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miami

Whattttt

losers

Hoe

fag

whore

what race are you

white

cracker

damn

wild

ur welcome

enjoy my cream in ur mouth eli

enjoy it real good

enjoy the cream eli

ENJOY IT

what the freak

face mcshooty hasn't been shot yet

nope not yet

has to be in the face

*Leg

*Proceeds to whip out the norfleet and blows head off*

btw its borderlands lover here

LES GOOOOOOOOoo

lemme try to hit you from bunker entrance

u wont

Try me

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE

*Pulls out the skullmasher*

*Proceeds to miss 1000 shots*

NEED IT WANT GOTTA HAVE IT

BULLET TO THE BRAIN GIVE IT TO ME

*One of the 6 bullets grazes the forehead* is that enough bru

ILL SING U A SONG bumbeduembdum dum WHY HAVENT U SHOT ME IN THE FACE

thank u

of course

what is your backstory?

why you wanna get shot in the face so much

💀

whatttt

i dont pay attention to backstory lol

*still dead

oh yeah

HE HAS RISEN ONCE MORE SHOOT ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE

*Proceeds to beat bnk-3r, saturn, and the warrior in 4 seconds*

bro stay dead i dont have any more bullets

NEVER

im brokeeee 😭

would a knie to the face work?

*Knife*

THE URGE TO BE SHOT IN THE FACE OVERWHELMS ME

hold on lemme get some money

*failed mission

Dammit

Im just gonna leave you on my mission list for the whole game

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

and ignore everything you say when your near me

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

alr who do u main in bl2 ?

na

Easily zero

sal too op

axton poopie

gaige poop

maya alright

BUT ROCKET JUMPING IS TOO MUCH FUN

krieg poop but sometime good

?

gamer stuff

ye

oh

you wouldn't understand bucko

u wouldnt understand our power dap

i mostly understand fighting and racing games

yeah ours is a looter shooter

THE BEST LOOTER SHOOTER

BORDERLANDSSSSSS

fuck destiny

is that a face reveal cause its retarded

favorite map in bly?

bl2

eridum blights ez

ohhhh

me personaly

SAWTOOTH CAULDRONNNN

it has the hardest

but coolest mission in the game

ooooo thas good choice

ryan

theres a treasure mission that gies an e-tech

but i like farming donkey mong so i can get rocket jumping ez

yee

i hope you blow your legs off

that new guy declared war on you @YumMan

for what ?

worth flying through the sky

enjoy ur cars im a bird frfr

to prove hes smarter

lol

im gonna pimperhab your face off

he is BUT CHILDREN OF THE VAULT DECLARES WAR

i bet you look like vaughn

schools over

no i wish tho hes funny

damn but hes serious he claims he will be the next mod

BLOOD FUED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

look not act

?

lies FOR TYREEN QUEEN OF THE BANDITS

im serious

he hopping on now

lies

i am always serious

quit capping

dead serious

nothing but lies

bring the mayhem i'll join the war as a allie of WJE

bro why was handsome jack too good of a villain

ALLY*

all he wants is us to argue

idc

he is the enemy

im always down for sumin interesting to happen

fr me too

@YumMan we should allie against him frfr

who wants to wage war

i'd win plus yumman is my friend

you lose

betray him YumMan

together we will make Wje in to the sanctuary we ever so crave

nh i bought his alliance with chocolate

nah**

hhehe

bro i have so much propaganda

u have no clue

oh really

blured much

thats tuff dont lie about it

I win

war on dad me up

it is though but letting you know if you start this war WJE may turn on you ryan cause of what you said about Mr.Nibbles

i aint yo dad

you started this war by lieing and I'm not lieing I swear on my mama

i was only joking bruh

ally with me and no longer shall there be lies told on our land

he admits it

this website is literally called worst jokes ever

were everyone makes stupid jokes

i should leak ryans post to this newbie

what post ?

but you are trying to put words in my mouth, that's not what a friends do

zack

brb

Did everyone get a name change or is this another generation of jokers

? what you mean

Where Jake donut and rest of the wje

they been gone for atleast a year i believe

i joined in 2023 and never met those guys

maybe two

so probably new gen

There's no way I missed them, the lounge went down and I've been out of contact since

rlly

well my names dap me up but people call me dap

I've been here since the community dropped and I've seen so many people so many toxic users it's weird to see no hate but I quite like it

its a peaceful era sometimes but every once a month is when everyone purges each other with words

