Who's On?

me

Not me fr

Hi Amy

hi

Not me

Hi wade

Wassup

Responded to u on uwu crew

oOoOoO

I saw.

Amy why

She needs ships to survive

And she’s shipped…us?

yes

you both are cynical and oddly motivated

Any two people who interact with each other nicely are to be shipped..it’s a curse

Oddly motivated? What’s that supposed to mean?

Dude I just wanted to be friends…and Amy wade doesn’t even like online relationships and wade could pull anyone so he wouldn’t pick me. Check your facts

hmmmooook

Just sayin

yes it is

Good news is I have like zero desire to fuck Wade

wha

Don’t….don’t ask toast

🤯

I dunno bro

huh

Also because like…how tf do you fuck through a screen

It could be done

I don’t know Wade I’m making shit up

IVE SEEN PEOPLE

ON LIKE MINECRAFT

WAIT

im not gonna say anything

but

.

But I mean..this is chat

OK THE POINT IS WADE AND I DONT AND WONT FUCK EACHOTHER

youd be surprised

why not?

No such thing as having female friends nowadays…

Because Wade has made it clear to me that’s not what he wants and I’m respecting that

SO IF HE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING

I remember the days when this site didn’t have like 4 online relationships going in at the same time..

Why can’t we jusb

Just be friends

ok

isit four or three

hm

toast

you there?

4 i think

sounds so passive aggressive

ye

whos the fourth again

doing a thing in health

damn

uh chex and zion

and jake and donut

what the fuck does a cerebral cortex do?

and chxl and fleperd

wait is donut on wje?

oh we did that

different donut

oh

yeha

and me and toast i think

i think

you should tell donut from bp to join wje

*sighhhhhhhhhhh*

why do you like herrrrr

ok

Nah 2 donuts is too confusing

no, but shes annoying

theyre irl though right

ye

idk she’s kinda nice

Yea so they’re relationship ACTUALLY WORKS

wait how old is she

jeez

chill

I dunno..

lighten up my dude, most relationships from high/middle school dont work out regardless so like

Sorry Wade. I didn’t mean to create this

Not your fault

toast the cerebral cortex is responsible for stuff like memory and attention

Just some hopelessly romantic bastards that can’t get anything irl so they come on here to find love, like those kids that use the COD chat to get girlfriends

I’m always on uwu if you don’t want the stupidity

no bitches?

ok we know you’re sad and lonely but i think you needa chill

are u alright?

I get whatever I want

Says someone in an online relationship that will never work

I say whateever I want

Wade is spitting facts tho

mOneY fOr fUn

I'm counting that money for fun

Same

See?

Alr

are you literally not in a online relationship 💀

Same here pal :)

Shush that’s differenr

online relationships never work

???

explain how

but they’re fun

and toast is cool

Because it’s realistic

sure buddy, whatever you say

Quit being salty bc you couldn’t pull me

thanksamy

amy

ofc

i’m not salty, but like you’re literally in an online relationship, so like be fr

everyone here knows they don’t work out

but they’re fun

I’m being fr

It’s different because it’s much more realistic

sure

if I didnt know better, I'd say youre reflecting

More of a short-long-distance-thingy than online relationship

considering you play cod

oh shit

an ambulance just blew my ears out

I'll help😏

What’s with these homies dissin my wade

oooook

Why do they gotta front?

What did he ever do to you guys

Thanks bro

That made you so violennttt

WOO HOO

BUT YOU KNOW IM YORURS

WOO HOO

AND I KNOW YOURE MINE

WOO HOO

too long of a list

AND THATS FOR ALL OF TIME

whateve

r

OO WEE OO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY

OH OH AND YOURE MARY TYLER MORE

it’s my birthday and i don’t wanna argue

bye.

*MOORE

I DONT CARE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YS ANYWAY

I don’t use the chat

I DONT CARE BOUT THAT

Happy Birthday amy

I forgor to say it again

COD chat isn’t fuckin tinder, neither is this site

Facts

you don’t need to, but thanks

you legit met her on here, quit yapping

Nope

It’s not real

You’re entirely wrong

They’re not meeting up in real life

FACTS

I met her on uwu >:D

There’s no happy ever after

i know, but it’s fun, so maybe you should pull that stick out of your ass

Amy maybe you should chill the fuck out

No because I live in REALITY

Because this has nothing to do with you

what no way 🤯🤯

No wonder you constantly whine about how lonley you are, because you have nobody in real life, and come in here to find someone

This isn’t FUCKIN TINDER

True

You have a good point Wade

Exactly

Friend stole ipad

d

oh wait really?

shit

ok, can you actually just leave me alone?

i dont think so cause the rising at the top of c

what

i think its a personally

oh wait your right flaps

it’s a

my asian powers hath failed me

sad times

ye

snjakshafmkah

You wanna fight me, I’ll fight back, don’t dish out what you can’t take

anyway

hows ur day so far

shitty birthday ngl

ay wade its not that deep my guy calm down

take a step back

Respect

awh :(

ye

👍

i thought

it’d be different this year

but

That’s what I live by

Like Bored Panda all over again..

