Where is Jake?

OMG HI

XINNNYYYY

OMG HIIII

HOW WAS THE DANCE?

IT WAS AMAZING, ME AND MY FRIENF SLOWDANCED AND EVERYTHING

THE FOOD WAS ASS THOUGH

OMG HOW FUNNNN

OH PFFF

MYSTERY FOOD FR

LMAO

I JUST GOT BACK FROM SHOPPING

BRUH IT WAS HELLA EXPENSIVE TOO

OO

MY FEET ARE KILLING ME

WHATD YOU BUY??

I GOT SOME CLOTHES FROM FOREVER 21 BUT THEN WE LEFT

BECAUSE THIS SNOTTY ASS KID

LIKE 3 YRS OLD TODDLER

COUGHING AND RAN INTO MY DAD

LMAO

but i did get some cute pants AND A NECKLACE WITH A CUTE SWEATER

OOO WHAT COLOR??

BLACK AND WHITE

AND THEN I GOT A STAR SWEATER

FUCKING LOVE STARS

WITH BELL BOTTOM JEANS

OMG ME TOO

CUTE

and like a off the shoulder kinda shirt tht says LIKE GIRLS TRIP

ITS CUTE

VERY BEACHY

OMG

OOH IT PROBABALY LOOKS AMAZINH ON YOU FR

U WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT FUckING HAPPENED THO

WHAT

OK SO I WAS WAITING OUTIDE INFRONT OF THE MALL RIGHT

WAITNG FOR FOREVER 21 TO OPEN

MHM

AND LIKE I THOUGHT THERE WAS A LEAF IN MY HAIR

SO LIKE YK I REACH OVER AND GRAB IT

BUT IT FELT WEIRD

RIGHT HERE

LIKE LIL BIG

I GRABBED IT

HI JAKE

I GRABBED IT

jumpscare

AND A FUCKING BUG

WAS N MY HAIR

I FUCKING THREW THT BITCH ON THE GROUND AND FREAKED OUT

T WAS THICK

LMAOO 💀

LIKE NOT TINY LITTLE BUG

NAH IT WAS BIG

I WAS LIKE

I WOULDVE CRIED HELP

"AH WTF EW EW EW EW IT WAS IN MY HAIR"

AND MY DADS LIKE " DUDE SHUT UP YOUR MAKIN PPL LOOK AT US"

IM LIKE " I CANT I BUG WAS IN MY HAIR"

😭

AND ITS UCKING LEGS WERE ALL MOVING AND SHIT

LIKE I LIKE CERTAIN BUGS

BYYYUE

BUT NOT THOSE KINDS

REAL

ANYWAYS HI JAKEEEE

HRU

GOOD HRU

IM GOOD

i lowkey forgt who jake was.

THE ONE I TOLD U BOUT REMEBER

.....................

WHICH ONE..

ROYA HIGH JAKE

OH

HELP

WTF U MEAN WHCH ONE

ION TELL U BOUT THT MANY PPL

LMFAO

YOU TELL ME AB A LOT OF PEOPLE WHAT AR U ON

WHEN

BESIDES JAKE AND JAYDEN WHICH IS BARLEY

LIKE TO SAY HI

i have a bad memory HERLP

OHHHHHH

WAIT NVM I DO

I SPILL THE TEA ON PPL

MBMB

BRO I MIX SHIT UP SM

WYD JAKE

yall istg i saw these girls right

they were in a store right next to the rings

AND ALL THE SUDDEN U HEAR EM GO

"WOAHHHHHHH CHILLLLLLLLLL"

they were moon changing rings💀

ANYWAYS HOW WAS YOUR DAY JAKE

OK IM BACK

WBWB

MB I WASH WASHING MY FACE

ITS OK

JAKE FR WENT POOF

TF HE AT

💀

I THINK HES BUSY

bye i js remembered i never replied to his text

AHHDAIUHDIFUA

DAM DONE LEFT HIM ON READ

IM HERE SORRY

LOTS GOING ON

AHAIAHIU HI

HOW WAS UR DAY WHAT DID U DO?

bro dipped 😭

I WATCHED CHURCH

THEN WENT SHOPPING

THEN GOT IN N OUT

AND THEN CAME HOME

I LOVE IN AND OUT

me too

W DAY

BRB

ATLEAST U DIDNT GET A FUCKIN BUG IN YOUR HAIR

OH OK

OMG DURING HOMECOMINH THERE WAS SM TEA GOIN ON 😭

OMG WHAT HAPPEN?

