Trouble Finding a Vein

(Falling for the vax meme) Enjoy blood clots and sudden death.

VEINLESS

bro it was blood testing

I did too today and I was unconscious for 15 minutes

damn sorry girl 😭

tf who asked

Its okay tho

fucking retard weeb istg

stfu bitch kys retard

DAMN

bitch would you stfu emo bitch kys

retard

leave wje retard kys while your at it bitch

...........

GET

A NEW WORD

YOU SAYING THE SAME SHIT

FFS

they's based. I told anime to attack people with your pfp, stars in name, etc.

IF U GONNA INSULT SOMEONE ATLEAST USE A DIFFERENT WORD

PINCHE PENDEJA

TRUE anime if you want to make an influence on the site you need to have witty insults.

Not just "kys retard bitch fucking kys"

help dude you insult

you insult like shit my guy, step up your game if you finna be on here

ANOTHER STAR

JÜDEN

GAS GAS GAS

I GOTTA STOP ON THE GAS

TONIGHT

eh

timbers have been shivered.

Why are you doxxing yourself?

tf?

what, your brain couldn’t handle spelling it out?

Gay ass response. I'd expect this from Reddit, or BoredPanda, but not from you. OH, Wait...

You are from that shithole.

please, i renounced that site.

A literal anus in the internet.

WHY do you keep using these attention seeking names

With stars

bitch your a total retard aint no say that shit"Timbers have been shivered "

A different font is the maximum your name should have

bozo ash

emo retard why the hell you still here bozo

asshole bitch no one likes you

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ 34 minutes ago THEY COULDN’T FIND MY VEIN 😭

did we ask?

no

do we care?

no

so stfu

look, man. i like stars. that's it.

cared enough to respond with half-assed insults

stfu 🥸

It's gay and makes you look like an attention seeking twittard. You know how NATSOC persecuted Jews by placing stars on their chest? We're doing the same to you now.

nah i'm good

i agree with parasite from greenland

fine i'll take out the stars jeez

IF YOU GONNA INSULT SOMEONE

INSULT LIKE ME

IVE FLAMED MANY PPL

AND MADE THEY ASS LEAVE

Look how small your name looks compared to ours.

Our names are superior.

Real

BIG BLACK COC-

it won't let me

i mean what

Girl

YOU ALSO HAVE THE JUDEN STAR

WHAT

🤤🤤🤤🤤

Get rid of it

I WAS KIDDING

And rename yourself to Addison

WHERE TF DID U COME FROM?

i

💀

just did

And @amy I'm guessing your full name is Amelia so change it to that. Short names are for losers.

Bet bet

Nobody likes a loser.

its not lmas

You should rename yourself to Flapperickson.

WHAT nooo

Or "FlappyDick" for short.

I DONT HAVE A DICK THIUGH

THAT WOULD BE MISLEADING

AHHUAHUDIHD

Yeah, you cut it off because it was too flappy.

FLAPPERS DICK

THUNDER CLAPPER FLAPPY

FLAPPY DICK

BIG DICK RANDY

But your birthname still remains.

Flapperickson.

That name

DO NOTTT START

shh

shhhhhhh

LALALALALALLA

yall

IF ANY OF YOU HAVE HEBREW NAMES

what fucked up names yall got for me

remove them, they're cringe and gay.

im giving u the pass

to do it rn

Use Euro names only

Your name is fine but JAKE is a Hebrew name

He should rename himself to Arthur.

the name Madison is fine?

my real name is amidhaar

Well you improved your name.

MY EAR IS RINGING

GOOD

Its going EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Well change it to that then, much better than "amy" lmfao.

MAYBE ITS THE SQUIRRELS CALLING

FUCK YOU DONUT

amidhaar is a stupid name

FUCK YOU TOO BIG DICK FLAPPY RANDY

sounds weird

I AM GOING TO MOVE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN SO THERE ARE NO SQUIRRELS

HAR HAR HAR HAR

THEN CHANGE IT UP A BIT, GODDAMN YOU PAJEETS ARE SO UNCREATIVE>!??!?!?

