Yeah itβs these shit bags who think theyβre funny, the one dude just sat on my chest and asked if I wanted a βhaircutβ just below the neck. Heβs a greaser wannabe from the outsiders LMFAO
Yeah itβs these shit bags who think theyβre funny, the one dude just sat on my chest and asked if I wanted a βhaircutβ just below the neck. Heβs a greaser wannabe from the outsiders LMFAO
TONIGHT ON SMNN: A SPECIAL REPORT INTO THE ART CRAZE INVOLVING BUCKETS OF CUM BEING DUMPED INTO EVERY HOLE OF A WOODEN PANEL. A SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED THEIR EJACULATE IN SPITE OF NO NUT NOVEMBER, CREAM PIEING INTO EVERY CREVICE AND IMPREGNATING THE TABLE. AS THE JIZZ HARDENS, THE PIECE IS PREPARED FOR SHIPMENT TO, YOU GUESSED IT, OHIO.
TONIGHT ON SMNN: A SPECIAL REPORT INTO THE ART CRAZE INVOLVING BUCKETS OF CUM BEING DUMPED INTO EVERY HOLE OF A WOODEN PANEL. A SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED THEIR EJACULATE IN SPITE OF NO NUT NOVEMBER, CREAM PIEING INTO EVERY CREVICE AND IMPREGNATING THE TABLE. AS THE JIZZ HARDENS, THE PIECE IS PREPARED FOR SHIPMENT TO, YOU GUESSED IT, OHIO.
Wilkinsonburritos
Iβm on, whatβs up
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IM RIGHT HERE
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Dead
bloodyboi
Heya
Wilkinsonburritos
How is everyone doing?
bloodyboi
I'm amazing, I'm flirting with my gf rn :3
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Hurt mostly
Wade
Wsg guys
Wilkinsonburritos
Did something happen?
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Got jumped
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Hey wadie
Wilkinsonburritos
Yoyoyo!
Wilkinsonburritos
Oh my god! Are you alright??
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Yeah not my first rodeo
Wade
Holy shit you got jumped!?
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Yeah
Wilkinsonburritos
Do you have any permanent wounds are just bruises?!
Wade
U good?
Wilkinsonburritos
Do you need medical attention?
bloodyboi
Are you ok!?
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Uh probably the cut on my chin and the one on my neck will scar but I got plenty of hydrogen peroxide
Wade
Oh damn
Wilkinsonburritos
Oh thatβs good. Of you have any bruises make sure to put ice on them
bloodyboi
Yea
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Yeah itβs these shit bags who think theyβre funny, the one dude just sat on my chest and asked if I wanted a βhaircutβ just below the neck. Heβs a greaser wannabe from the outsiders LMFAO
Wilkinsonburritos
Have youβve taken legal action??
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Yeah they go in and out of juvie no big
bloodyboi
Sock rm in the jaw
bloodyboi
*em
Wade
The Outsiders!
Wilkinsonburritos
Damn, maybe try a new route?
bloodyboi
I'll personally go over there and beat there ass and use mah dagger if I have to
Wilkinsonburritos
I hate that movie
Wade
The book is pretty good
Wade
W
Wilkinsonburritos
The pasting was kind of bad though
Wade
Yeah
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Yeah the only problem is we live in a HELLA tiny town
Wilkinsonburritos
Do you have an escort or carpool
Wilkinsonburritos
Do your parents know?
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Parents know. Donβt care
Wade
Damn
Wilkinsonburritos
Have youβve contacted a police officer? Maybe they can help you get home safely
Wilkinsonburritos
Or another family member
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Yeah whatever itβs been like years Now. You just gotta learn to fight back
Wade
Self defense is key
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
True. And knives
Wade
Yep, pepper spray too
bloodyboi
Heheh, I stabbed someone before for trying to beat the shit outta my sister
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Wait pepper spray is real? Dude I thought that was a cartoons thing
Wilkinsonburritos
I dunno, just try to protect yourself. Violence should be a last resort
Wilkinsonburritos
Itβs real and useful
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
I had no clue, genuinely no clue
Wade
Seriously?
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AINT NO WAY
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U THOUGHT PEPPER SPRAY WASNT A THING
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I REFUSE TO BELEIVE THT
Wade
W, also where is Pomni? She hasnβt been on today
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
IM A LITTLE STUPID OK?
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YEAH CAUSE U LIVE UNDER A ROCK BRO
Wilkinsonburritos
And thatβs okay, now you know and you can talk to someone about getting it
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TONIGHT ON SMNN: A SPECIAL REPORT INTO THE ART CRAZE INVOLVING BUCKETS OF CUM BEING DUMPED INTO EVERY HOLE OF A WOODEN PANEL. A SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED THEIR EJACULATE IN SPITE OF NO NUT NOVEMBER, CREAM PIEING INTO EVERY CREVICE AND IMPREGNATING THE TABLE. AS THE JIZZ HARDENS, THE PIECE IS PREPARED FOR SHIPMENT TO, YOU GUESSED IT, OHIO.
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NO NEED TO EXPLAIN IT
Wade
Shoutout to Ohio!
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
I DO INDEED
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AG
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AINT U GOTTA GF TO BE FUCKIN?
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STFU
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NO
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IM NOT FAILING NNN
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AND WE'RE UNDERAGE
Wade
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AG STFU
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DIDNT SHE SEND U NUDES
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AND DIDNT U SAY SHE DID SMTH TO U IN THE BATHROOM
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FUCK U ON
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
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I WAS JOKING BOUT THAT LOL
bloodyboi
She's asleep, I can get her up if ya want
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SHE FUCKING DID BUT SHE COVERED UP SUM SHIT
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ION WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT
Wade
No thatβs fine let her sleep, sleep is important
bloodyboi
You sure? The reason she's asleep is bc she got a shot today
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nah cause hollon
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POUR BOILING HOT WATER ON HER
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THS
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YO WHAT?
Wade
Wahtdafuck
Wade
U can wake her up if u want
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WHAT
bloodyboi
Up to you, your the 1 that's dating her afterall
Wade
Well she got a shot so just let her sleep then
bloodyboi
Alright
bloodyboi
I have the fnaf movie badge :3
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THE FUCK IS THAT
Wade
Like the badge from the movie?
bloodyboi
Yup
Wade
Thatβs awesome
bloodyboi
Yeah, I also am working on the spring trap suit from the movie
bloodyboi
I got done with the mask tho
bloodyboi
The eyes will glow white whenever someone puts the mask on
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my mans be hot with a ghost face mask
addi
HES SO PASTY
Flappy.
why is he like
Flappy.
gripping
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SO IS UR TYPE CAS
Flappy.
the guitar
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emotional support
Flappy.
poor guitar
addi
STFU BITCH
addi
MY STANDARDS ARE NOT SKY HIGH ANYMORE DUMBASS
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WELL MINE ARE
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AND THEY WERE ALL MATCHED UP TOO
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SO SHUSH
addi
LMFAO
addi
BAHAHHA
addi
I KNEW YOU WERE GON SAY SOMETHING ON UWU
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EXACTLY
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TF