OK SO

ONE THING IS THAT

MY GUY BSF IS CRUSHIN ON THIS GIRL RIGHT

BACK

AND APPARENTLY THE GIRL HAS BEEN FUCKING WITH HIS FEELINGS TOWARDS HER

WB

HEY I HAVE A COOL IDEA

YOU TWO SHOULD DO A FACE REVEAL

AND ILL DO A JAKE REVEAL

YES

Jake don’t be a hypocrite

HI WADE

Wubba lubba dub dub! YOOOO

contining this ltr

Wade don’t be a hypocrite

bet 🤭

I would do a face reveal

:O

So do it. Like no one’s on rn

WADE NOOOO

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

GIRL

IVHIUVSHVIS

HOLLON

WAIT SO I HAVE TO DO ONE?

YES

IF YOU WANT

OK HOLLON

BET

HOLLON

ILL DO IT IF YOU DO

..............

WHERE MY FUCKING PICTURES

ILL GET IT TF

HOLON

I’m still mad at you.

LEMME FIND A GOOD ONE

i dm'd the photo cus i aint that bold to do it on here 💀

What for

for being awesome <3

AHAHISUAHDIH

IM SRY

LMFAO

Hehehehehehe

HRLP

FOR NOT DOING IT AFTER I DID YOU PUSSY

IT WAS A JOKE

IM FINDING A GOOD ONE

Heheheh get rickrolled lmao

WELL I WASNT JOKING UR A PUSSY

THAT WAS A FACE REVEAL

who’s good at science

IT WAS MY FACE

GIRL

me

JUST 14 YEARS AGO

THATS JUST NOT CUTTING IT

Here’s my face reveal, I’ll do it rq and delete it

Okk

No rickroll, I swear

okay hurry ur lil ass up

fr

Alr alr chill

YALL READY

Here:

HAHASIHUSIUHAIHUDIUA

L WADE

YOU THOUGHT

YES IM READY

YALL READY

YESSSS

YES

HAWT

AHAHUSUIHASIHU

we're twinnin w the biggie forehead <3

UR TURN BITCH

Megamind🗿

HOLD UP HOLD UP HOW OLD R YOU

IKR

YEAH SHIT WAIT

OK PHEW

Saaaaaaaaaaaame

YOU?

THATS SAFE

SAFE?

Oh okay Jake ur good THIS time

Alr cool so Jake can simp for you then

PHEW

HAHSHAIUADIHUA

I’m 12.

13

.................

YEAH THERE WAS SOME TROUBLE EARLIER

HELP

SIDE EYE

That’s cap

OH UR 13 NICE

SHE 100% TOLD ME SHE WAS 15

aka jakes a pedo

Amy is 13

NO IM NOTTTTT

I NEVER DIS

DIS

Em is 12

AHSAHDUIDHIUAVIV

DID

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

STOP FUCKING MINORS JAKE

AHAHAUHAHAHA

IM KIDDING IM KIDDING

YOU DUMBO I DIDNT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO THOUGH I WAS 15

IM SRY

BUT I AM A MINORRRRRRR

Ay Jake I can simp for me

AAAAAAAA

STOP FUCKING THE MINORS U MINOR

AAAAAAAAAAA

AYO BRING THE PIC

okay Jake stop getting discltracted u should face reveal already

Ay I thought Virgo was 15 too, she’s said some fucked up shit

RETURN THE FAVOR

😳

NO

U OWN ME FACE PIC

HAVE THT ONE

tht forearm tho

Wait yeah I sent you that already

Like that time she said “fingers ass*

AHEM ANWYAYS

LMAO THE FOREARM

shush shush shush

THE FOREARM

OKAY JAKE FACE REVEAL HOLD ON

that’s not funny

THE FOREARM IS EVERYTHING

Virgo fingered my ass in a skit

FR THO

MICHEAL JACKSON WANAN BE

THT AINT YOU RIGHT NOW

Baby boy grabbing baby balls

UR NOT 3

I don’t think I look fifteen tho

ABSOLUTELY

Your personality

hm

idk

SHE SAID SHE WAS 15 I SWEAR

ITS THE LOWERCASE

SHE SPEAKS IN LOWERCASE

NO U THOUGHT I WAS FIFTEEN

SHE SOUNDS DRYER THAN MY DADS TEXTS WITH JUST A THUMBS UP

A 12 year old doesn’t say “*Fingers Ass*” Virgo! They don’t say that!

"SHE SAID SHE WAS 12"

BUD IM NOT TWELVES

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKINJ HELP

AHAHAHSAIHDU

SAME

nah but I could be fifteen for that forearm

She said she was twelve

JAKE

just making sure “she” is me right?

GIMME THT REAL FACE REVEAL

not the horny

HELP

…..Totally

HAHAAHAHAH

not very convincing

NO SHIT BRO

She said she was 18

Here you go, sorry for the bad quality

...............

kay why es

jks

SORRY FOR THE BAD QUALITY?

Ah dang, darn FNAF VHS tapes

HOPY SHIT

DAWG U LOOK LIKE U CRASHED IN AN XBOX GAME ON XBOX 360

E

BACK TF UP VIRGO

I CALLED DIBS FIRST

AHHASHAHUDO

💀

I called dibs before all of u

I SAID IT FIRST

STFU WADE

The minor is mine

yeah for sure a lil more of an age appropriate relationship

XINNY FACE REVEAL WHEN?