HARRRR HAR HAR HAR HAR HARRRRRR

you fr hate your name

YOURE NOT FUNNY

HAHA EXPLAIN THT TO EVERYONE HERE

you fr hate your life

IM THE FUNNIEST BITCH ON HERE

I KEEP EVERYONE HERE FILLED WITH ADRENLINE

EVERYBODY, DONUT IS NOT FUNNY.

You can't even make real food, you just put a tray under a cow's asshole and call it "curry" (C)ow d(URRY)eah

nah i like amy

uh huh uh huh sure you do

bro what did i do to you

thought we were cool

you laughed at my joke

Yous till keep using your gay name when you could use a much more respectable one.

This is the internet.

can't change it for 24

mhm mhm im sorry who lost in a game of chess? WITH NERDS

BITCH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT WEBSITE YOU ARE ON>?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

IT WAS A HIGH ELO ACCOUNT OKAY

FUCJ YOUUUU

AHUH SURE

THIS IS NOT XITTER, THIS IS WJE

SUREEEEEEEEE

SURE IT WAS FLAPPY

YA

IT WAS

MHM MHM

is it the "overuse of exclamation and question marks" one?

YOURE SO MEEEAN

TO ME

FOR NOOOOOOOOO REASON

MUCH BETTER THAN THE "THEY COULDN’T FIND MY VEIN 😭"

uh huh

well this was fun

WHERE DID UR VEINS GO?

but i'm not interested

Who gives a fuck? All it does is make me angry that infecting you and zombifying you will be much harder.

THTS ACTUALLY MY QUESTION

WHY BOTHER?!?!?!?!??!?!

WHERE THEY GO

WHY COULDNT THEY FIND IT

THEIR DOCTERS ARENT THEY?

" mmm~ daddy harder~"

HHAAHUHFUIFIA

The same doctors that think "Male To Female" is an actual thing and are serious about.

I KEEP HAVING TO SNEEZE BUT I CANT

GRRR

HAHA

American doctors are quackers now.

i was dehydrated

GASP

my veins shrunk

THEY'RE*, ACTUALLY.

DOCTORS*, ACTUALLY

and they burst

"THEY'RE*, ACTUALLY." 🤓

so

UR SO ORIGINAL MADI

IKR

That's what you get for drinking cow piss instead of... you know, ACTUAL FUCKING WATER?!?!?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

GO SNEEZE

me right now, laughing very hard because madi is oh so very funny

HOW THE FUCK ARE INDIANS STILL ALIVE?!?!?

dunno

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH ME TOO

There's scat fetishists with better hygiene than pajeets.

lmfao

Amy maybe you're dehydrated because the last time you took a shower was NOVEMBER.

**OF 2022**

wild

OMGOMGOMG ITS MAL

HI MALL

HEY FLAPPYYY

HEIL MALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!*

HI MAL

HI AMY

HWRE YOU

YUSSSS

PRETTY GOOD HBU

AMY WE NEED TO KILL ALL OF THESE MEMBERS SAYING HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII "HEY""" FUCKING ANNOYING CUNTS

IM LOWKEY SICK AHHAHAHAHHA IM SO TIRED

OK

MAL YOU CHECKED BP?

DID YOU JST AGREE TO KILLING ME

We need to describe vile gory and sexual acts in detail to them

Like a novel

THEY BIG MAD

That will cause them to leave

I AM THE MOSTEST FUNNIEST MEMBER ON HERE

MAYBE

WHAT'RE THEY SAYING?!

YA FILL ME IN

A NEEDLE STUCK THROUGH THE URETHRA

PEELING PENILE SKIN OFF THE HEAD

IM TOO LAZY TO OPEN A TAP

OUCH

TAB*

BLOOD EVERYWHERE

GO CHECK MY PROFILE

CAN YOU LINK IT

ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE YET, MOTHERFUCKERS?!??!

NOPE

YES

NAH

WEAK

^^^^

HUH

A RUSTY NEEDLE SLOWLY IMPALING AN EYEBALL... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I ZONED OUT

SO NO

https://www.boredpanda.com/community/yovomec555/

GONNA HAFTA DO BETTER THAN THAT MATE

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ARE YOU ENJOYING THE IMAGERY, MOTHERFUCKERS?!??!

