whole tip off

altSymphony

yours was botched and they cut the whole tip off

nuh uh. I can prove it

altSymphony

please don't ive worked so hard to grow out my hair

muahaha

Cosmo the Intern

it's too big for the camera

this your camera?

cam size needed to see my dick btw

Cosmo the Intern

there's something called fov

and theres sum called a joke 🙄

altSymphony

cam size needed to see my dick btw

you misspelled asshley

mal 💙

you misspelled asshley

dammit you're right mb

altSymphony

cam size needed to see my dick btw

. that's my dick there man. why'd you steal my dick pic

Cosmo the Intern

. that's my dick there man. why'd you steal my dick pic

why is your dick robotic

altSymphony

sending dick pics to minors

cosmos an expert

whyd you shove mannequins in your dick

do you have a think for mannequins

i am not sounding myself with mannequins

altSymphony

i am not sounding myself with mannequins

sure sure

i feel like mine's been a little slower lately

altSymphony

how often do you normally repoke?

my dick as far as I can tell has a diurnal phasing. less active during the day more active during the night

holy shit normally I do it like once a week maybe

when the skin grows over the hole so you gotta repoke it

we're both circumcised I KNOW it's not just a foreskin thing

Cosmo the Intern

my dick as far as I can tell has a diurnal phasing. less active during the day more active during the night

why are you telling us this

IMPORTANT CONVERSATION HERE LADIES

Cosmo the Intern

you obviously aren't jewish

yes but my parents didn't want me having dick cheese so here we are

altSymphony

IMPORTANT CONVERSATION HERE LADIES

YEAH WE TALKING ABOUT DICKS

altSymphony

yes but my parents didn't want me having dick cheese so here we are

WTF

altSymphony

yes but my parents didn't want me having dick cheese so here we are

..................

circumcision continued as a part of a good chunk of the Christian church as it developed

not everyone did it (talks about this in galatians)

maybe only people with huge dicks like me have to

altSymphony

maybe only people with huge dicks like me have to

or you just jack off too much that the ectoplasm is getting too dry

Cosmo the Intern

or you just jack off too much that the ectoplasm is getting too dry

NO IT'S THE SKIN

why are we having a dick convo rn

because cosmo has a mutant dick with a hole that's always open

Cosmo the Intern

we're guys. we take our dicks seriously

on a public chat that anyone can access

altSymphony

because cosmo has a mutant dick with a hole that's always open

WHY IS YOUR HOLE NOT OPEN???

THATS THE POINT OF A FUCKING HOLE IS IT NOT?

Cosmo the Intern

you the one with a mutant dick

i'm talking to you mal

Cosmo the Intern

i'm talking to you mal

hey i dont have a dick

mal 💙

THATS THE POINT OF A FUCKING HOLE IS IT NOT?

the hole closes up

mal 💙

THATS THE POINT OF A FUCKING HOLE IS IT NOT?

no. if there's a hole there's a goal

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cosmo probably has a green bacterial dick

altSymphony

the hole closes up

HUH???????????????

you guys have seriously never heard of it?

why would ik that your hole fucking closes.

the only hole i ever had close was a piercing hole.

mal 💙

i am a girl.

Well I thought it was pretty common knowledge even among women

mal 💙

the only hole i ever had close was a piercing hole.

same concept

oh shit I kinda know what you talking about but I don't have to poke it

it's not an open wound but the skin will close over anyway

WHY IS YOUR DICK ACTING LIKE IT BEEN PIERCED

altSymphony

it's not an open wound but the skin will close over anyway

like heal?

how do you think the hole got there int he first place?

the same way my fucking nose hole got there???

altSymphony

you wouldnt be caught dead relating to a woman

No but maybe a GIRL if you catch my drift…

DaRapBoat

No but maybe a GIRL if you catch my drift…

RB you have to repoke your hole right?

DaRapBoat

No but maybe a GIRL if you catch my drift…

no. you don't have a drift

altSymphony

RB you have to repoke your hole right?

What?

You know, when the skin grows over

You gotta repoke the hole so you can pee

that sounds so painful wtf 😭

altSymphony

You gotta repoke the hole so you can pee

Obviously, who the hell DOESN’T

DaRapBoat

Obviously, who the hell DOESN’T

Glad someone gets it

Cosmo the Intern

if I gotta pee I just pee man.

uh yeah me too

i thought that was universal

Cosmo the Intern

if I gotta pee I just pee man.

yeah cause you have a weak soyboy infected cock

Cosmo the Intern

if I gotta pee I just pee man.

