UK, get on.

K

wsp uk

Sup

Hru

doin good

you?

Im doing good too

hey king

Hey

Hru

good hbu

Im good

hi doing good too, im cosmo

ur ai

woah

Haha, you got me

wow you didn't deny it

maybe you aren't ai

maybe you're natural intelligence

NI

i love NI

NI- its so nice

Lowkey 4 letters away from being cancelled

n wordddddddddd

n wordddddddddd

n worddddddddddd

its mals favorite word

especially since shes dating someone whos part n word

i love him

yeah ik you do

Confirmed

wait did he say if everything gets screentimed?

he doesnt as far as ik

Say what?

The n word?

oh he says it

he says it a lot

not always hard r tho

Not always is crazy

lmaoooo

and got me to say it too cuz i kinda have slight chameleon syndrome with speech patterns

lmao that card was so worth it

Exuses

(tho i technically never did the card mwahahaha)

ifk you do

yup yup yup

Confirmed.

lmao

anyways im about to dip off

Alright

Cya

oki

I also spelt excuses wrong

congrats

Cuz im sleep deprived or something

buh bye n words

realll

n

i

g

Buh bye n word

eria

Nigeria

my favorite country

yes

thats such a good one

that I TOOK

I already know its your favorite

Yeah well thats why i stole it

its so funny

Mine is funnier

Wow mal

I cant believe you said that

Jk

lmaooo

n

i

g

eria

Flag of Niget

Niger*

niget lmfao

It made the joke bad

Dont laugh at me

I laugh at you

😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵

ruuuuuuude

🤣

lmao

aw yall are getting along so well

if mal wasn't dating me friend id think yall are in love

...

Think about the age gap cosmo

yall, its only 2 yrs

fuck i somehow forgot jomokis birthday

You have pedo bias

but its about 1 year and two weeks between mal and jomoki

mwahaha

i love him

girl remind me when his birthday is

i remember your birthday

sept 23 im pretty sure

4 days older than my last crush

yeah

fuck i had it in me head

ok so you're 1 year 18 days older than him

yesssssssssss i got it

maf

im SO bad at birthdays

like so so bad

yeah whats my birthday if im 22 days older than you

im not doing the math gng

ok ig im your personal calculator then

august 14

lmao

wow you didn't insult me

maybe being jomokis friend made you hate me less

Nerdo

tyty i take thaht azh a compriment-uh

*pushes glashesh up smugly*

.....

lmao

wow.

mk anyways im addicted to these sims on desmos

so like...

hows the weather

The weather is night time.

Crazy

Hilariously bad

Just like my life

Jk

its a sadly bad clip

wsp eli

Objection

Hilariously bad

crazy

cold

i don't got me phone on me so i can't check exactly how cold it is in [redacted for my personal safety]

In the UK its 8°

also tbf for you half the time i don't rlly know my moms bday. (also a sept bday)

in american?

Celsius to remove confusion

girl

ik my moms bday

wait i remember it now

sept 30

no im dumb

i always know it but im not always 100% sure

ik where you live

ok so do i

omg you do?

mhm

impressive ik

can you confirm here that i also know it?

no

its like uh something wallabee drive, new york, 9/11 memorial?

yup

yayayayaya

but in the summer i live on 123 sesame street

(i ain't ever doxxing you except for your face and your pussies)

LMAO

leave my face outta here goofy

mm nah

my autocorrect is actually so bad td wtf

gonna ban you for doxxing

you cant ban other mods

only matt can

shhhhhhhhhhh

thats ai

nuh uh

yes

nein

shhhhhhhhhhhh

buh uh

nuh uh

buh uh

boom

kerplow

wsp kris

kachow

i’m gay

yeah we know

yall got valentines or nah

mals got my friend

yupppppppp

tuff boi

he part n word

she rlly likes the n word dick

you mean african?

hes perfect.

he subhuman

(me talkin)

eating tshirt

uh

no hes not

he also jewish

why the anime hair

and hes perfect

i love benjamin netanyahu

bahaha lmao

glory to the idf

he's not horrible but hes not perfect

not anime hair

mm sure

thay wqs at like 10 at night

texture powder and clay wore off 💔

you turn into an anime character after 10 pm?

