Where Y'all At?

Wsg

TOBY

YO

U GOOD?

BITCHES CAME ON SAID U DIED ONG?

bruh

U GOOD BRO?

nah

That did happen

U GOOD DAWG?

wasnt askin u cause last time i asked U GOT MAD DAWG THIS IS TOBYS TIME TO SHINE RN

sup

WHO DA FUCK

who is uuuuu?

who is u hoe?

i literally never got mad 💀

damn that’s crazy

We’re gonna be friends

yeah REALLLLL good friends

wsg

not much hbu

Uh yeah I was in the hospital but can we please forget it I’m totally good…obviously

dawg

damn

fr

U LITTERALLY SURVIVED SUICIDE

Why the name?

U IS NOT GOOD

IDFK IF U JUMPED OF A BUILDING OR WHAT

cuz

NO SHIT 😱😱😱😱

BUT SMTH GOTTA HURT

stfu u fucking whore

THATS CRAZYY NO WAY 🤯🤯🤯

I tried to take a bunch of pills…didn’t work

oof

Alr uh did I do something?

pills dont do shit dawg

can confirm

Learned that…the hard way

like tht shit make it worse

nah

YEA WE CAN TELL

sometimes they help

😱😱😱

sometimes but my dad be taking pills cause he got this shit called like

az burgers IT SOUNDS LIKE THT

IDFK HOW TO SPELL IT

asperger’s?

yes

TY

sorry for your dad

:(

and he takes pills for it or wtv

but tht shit ong makes him angry and shit

i’m sorry

i was kind of a bitch to you

Yeah

NO SHIT MAN I WAS TRYNA SEE WHAT I DID ONG

lmao

but yea apprently its similar to autism or some shit

ALL I HAVE IS DSYLEXIA

THTS IT

Dagger…are you ok?

THT WAS DAGGER?

I mean you

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent till proven guilty, and y'all forgot that part. I ain't been charged with no crime, ain't got no legal battle on my hands, so why y'all jumpin' to conclusions?

Listen up, playa, I've always been real with my fans. I ain't perfect, nobody is. But I ain't gonna pretend like I'm someone I'm not. I never claimed to be some saint, but that don't mean I'm out here doin' dirt either. I'm just livin' my life and grindin' in this rap game.

Now, I know there's been some questionable stuff that's come up, but let's be real here. We all make mistakes, and sometimes we find ourselves in situations that ain't the best look. But learnin' and growin' from those moments is what separates the men from the boys.

See, I rep the streets, and in these streets, we play by different rules. We hustle, we grind, and sometimes lines get blurred. But that don't make me a bad guy, it just means I'm out here survivin'. I ain't hurtin' nobody in the process, no innocent lives affected. So how can you say I did somethin' wrong?

And for those who question my authenticity, lemme break it down for ya. I may have a persona, a stage presence, but the heart and soul I pour into my music is as real as it gets. I'm speakin' from my experiences, my struggles, and my triumphs. Ain't nothin' fake about that.

So, haters can keep talkin', but I'ma keep doin' my thing. I never claimed to be perfect, I never claimed to be a role model. But if my music resonates with my fans, if they find strength in my words, then that's all that matters to me.

Now, it's time to drop the mic and leave all this drama behind. EDP445, still standin' tall, holdin' my crown. Stay true to yourself, keep hustlin', and remember, nobody can judge you 'til they've walked in your shoes. Peace out, y'all, and stay blessed.

stfu ANYWAYS

yeah im good why?

I took so long to type that out fr

Just uh checking

i just said all i have is dyslexia nothing big just means i have learnng disorder

Can you like…why?

read it and you see

Yeah I know I’m just checking shit with your dad seems tough

NAH HES NICE

JUST NOT ALWAYS

Ok but the name? What’d I do

idk

my dads a cool dad he just struggles a bit

he tryna smash fr

"FUCK TOBY" ykyk

fr

Bro is that it you js wanna fuck me

idk

read, my wall of text.

I’m not wasting my time on that…you could yk leave

i ate something that was expired for 4 years

i feel...

amazing!

