What Happens on May 10th?

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  • I know something happens that day

    What happens may 10th again?

    Wait...does it have to do with may?

    Like as in the person may

    WHY WONT ANYONE ANSWER ME?!?!

    I’m sorry for telling you to try French

    I thought you would like it.

    Oh, it's not your fault. I chose that

    LOVELY WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?

    smthin different better be may 10th

    Crazy how she only remembers the fake wedding you two had.

    Anonymous

    I thought you would like it.

    I didn't even do French when I chose it. So it wasn't any of our faults

    Anonymous

    Crazy how she only remembers the fake wedding you two had.

    WHAT HAPPENS THAT DAY?!?!?

    Anonymous

    Crazy how she only remembers the fake wedding you two had.

    Prolly cause I showed up nd that plucked it outta the back of her head

    Anonymous

    WHAT HAPPENS THAT DAY?!?!?

    Six month anniversary.

    js do years not half of years

    Anonymous

    js do years not half of years

    NO

    Just acknowledging the fact.

    Do you want to celebrate it?

    Eh...what is there to even do?

    Anonymous

    Just acknowledging the fact.

    DID YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

    Anonymous

    don't have sex

    THATS A BIG NO NO

    unless you get married after 20

    Anonymous

    okay ms hypersexual

    Excuse me Ms McDonald's

    then I'll be okay with it

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    He just disappears I swear

    Bro is like my dad and went out for the milk

    Anonymous

    Bro is like my dad and went out for the milk

    so real for that

    when his gf broke up with him he said womp womp

    Cupツ

    😭

    damn were crying ok let me do this

    JazzyπŸ’•

    when his gf broke up with him he said womp womp

    THEIS FREID OF YOUS I ADMIRE

    Anonymous

    THEIS FREID OF YOUS I ADMIRE

    lmao

    JazzyπŸ’•

    damn were crying ok let me do this

    im crying ir

    Does it upset you when I disappear?

    Anonymous

    Does it upset you when I disappear?

    YES?!?!

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    DO YOU THINK I DONT CARE OR SMTH

    Anonymous

    Y'all are horny asf

    He is

    Atleast I keep my honriness in like privacy

    Anonymous

    She is hornier

    no stfu

    Anonymous

    Atleast I keep my honriness in like privacy

    right

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    Anonymous

    I like rape

    please don’t rape me

    Anonymous

    I like rape

    ooh me me me

    Anonymous

    I like rape

    Rape lovely

    I like getting busted on by oily black men

    JazzyπŸ’•

    yesss?

    i broke up with him

    Anonymous

    I like getting busted on by oily black men

    Exactly rape lovely

    Cupツ

    i broke up with him

    awww are you ok

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    JazzyπŸ’•

    awww are you ok

    im not okay at all

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    Lovely I’m cumming for those cheeks

    Cupツ

    im not okay at all

    its ok girl he was gonna make you feel worse

    Anonymous

    lovely fr

    EXCUSE ME

    Anonymous

    ooh me me me

    MAYYY

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    Anonymous

    Ur gunna get molested

    Kk

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    Anonymous

    By me

    Even better lmao

    Because we’re all depressed together

    Anonymous

    Because we’re all depressed together

    EXACTLY

    Anonymous

    The pain is real

    Mhm

    JazzyπŸ’•

    ME AND CHARLIE WILL HANG OURSELVES TOO

    oh uh- yYEAH

    I’m on the toilet after eating Taco Bell

    Anonymous

    I will rape u Leo

    i will eat u and ur dog

    Anonymous

    Because we’re all depressed together

    Not me

    Plot twist: anon is Miguel

    Mig is watch legi stuff rn

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    it’ll be okay

    dude I dont think your toxic

    No way anybody thinks she is toxic unless you lied about her

    I’ll stick my dick into the bullethole

    is serena on worst jokes ever

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    Anonymous

    No way anybody thinks she is toxic unless you lied about her

    never once liedπŸ™

    Anonymous

    SETH IS SO NICE

    IKR

    Anonymous

    never once liedπŸ™

    I had to read that again bro lmao

    Now yall is actually lying lmao

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    JazzyπŸ’•

    DONT YOU DARE

    oka i wnt i promise ok bestie

    I’d like lovey to peg me

    Cupツ

    oka i wnt i promise ok bestie

    good

    Anonymous

    I’d like lovey to peg me

    can I peg you

    I feel like may is gonna steal her from me…

    Anonymous

    can I peg you

    WHAT πŸ’€

    Anonymous

    I feel like may is gonna steal her from me…

    Umm poly?

