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    • United Kingdom UK

    Im doing good too

    hi doing good too, im cosmo

    maybe you're natural intelligence

    United Kingdom UK

    NI

    Lowkey 4 letters away from being cancelled

    especially since shes dating someone whos part n word

    wait did he say if everything gets screentimed?

    and got me to say it too cuz i kinda have slight chameleon syndrome with speech patterns

    lmao that card was so worth it

    Cosmo idk

    and got me to say it too cuz i kinda have slight chameleon syndrome with speech patterns

    Exuses

    (tho i technically never did the card mwahahaha)

    Cosmo idk

    and got me to say it too cuz i kinda have slight chameleon syndrome with speech patterns

    ifk you do

    anyways im about to dip off

    United Kingdom UK

    Cuz im sleep deprived or something

    realll

    Anonymous

    thats such a good one

    Yeah well thats why i stole it

    noooooo stop itttttttttt

    aw yall are getting along so well

    if mal wasn't dating me friend id think yall are in love

    fuck i somehow forgot jomokis birthday

    but its about 1 year and two weeks between mal and jomoki

    Cosmo idk

    but its about 1 year and two weeks between mal and jomoki

    i love him

    girl remind me when his birthday is

    i remember your birthday

    4 days older than my last crush

    Anonymous

    sept 23 im pretty sure

    yeah

    fuck i had it in me head

    ok so you're 1 year 18 days older than him

    yeah whats my birthday if im 22 days older than you

    im not doing the math gng

    ok ig im your personal calculator then

    wow you didn't insult me

    maybe being jomokis friend made you hate me less

    tyty i take thaht azh a compriment-uh

    *pushes glashesh up smugly*

    mk anyways im addicted to these sims on desmos

    United Kingdom UK
    Image

    not the best clip

    United Kingdom UK

    It could be if the viewer jumps to conclusions

    eh

    United Kingdom UK

    Just like my life

    crazy

    Cosmo idk

    hows the weather

    cold

    i don't got me phone on me so i can't check exactly how cold it is in [redacted for my personal safety]

    Anonymous

    im SO bad at birthdays

    also tbf for you half the time i don't rlly know my moms bday. (also a sept bday)

    United Kingdom UK

    In the UK its 8°

    in american?

    United Kingdom UK

    In the UK its 8°

    Celsius to remove confusion

    Cosmo idk

    also tbf for you half the time i don't rlly know my moms bday. (also a sept bday)

    ik my moms bday

    i always know it but im not always 100% sure

    Anonymous

    ik my moms bday

    ik where you live

    can you confirm here that i also know it?

    its like uh something wallabee drive, new york, 9/11 memorial?

    but in the summer i live on 123 sesame street

    Cosmo idk

    can you confirm here that i also know it?

    (i ain't ever doxxing you except for your face and your pussies)

    Anonymous

    but in the summer i live on 123 sesame street

    LMAO

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    leave my face outta here goofy

    my autocorrect is actually so bad td wtf

    Cosmo idk

    mm nah

    gonna ban you for doxxing

    yall got valentines or nah

    she rlly likes the n word dick

    you mean african?

    Cosmo idk

    he part n word

    hes perfect.

    Cosmo idk

    he subhuman

    no hes not

    kris67
    Image

    why the anime hair

    Cosmo idk

    he also jewish

    and hes perfect

    i love benjamin netanyahu

    glory to the idf

    kris67

    i love benjamin netanyahu

    he's not horrible but hes not perfect

    Anonymous

    why the anime hair

    not anime hair

    thay wqs at like 10 at night

    texture powder and clay wore off 💔

    you turn into an anime character after 10 pm?

    my name is mal and i’m super racist and i love trump

    mal, you got a bf with an anime username

    kris67

    my name is mal and i’m super racist and i love trump

    she is very racist

    kris67

    my name is mal and i’m super racist and i love trump

    only one of those is accurate

    Cosmo idk

    mal, you got a bf with an anime username

    yeah ik

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    my hair was really hard

    Anonymous

    only one of those is accurate

    ayoooooo dark humor bluds

    Cosmo idk

    BAHAHA

    was very wet looking

    mal loves saying the n word

    kris67

    was very wet looking

    did your girl like it wet?

    that was back in december before i got it cut

    finally stopped goung to great clips✌️🥹

    Comment deleted

    she gorgeous btw

    youve changed a lot since last time ive seen you

    Anonymous

    she gorgeous btw

    i know bru

    Comment deleted by kris67
    Cosmo idk

    youve changed a lot since last time ive seen you

    danke

    don't give danke to me. give danke to mein fuhrer

    weights class fucks up my hair

    damn you got a class for that?

