Victory and Mal's Coolness

YOU WON WHICH MEANS YOURE COOLER

FUUUCCCKKKK

Damn

HERES SOME COOKIES FOR WINNING 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

NOPEEEEE

I REFUSE TO TAKE THEM

THEYRE WINNER COOKIES

NOT COOL COOKIES

JUST WINNER ONES

NOPE

I REFUSE

Don’t worry guys

NOT TILL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE THE COOLEST

NO.

THEN I REFUSE TO TAKE YOUR COOKIES

YOURE COOLER

I GAVE GOOD REASONS

I LOVE THEM BUT I WILL SACRIFICE THEM TO UPHOLD THAT YOU ARE COOLER

I COILD WRITE A WHOLE ESSAY

SO COULD I

YOU KNOW WHAT

I WILL

ME TOO.

EXPECT ONE TOMORROW

YOU TOO.

IT'LL BE THE GREATEST THING YOU EVER READ

I WILL HAVE AN AMAZING ESSAY

I BET YOU WILL

MINE WILL HAVE MORE COMPELLING EVIDENCE

OH IM SURE OF IT

BECAUSE YOURE THE BEST

WHICH MEANS MINE WILL CONVINCE YOU THAT YOURE COOLER

NOPE

YUP IT WILL

ITLL JUST PROVE THAT YOU ARE IN FACT COOLER

NOPE

guys as soon as my dad goes to bed imma watch the sad episode of my show 😭😭😭😭😭

rippppp

george 😔

ik 😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

i will not be very cool once i’m SOBBING OVER HIS DEATH

YOU WILL BE COOL BECAUSE IT SHOWS YOU HAVE EMPATHY

EMPATHY IS FOR WEAK SHORT GIRLS

OH WAIT THATS ME

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOOOOO

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

YOU ARE A COOL SILLY SHORT GIRLO WHO IS AMAZING

JKJK EMPATHY IS PRETTY COOL

YES

LIKE YOU

i don’t look cool when i go up to ppl in grocery stores like “please i can’t reach the top shelf please help me sirrrrr”

NUH UH YOU'RE STILL COOL

HMMMMMM

MHM MHM

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh just you wait

I will write such a good essay

that will not be greater than yours

but will still be really good

i bet yours will be wayyyyyy better

nnnnnnope

only yours can be that good

(genuinely i suck at persuasive essays, i wrote one for school and got a 75 which is the worst i’ve gotten on an essay ever)

well guess what

*I* think your essays are GREAT

So HA

ahhh tytyty

BUT my teacher didn’t

so HA

WELL YOUR TEACHER WAS NOT COOL

YES SHE IS

NOPE

CAUSE SHE ISN'T YOU

AND YOU'RE COOL

SUUUURE

YUP

YOU AGREE

THAT WAS SARCASTIC MEIN FREUND

NOOOOOPE

TOO LATE

NONONO

YEP YEP YEP

🤥👖🔥

NOPE

NO PANTS ARE ON FIRE RN

OH SHIT JAKE

YOURE MASSIVE WOODEN NOSE CAUGHT FIRE FROM YOUR PANGS

PANTS

MASSIVE WOOD?!?!

IS YOUR AMAZING ITALIAN SQUIRREL MIRROR FACE OKAY?????

🤨🤨🤨

YES CUS YOU PINOCCIO

PINOCCHIO LIES

I DIDN'T LIE

YES YOU DID

NOPE

NOPE NOPE NOPE

AHUHAHUH

NOOOOOOOPE

NOPE TO THE NOPETY NOPE NOPE

I HAVE A PAGE OF MY ESSAY SO FAR

😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

GOODNESS GRACIOUS

YOU'RE AN EVEN BETTER WRITER THAN ME

NO YOURE JUST SO COOL THAT ITS SO EASY TO WRITE ABOUT YOUR COOLNESS

I THINK YOU'RE JUST SUCH A GOOD WRITER YOU CAN MAKE ME SEEM COOLER, WHICH I AM NOT

STOP IT YOURE SO COOL

DONT BE A NEGATIVE NELLY

IM NOT

YOURE JUST TOO COOL

JAKE.

SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABT YOURSELF

NOW.

UHHHHHH

CHOP CHOP

I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF KNOWING THE COOLEST GIRL EVER WHICH IS YOU

THAT'S PRETTY POSITIVE

NO IT CANT INVOLVE ME YOU GOOBER

i read that as gooner 😭

lmfao 😭😭😭😭😭

ALSO YOU'RE COOLER SO HA

SAY SMTH POSITVE ABT YOURSELF JAKE JAKOB JAKERSON

NOT MY NAME IDK WHO THAT IS

SAY SMTH POSITIVE ABT YOURSELF NOW

MAKE ME.

PLEEEEASE YOU GOTTA COUNTERACT THE NEGATIVITY

NNNNNNNOPE

THEN THIS PLAY DATE IS OVER

NO WHERE ARE YOU GOING???