    Anonymous

    I feel like may is gonna steal her from me…

    she is

    tired puppy wanna be my bestie too

    Anonymous

    I feel like may is gonna steal her from me…

    hahaha I'm with the most amazing person in the world right now so I don't want serena

    Cupツ

    tired puppy wanna be my bestie too

    OFC ILYSM <333

    serena is the most amazing person though

    Anonymous

    serena is the most amazing person though

    Shhh you are

    I am the most useless person in the world

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    I'm with the most amazing person in the entire existence you will NEVER change my mind

    Anonymous

    I am the most useless person in the world

    SHUSH THAT UP RN

    she’s my wife i luv her 😍😍😍

    Anonymous

    SHUSH THAT UP RN

    Yes ma’am.

    Anonymous

    Yes ma’am.

    Good

    Heroin Monkey

    Oh it’s the owendale Michigan kids

    no, bay city

    JazzyπŸ’•

    WITH ME LEOO YOU AND CUPCAKE AND SETH

    I guess

    Cupツ

    tired puppy my wifey now

    WAIT A DAMN MINUTE WHAT ABT ME

    y'all I just got out of the most toxic relationship

    who else wanna be my wifey

    Anonymous

    She misses wade

    Grrr

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    Wsg RAP-LISTENERS

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    actually stop or we boutta have problems

    Anonymous

    Huh?

    wanna be my wifey as friend

    RapBoat

    Wsg RAP-LISTENERS

    Nothin

    Anonymous

    actually stop or we boutta have problems

    PERIOD

    Anonymous

    Serena Trischler.

    .

    I don't like Wade I'm with someone and who I'm with is who I need.

    Cupツ

    wanna be my wifey as friend

    YES

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    Who is you talking about

    JazzyπŸ’•

    CHARIE WHY U SAY MY FULL NAME

    honey grab the axe.

    Anonymous

    I don't like Wade I'm with someone and who I'm with is who I need.

    Not if they support your stupid LAWYER DREAM

    Anonymous

    It’s the same

    Stfu no it aint

    Anonymous

    honey grab the axe.

    FUCK YEAH BITCHES WE BACK IN BUISNESS

    RapBoat

    Not if they support your stupid LAWYER DREAM

    Grrr

    Let’s be honest, smart people should strive to become RAPPERS

    JazzyπŸ’•

    Ok who needs to die I got my axe in hand

    HERION.

    RapBoat

    Let’s be honest, smart people should strive to become RAPPERS

    No they should solve world hunger

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    if anyone saw this KMS.

    Smart people should strive to solve DEGENERATE LEADERS.

    Anonymous

    No they should solve world hunger

    World hunger would be solved if everyone just fed off of RAP

    Anonymous

    if anyone saw this KMS.

    You admitted to it

    Heroin Monkey

    You admitted to it

    I said kinda maybe idk yet

    RapBoat

    World hunger would be solved if everyone just fed off of RAP

    ???

    DO I STILL GET TO KILL HEROIN WITH MY AXE???

    JazzyπŸ’•

    DO I STILL GET TO KILL HEROIN WITH MY AXE???

    Ofc dear

    Anonymous

    Can we FaceTime later?

    Mhm

    use mine, she has a better grip.

    Anonymous

    ???

    The surge of listening to RAP gives you more energy than eating food

    Anonymous

    use mine, she has a better grip.

    ok

    Question: what is your favorite nickname everybody?

    RapBoat

    The surge of listening to RAP gives you more energy than eating food

    Oh ok...makes sense

    HERIOIN GET UR ASS OVER HERE I WANNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME

    RapBoat

    The surge of listening to RAP gives you more energy than eating food

    So I listen to rap instead of eating?

    Anonymous

    Question: what is your favorite nickname everybody?

    May

    Anonymous

    So I listen to rap instead of eating?

    I mean, preferably, you should o BOTH…

    Anonymous

    Question: what is your favorite nickname everybody?

