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    • YOU WON WHICH MEANS YOURE COOLER

    HERES SOME COOKIES FOR WINNING 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

    Don’t worry guys

    NOT TILL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE THE COOLEST

    THEN I REFUSE TO TAKE YOUR COOKIES

    I LOVE THEM BUT I WILL SACRIFICE THEM TO UPHOLD THAT YOU ARE COOLER

    I COILD WRITE A WHOLE ESSAY

    IT'LL BE THE GREATEST THING YOU EVER READ

    I WILL HAVE AN AMAZING ESSAY

    MINE WILL HAVE MORE COMPELLING EVIDENCE

    WHICH MEANS MINE WILL CONVINCE YOU THAT YOURE COOLER

    ITLL JUST PROVE THAT YOU ARE IN FACT COOLER

    guys as soon as my dad goes to bed imma watch the sad episode of my show 😭😭😭😭😭

    ik 😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

    i will not be very cool once i’m SOBBING OVER HIS DEATH

    YOU WILL BE COOL BECAUSE IT SHOWS YOU HAVE EMPATHY

    EMPATHY IS FOR WEAK SHORT GIRLS

    YOU ARE A COOL SILLY SHORT GIRLO WHO IS AMAZING

    JKJK EMPATHY IS PRETTY COOL

    Anonymous

    YOU ARE A COOL SILLY SHORT GIRLO WHO IS AMAZING

    i don’t look cool when i go up to ppl in grocery stores like “please i can’t reach the top shelf please help me sirrrrr”

    I will write such a good essay

    that will not be greater than yours

    but will still be really good

    i bet yours will be wayyyyyy better

    only yours can be that good

    (genuinely i suck at persuasive essays, i wrote one for school and got a 75 which is the worst i’ve gotten on an essay ever)

    *I* think your essays are GREAT

    WELL YOUR TEACHER WAS NOT COOL

    THAT WAS SARCASTIC MEIN FREUND

    YOURE MASSIVE WOODEN NOSE CAUGHT FIRE FROM YOUR PANGS

    Anonymous

    YOURE MASSIVE WOODEN NOSE CAUGHT FIRE FROM YOUR PANGS

    MASSIVE WOOD?!?!

    IS YOUR AMAZING ITALIAN SQUIRREL MIRROR FACE OKAY?????

    Anonymous

    MASSIVE WOOD?!?!

    YES CUS YOU PINOCCIO

    NOPE TO THE NOPETY NOPE NOPE

    I HAVE A PAGE OF MY ESSAY SO FAR

    😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

    YOU'RE AN EVEN BETTER WRITER THAN ME

    NO YOURE JUST SO COOL THAT ITS SO EASY TO WRITE ABOUT YOUR COOLNESS

    I THINK YOU'RE JUST SUCH A GOOD WRITER YOU CAN MAKE ME SEEM COOLER, WHICH I AM NOT

    SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABT YOURSELF

    I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF KNOWING THE COOLEST GIRL EVER WHICH IS YOU

    NO IT CANT INVOLVE ME YOU GOOBER

    i read that as gooner 😭

    lmfao 😭😭😭😭😭

    SAY SMTH POSITVE ABT YOURSELF JAKE JAKOB JAKERSON

    NOT MY NAME IDK WHO THAT IS

    SAY SMTH POSITIVE ABT YOURSELF NOW

    PLEEEEASE YOU GOTTA COUNTERACT THE NEGATIVITY

    THEN THIS PLAY DATE IS OVER

    AT KNOWING WHO'S THE COOLEST

    NO IT CANT INVOLVE ME YA FUCKER

    SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT ONLY YOU

    I can tell the difference between coolness and uncoolness with perfect accuracy

    Anonymous

    I can tell the difference between coolness and uncoolness with perfect accuracy

    no you can’t cus you can’t see how cool you are

    I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE COOLER

    I KNOW EXACTLY HOW COOL I AM

    WHICH IS LESS COOL THAN YOU

    PERHAPS, BUT STILL YOU ARE COOLER!

    THANK YOU FOR THAT SILLY COMPLIMENT

    time for george’s death 😭

    😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT YOU?

    HOW CAN I BE HAPPY IF YOU'RE DEAD

    NO AMOUNT OF COOLNESS WILL MAKE ME HAPPY

    YOU SURVIVED LIKE A YEAR OFF THE SITE WITBOUT ME

    IF I DIE WITH GEORGE YOULL BE FIIIINE

    LITERALLY NOBODY WAS AS COOL AS YOU IT WAS SO SAD AND BORING

    AHUH WELL IT WASNT CUS I WAS GONE

    Anonymous

    LITERALLY NOBODY WAS AS COOL AS YOU IT WAS SO SAD AND BORING

    YOU HAVE UK NOW

    Anonymous

    YOU HAVE UK NOW

    UK IS LIKE

    WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE BEST

    Anonymous

    UKS COLLEE THAN ME

    COOLER***

    Anonymous

    WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE BEST

    LIIIIIIIIIES

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I MISSED YOU SO MUCH WHY DID YOU DIE :(