ALASKA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SAY SMTH POSITICE

POSITIVE**

MAKE

ME

☹️☹️☹️

fine

I

Gianni

Am really good

AT KNOWING WHO'S THE COOLEST

WHICH IS YOU

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

NO IT CANT INVOLVE ME YA FUCKER

TOO BAD

SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT ONLY YOU

CHOP CHOP

SPIT IT OUT

I can tell the difference between coolness and uncoolness with perfect accuracy

THERES A LOTTA OPTIONS

no you can’t cus you can’t see how cool you are

I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE COOLER

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW COOL I AM

NO

WHICH IS LESS COOL THAN YOU

YOI ARE SO COOL

PERHAPS, BUT STILL YOU ARE COOLER!

NOOOOOOOOO

YOU BUTTCRACKETY

THANK YOU FOR THAT SILLY COMPLIMENT

YOU ARE

*NOT*

WELCOME

time for george’s death 😭

NOOOOO

GEORGEEEEEEE

i’m not ready bro

Yes you are

youve got this

cause youre awesome

no im not ready

not at all

😔😔😔

😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔

IT'LL BE OKAY!

REALLY SAD

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

BUT OKAY!

ILL DIE TOO

NOOOO

YOU CAN'T

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT YOU?

BE COOL

AND HAPPY

NOOOO

AND GENIUS

HOW CAN I BE HAPPY IF YOU'RE DEAD

CYS YOURE COOL

NOOOO

NO AMOUNT OF COOLNESS WILL MAKE ME HAPPY

IF YOURE DEAD

YOU SURVIVED LIKE A YEAR OFF THE SITE WITBOUT ME

IF I DIE WITH GEORGE YOULL BE FIIIINE

NONONONONO

IT WAS A MISERABLE YEAR

LITERALLY NOBODY WAS AS COOL AS YOU IT WAS SO SAD AND BORING

AHUH WELL IT WASNT CUS I WAS GONE

YOU HAVE UK NOW

IT WAS CAUSE I WAS GONE

AND YOU WEREN'T THERE

UK IS LIKE

3RD PLACE MAX

UKS COLLEE THAN ME

WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE BEST

wow i cannot tupe

type

COOLER***

NOPE

YOU'RE SO MUCH COOLER

LIIIIIIIIIES

NOPE!

THE LIES ARE KILLING ME

AHHHHHHHH

AHHHHH

GAHHHH

BDHEISIA AB

💔

WHAT WHAT

😵

NOOOOOOOO

💀

MAL NO

NONONONO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

☠️

:C

MAL NOOOOOOOO

:D

WHAT AM I GONNA DO

IM BACK ALIVE AGAIN

OMG HI

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH WHY DID YOU DIE :(

CUS YOU COULDNT ADMIT THAY YOURE COOLER

OH CMON I DIED FOR HALF A SECOND

HIIIII

IT WAS HORRIBLE

THE WORST HALF SECOND OF MY LIFE

SUREEEEEEEEEE

I DONT BELIEVE YOUUUUU

george j hugged mary and they were to happy cus he got an awesome new job but he’ll never be able to do the job 😭😭😭😭😭

NOOOOOO

GEORGE :(

i’m so sad and he’s still alive

STOP THEYRE ALL EXCITED TO MOVE TO HOUSTON

😔

He was the best

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

:(((((

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

mary told sheldon to go eat dinner w everyone “while we’re still together”

GEORGE IS GONNA BE GONE

MARY NOOOOO

IN LIKE 10 MINUTES

AHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ughhhhhj

welll

wyd

my airpods died so im charging them

haha nice

almost done with the movie

its fucking awful 😭

yippeeeeee

oh damn

lmaooo

Idk why im forcing myself to sit through it

BUT

T

CRACK

I'm chillin' on here at the same time which is awesome

me either

trueeeee

GEORGEEEE

WAHHHHHHHHH

DON'T CRY IT'LL BE ALRIGHT

george won't

also

BUT YOU WILL

why did meemaw start dating dale

i have him

hate

he’s so annoying

i prefer sturgis

WHAT ARE THESE NAMES

"dale and sturgis"

lmaoooo

😭

well dale is first name

sturgis is the guys last name

I need to watch Younh Sheldon now that I live in Texas

ohhhhh

cus idk his first name

*Young

it’s so good

I feel like I'd hate sheldon

lmao

he’s so annoying but he’s also hilarious

True true

ahuhahuh

HEY HEY

REAL QUICK

WE'RE MAKING A PACT

TO GET GOOD SLEEP TONIGHT

AND EAT BREAKFAST

DEAL?

OKAY

WHY

BUT DEAL

BUT WHY

BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT OF IT

AND IT SEEMS IMPORTANT

OKAY

DEALIO

PINKY PROMISE?