    Princess, honey, or smth else

    But i’d rather go without food than go without rap

    Anonymous

    May

    wait nvm its the one that's my username

    RapBoat

    But i’d rather go without food than go without rap

    alr I'll starve myself and everytime I want food I'll js listen to rap

    I could go 3 days without food with the substitute of rap.

    JazzyπŸ’•

    HERIOIN GET UR ASS OVER HERE I WANNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME

    I have a twin engine single seat sukhoi supermanuverable SU 35

    Heroin Monkey

    I have a twin engine single seat sukhoi supermanuverable SU 35

    I wanna play

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    Damn that's too bad

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    Heroin Monkey

    OOoooooo baaaaaaan

    B-b-but JAKE

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    Heroin Monkey

    Simp

    No bro, i meant that JAKE gave us mod approval

    HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT WORK

    You need to calm down lovely

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    Real

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    πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†

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    Starts with j has 7 letters

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    πŸšΆβ€βž‘οΈπŸ†πŸ‘„

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    JazzyπŸ’•

    WAIT UR LAST NAME IS GARCIA??????

    Not mine. Seth’s is

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    Heroin Monkey

    Walter white

    That is the whitest name I've ever seen

    You probably are related her familia is giant

    RapBoat

    J____n Garcia??

    One letter sort

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    Anonymous

    That is the whitest name I've ever seen

    It’s from breaking bad

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    Drop the name

    Jameson is such an ugly name

    Anonymous

    Jameson is such an ugly name

    Bruh

    Anonymous

    Dexter.

    Hey that’s one of my friends

    Seth would you name your son Dexter?

    My old friend was named Jameson

    Anonymous

    Seth would you name your son Dexter?

    Why would you ask that????

    Anonymous

    My old friend was named Jameson

    Looks like James has been BUSY…

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    Anonymous

    Why would you ask that????

    But why

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    Anonymous

    SERENA MARIA GARCIA

    What’s ur dad or moms first name

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    Sounds like a BIG BOOTY LATINA

    Heroin Monkey

    What’s ur dad or moms first name

    ....

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    Wait i thought smg was just a RANDOM NAME…

    JazzyπŸ’•

    eww

    THAT WAS ME FUCKER

    Anonymous

    THAT WAS ME FUCKER

    IM TALKING ABT PERV

    Heroin Monkey

    That you

    The one next to seth

    I was the one with the big red hat

    Anonymous

    I was the one with the big red hat

    Bro is built like πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“

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    Heroin Monkey

    How do u undelete a comment

    When was this added

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    Heroin Monkey

    When was this added

    How the fuck did you do that

    Cupツ
    Image

    Bro you look like GRETA THUNBERG

    Anonymous

    Undelete that

    Nu uh

    Pour olive oil in it then rinse it off with soap

    Anonymous

    Pour olive oil in it then rinse it off with soap

    Oil up

    Olive oil is so slippery and good for your skin

    Anonymous

    Do you love me?

    OF FUCKING COURSE?!?!?!?

    Heroin Monkey

    Bro is a simp

    Nah bro, these bitches INVADED my dms

    Because I am weird and cringy and ugly and suicidal

    YOU ARE NONE OF THOSE THINGS

    Anonymous

    Seth frrrr

    Also...what

    Anonymous

    yes I am

    WELL THEN MAYBE THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU?!?!?!

    JazzyπŸ’•

    your a simp for seth

    He is :>

    Rate my sister fr

    JazzyπŸ’•

    that ai dumbass

    I’m fucking with you bro it’s an ONLYFANS BITCH

    Only reason I say 9 is because I never use 10

    The next photo i’m about to post goes out to COSMOLOGIST INTERNTOBE

    Even Seth, the most beautiful person in Michigan

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    ...SHE IS TOO YOUNG TO BE USING A BRA FIRST OFF

    2ND OFF WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU HAVE THAT

    Anonymous

    Even Seth, the most beautiful person in Michigan

    Oh....

    Anonymous

    2ND OFF WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU HAVE THAT

    It was for COSMO, not me

    Boat undelete so I can dee

    How do i undelete

    Anonymous

    Even Seth, the most beautiful person in Michigan

    I see how it is

    Boat undelete I didn’t see

    It just says reply

    Anonymous

    I see how it is

    Seth do you wantt me to beat him up?

    ONLY SETH GETS TO ABUSE ME

    OH SO HOW MANY BITCHES YOU GOT ON MARS?!?!?