    if i didn’t have it i’d drop out

    mal, you got a bf so you cant simp on those biceps

    i’m taking it junior and senior year too so i can be the strongest and mog all the freshmen

    Cosmo idk

    mal, you got a bf so you cant simp on those biceps

    im not

    kris67

    if i didn’t have it i’d drop out

    or go to a gym on your own time

    Cosmo idk

    or go to a gym on your own time

    i do that too

    i go to the y on days indont have weights

    we have a block schedule

    i work out 2-3 times a week but im struggling with gaining weight

    new year’s eve

    Anonymous

    i work for the y

    wait rlly?

    Cosmo idk

    i work out 2-3 times a week but im struggling with gaining weight

    creatines goid for weight gain

    Cosmo idk

    wait rlly?

    theyre who bought where i used to work

    kris67

    creatines goid for weight gain

    i got my dad for my workout plans

    im not ready for creatine yet though

    when i had realy bad deadlift form

    Cosmo idk

    i got my dad for my workout plans

    holy tuff

    oh bahaha thats shit form

    Cosmo idk

    im not ready for creatine yet though

    yeah itll bloat your face lowkenuinly

    Cosmo idk

    oh bahaha thats shit form

    yes bru

    arching my back way too much

    i need some structure behind my face

    kris67

    arching my back way too much

    fr

    carter wasnt here today

    the ones that the tren twins work for

    Cosmo idk

    dirty ass room tho

    i js cleaned it

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    ok guess im not seeing you for like 4 months again

    Cosmo idk

    dirty ass room tho

    Smart people have messy rooms

    United Kingdom UK

    Smart people have messy rooms

    real

    guess i was extra smart earlier this morning

    fucking cleaners cleaned away my smartness

    Anonymous

    real

    oh you must be the smartest one here and I, the dumbest. How I stand at start in awe at your intellectual awesomeness, for thy room hath obtaineth the great honar of looking like a great whirlwind hath taketh shelter in thine abode. Oh how my heart yearns like a lion for the taste of a young lamb (no pun i intend there) for a room of equal disorder and chaos.

    ok thats enough suck up from me

    Cosmo idk

    oh you must be the smartest one here and I, the dumbest. How I stand at start in awe at your intellectual awesomeness, for thy room hath obtaineth the great honar of looking like a great whirlwind hath taketh shelter in thine abode. Oh how my heart yearns like a lion for the taste of a young lamb (no pun i intend there) for a room of equal disorder and chaos.

    wtf

    and also i couldn't resist sayin something like that

    yk im totally 100% in love with and obsessed with you

    so uh like break up with jomoki so you can get with me or smthn

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    (jk lmao pls stay with jomoki)

    (whoops accidently name dropped)

    Cosmo idk

    (jk lmao pls stay with jomoki)

    i will

    Anonymous

    no i love him smh

    he's a great kid

    that shouldn't even be in the program but now that he has you its worth it for him

    Anonymous

    most perfect person ik

    what about the big sky daddy? don't you know him too?

    Cosmo idk

    that shouldn't even be in the program but now that he has you its worth it for him

    i hate that he’s there but i love that ik him

    Cosmo idk

    what about the big sky daddy? don't you know him too?

    besides him obviously

    and im glad that i introduced yall

    Anonymous

    besides him obviously

    lmao

    Anonymous

    i hate that he’s there but i love that ik him

    wdym hes in your bed right now

    lmao thats cringy but cute

    Anonymous

    i love him sm lmao

    you love him from [redacted] to West Monroe, Louisiana

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    times like a bajillion

    well i love him (as a friend) from [my location] to West Monroe, Louisiana and back times like a bajillion plus one (:<

    i love him more gng dont even

    fuck i cant argue with women i keep forgetting

    ok you love him more but i love him in different ways more

    but overall you love him more

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    you love him romantically, physically, emotionally, and virtually

    sadly my brains acting too slow to think of something funny

    you never got to be with him physically tho

    i got to be closer physically to him than you ever were to him by like a million times?

    ...................................and??????????????