ARRGH MATEY

IDGAF ABOUT THE IMAGERY

I DON'T GET UNCOMFORTABLE EASILY FUCKER

A RUSTY NEEDLE IMPALING BOTH EYEBALLS LIKE A SHISH KEBAB, THEN EATING IT. **SLORP**

now do it for real

BRUH AMY YOU LOST SO MANY FOLLOWERS 💀

THEN VOMITING IT BACK OUT

***BLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURGH**

STILL NOTHING

I GET UNCOMFY SOOSOSOSOOSOSOSO EASILY

IKR

IT IS HONESTLY A PROBLEM

LIKE IRL AND SHIT BAHAHAHS

L BOZO

SKILL

ISSUE

PENIS WITH SMEGMA GETS CUT IN HALF AND CRUSHED IN A HYDRAULIC PRESS.. **SPLAT** BLOOD, SEMEN, AND PUS EVERYWHERE!!!

LMFAO

ALL I WANNA KNOW IS WHERE YOU'RE COMIN UP W THIS SHIT

OOOOOO MARION BIG MAD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RUN AWAY FAPPY BIRD

MY OWN TWISTED MIND

"Really?!?!? I THOUGHT MADALLY WAS MY FRIEND"

DAMN BRO RESPECT

OMG DID IT ACTUALLY SAY THAT

BRO SHE GETS ON MY NERVES IM NGL

WHO?

ALL HER LITTLE FONTS

ONG

Sorry guys I was eating

YES

LINKLINKLINKLINK

WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING AWAY

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-ask-questions-here/

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-ask-questions-here/?comment_id=17646067

A PENIS IS SPLIT OPEN AND STABBED WITH SHARP NEEDLES ON ALL FOUR BISECTIONS

I DID IT FIRST LOSER

HI WADE

IT LOOKS LIKE THE DEMOGORGON FROM STRANGER THINGS

flappy upvote me

WHAT THE FUCK?

HI WADE

based W

OH BOY, WORST TIME TO COME HERE

*CORROSIVE ACID IS POURED INTO MY GRANDMA'S VAGINA, TURNING IT FROM AN ARBY'S SANDWICH INTO A OVERCOOKED BACON STRIP*

ALL 4 PAWS IS ON OUR SIDE?

BRUH NOT MARION THINGING IT GOT GOOD COMEBACKS THOUGH

hey rorscach hows the accouynt working

CAN YOU FUCKING STOPIT

........

ASK ME DUMBASS

Rorschach ain’t on

THEY RKY GOTTA BE "aEsThEtIc"

WHEN YOU LEAVE

NOOOO

MORTY LOOK

IM A LEG

OOOOOOOOOOOH

A LEGGGGGGG MORTY

A LEG MORTY

IM A LEGGGGG

oh shit i got your pfps mixed up sorry

I HOPE YOU PUKE ALL OVER YOUR SCREEN

I DO NOT LIKE HER

HER BIO

EWWW

REALLL

HE GAVE ME THE ICK

she emailed me tryna be my friend like ni

no

IM ALREADY SICK STOP PLEASSSS

SMTH TELLS ME IMMA LOSE HALF MY SPOTIFY FOLLOWERS CAUSE ALMOST ALL OF THEM ARE BP PEOPLE

(((REDDIT UPVOTE AND DOWNVOTE SYSTEM)))

same fr

YALL ARE DUMG ASF

IF U DONT REMBER

BLUES CLUES

CANCER

AND NOT THE SUCK ASS SHIT NOW

THE OGS

BLUES CLUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YESSS

THE OGS BLUES CLUES

hold up imma get a ice pop

ill brb

Blue's clues got changed into Jew's clues with the MAP pride

Bro I got mango boba ice pops

Drag kings parade

look it up

i miss the og blues clues

it was more fun

GUYSSSSSSS

Zoomer lmao

I SHOULD WATCH BLUES CLUES

I SAW THAT LIKE DURING THE SUMMER AND I WAS LIKE "IS THIS GIRL 7"

