Who's on?

5 people

crazy

clearly youre the only unlame one since youre the only one who replied

Wsg

hey mookie

Wsg

Hru

tired hbu

Same

But I don't wanna gtb

Bored as hell

real

Wyd

being bored

you>

?

Nothing

real

Wondering if jailbreak will load on my phone

jakes being stinky and doing school

oohh

That’s an honour

Bad jake, my job to fuck school

Jkw, wsg

helloooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wsg

lmfaoo

frfrfr you should feel hella honored

Not much

Yourself?

Y

U okay

Not bad tired af

Isn’t it late for you?

Only 10 35 pm

Not that late

I can't wined down anyway

Just hyper af

Hmm

hmm

Hmm

hmm

Hmm

hmm

Hmm

wsp jkw

Bro

bro

Y is jail break so shit all of a sudden

idk man

It used to be so good

Hey

mhm mhm fr

And original

(idk what that is)

yeah agreed

frfr

COS

Roblox game

You've never heard of Jailbreak???

ohhh okokok

Ceazy

no

Damm

wait do yall think i can get outta swimming with my ankle hehe

Gg I think

the roblox game????????/

or the fortnite game?????

or wtv

okidoke chat went dead when i joined again lolz

im allergic to your pfp

Who

Mine?

Real

@eb did you know Jeffery epstien?

Nah, I don't deal with losers like that. No time for that kinda garbage.

Did you know Jimmy salve?

Jimmy Savile? Nope. Never heard of him, don't want to. Sounds like another one of those trash people I avoid.

no el's

why lol

Ah what's bad abt it

i need to change it

Would you smash or Pass a miget

but i lit have no pics on my laptop

What a dumb question. I'm a bear, not some weirdo playing dating games. Hard pass on that whole idea, you goof.

lemme look for a better one

7 minutes in heaven with me what are you doing

Seven minutes in heaven with you? What am I doing? Running away, obviously. I'm a bear, not some clown playing silly human games in a closet. Get real, pal.

help idk what this one is

its a brain...

oh-

do yall like my new pgp

pfp*

nothing lmao

she said ppl left when she joined so i made a joke abt it

im allergic to balloons

my new ones much better hehe

okok lemme get anohter haha

i dont have a clue what these pictues in my files are

files*

im allergic to beluga

okidoke

im allergic to men

HOW FAST

lol

im allergic to curly fur

not you rejecting my dog :(

okidoke

im allergic to wood

BHAHA

okayy

bro sour patch kids from a box are so weird

why do they taste so different from the ones in a bag

im allergic to asia

LOL

im dying

lmao

why are all these pics so random

im allergic to men

still

LOL

ik

lemme look again

im allergic to round things

(that ones acc cute)

it isnt round 😭

ikr lolz

yeah it is its like a curvy oval

lolz lemme look for a better one lol brb

...

muahahaha

that's very

um

wtf

anyways...

muahahahahhhahaha

Jake gonna be pissed

KIRBY MENTIONED

nuh uh. no mention here sorry

he'll be fine

EL EL EL

KEEP THE KIRBY PFP

KIRBY IS TIGHT

so is ur mom

how would you know you only like children

LMAO

A pedo can also go after adults bruh

jesus

that's what she moaned

"Jesus Cosmo Jesus"

😭

😭

you just saying that because Jake is now ur sugarbear

someone's jealous

um i'm not with a midget bruh

whatd that say

hey is that an insult to me

"jealous huh"

No it didn't

i'm jk bruh

me too bro

close enough

idc if you call me a midget

not at all...

objectively inaccurate

😢

hey

oh ok

lmao

im finishing these fucking mike and ikes i don't care anymore

i am cursed

ok Ms undergrown dwarf

LMAO

id actually be a tall dwarf

damn why you eating all the mike n Ike's. that's the size of lil kid dicks keep em for me

no child has a dick that small

or a midgetty giant

yes you are

theyre gone btw i ate them all

midgetty mal 😭

Now look who's talking

cosmo im not THAT short

....

rhino the tiny-o

sure...

.......

im only like

medium short

3'0

.....

thats false.

im 5'2

-2'

smh.

NO

you need some rhinos for your tiny-o

uh i dont consent

um you can keep ur gf to yourself. I'm getting some new astronomy magazines soon

I MEANT THE PILLS DUMBASS

huh?

they poke you on the way down

...

muahahhaha

quotebook

im so funny

your idea of a good quote is completely lame

rhino pills

viagra

dick hard tablets

etc.

they go down so it can go up

at least I don't need them

all I gotta do is [redacted]

look at kids

^^^

no

yeah

that's you

there's a slideshow about that

me??

there are slideshows about why Hitler was a good person

so like

i bet blach made them

https://prezi.com/p/dxot0hjlml4d/why-hitler-was-a-good-person/

we all know ur trans

oh stfu man

tolda

we all know youre wrong

ok man

im not a man you pedo

right. ur a mile rhino

*male

sexually transitioned futanari undoubtably man

yes im a mile rhino

ur literally as short as my mom

so????

midget rhino

my height does not define me

i have a dream

ok sir

that people of all heights will be treated equally

I've had dreams too

some of them included me fucking dogs

says a lot about you

bub

I believe there's a rope waiting for you

GIRL HUH?????