    Anonymous

    ...................................and??????????????

    why doooo you like bullying me so much

    wow im guessin you're tired now

    rlly speaks "I love emo music but im not emo myself"

    Cosmo idk

    rlly speaks "I love emo music but im not emo myself"

    Your new pfp kinda looks like DNA

    Wtf happened while i was at a competition?

    talkin to me bf wbuuuuuuuuuu

    while listening to a totally not freaky ass playlist ^_^

    because I am weird like that fr

    no, he said too old actually.

    man don't you hate it when you close your eyes and can't see?

    BECAUSE SCHOOL FUCKED ME UP </3

    Cosmo called me dyslexic </3

    he calls everyone dyslexic

    Anonymous

    no i js love nigeria

    cool beans dudeeee *says in nerdy ass voice*

    Bree_ 7772

    cool beans dudeeee *says in nerdy ass voice*

    totally tubular

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    so he is having trouble w/ 2-1

    WE CAN FEAST ON IT TOGETHER

    imma text him to warn him

    he said he doesnt have one

    BOOM WE EACH GET OUR OWN

    he said we cant have them

    he asked why we want them

    soo i told him its cus he's dyslexic

    we should go around and eat dyslexic ppls souls

    and my bagels so buh bye

    Cosmo idk

    and my bagels so buh bye

    your bagels should have that one cold hard spot in the middle

    my thumb hurts SO fucking bad

    (lets hope cosmo doesn't re appear)

    BECAUSE I FELT THEIR BREATHHHHHH

    FUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK IM SO CONFUSED

    SUHBDUGDEYWTBHNDEWGT3T278908976`1Y2UIO32P1O`JJH1BVGB SHANJQKAASD,./'[A]WQ=1-09387Y3H2QJKKK&^%ZYSU8W93O2O

    OOOOOO IMA TELL YOU EVERYYTHINNG TMMRR

    eheheheheheheheehhehe >>::))

    AHHH IDK HOW TO FUCKING FLIRT

    i genuinely acted like a #1 fangirl

    we r coooked if cosmo reads ts

    more like I , EMPHASIS ON THE I

    HE FINNA BE DEADDDDDDDDDD

    SHOULD WE COOK HIM MEDIUM RARE?

    or should we do my fellow stereotypical white ppl way

    Bree_ 7772

    *hands you cosmos soul*

    tytytytytytyty

    me and cosmo used to be roomates

    i said beep beep im a sheep

    RARARARARARARARARARARARARARRARASA5RAARARARARRABEEEPBEEP

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    jomoki1

    i got you bbg

    hell yeah

    better then the book im reading

    jomoki1

    we’re in person

    I RLLY RLLY RLLY WISH OMFG

    jomoki1

    u r a bootydactyl

    i dont got da booty for dat

    OMFG THE WHOLE CAKE FACTORY BACK THERE

    jomoki1

    for like 2 months

    a month, dumbass

    do we think that we have buttcracks cus someone took a slice of our cakes

    Anonymous

    do we think that we have buttcracks cus someone took a slice of our cakes

    what fucking shower thought is that

    Bree_ 7772

    your bagels should have that one cold hard spot in the middle

    they came out rlly well

    jomoki1

    lol for you love

    i love you hehehehe

    Bree_ 7772

    what fucking shower thought is that

    its mal when shes horny. what do you expect

    Cosmo idk

    they came out rlly well

    no fucking way you went all the way back

    thats not me being horny

    thats me thinking at 3 am

    i’m always thinking of u at 3 am bbg

    jomoki1

    ilyt

    you gonna say anything to me

    just get a room already gng </3

    jomoki1

    i’m always thinking of u at 3 am bbg

    bet you thought of her while you were taking freezing showers

    yep they verrry far away

    it’s like a 30 hour drive

    yeah ik yall wanna be in each other

    thats longger then from Pennsylvania from here

    COSMO THE ONE MAKING IT FREAKY

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    boy's prolly takin his meds

    the worst time is when its silent in class

    never had hiccups in class

    Cosmo idk

    never had hiccups in class

    lucky bastard

    it’s like a 2-3 day drive from me to mal when i go home

    Bree_ 7772

    lucky bastard

    i swear its the pennies

    jomoki1

    it’s like a 2-3 day drive from me to mal when i go home

    or she could just like buy you a ticket

    Cosmo idk

    i swear its the pennies

    what if i eat the pennies or use them for gambling....