Worst poem ever. Even worse than that bitch siarra writing her "novel" that she was gonna "publish".

dang all i got are the basic ones

DAAAMN BRO IT'S ON SOMEONE'S BIO ON BP

DUDE I BET SHE THINK SHE SOMETHIN FOR SAYING FUCK AND HAVING "UndiAgNosEd DePrEssIoN"

bro thinks shes taylor swift

least taylor can pull

OMG FR ALSO THE FACT THAT IMP STARTS IT'S BIO LIKE "A MINOR W UNDIAGNOSED MENTAL ISSUSED" OR SMTH LIKE THAT

LIKE BITCH YOU CAN BE SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT

YESSS

MENTAL ISSUES ARE NOT SMTH TO TALK ABOUT LIKE THAT YOU DON'T PUT THAT SHIT IN YOUR BIO LIKE TF

omg let's see if it replied back to me

What an NPC you must be to think anyone on the internet cares about your depression. Nobody does. If they tell you "it's gonna be alright" they really, just want you to shut the fuck up.

ONG

LITERALLY BP IS 50% LGBTQ AND 50% MENTAL ILLNESS

AND SUICIDE

LIKE WTF

Also has anyone seen that horrific Kroger commercial playing over and over

with that soulless "art style"

Racemixing and all

Yes WITH THE FOSTER PARENTS??

And it goes "AND YOU CAN KEEP ME INSIDE A PHOTOGRAPH IN YOUR" Holy fuck I want to kill whoever made that commercial.

IK ITS LIKE NOT SPECIAL IF YOU HAVE THEM. THEYRE LITERALLY ILLNESSES??? IF YOU HAVE CANCER YOU WOULDNT BE LIKE "IM A MINOR W CANCER"

FR

Yes, that shit. I hate it so much.

INSIDE THE POCKET OF YOUR RIPPED. JEANS

ITS SO BAD

NO LITERALLY AND LIKE IM NOT TRYNA MAKE IT SEEM LIKE IT DON'T MATTER AT ALL IF YOU GOT DEPRESSION OR SHIT BUT SOOOOOO MANY MINORS NOWADAYS HAVE DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY AND SHIT LIKE YOU AIN'T SPECIAL IF YOU GOT IT YOU AIN'T DIFFERENT YOU AIN'T QUIRKY LIKE GET OVER YOURSELF FR

I never even watch TV anymore because the ads are unbearably Jewish

Yeah, I hate it too.

OMG FLAPPY..."BUD" 😭

I hate the characters with their fake smiles and their rotund bodies. I want to roundhouse kick them into a sewer.

SHITT I DIDNT SEE THAT OMGOMG

what should i say lololol

bud is wild

IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

All the Fry's and Kroger commercials are cancer.

LMAOOOOOO

I DUNNO "BUD"

That one where they start dancing in the supermarket makes me want to kill myself.

yo yo

gimme link

lemme pull up

lmaoooo

These guys are crazy

LEMME PULL UP

NOT MERMEOW THINKING IT'S COOL AND MARION W THE HASHTAGS

GIMME ME LINK NOW.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI8AK-BO_Ns

Marion is the dumbest little bitch I’ve ever seen

literally and the bootiful unicorn thing

OMG GUYS DID YOU SEE THE UNICORN THING SAID IT'S LEAVING TOO

And it is on here too, same with Mermeow

MALLLLL MERMEOW REMOVED YOU FROM HER BIOOO HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAH

OMG IM SO OFFENDED BAHAHAHHAHS

omg i have personal beef with that thing

POSTING ALL THOSE "MEMES" THINKIN IT FUNNT

SHE REMOVED ME TOO

AHAHAHAHAHHAS

so did imp

and like a few others

Seriously kill all the people who make advertisements. Return to 1950s and 1930s advertisements. they were more bearable than modern shit.

GUYSSSSSSSSS AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAIOHKJSFDYILKAJEWILSDKSJFIHOE

losing 7 followers is wild

BROOOO IM DEAD

THE UPVOTE BUT NO RESPONSE KILLS ME 💀

OR I GUESS SHE IS

HAHAHA

FR

GIVE ME

THE LINK

RN

New post to spam! https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-whats-something-cool-about-you/

thanks wade <3

Probably upvoted herself.