    CUS YOU COULDNT ADMIT THAY YOURE COOLER

    Anonymous

    I MISSED YOU SO MUCH WHY DID YOU DIE :(

    OH CMON I DIED FOR HALF A SECOND

    THE WORST HALF SECOND OF MY LIFE

    george j hugged mary and they were to happy cus he got an awesome new job but he’ll never be able to do the job 😭😭😭😭😭

    i’m so sad and he’s still alive

    STOP THEYRE ALL EXCITED TO MOVE TO HOUSTON

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

    🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

    mary told sheldon to go eat dinner w everyone “while we’re still together”

    my airpods died so im charging them

    almost done with the movie

    Idk why im forcing myself to sit through it

    I'm chillin' on here at the same time which is awesome

    Anonymous

    Idk why im forcing myself to sit through it

    me either

    Anonymous

    I'm chillin' on here at the same time which is awesome

    trueeeee

    DON'T CRY IT'LL BE ALRIGHT

    why did meemaw start dating dale

    sturgis is the guys last name

    I need to watch Younh Sheldon now that I live in Texas

    Anonymous

    sturgis is the guys last name

    ohhhhh

    Anonymous

    I need to watch Younh Sheldon now that I live in Texas

    *Young

    Anonymous

    I need to watch Younh Sheldon now that I live in Texas

    it’s so good

    I feel like I'd hate sheldon

    he’s so annoying but he’s also hilarious

    BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT OF IT

    BUT ITS NOT GORGEOUS OR A GENIUS OR COOL OR A SQUIRRELERFLY

    LMFAO SOME GUY JUST TRIED TO GET INTO MY DORM

    CAUSE HE WAS ON THE WRONG FLOOR

    CAUSE HE'S PUTTING IN CODES AND TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR AND STUFF

    Anonymous

    LMFAO SOME GUY JUST TRIED TO GET INTO MY DORM

    there goes asshton

    IT LITERALLY SAYS MY NAME ON THE DOOR

    Anonymous

    i feel tingly

    twss

    Anonymous

    no im shaken

    NOOOOO

    George will live on in our hearts

    he didn’t make it to the family pictures 😭

    I have a song for that hold on

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    He's eating meemaw's brisket up in heaven

    i want him eating brisket on earth

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    We should have a funeral for george

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    DON'T BE SAD, IT'LL BE OKAY

    AND THEN I'LL DIE OF SADNESS

    WE CAN'T BOTH BE SAD AND DEAD

    YOU'RE STILL SILLY AT HEART

    AND CUS I SAID TO BE HAPPY

    BUT ONLY CAUSE YOU SAID SO

    DONT MISS ME TOO MUCH LMAO

    Anonymous

    DONT MISS ME TOO MUCH LMAO

    I'LL TRY 😔

    also my essay is gonna be way better

    I believe it cause YOU'RE way cooler

    i wrote about your legendary apology song and how you sing WAY BETTER than me

    YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I SOUND LIKE 😈😈😈😈😈

    Anonymous

    YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I SOUND LIKE 😈😈😈😈😈

    EXCEPT THIS THAT'S TRUE

    Anonymous

    EXCEPT THIS THAT'S TRUE

    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Anonymous

    YOU ARE GORGEOUSER

    LIES

    Anonymous

    AAAAAND SQUIRRELELER

    LIESSSSSS

    Anonymous

    PROVE

    LOOK IN A MIRROR THATS PROOF

    CUS YOU DONT WANNA SEE THE TRUTH

    YOU ARE THE GORGEOUSESTEST

    NOPE ANY MIRROR WOULD SAY OTHERWISE

    CUS MIRRORS KNOW WHEN YOURE COOL AND GORGEOUS AND EPIC AND AMAZING AND THE BEST

    MY MIRROR SAID YOU WERE WRONG

    Anonymous

    LEMME GO ASK MY MIRROR

    YES AND THEN YOU CAN SEE YOU GORGEOUS FACE

    Anonymous

    MY MIRROR SAID YOU WERE WRONG

    WELL YOUR MIRROR DOESNT KNOW ME

    THE MIRROR KNOWS EVERYTHING

    YOUR GORGEOUSNESS AND COOLNESS AND SILLINESS ARE JUST THAT STRONG

    AHUH CUS IT DOESNY KNOW TJAT IM NOT AS GORGEOUD AND COOL AND SILLY AND AMAZING AS YOU

    UM ACTUALLY IT DOES KNOW THAT

    IF IT DAW ME ITD CHANGE ITS MIND

    Anonymous

    IF IT DAW ME ITD CHANGE ITS MIND

    IT WOULD PROBABLY THINK YOU WERE EVEN BETTER THAN IT ALREADY KNEW

    Anonymous

    YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 😭

    yeah you mean that you’re better in every way 🤭

    ALSO GOODNIGHT SLEEP AMAZING IK YOUR PHONE IS ABOUT TO SHUT OFF :(

    GOOOOOOOOOOODNIGHTTTTTTTTTTT

    YOURE AMAZINGER AND COOLER AND GORGEOUSER

    🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

    CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

    🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

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