    Cosmo idk

    i swear its the pennies

    i think at this point thats gotta be unlucky

    Bree_ 7772

    what if i eat the pennies or use them for gambling....

    you're dead

    Bree_ 7772

    *gambles yur pennies away*

    you owe me your soul

    Bree_ 7772

    :)

    talking about some one else

    Cosmo idk

    you owe me your soul

    Mal ate mine. fym

    Anonymous

    ill eat my bf

    ok shut up

    Bree_ 7772

    freaky ass

    meanwhile mr caboose

    guys I think Mal MIGHT like her bf

    Cosmo idk

    meanwhile mr caboose

    wtf, i can't read

    hmmmmm she might like him a LITTLE bit

    Bree_ 7772

    wtf, i can't read

    jomoki can very much relate

    hmm maybe more than just a tad

    btw bree does this pfp look better

    i don't have my glasses on </3

    do NOT critic mine or im selling you in an auction

    Bree_ 7772

    i don't have my glasses on </3

    just look at it from my profile

    Bree_ 7772

    do NOT critic mine or im selling you in an auction

    mm slavery is yummy

    Cosmo idk

    mm slavery is yummy

    why?

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    THERES MONKEYS IN MY ASSHOLE

    N WORDS IN MY ASSHOLEEEE

    I DONT WANNA HAVE CONVERSATIONS LIKE THIS WITH YOU

    ORR ELSE IM GNNA DO SMT TMMRW

    TELL THAT TO THE MONKEYSSSSS

    AND MAL PROLLY KNOWS WHAT IMA DO

    CUS WE WAS TALKIN ABT IT EARLIER

    CUZ DERE BE MONKE IN BY BOOMBOOM HOLE

    Bree_ 7772

    you fucking cunt

    time out, now!

    i refuse to go in the corner >:(

    Bree_ 7772

    i refuse to go in the corner >:(

    so much shit i can say that im not sayin

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    Cosmo idk

    you want me to say it?

    say it

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    Bree_ 7772

    i refuse to go in the corner >:(

    stay sober for life

    mal you on call with jomoki?

    nah i prefer that you stay sober (:

    I'm jealous of holiday decorations

    Cosmo idk

    mal you on call with jomoki?

    wouldnt you like to know weather boy

    Anonymous

    wouldnt you like to know weather boy

    bitch

    Anonymous

    i not a bitch

    your a fucking pretty princess

    you're jonahs pussy then

    Bree_ 7772

    your a fucking pretty princess

    DAMN STRAIGHT

    NAH. YOUR A muddafuckin honse

    Bree_ 7772

    your a fucking pretty princess

    so she's her pussy?

    ollies a pretty princess

    Cosmo idk

    so she's her pussy?

    go fuck a kid

    im jomoki's pretty princess

    also tell jomoki that ik how to bypass qustodio on computers

    HEEIUGO9RYF48YFRE98FREUIH48UGH48TH4IU4RHIEHGRUHH G ROPJBOJBBJTO4TGEIGJOGJOGTJRTGJTJTJ959ERIEGJGIEOGEJEOETGJTOEOGJEORGJGJFIFORLFIEOIFJFGEROROERJRJGEIDFEIURGIREHGIURHGUGJRFEIUGIIFRJEJFIUFRJKJMKUFRJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJTGTRUFIJGGTFRJIOKOIJMU7FRJIGUJFRIGTFR5JIUI9FRUGJTTJRI9J4UJUJURFUJJTGRUJTRRJIFRJTRTG5UHTUGTRUGIURRUJ7REUJJUITRUJTRT8UTHHUTUHGUGRUHGUHHUUIGHITGHIGHIRHRUTGIUGTIUGTRIUGTIUTGIUTGRIFJIJIFEJFIEUGJUJFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUGJFFJFGNERINGIEGU

    and I looveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Bree_ 7772

    BRB, gotta go be a fatass

    be a thin pussy then

    you suck go home or something

    Cosmo idk

    come backkkkk

    sorry I took so long, I'm a slow eater.

    I'm sorry I took so long to respond

    me n jomoki were saying that over and over as we were all typing it

    trying not 2 puke cus i ate WAY too fast fr

    i might actually try to slee rnn

    (if i can'tt then I will come back0

    but new account cause I forgot the login

    Anyway, what's happened since I was last on

    That sucks, has anyone said anything about me? I remember I used to be called a elder eldritch of this website or smth

    8/27/2024 according to my original account

    Lyxi Revamped

    That sucks, has anyone said anything about me? I remember I used to be called a elder eldritch of this website or smth

    i dont think so

    Lyxi Revamped

    Cause I've been here since 2024

    nice

    Hmm... I'm still waiting for WJE Worst to ask people the worst I've done