I'm Royal I used to have an alt called zephyr but forgot my password and I've been here for as long as I can remember

damn

Who's the new admins

cosmo, dipshit and a few others i cant remember but ethan is one

So much new can't believe this

ik but its better this way even though jokes got a lot more toxic

I'm making dinner and thought I'd check up on everyone ill be back later to talk I'm at 725 pm I'll try message at about 9pm my time

I'm going to restore the original era\

k i prob wont be on but the new guys will

I look forward to meeting them all be safe whoever's reading this

bac

two of them just joined these are the website dummies

who are u and what u doin cov territory

be nice

hes a og

ill be the judge of that

test him ima hop off

who is u

he gone he said he will be on at 7:25pm

wait till then

u lied to me

Hey

baby grills

My baddie

i am at the crib

the freakydeaky

im still in school ?

same

bro im gonna go home and speedrun bl3

good luck

MOZE BUILD

lol bl3 is so fucking long it hurts

like i cant play for more than an hour without losing braincells

i got gaming club tonight so ima be playing mortal kombat

especially cuz the story is cheeks

W

the start is boring but once im off pandora im havin fun

W

BRO I WISH I WAS VISITING I WOULD DIE PLAYING REPTILE

?new flavors these days ig

in terms of goofiness i prefer pre sequel

ik

imma be honest ive only beaten 2 3 tale tell and 1

of course

i have played pre sequel but never beat it

i never played pre sequel before

what do you mean by that

idc what anybody says cl4p - tp is the only person i play presequal

is it that good

no

eh whos up to do something stupid for me

the game gives u multiple warnings trying convince u not to play him

i would but idk what u gonna say or if i can do i t

i made it myself

say snickers without the S's to a teacher

oh

?

he finger blasted him self to make a new ice cream

damn

ima leave this chat

why

wym i did that to you

u had a cup of my cream and u swallowed all of it by the spoon full

bro what did i come back too

we were talking about bl 😭

shhhhh

we still talkin about that

She said bo

no hie

hoe

...

speak engish

huh?

Rabiesss

engish is crazy

out of all the playable character in bl wich is ur fav ?

your short

clappywappy for sure

Are you sure you wanna play this character?

yes

ARE U SURE ?

Be serious, do you wanna play this character

yes

He is the annoying most hated thing on pandora you know...

idc yes i love him

are you super sure?

yes

Positive?

OMFG YES GEAR BOX LEMME PLAY AS MY GLORIOUS KING

Owwwww

Fine, but i warned you.

wow

dead ass almost cried when no one came to his b-day party

im kidding dummy

how was helping?

my glorious king my commander my master

slur???

ill be ur minion any day bud

no

a type of brand

no

like a saltine

OMFG THERES A CL4P-TP RC

cracker inst a brand............

its a product.........

and/or a slur

GO FUCK YOURSELF BB8 I GOT A NEW ROBO PAL

saltine is tho

shhhhhhhhhhh

did u sayyyy saltine?

i have a robot bb8

i know u do

no i said cracker

which is a product of saltine

my clap-tp gonna fight ur dumb trash can on wheel

🤓

welp

I'm js playing lol

i am right

you are wrong

bro i had to take a shit, what'd I miss

not rlly tbh

im not either

its a stalemate

yeah

stalemate

BRO THERES A CL4P TP RC

ryan

search up

claptrap r34

no

why

thas my homie

Friends, Romans, Pandora men and/or women, lend me your ears! (No seriously, I need, like, four human ears in the next two hours or this guy named Grulio is gonna break my wheels.) ...I come bearing the most grievous of news: the 1st Soldier down. We've lost one of our own. Michael John Mamaril was a fan of Borderlands, and though any words of mine will seem paltry to that of family and friends, I, Claptrap P. Claptrappington, am humbled and honored to join in the celebration of a life that ended far too soon. The problem with reality is terrible things can happen to good people, and the most we can do is stand by our friends and hope they get better... sometimes they don't, so I'm going to break character now. Carlo, everyone at Gearbox was deeply touched by your request to have our silly little robot join you in eulogizing your friend Michael; it means more to us than you'll ever know. And thanks to both of you for allowing us to become even a small part of what was, clearly, a very special friendship. Our deepest condolences for your loss. Tonight, we raise our glass to the memory of Michael John Mamaril; though he may be gone, he will live on forever in the borderlands.