PINK PROMISE

🤙

PINKY

WHERE'S THAT PINKY

I DON'T SEE IT

🤙

YAYYYYYYY

I COULDNT FIND THE EMOJI

LMFAO

LMAO

SO I COPY AND PASTED IT

IT WORKED OUT LOL

YIPPEEEEEE

WOOOOOO

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

orng

ITS ME

CUS ITS SHORT

AND ITS SILLY

BUT ITS NOT GORGEOUS OR A GENIUS OR COOL OR A SQUIRRELERFLY

THATS OKAY

IT STILL BE ME

NOOOO

also

LMFAO SOME GUY JUST TRIED TO GET INTO MY DORM

LIKE

7 TIMES

CAUSE HE WAS ON THE WRONG FLOOR

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i was like "WTF DO I DO"

CAUSE HE'S PUTTING IN CODES AND TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR AND STUFF

THATS SO FUNNY

there goes asshton

HOW DID HE NOT KNOW

IT LITERALLY SAYS MY NAME ON THE DOOR

AND THE ROOM NUMBER

WHICH IS NOT HIS 😭

GEORGE DIED

NO

GEORGE NO

i feel tingly

MAL ARE YOU OKAY?

this is not okay

no im shaken

twss

what the helly

NOOOOO

bahahahaha

IT'LL BE OKAY

I PROMISE

George will live on in our hearts

he didn’t make it to the family pictures 😭

NOOOO

THAT'S SO SAD

this is not ok

ABSOLUTELY NOT

why did he dir

die

I have a song for that hold on

😭😭😭

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

VERY FITTING

stop this is so sad

:(

😭😭😭😭😭😭

HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP

not good

AWWW

IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT

THIS IS TOO MUCH MAN

FLY HIGH GEORGE 🕊️

💔💔💔💔

He's eating meemaw's brisket up in heaven

i want him eating brisket on earth

AW

:(

I SO SAD

IT

*IT'S OKAYYY

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

We should have a funeral for george

yes we should

tomorrow?

yes ☹️

I'll plan on it then :)

yay 😭

IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT!!!

WAH

IT'S OKAYYYYYYY

WHY DID HE DIE

I DON'T KNOW

IT'S VERY VERY SAD

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

:C

☹️

DON'T BE SAD, IT'LL BE OKAY

😭😭😭😭😭

NOOOOOO

IM GONNA DIE FROM SADNESS

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DIE :(

THEN I'LL BE EXTRA SAD

😭

AND THEN I'LL DIE OF SADNESS

WE CAN'T BOTH BE SAD AND DEAD

NO YOU WONT YOULL BE OKAY

NOOOOO

NOT IF YOU'RE DEAD :(

:(((((((

:CCCCCCCC

SAD

I KNOW :(

WYD

FINISHING THE MOVIE

ITS LAME

THEN WHYD YA WATCH IT

MY FRIEND WANTED ME TO

SHOULDA SAID NO SMHSMH

I KNOW

TSK TSK TSK

SMH SMH

SILLY YOU

NOT AS SILLY AS YOU!

TEHEHE

I DONT FEEL SILLY NOW

AWWW

YOU'RE STILL SILLY AT HEART

SADDDD

:((((

MY PHONES OFF IN 10 MINS

BOOOOOOO

NOOOOOO

:(

IM GONNA BE EXTRA SAD NOW

DONT BE SAD

HE HAPPY

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

HOW CAN I?

:(

CUS YOURE COOL

AND CUS I SAID TO BE HAPPY

NUH UH

FINE

BUT ONLY CAUSE YOU SAID SO

DONT MISS ME TOO MUCH LMAO

ILL BE HERE TMRW

OKKKKKKKKK

I'LL TRY 😔

💔💔💔

💔💔💔 INDEED

FOR REALSIES

FO RIZZLE

also my essay is gonna be way better

I believe you

cus you’re way cooler

I believe it cause YOU'RE way cooler

i wrote about your legendary apology song and how you sing WAY BETTER than me

NUH UH

AHUH

YOU DA BETTER SINGER

MUAHAHAHAHA

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT

YOU HAVE NO PROOF

YEAH

BUT

I HAVE MY BELIEF

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I SOUND LIKE 😈😈😈😈😈

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

AND YOURE GORGEOUSER

AND COOLER

AND SQUIRRELER

THESE ARE ALL LIES

EXCEPT THIS THAT'S TRUE

NONONO

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU ARE GORGEOUSER

AND COOLER

AAAAAND SQUIRRELELER

LIES

TRUTH

LIAR

LIESSSSSS

TRUTHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU CAN

NOT

PROVE

ANYTHING

YOURE THE GORGEOUSEST

AND THE COOLEST

LOOK IN A MIRROR THATS PROOF

NOOOOOPE

I REFUSE

CUS YOU DONT WANNA SEE THE TRUTH

CAUSE I KNOW THE TRUTH

WHICH IS THAT

YOU ARE THE GORGEOUSESTEST

AND THE COOLESTEST

AND THE SILLIESTEST

AND THE BESTESTEST

NOPE ANY MIRROR WOULD SAY OTHERWISE

I DOUBT THAT

LEMME GO ASK MY MIRROR