OMG IM CHECKING HER PROFILE NOW IF SHE DID THEN IMMA ACTUALLY PASS TF AWAY

SPAM THIS POST TOO! https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-whats-going-on-in-your-lives/

OMFG SHE DID IT'S HER UPVOTE ON THE SUICIDE COMMENT

HAHAHAHAHA

I FOUND THE JACKPOT

I FOUND THR JACKPOT

LOOK, SPAM THIS ONE!! https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-lgbtq-pandas-whats-the-worst-homophobia-or-transphobia-youve-witnessed-or-experienced/

GASPPP

THOSE BITCHES

THEY BLOCKED ME

DONUT DID YOU GET BANNED

AHAHHAS

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

TOPKEK

HAHAHAHAH LOOK AT THIS SHIT “Okay, so: My choir teacher, the sweetest most amazing person ever, put up a sign that said Protect Trans Kids in her classroom. One day, it was gone, and I guess someone had torn it down. That night, I stayed up until 11 making a new one with the trans flag and the progress flag, and I had it say Protect Trans (& Nonbinary) Kids. It stayed up for a few weeks until last night. So, last night was closing night for the play I was in, and I walked into the choir room and IT WAS GONE. Bear in mind that theatre is a very accepting community and a safe space for LGBTQ+ people. I was horrified. I found it in the trash can, ripped to pieces. I asked people if they had seen who took it down, until one girl, who I was friends with, declared "I took it down" like she was proud of it or something!!!! WTF??!! I was furious. I can't even describe how much I hated her in that moment. Do you want to know why she took it down? It's because it was right under a sign that said 'God is safe and He is love.' THE DAY BEFORE THIS HAPPENED, SHE LITERALLY WROTE 'HE LOVES ALL' ON THE WHITEBOARD!!!!! WTFFFFFF!!!!!!! I stormed out of the choir room and yes, I may have said she was a b*tch, but not to her face anyways, and I think I was justified? Anyways, my best friend was trying to defend her and I was so pissed like how can you stay friends with someone who could do something like that?? I burst into tears and sobbed for most of the show. Also, some people from the production wrote stuff like 'Love is love, repect everyone' on sticky notes and put it where the sign used to be. I can't believe someone would just rip it down like that. It f*cking hurts. I took that opportunity to come out to my mom. “

OML I SAE THATTT

*SAW

ME TOO I LEFT A COMMENT

I JUST FINISHED READINF THAT

AHAHAHAAHAHA

Mental illness. Also, God doesn't love those who mutilate themselves because they hate their body that he was so generous to give them. Fucking ingrates.

DUDE IVE TOLD HER TO STOP STALKING

ITS SO

SO

SOSOSOSOOSOSO ANNOYING

THINKS SHE SOME SORTA SPY

LITERALLY

LMAO IDIOTS

d you think they know flap is paws

BHAHAHS

NO THEY DON'T

LMAOOO

AND LIKE SHE'S TOO SCARED TO SAY ANYTHING AT LEAST PERC BE HERE TRYNA REASON LIKE A NORMAL PERSON INSTEAD OF J READING AND TELLING EVERYONE WHAT WE TALK ABOUT

I enjoy seeing them find out about this obscure website and getting triggered.

"OY VEY HOW DARE THEY COMMIT THOUGHTCRIME!?!?!"

perc is just awesome though

fr

IKKKK

"THIS IS SO SCARY, THEY'RE TRANSPHOBIC!!! I NEED TO GO BACK TO MY SAFESPACE!!! *hyperventilating*" Fucking subhumans.

Are we spamming a post?

I AM

wht one

LINKK

flags

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-lgbtq-pandas-whats-the-worst-homophobia-or-transphobia-youve-witnessed-or-experienced/

help me out guys

there sonly one post

also wade is the accounts working?

hang on

ALSO

THE FACT

BP

STILL USES SLAYYY

LIKE

GIRL GROW THE FUCK UP

Hi

FRFR

HI PERV

LITERALLY THOUGH

PERC

PERCABETH