i went to his b-day party i aint tryin to have that thought in my head while playing the game

RIP

a true vault hunter

I want my charger back soon

A true vault hunter.

its always a good time when i see him in sanctuary

what seasoning do i use on her?

fr

true goats know what this guy says

HEYOOOOOO \

HEYYYOOOOOOOO

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

heyo ?

Stevie boy

SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE

I want my charger back soon

bro

of course u won with those cards even steve could when with those card and all he can is heyo ¨HEYOOO¨ SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE - clap -tp

lol

"Chicken Jockey"

WHY DID THEY CHANGE THE WAY HE LOOKS IN BL3

THIS IS NOT MY STEVE

NOT HIM

thats just a regular bandit now\\\

they should have gave him his own skin

...

praise steve

I want my charger soon

trust

u aint gettin that bacl

steal from the sped kids

STEVEEE

I got

I got.

ok

THE FUCKING DUCK

SAID

"GOT ANY GRAPES"

die

Wow

THIS IS THE GREATESR SHIW

fyne s4

speak engish

Important question, Smash the fine shyt?

imma need the real lilith

im trying

bruhther

BING BOP BOOM BOP BAM

the real on e

THE TYPE OF SHIT IM ON YALL WOULDNT UNDERSTAND

nikka

ur not kendricl

Ay lwk lemme say the n word

3

2

1

Ni-

ger

im am, him ice spice, XXX

PIGGA

trans ?

kinda gay

Shit my spelling is trash

bro i aint gay

BRO WHY IN THE SAME FUCK DID THEY MAKE TANNIS AND LILITH OLD ASF IN THE MOVIE

kiddint

kayla

are u done helping ur mom

SHHHHHHHH

MY MOM CAN SUCK IT

Yes

im heading home

YEHOOO

Btw i was force guys😔💔

incest gay ?

im only gay on the days tht end wit "y"

% - woman wearing a seatbelt

🤓

😔

Men☕

monday wednesday tuesday friday thursday everyday

WOMen☕

exactly

SEATBELTS FOR PUSSYS

Men☕

ryan

sthu yk damn well u use a seatbelt in ur car

so sthu

LMAO

ong u fly when u hit a tiny rock

who says i drive a car ?

not u dumbass

LOLOLOLOL

ur parents car

yk damn well

worth it

nuh uh

I dont wear seatbelts

yuh huh

BIKES

stop lying

blake called u gay

not me, my name is pigga

watch lemme show u my garage when i get home

you post anything im posting all i got on u onto the ss

ur parents don't get home dumbass

then stop posting my shit then dumbass

tf

its funny thoooooooooooooooo

At least yall have parents💔😔

"its funny when I post it thoo"

arent u homeless

exactly

i am😔💔

no ur nto

not

JUMPING OFF THE CANOLE

OR THE RIVER

ethan im serious tho lemme show u my garage

SWIMMING WIR SHARKS

....

dont be a perbert

i legally can not drive a car

due to lazy i have

Tht is somethinb i use to tell the kids before i kidnapped em

BIKES THO 🤤

*lazy eye

i drove fourwheeler into pond

its still in there

brb passing period

kk

GYAAAAAAAAYAYAYAY

bro eli u weird

ranch ?

on ur pop corn ?

icky

the what

shuit up

i enjoy it

im not judging man

whatever floats your boat

bro everyone knows cheddar cheese is the best

in general or on popcorn?

on popcorn

Extra butter popcorn is the best in terms of simplicity

cheese is just... uncommon.

bro what

im talking homemade btw

"bro what"

still

no kettle no movie theature popcorn

i dont judge and i have never tried cheese on pp

sorry, pc

not pp

never happened

one sec

What

i got a question but i need to find it

guys do you wanna see my songs I make in school everyday???

im actually drakes ghostwriter

bro i cant find it

but would u let ur girl wrap a fruit roll up on ur dih and it eat it ?