Guys I think I chipped my tooth

On a FUCKING DORITO

skill issu

e

Fuck you

what?

why are you guys taking things so seriously

You heard me

>:(

uh huh

well anyway

Lol

goodbye

Bastards

what the fuck is your problem

Amy relax

Ok what’s happening I was gone for like two seconds

me

on

line

Sup Z

sup jake

wsg zion

hiii flappy

hows your day been so far

Expressing my anger indirectly through the use of a offensive but not super offensive word

what about him? no one’s telling him to relax. ffs.

Yeah but he’s justified

You started this don’t act innocent

its good good jus tryin to understan wats goin on rn :sob:

?

I wouldn’t worry about it..

Oh alright have fun

me too tbh

it’s not that deep.

think everyones gettn a bit worked up over things

its not that serious i dont think but oh well

Yea enjoy army school will be good, im going to usafa, jus try to make fun where you can

Respect

Not confirmed yet, but will do

That’s gonna come in handy

shut

Mwahahaha

i don’t even know what that said

MWAHAHAHAHA

ok

I’m just messin

sure

But you do need to chill out

ohhh

whatever

i don’t give a fuck anyway

Bitch

When do you ever?

You started this you illiterate asshole

what’s that supposed to mean?

what do you think it means?

i don’t know, that’s why i’m asking you

True, play the “I don’t give a fuck” card and it solves everything..makes you innocent and untouchable

yay internet drama

c

You’ll get used to it..

Smooth brain….

Damn who only strokes 28 times in a minute

Gotta beat that shit hard and fast

I’m dirty minded.

that’s a good pace.

the split is what matters

if you get enough pressure behind your strokes, it doesn’t matter what your rate is

That’s deep

The twist & descend is a great strategy

the stronger you push

the faster you’ll go

no matter what your rate is

and if your rate is too high

you’ll lose energy quicker

where is toast

what?

i don’t know he left

whaa your 13??

Offline

14

i c that

yo bio says 13 mbmb

its her bday today she prolly forgot to update it lol

it’s my birthday.

unfortunately

awww happy bday

(:

thanks.

how much do you think

a hit man costs

it probably depends on the skill level right

I may or may not know

the amount of bullets

sincee i may or may not know one

family wise

Few thousand bucks at least

WHAT wait thats crazy

mhm

cant say much

but its per bullet for who im talkin abt

I have family in the mafia and cartel

shhh jake

Probably could hit them up and find out

ok

birthday discount?

cause i’ll do it today

jake should not be talkin abt this in wje

:sob:

Mwahahaha

It’s okay I don’t know them too well

Or at all

yea but yk every website has information stored

and goverment can access that

True

which is why you use direct private conecting

If that’s true imma be on so many lists with the shit I’ve said on here lmao

yea since this a public website the goverment does not have to have a warrent to access your information

loophole: i’ll kms before they have a chance to see it

W strat

yo

loophole dont do that

still doing it

all i can say is life is worth more then what you take it to be

nota good idea

agreein wit flappy on this

is it cause of somth in particular or js in general

Jake what’d I miss

in general

Jake u one of the nine people online?

Sierra? Wilkin?

*a

probably

Yes

I always am

ok

i’m going

to chill out

i formally apologize wade

Based Amy

Sorry for being a dick too

s’ok

Hey wade

just having kind of a shitty day

yk?

I feel ya

Yo

Sorry class stuff. How’s it going?

Mediocre

U?

damn bro did not even care

Tired

Yea I feel ya

You’re forgiven

Like I’m trying to decide if just sleeping in class is worth it…I’m thinking yes

I’d do the work first so at least u get that over with then sleep

Yeah

I sleep too much in class lmao

Lmao I go on this site in class

I’m gonna do that less tho

Good idea. You gotta take care of you first. You’re most important

Ay Jake I might gotta tell u some shit later, idk for sure but possibly.

Facts

I’ll gladly listen man, I’m always here for you

Thanks bro appreciate it

👍

Same bro. I’m here whenever

Likewise guys

me too

Yeah man, you’ve done so much for me

What are friends for?

Haha yeah, I suppose that’s right

You’re a real one dude, happy to have you 😁

I don’t get why everybody hates you Wade you seem legit amazing

sorry wrong pic

nobody hates him? 💀💀💀

That’s not what I’ve seen

ok bud

Amy ctfd

i legit just said ok, are you good?

Forget it

Wade are you still here?

nobody hates him, i mean me and him personally ik we argue a bit but like i still love him as a friend yk

Bals