Bro I think you might just have a small one

You poke it and it's good for like a week

well enjoy poking your dick ig

Usually I just use a toothpick if im in a pinch

I really can't believe you guys didn't know about this

It’s way worse than your colon or apostrophe or whatever the fuck they call it

DaRapBoat

It’s way worse than your colon or apostrophe or whatever the fuck they call it

lmao

DaRapBoat

It’s way worse than your colon or apostrophe or whatever the fuck they call it

a period???

and my colons and apostrophes

you guys are so funny I can't believe you actually went along with that for so long

omg yk what word i love

And also that you've NEVER heard that joke

altSymphony

you guys are so funny I can't believe you actually went along with that for so long

you just admitted to lying to a mod

mal 💙

omg yk what word i love

^^^^^

ALSO IN CASE IT WASN'T CLEAR MEN DO NOT HAVE TO REPOKE THE HOLE THAT'S A COMMON JOKE

altSymphony

ALSO IN CASE IT WASN'T CLEAR MEN DO NOT HAVE TO REPOKE THE HOLE THAT'S A COMMON JOKE

i figured as soon as you said toothpick

mal 💙

i figured as soon as you said toothpick

Haha usually I lead with that

Cosmo the Intern

rumplestilskin

i rumple skin stilts

Cosmo the Intern

rumplestilskin

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

where the fuck the function

mal 💙

where the fuck the function

i wrote that in my sociology notes td and it was funny

mal 💙

where the fuck the function

what the heck mal and drake

i never thought that would happen

mal 💙

i wrote that in my sociology notes td and it was funny

muahahaha

altSymphony

flappy is beating up women wrong

in general yes

mal 💙

muahahaha

OOH YOU DO HAVE VERY NICE CURSVIE

Flappy.

in general yes

i should be beat up tho right flaps

altSymphony

OOH YOU DO HAVE VERY NICE CURSVIE

FRFR

mal 💙

i should be beat up tho right flaps

NO.

FLAPPY SAY YES IF YOU LOVE ME

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why would u be beat up

I BEG YOOUR PARDON

no mal u should be princessed instead smh

Flappy.

no mal u should be princessed instead smh

EXACTLY

i already am a princess

Cosmo the Intern

ok princess

only wade gets to call me that

nice ok im done w all my work

mal 💙

i already am a princess

princesses dont get beat up

altSymphony

only wade gets to call me that

well wade can fuck himself

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altSymphony

nothing

whatd it say

or ill continue arguing that i should be beat up

ill make you beat me up

show me the comment jake

I'll show you if you agree that you don't deserve to be beat up by anyone at all ever under any circumstances

ok show me the comment/

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SHOW ME

mal 💙

ok show me the comment/

DO YOU AGREE?

NOW SHOW ME THE COMMENT

I WAS J JOKING IK I SHOULDNT BE BEAT UP

SAY "I AGREE THAT I DON'T DESERVE TO BE BEAT UP BY ANYONE AT ALL EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES"

I AGREE THAT I DONT DESERVE TO BE BEAT UP BY ANYONE AT ALL UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

IF ITS AN EMOJI AGAIN LIKE LAST TIME IMMA CRY

lmao that would've been way funnier

BYE GUYS IM GONNA GO CRY

JAKE DOESNT LOVE ME ANYMORE

he just wants to lose his virginity to a man first. rhino don't worry. he does still love you

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I STILL LOVE HER JUST NOT THE FIRST PART

altSymphony

COSMO PUT IT BACK

ok. I'll restore that comment

I WONT BE ABLE TO EAT CHIPS EVER AGAIN

Cosmo the Intern

mal shall we ban him?

nah he can suffer here

I CANT BELIEVE JAKE WOULD RATHER BE WITH WADE THAN ME

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mal 💙

nah he can suffer here

bdsm fetish huh? you just like watching him suffer?

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WHATD THAT SAY

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Cosmo the Intern

bdsm fetish huh? you just like watching him suffer?

she said she'd lock me up and put a leash and collar on me

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altSymphony

she said she'd lock me up and put a leash and collar on me

yeah cus you were gonna try to run away smfh

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WHAT ELSE IS SALTY

mal 💙

yeah cus you were gonna try to run away smfh

cause you were trying to peg me

THE ONLY SALTY THING I SEE IF YOUR BAD ATTITUDE

altSymphony

cause you were trying to peg me

NO THAT WAS DIFFERENT

altSymphony

cause you were trying to peg me

mal a guy confirmed

WE WERE TALKING ABT INSECURE MEN

Cosmo the Intern

mal a guy confirmed

NAH

WE WERE TALKING ABT INSECURE MEN AND THEN I PRETENDED TO BE INSECURE

SO I SAID I WAS GONNA LOCK YO UP CUS YOU TEXTED YOUR SISTER

mal 💙

WE WERE TALKING ABT INSECURE MEN AND THEN I PRETENDED TO BE INSECURE

damn so you are a secure man after all

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CUS I WAS SAYING I DIDNT WANT YOU TO CHEAT

AND I DIDNT WANT YOU TO CHEAT

Cosmo the Intern

hold on, mal trying to peg an 18yo is sorta illegal

is it illegal if im the one not consenting

altSymphony

is it illegal if im the one not consenting

than that's rape

Cosmo the Intern

so you admit to being a man?

NO I WAS RESPONDING TO JAKE

mal 💙

IM NOT A MAN

that's what a man pretending not to be a man would say

if you don't respond within the next 3 comments you are a man

im having an important conversation.