Intro: Landon] Behold Let's bring it around, it’s been fucking long Building on nothing, speaking in tongues I'm a bitch and that's on my moms I’m back with my money, I spent it on coins You not a man; go play with your toys I play with my money, I never get bored

[Verse 1: Landon] If you got some blow, can I sniff from it? If you got some lean, can I sip on it? If you got good dick can I sit on it? If you got good crack, can I spin with it? And if you ain't gay, why'd you look at it? You the one looked first; don't point at me And you can test your luck, coin flip on it But I'm the judge 'round here, so don't play with me

[Chorus: Landon] TikTok has all (All my data leaks) My boy tweakin' (Rubbing on Fortnite skins) I cannot sin (When I’m with these Benjamins) If I’m caught speeding, I would not pay the fee.

All black GMC Mercedes truck Shoutout Kage, that boy fucking fitted up (Yeah, true) Since I was six, I been wantin' get it (Then go gеt it) Then I got it (How you get in that mane?)

I’m too cold, don't gеt mad if you sick My bro tall, he can dunk on your shit My boyfriend got a truck like a fuckin' pickup truck (Uh, that shit big as fuck) I pay my bills on time so we got some lights up in this bitch Let's go, let’s go, let's go

Earnin' my money and spend it on Chunky You cannot pay 'em 'cause you gotta study Shoutout to y'all, shoutout to Twin Towers Was it real, was it fake? I just cannot really take all this AI shit stuck in my brain

TikTok has all (All my data leaks) My boy tweakin' (We fucking on Fortnite skins) I cannot trust (I cannot trust these hoes) Hoes, hoes, hoes Hoes, hoes, hoes

Fuck all the noise (Wake up and go make shit) There's so much dough (Trying to make all of it) I cannot trust (I cannot trust these hoes) Hoes, hoes, hoes Hoes, hoes, hoes

i'd let her smoke it like a join

joint

lol

valid

do you rike my sorng??

i have 8 of them

on google keep

is good

tyty

e

Suck on my cock bitch I'm shitting and farting I'm pissing on void in the back of the office I came out the closet with guns in my pocket I'm putting you all in a pretty pink coffin Aye I suck a dick when I want to Clean up his cum wit my tissue Dick in his butt smell like doo-doo I never came bitch my balls blue Codename: Kids Next Door yuh Cumming in all these whores yuh Slipping on semen on the floor yuh Leaving her pussy sore yuh Bro just be callin' my bluff uh Dick his booty down, he swallow my stuff Rubbin' on yo mans, I'm fucking him ROUGH He on some freak shit, whip out the handcuffs Suck on my fat cock bitch Cum up on your carpet Women overrated Me and Hay' we faded Oh man, shot 'em off the map like it's Fortnite Hold tight, roll you like a gram you getting smoked right Suck my pipe, Ski mask on my dyke We gon' fight, boy put up them hands Cuz yo pussy tight Yo, I'm back My fault I was getting some lap aye Yo father came over, we had a sleep over Stripped him of pants, whip it out, he a grower Dickin' me down grip my pillow im fading He a lil freak all about that degrading Bootyhole tight after him, my shit gaping Grabbin his ass hair I might as well braid it booty booty booty booty rockin' round my world This dick is so fire my toes stayin' curled Gag on his shit, I damn nearly hurled I'm all bout them dudes, im over these girls Strokin' my shmeat, and I bust on his face I'm fuckin him slow, I'm keeping my pace His wife just came home, I'm givin' him space We said "boys next door" but nah that's a case Poppin' a bean im bouta go breezy a hoe yuh My cock is green cuz I done got sucked by the hulk yuh I'm Mr. clean cuz I got no hair follicles Suck on my weenis I'm bouta bust in ya nose yuh

"Another One"

bro is jewish batman

?

huh?

u pop in then leave

like a shadow in the night

ELI

ILE

ELI

cosmo hru doin

ELIHSH

ELIJAH

this is called B.O.Y.S.N.E.X.T.D.O.O.R

ANSWER ME👹👹👹

ELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

K.N.D

EVERYONR SPAM ELI

ELI

ELIJAH

he busy