the city needs you ig

my name is mal and i’m super racist and i love trump

mal, you got a bf with an anime username

she is very racist

only one of those is accurate

she loves f1 racing

yeah ik

the time i used too much hairspray

my hair was really hard

omg 😭

BAHAHA

ayoooooo dark humor bluds

ayo sus

was very wet looking

mal loves saying the n word

we know

did your girl like it wet?

ayo sus

lmaooo

that was back in december before i got it cut

mm

finally stopped goung to great clips✌️🥹

she gorgeous btw

youve changed a lot since last time ive seen you

i know bru

i love her brah

good

ICH LIEBE MEIN FUHRER

muscle up

hair was cooked

weights class fucks up my hair

damn you got a class for that?

yes bru

fav class

can tell

if i didn’t have it i’d drop out

mal, you got a bf so you cant simp on those biceps

i’m taking it junior and senior year too so i can be the strongest and mog all the freshmen

im not

or go to a gym on your own time

lies

i love my bf gng

i do that too

i go to the y on days indont have weights

we have a block schedule

i work for the y

i work out 2-3 times a week but im struggling with gaining weight

rlly ive been dropping

cuz of stress n shit

new year’s eve

wait rlly?

yeah

oh cool

creatines goid for weight gain

theyre who bought where i used to work

i got my dad for my workout plans

hes insanely fit

im not ready for creatine yet though

when i had realy bad deadlift form

nice

holy tuff

oh bahaha thats shit form

yeah itll bloat your face lowkenuinly

yes bru

arching my back way too much

i need some structure behind my face

fr

lunch today

i was like

lmao

boi ayo sus

nice

carter wasnt here today

toast?

sick

damn

damn

damn

youngla pants

huh

o nice

youngla

the brand

my friends love youngla

dirty ass room tho

the ones that the tren twins work for

i js cleaned it

like

last weekend

anyways toodles

ok guess im not seeing you for like 4 months again

Smart people have messy rooms

Its confirmed

real

real

guess i was extra smart earlier this morning

fucking cleaners cleaned away my smartness

ded

still ded

oh you must be the smartest one here and I, the dumbest. How I stand at start in awe at your intellectual awesomeness, for thy room hath obtaineth the great honar of looking like a great whirlwind hath taketh shelter in thine abode. Oh how my heart yearns like a lion for the taste of a young lamb (no pun i intend there) for a room of equal disorder and chaos.

ok thats enough suck up from me

wtf

lol

yapping is fun

oook..

and also i couldn't resist sayin something like that

yk im totally 100% in love with and obsessed with you

yup

so uh like break up with jomoki so you can get with me or smthn

(jk lmao pls stay with jomoki)

(whoops accidently name dropped)

no i love him smh

i will

he's a great kid

he sure is

most perfect person ik

that shouldn't even be in the program but now that he has you its worth it for him

what about the big sky daddy? don't you know him too?

i hate that he’s there but i love that ik him

besides him obviously

and im glad that i introduced yall

lmao

wdym hes in your bed right now

i rlly rlly wish

in your heart

lmao thats cringy but cute

i love him sm lmao

yeah ik

glad you love him

you love him from [redacted] to West Monroe, Louisiana

times like a bajillion

yuppp

well i love him (as a friend) from [my location] to West Monroe, Louisiana and back times like a bajillion plus one (:<

i love him more gng dont even

fuck i cant argue with women i keep forgetting

ok you love him more but i love him in different ways more

but overall you love him more

you love him romantically, physically, emotionally, and virtually

interesting...

sadly my brains acting too slow to think of something funny

loser

you never got to be with him physically tho

ok

so

uh

i have

and?

uh

you haven't?

...and...?

i got to be closer physically to him than you ever were to him by like a million times?

...................................and??????????????

stopppppp

no

don't stop

no

no?

no

ok yeah you win

uh hows this pfp

anddd you dipped

why doooo you like bullying me so much

idk

uh

wow im guessin you're tired now

also nice new bio

rlly speaks "I love emo music but im not emo myself"

uh

great

Your new pfp kinda looks like DNA

LMAO

Oh wsp

Wtf happened while i was at a competition?

hii

wydd

talkin to me bf wbuuuuuuuuuu

ooooo

uh

Just existing

real

while listening to a totally not freaky ass playlist ^_^