Bro seriously where do you live…what state

I live in big swamp in Louisiana

SWEEET HOME ALABAMAAAA

Fr

I have a pet gator named Hillbilly

He raised me

so really he is not really a pet

he is more like my dad

your moms house

Hi toast

hi toby

My mom is a gator too

I'm not an gator though

Wsg

you see they adpoted me

My dick is gator bait

I want to find a female gator to stick my cockodile in

what'd toby do?

idk

Nobody knows

you tell me

om nom

toby is

rude to me

for somer reaons

i don't know why

BITCH ARE YOU ISAAC??

no that's not my name

my name is hector

HAAHAHAHAHUAHYU

NO WAY UR NAME IS ACTUALLY HECTOR?

yes

HOLLON HOLLON LEMEM COOK

what's wrong with it

IMA HAVE FUN WITH THSI

hector?

i named myself

gators can't talk you know

last chance to look at me hector

Bitch are you the fucker who put me through years of hell?

oh shit what happended?

i don't know

I’ll email it to you

alright\

why you're making fun of my name

THIS YOU HeCtEr?

it's not that bad

lol that's not me

NAH THTS U ONG

why do you think that?

i can make fun because its funny asf

CALELD HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR

oh you're just making fun of me

U SHOULD TRY IT

i thought you were serious

i was

when i joke

HONEY IM NOT KIDDING

ITS FUNNY AND TRUE

i dont belive u

Bro he has one. He thinks it’s funny to hate people for no reason

I don't hate u

Fuck you though

whoa whoa

I'll tell the truth

Why….tell me rn

I heard a rumor that you were planning to send an ICBM to my house

ifnyou didn't do anything why are you so mad

Bs

we should ong

if it was just me I wouldn't care

bomb u fr

but you were planning to kill my family

nah no need for tht

just u hoe

why what I do

idk you tell me HECTOR

ok I see you're mad because I swear in my name

should call u fuckin helicopter

nah its just rly fuckin funny

LMFAO

No we’re mad because one you won’t explain what I did. Two you suck

i fixed it

I did

you didn't respond

do you want to bomb my houes

what'd you do to make this person want to?

No clue

i didn't

he doesn't answer so i think he does

HELP

god someone please help me

It's hump day yall

you bouta get humped

........

It’s…Tuesday?

HAHAIHUASIUSHADIU

it will be

Jack Marston?

You play rdr?

nah hoe my bf

yes I was playing as arthur and antagonizing and feeding women to gators

make my dad proud

🗿

ur dads an ugly hoe fr

FR

Gators are beautiful

nah he's hot

frfr

Mine rlly is tho

HASUISHDHBHJAC

Ikr

wanna know what else is beautiful HeCtOr

YOU SHUTTING TH FUCK UP

MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IVE EVER SEEN

YEAH

BEAUTIFUL FR

Fr fr

face reveal

gyat

felt cute might delete later

pass

HOE U UGLY AS SHIT

FUCK U ONNNN?

GYAT

my dad says im beautiful

MTF MISTAKEN U FOR MICHEAL MYERS SON

…if you rlly are leather face I forgive you DAAAMMMM

GYATTT

GYYYYYYYYYYAAAT

well he makes grunt sounds

UR DADDY LIED HOE

and hisses

but

AHAHAHUISHUAD

still

THATS LEATHERFACE

so does your mom when she’s with me

That's true she would do that

because she's an alligator

damm

AAHAAHHAASUHAD

She'd also probably eat you

Not eat you out

ribbed for your pleasure

But actually eat you

You guys heard Bloody Daisies?

no

but it sounds hella sick

This is so…special

Great song

imagine being ugly

should be on spotify

that's what I put on my peepee to make it longer

IM LOOKING AT U MAD HARD WHEN I SAY THT

(it doesn't work)

Wow…wow

ikr

in fact I think it made it shorter

that’s not possible

my penis went from 11 inches to only 9 :(

it’s in the negatives now

you mean -9 inches frfr

no

fr fr

9 inches is too small

You have a pussy

Aww her imaginary dick is too small

the vag is only 4

Yes!

where tf does the other 5 inches go

my penis is only as large as a horse

I mean

I need my penis to be as large as a blue whales

Why

HAAHASUIDHAUI AMY I CANT WITH U

nessy?