I mean…what?

PEDO

yall should do face reveal

HAAHHAHA

I DID

DONUT GETS MY SEXY FOREARMS FIRST

HELL YEA

FUCK ALL YALL I GET EM FIRST

MUAHAHAHA

Chex claimed my neck and hands

awe:(

GIMME PLS

Ngl im pretty sure I used to workout my forearms every day and got them jacked on accident

After you, of course

yes

IDFC

I LOVE EM'

brb

yes*

OR YOU CAN BOTH GET ONE OF MY FOREARMS AT THE SAME TIME

LEMME SEE BOTH

DEADASS SHOW ME HOW U PLAY THE ELETRIC GUITAR FR

I’LL POST A SHIRTLESS PIC OF MYSELF AT 1000 FOLLOWERS

i dont share

DEADASS?

Guys get on making those alt accounts

frfr

im ready

What?

GUYS GET THE BOTS READY

Why?

jkjk

DEADASS

SHIIIIII\

THE DEADEST OF ASSES

IM GETTING MY FRIENDS

ill follow wade for a hand reveal

YALL

Ima post a shirtless pic on my YouTube eventually

FOLLOW HIM

RN

THESE ASSES ARE LITERALLY MUMMIES

THEYRE DEAD AF

this is what i walk in on

MY ASS AINT

smhsmh

that sounds like a joke my dad would tell me

i just want hands and neck

Lmao

I HAVE HANDS

i feel u

HOT HANDS

You’ll get both of those and more

i dont do sharing

GUITAR HANDS

HAND VEINS

whats mine is mine

AHSIUFSVIHUSIHUVHUVSVSKHBVSKH

i dont do sharing

TO FINGER A MINOR

you guys are wild

AND THE G STRING

AGSIUGADGADUIAGU

AYO

I see what u did there

hands arent special im sorry

NOT THE G STRING

...........

every hand is special for me bbg

WTF

HAHAHASHAHUDHFU

oop

idk hands can do mad shit but the veiny ones are nasty

even my cats?

DAWG

DID U HAVE A ALLEGIC REACTION

TF IS THT

LMAO

THT SHIT IS HULKS HAND

so hot i could slice it open and drink ur blood while its bleeding

LMFAO

IDEK I FOUND IT ONLINE

real

my brother and hs friend can make theirs veiny on cmmand and its nastyyy

RIP THT DUDE FR

SHIT FINNA POP LIKE A WATER BALLOON

what the vampire?

UGH

omg eww

LOWKEY TEACH ME HOW U PLAY GUITAR FR JAKE

is ur brother..perhaps single..

I can to that too

Ez Pz

I LOVE VEINY HANDS FUCK YALL ToT

WITH THESE HANDS

we aint doin this today

HELL YEA

THEY CAN DO MORE THAN JUST PLAY GUITAR

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

HELL TF YES

OHUCSUHGVIUSVIHUKBSKHVJBSKGUBVSK

ye like fingering a minor

lmaoooo

THEY CAN PLAY PIANO TOO

My hands are kinda veiny

RIGHT

I LOVE FINGERING A MINOR

RIGHT?

DAWG IMA BREAK MY KEYBOARD

why not

UIAHUDIAGDIAGUD

TOO HORNI

cause

More BONEy tho…hehehehehe

STFU

HAASHDA

pls

send

hadn

hands

NAH BUT IMA BOUTA SLAM MY KEYBOARD ISTG

I HAVE VERY STRONG BONES I DRINK MY MILL LIKE A BIG BOY

*MILK

AHAHAKHAHKADH

UR MILL

LMAO

I DRINK MILK FROM CUP

U DRINK WIND MILLS>

chats on crack

ples

flappy

i don't

what

is ur brother single

he could never ever pull a girl chex

i wanna talk to him..just talk i swear

of course he is

IM SINGLE AND VEINY

LMAO

im back

Ah well Chex is cheating on me, that sucks

the only thing i could pull is his pants..

heyy

DEADASS LETS SIT IN UR CAR AND BLAST MUSIC FR JAKE

nop

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey guys I’m back to being a free agent

Come and fuck me

HELL YES THAT SOUNDS AMAZING

IK I GOTTA WHOLE ASS PLAYLIST DAWG

NOOOOOO

LETS MAKE OUT WHILE KURT COBAIN IS SCREAMING ABOUT DRUGS OR AOEMTHING

....................................................

DRUGS!?

YES

JUST YES

WADEYPOO

IDFC

YES

MY WADEYPOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YESSSSSSS

Chex u cheated on meh

HELL TF YES

HELL TF YES

Ima go have a moon fuck with Jake

YEAAAA

wades cryign rn

NAH