Watching "Bottoms"

no

It is unhealthy my child. Repent.

keeep watching and you will stray further from the lord

what is that?

probly a sinners show

holy shit this is the funniest movie i have ever watched

sinner

you were being a slut on the other post

omg its jesus

yes my child

can i have a unicorn

please

No my child

why noy

not

theyre dead noah didnt like them so he didnt let them on the ark

fuck him tho

oh

noah shouldnt have been racist to animals

i cant believe he made unicorns go extinct

i want one rlly badly

can i have a pony instead?

mal watch botoms

Mal do you wanna join Jakeism

whats in it for me?

whats it rated

Amy you can be the Jakeism social activities coordinator

Community, love, and friendship

heres your unicorn child

thank you so much jesus

oh

ngl that sounds like some slogan for gay ppl

it belongs on a pride flag

MALLLLL

HIII

"Community, Love, Friendship: Be Gay Today"

FLAPPYYYY

HIIII

HOWRE U

IM ALR

HBU

IM OKAY YEAH IM GOOD

COOL

M-HM M-HM

HEH

IM SITTING ON MY FLOOR

MY TAILBONE HURTS

IM SITTING IN A CHAIR

JAKEISM can fix that

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO JOIN THE JAKE CULT

MAL DONT

PLS

ML DONT DO IT

WHY

UM

BECAUSE

but i have a plan

If a furry eats meat does that count as cannibalism

no

no

furries dont get meat

they get grass

nd hard food

dont be like this

like real animals

Furries are ok my child

oki what abt transgenders

guys i found a picture of jake

All are accepted

no they are not jesus

kill yourself

If they are not sinners they are ok

i’m never joining jakeism

they are though

we all are 🥲

R

NEVER QUESTION JESUS CHRIST

jake face reveal

Furries are ok

my parents would murder me

:(

I AM QUESTIONING YOU RN

why are furries bad my child?

because

theyre trying to change

who god made them to be

god made them people

not animals

smh

you should know that

since youre

yknow

his son

no, they merely find solace in humanoid animals, they do not want to become them

It is ok to be whoever you want to be

tell the furry cats who use litter boxes nd meow

nd refuse to take off their bell collars

Those people suck, but regular furries are ok

whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day

can i have

20 cats

please

All in due time my child

1 at a time

no please

j gimme cats

i will

but all in due time

nuh uh

i want it to RAIN cats

5 furries, 2 lions, 3 tigers, 7 femboys, 3 housecats

take it or leave it\

EW

NO

ungrateful

NOT THE FEMBOYS

take it or leave it

im leaving it

duh

heres your cat

omg

i love him

thats what you get

me when I suddenly fall from the sky bc Jesus made it rain femboys

you want it?

💀

No bc I will die

another cat

from impact w the ground

do you want a femboy my child?

i love it

I am a femboy

would you like one for "things"?

not rlly

what is your greatest desire my child?

to be able to make all my friends that r sad happy again

another cat

here you go my child

I gotta go im rlly tired n I cant wait to nap when i get home

bye sooploosh and remember i am always watching you

im watching tops

chunke check out my post

GUYS

Y WA SI BANNED

who are you

check ur post