I'm not joking man

I bet they were puppies

pedo

pedo furry

I WAS ABOUTTA SAY THAT STOP

nope.

you sick bastard they were fetuses weren't they

um no? that would mean that I would be fucking a pregnant dog

oh dear

oh DEAR

you're the reson the dog was pregnant in the first place

and my dream did not include that

you disgust me

it's a male dog

the dogs gonna birth pumans

he is currently dead.

rip Udi 2012-2024

gay

ok tranny

im literally not trans

sure...

im a woman

what is a woman?

me

gay furry pedo necrophile

ok charlie kirk

says the person with a bear cub pfp

its called a care bear

lol Charlie Kirk is a W

your j mad your magazines wont match pfps with you

ok Ms furry

*youre

huh?

so you're saying that Jake jacks off to ur PFP?

Dude fr he's awesome lmao

WNHAT

no...

tf

he hasn't denied it yet

I AM VERY CLEARLY IN DENIAL OF THAT

Jake got a pfp kink go crazy

IT SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING THAT IM IN DENIAL OF IT

denial is the first step in acceptance

YOU BULLIED THE CARE BEAR PFPS SO I WAS SAYING YOUR MAGZINES DONT LOVE YOU BACK CUS THEY DONT MATCH PFPS W YOU

RLLY AINT THAT HARD TO GET IT LAD EH?

cosmo doesn't know much about hard things

you wanna bet?

I know more about hardness than you?

his textbooks prolly do 😭

not rlly

i will outhard you ANY day

bud your dick is so soft through your erections that the Mohs scale just gave up

that was actually really funny I'll allow that one

😭

talc is jealous about how soft your dick is. makes it look like diamond

(talc

)

(nice one)

lmao

strike 1

CANT EVEN SPELL MY SLURS RIGHT SMH

I see no rulebook that says saying that word is not allowed

oh so you admitted to a mod that you did slur?

As far as I know my set of rules was abolished long ago

Matt said it isn't

I never said that

give me proof

Matt's been opposed to racial slurs but never homophobic ones

lol I don't really care that you said it

nope. you can only say the shortened version now for the two most used slurs here

Yeah i didn't mean it either lol

soft a?

ye

lmao

however 'retard is allowed'

thats my favorite word

*'retard' is allowed

I remember WATCHING Dagger get his account eradicated while he repeatedly called Matt the hard r

describes you perfectly

Yo my RAPPER, ask Matt when the hell @EXPLAIN RAPPER is coming

my little retard 🤭

thats why i love it!

muhahaha

why are you so concerned with another man coming

you like it when men come?

it will come when I become a biological woman

WHAT ARE YOUT ALKING ABOLUT

lmao

1st of all it would be a fucking AI not an actual human

why are you fucking ai

you're fucking an ai?

2nd I mean “COME” as in, like, ON THE WEBSITE

NO

so you want to watch an an orgasm?

why are you coming on the website

you want a MAN to COME on the WEBSITE?

WTF ARE YOU EVEN YAMMERING ABOUT?!?!

lol

That’s it, I’VE HAD IT!!!!

my spotify isnt loading

im so upset

it's against Islam to maturbate

That's the worst flappy

shiver me timbers

my apologies

nooooo

NO IT’S NOT MIGGA

yeah it is

its ok its not your fault

BUT I DON’T MASTURBATE SO I DON’T CARE

i know.

lol bro got so defensive

it is my fault I shut down the spotify servers

but mines working

except yours

right. you do it with a pocket pussy so it's not "mastrubating"

WTF, I wanna hear THIS one

it's still waiting for you

it's watching

oh tyty

mastrubating

shut

ofc ofc

you know what mensuration is?

and it is not what you think at all

oh dear

measuring

and is not related to a woman

British word for it and congrats you can google

you wouldnt be caught dead relating to a woman

i didnt google it mf

im smart sometimes

right. I would be caught alive. i'm related to a woman

all the time

my mom

smh.

shave my head

no

im not shaving your head

with a chainsaw? sure!

why would i do that

here comes your circumsicion! mazel tov

please don't ive worked so hard to grow out my hair

I'm talking about ur other head

yours was botched and they cut the whole tip off

nuh uh. I can prove it

muahaha

cosmo meat reveal

you wanna see my meat?

no

no

i dont consent

me neither

thank god

it's too big for the camera

not like we'd be able to anyway

dammit

lol exactly

anyways

anygays

this your camera?

there's something called fov

cam size needed to see my dick btw

sorry cosmo

and theres sum called a joke 🙄

you misspelled asshley

dammit you're right mb

. that's my dick there man. why'd you steal my dick pic

finger must've slipped

smhsmh

why is your dick robotic

sending a dick pic in 3

2

1

MY EYES

that's crazy

OMFG MY EYES

sending dick pics to minors

OW OW MY EYES

real

NO NOT MORE

remember my first dick pic?

cosmos an expert

pic of the dick inside

its so

dry

...................................

.

.

.

jake

.

whyd you shove mannequins in your dick

.

do you have a think for mannequins

it's not my dick

thing*

sure

it's just a dick pic

sure it isn

sure

i am not sounding myself with mannequins

hey speaking of sounding

cosmo

sure sure

how often do you normally repoke?

i feel like mine's been a little slower lately

my dick as far as I can tell has a diurnal phasing. less active during the day more active during the night

you repoke every day?

holy shit normally I do it like once a week maybe

once a week?

it's been every other week lately

bruh I have erections like 20 times a week

im a bit worried

no not erections dumbass