Because then I'll get all the ladies

DAWG AMY AINT LYING

THT SHIT IN THE NEGATIVES

you'll crush them

ANd I don't mean I want my penis to be as big as a blue whale's penis

-1

I want my penis to be as big as a blue whale

Bro you wish you had a negative sized dick. It’s that smala

So when I walk and it sways up and down I destroy 5 buildings in my path

Tomboy tuesday

My penis can also spew molten lava

Instead of semen

Which will help too

OK WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT UR COCK AGAIN?

LIKE

WHO ASKED

girls love that

NO ONE CARES

NO NO THEY RLY DONT

why not

UNLESS THEYRE ATTRACTED TO U

BUT LITTERALLY

NOT ONE PERSON

IS ATTRACTED TO U

if my penis was huge then they would get molten metal all over their ass

SO STFU

ur nasty bro

omfg

No I won't listen to you

MY EYES

NO ONE LIKES UUUUU

No one would fuck you if you were the last creature on earth

STFU U FUCKING FAGGGGG

STOP TALKING ABOUT UR DICK

NO ONES TRYNA SMASH U

NO ONE

>le necroskullfuck

AINT NO ONE HERE TRYNA SUCK U OFF

THEY TRYNA DROP IT AND LEAVE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

THOSE MTFS HIT THE HOME RUN

Mime and Dash

I will rape and kill everything I see

so u gonna rape a car?

AHAHIUSAUAHDU+

yes

I'm right here

BE MY GUEST

wiat

who's gonna stop me

wait

ITS A FUCKIN CAR

wait

yes

I will nut in its exhaust pipe

WHAT IF WE RAPE NOTHING

what if we rape all things

AHAHUAIHDUHAIU

everything on this earth will feel the holy touch of my penis

the last thing they feel

before death

nust a but

AGAIN I ASK…WHAT PENIS

THEN HONEY PPL WILL THINK UR SQUIZAPHRENIC

suck that shit back in there

IF UR RAPING NOTHING

I am a man

I have a large penis and the way I see it

NAH

UR A BOY

Suurreeee bud

I'm going to use it

My penis is like a drill

oh I said too much

Mhm I see you feel pretty insecure

I use my penis to mine coal

it's not joke

Riiight

you keep using your pickaxe meanwhile I use my drillcock to destroy rocks and I get rich

ew

tf

I mine gold in south america with my drill penis

NO

ONE

FUCKING

CARES

YOU

I do

FUCKING

SAD

ASS

PRICK

THTS

You’re making us all gross and shit

i'm sad

A

?

FUCKIN

FAG

you're the one talking in all caps

you sound genuinely angry

cause i LIVE LAUGH LOVE CAPS

FUCK U ON DO

WE ARE FUCKING MAD

you use caps because nobody pays attention to you otherwise

yes im so mad my brains explodin totally

SHUT THE HELL UP

AHAHAHAIHDIUHDU

FUCK

OH SHIT

YOU

UR FUNNY BRO

loooool

YOU

SAYS THE ONE NAMED HECTOR

FUCKIN

SUCK

PARENTS MUST HAVE LEFT U

My name isn't hector

It's Bubba

AHAHSAUIADHHAIUHCAC

My parents are gators

THTS EVEN WORSE

I'm locked in my house because they try to eat me

You suck

Why are you mad bro

Did I strike a nerve?

nah

LALALALA

You're angry while I'm enjoying this

ELMOS WORLD

Noooo Jesus fucking Christ why would I be mad at you

nah im singing elmos world

FUCK U ON

NOOO NOT ELMOS WORLD

ELMOS WORLD ELMOS WORLD

THTTTTS ELSMOSSSSS

WORLDDDDD

MAKE IT STOOOP

"im not mad"

NEXT EPISODE HIS FISH FUCKING DIES

seething

with rage

yes yes

you are truly mentally ill

my skin is red

tyyyy

seething over obvious joke

YK I TRY YK

I'm talking to toby

not you

no one cares

im litterally toby

LIKE

FUCK U ON

Oh that's even more pathetic

What?

You had to make an alt to make yourself look like you had support

Subhuman behavior :/

AY BITCH