    Anonymous

    ONLY SETH GETS TO ABUSE ME

    No abuse is needed

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    no bitch I'ma kill you what Seth does it love but what I do is end ppl with no fucking remorse

    Anonymous

    *the universe

    Better

    JazzyπŸ’•

    no bitch I'ma kill you what Seth does it love but what I do is end ppl with no fucking remorse

    Not gonna cap, that sounds like a RAP LYRIC

    I would be happy if you killed me

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    guys guess what

    ur gay?

    Anonymous

    Chicken thighs

    Take out the β€œcken” and add a β€œldren” and then COSMO would be happy

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    bitch since when was I gay?

    u told me to guess

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    bitch since when was I gay?

    u tell us mf 😭

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    no my pookie Jake gave me a gift card <3

    period

    CHILDREN THIGHS IS DEVIOUS BOAT

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    no my pookie Jake gave me a gift card <3

    Which rap concert was it for?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHO YOU CALLIN MOTHERFUCKER BITCH?

    oop period go off madi u ateeee

    Anonymous

    CHILDREN THIGHS IS DEVIOUS BOAT

    Yeah but COSMO would probably drool at the sight

    My mother just took a picture of me without my consent. And now I'm scared on who she is going to send it to

    Anonymous

    CHILDREN THIGHS IS DEVIOUS BOAT

    ....

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHAT RAP CONCERT??

    How else would you use a concert ticket??

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHAT RAP CONCERT??

    wait madi can you help w smth rq

    Madi is the best at making ppl feel stupid

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHO YOU CALLIN MOTHERFUCKER BITCH?

    u

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Hoe

    smh u asked

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Says page not found

    damn

    my spotify is on smth i think

    none of my new playlists are showing

    Did you listen to the songs?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    .....Jazzy I just called her a bitch...

    no but I'm tryna say that you ate all the other times you roast the fuck out of ppl

    malβ™‘

    none of my new playlists are showing

    It’s the music gods telling you to turn away from EVIL, SATANIC POP MUSIC, and to listen to HOLY, ANGELIC RAP instead

    Anonymous

    Deepthroat by cupcake .

    ...I think I've listened to that before

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Thank you thank you

    yww

    Anybody here use reddit???

    RapBoat

    It’s the music gods telling you to turn away from EVIL, SATANIC POP MUSIC, and to listen to HOLY, ANGELIC RAP instead

    i dont listen to pop.

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    charlie

    Hiiiii

    malβ™‘

    i dont listen to pop.

    Then ROCK or whatever the fuck you zoomers listen to these days

    JazzyπŸ’•

    I slapped my brother

    β€œStepbrother what are you doing”

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    yk jake

    gave u a gift card?

    RapBoat

    β€œStepbrother what are you doing”

    stfu

    RapBoat

    OH NO

    u ruin the fucking moment dumbass

    RapBoat

    OH NO

    :)

    R3Y

    :)

    Tf happened to your USERNAME bruh

    it is very more epiker

    It was better when it was just FEET LUST, y’know, more simple

    eh ig ill do dat

    πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…

    nuh uh

    Anonymous

    Mr clean?

    oh dat's mr dirty

    πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜ Dattebayo

    uh

    Can’t believe dagger said β€œYO”

    RapBoat

    Can’t believe dagger said β€œYO”

    where

    Anonymous

    Crack god

    BTW that's my brother

    Time for the fake message

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    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Hello jazzy

    haven't seen you in a minute

    ETHAN SENT HIT MEN AFTER ME

    Ethan ain’t got the money for hot men

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    u look like a coffee smudge lmao

    go back and pick grapes

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    sliding to hit man all around the world.

    ^

    Anonymous

    Ethan ain’t got the money for hot men

    Real

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Oops I think u fell off the boat!

    bitch

    ...that's the first time I've ever said that

    "I mayy be a burnt chicken nugget but I still love myself

    Cooked like you when you crossed the border?

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    only gay here is u bru

    bull

    β€œIf she’s old enough to read, she’s old enough to breed” - Ethan.

    Anonymous

    β€œIf she’s old enough to read, she’s old enough to breed” - Ethan.

    lmao

    Anonymous

    β€œIf she’s old enough to read, she’s old enough to breed” - Ethan.

    Uh

    β€œIf she can open wide, wish her esophagus goodbye”