Playful Nature: Skibidius Maximus embodies a lighthearted and mischievous spirit. The god encourages followers to find joy in the simple things, including the playful dance of the skibidi.
Purity and Cleanliness: As the god of Skibidism, Skibidius Maximus is associated with cleanliness, both physical and spiritual. The act of flushing a skibidi toilet symbolizes a purification ritual, and followers believe that engaging in such practices brings them closer to the divine.
Rhythm and Dance: Skibidius Maximus is the divine patron of dance and rhythm. The god's presence is felt in the joyous movements of the Skibidi Dance, encouraging followers to embrace the rhythm of life with enthusiasm.
Humor and Celebration: Skibidius Maximus delights in humor and celebration. Followers believe that the god finds joy in their laughter, dance, and the comical aspects of life. Celebratory festivals and gatherings are dedicated to honoring the playful spirit of Skibidius Maximus.
Connection to Water: Water is considered sacred in Skibidism, representing the flowing nature of life and the cleansing power of the skibidi toilet. Followers believe that the god's divine energy flows through the water, bringing a sense of renewal and vitality.
however, even their intelligence is nothing compared to Leviathan
Now, i made up a unit of measurement to describe intelligence. I call in Anty. Ants have 0 anty of intelligence. Compared to us, they are ants. we humans have 1 anty Now lets assume a hypothetical being, lets call him jimoty, has 2 anties, compared to them, we have the intelligence of ants. Now another being called bob, is has 3 anties of intelligence, compared it Bob, Jimothy is an ant. The invisible have 4 anties, so compared to bob, they're intelligence is incomprehensible. now, leviathan is so smart, they have an immesurable number of anties
Now, i made up a unit of measurement to describe intelligence. I call in Anty. Ants have 0 anty of intelligence. Compared to us, they are ants. we humans have 1 anty Now lets assume a hypothetical being, lets call him jimoty, has 2 anties, compared to them, we have the intelligence of ants. Now another being called bob, is has 3 anties of intelligence, compared it Bob, Jimothy is an ant. The invisible have 4 anties, so compared to bob, they're intelligence is incomprehensible. now, leviathan is so smart, they have an immesurable number of anties
Did you know not every organism needs water to live? While needing water is a necesity for life on earth, on other planets, water can even be extremely toxic
Did you know not every organism needs water to live? While needing water is a necesity for life on earth, on other planets, water can even be extremely toxic
Did you know not every organism needs water to live? While needing water is a necesity for life on earth, on other planets, water can even be extremely toxic
Apple I swtg ur so positive all the time u could tell someone to kill themself and it would look like a weird compliment like "you're to good for earth you should skip straight to heaven"
Apple I swtg ur so positive all the time u could tell someone to kill themself and it would look like a weird compliment like "you're to good for earth you should skip straight to heaven"
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Alrrr
Anonymous
hiii
αmy
argon is cool though
αmy
can we hate iridium next week
WC siarra
Fair
WC siarra
Yess
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Ooh
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I love hating science thingies
Anonymous
hi apple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I also love wc pfp
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Hi Leo !!!!!
WC siarra
Thanks are you a juggalo?
Anonymous
hi!!!!!! hru
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
sup wieners and wienettes
Chunke Monke
May our lord and savior, skibidi, cum inside of us.
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Feet boy, come on now
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Nope! What’s that?
Chunke Monke
cover me in mustard and call me a weenie, but I tink you should convert to skibidism
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Blud-
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Sorry I already have my own religion abt an enormous worm like entity that is the source of all organic life in the universe
Chunke Monke
would u liek to join too?
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No thank you!
WC siarra
Lmao it’s a follower of a band it’s what my profile is about WC stands for wicked clown
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Oooh
Chunke Monke
but ppl r allowed to practice multiple religions tho
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Alrrr
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I’ll be a Juggalake, even if I don’t know what it is
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Leviathan would devour your god and not even think anything of it
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Juggalo
Chunke Monke
NO
WC siarra
Apple this is me in juggalo paint
Chunke Monke
have you seen the skibidi toilet's neck?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yes
Chunke Monke
skibidi toilets can devour ANYTHING
Chunke Monke
and i mean anything 😏
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Wow!!! YOU LOOK GREAT!!
Chunke Monke
cmon bro
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Leviathan is larger than the earth. Also, he doesnt "eat" planets
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Wonderful
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
it unfolds its mouth and devours the life of it
Chunke Monke
well, there's a thing called astro toilets
WC siarra
AW THANK YOU
Chunke Monke
they're superior beings up above the sky, one large as the universe
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
you see, every celestial body, while not being organic, is "alive" and concious
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Leviathan feeds upon this "Life"
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Cool
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
btw, planets will regenerate their "life"
Chunke Monke
and skibidi toilet eats camera men
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Why do you worship leviathan
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
also when Leviathan feeds on a planet it kills everything on it. A planet cannot support life if it has none of its own
Chunke Monke
also, we'll tell the skibidi toilets to give you head if you convert to skibidism too
Chunke Monke
ngl dat is very lame, skibidism is very cooler
Anonymous
sooploosh!!!!!!!!!
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you see, Leviathan is so enormously powerful that every being can sense its presence. This is why every culture has their own interpretation of a god
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I like skibidis neck
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I like how it’s a triangle
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Heehee
Anonymous
wait so what is leviathan
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I see
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Religion of worms
Chunke Monke
skibidism anthem
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Mhm
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Sing it
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Its not exactly an organism, its more akin to a celestial body. Its enormous and wormlike, with lots of bizarre "legs" and an enormous mouth
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It’ll too
Chunke Monke
skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi doppity dip dip, skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi doppity dip dip
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Wow
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
everywhere it goes, its sheds a special type of life. without shedding this life, organic life (organsims) would be impossible
Chunke Monke
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Hear those vocals guys !!!!
Anonymous
so kind of like your pfp????
Chunke Monke
skibidi?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
the oldest sentient organisms are very large, and very very very intelligent. They are called the invisibile, because they are powerful enough
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I mean its wormlike, but Leviathan looks nothing my goober pfp
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
to influence the universe
Anonymous
ohhh ok
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
however, even their intelligence is nothing compared to Leviathan
Chunke Monke
Attributes of Skibidius Maximus:
Playful Nature: Skibidius Maximus embodies a lighthearted and mischievous spirit. The god encourages followers to find joy in the simple things, including the playful dance of the skibidi.
Purity and Cleanliness: As the god of Skibidism, Skibidius Maximus is associated with cleanliness, both physical and spiritual. The act of flushing a skibidi toilet symbolizes a purification ritual, and followers believe that engaging in such practices brings them closer to the divine.
Rhythm and Dance: Skibidius Maximus is the divine patron of dance and rhythm. The god's presence is felt in the joyous movements of the Skibidi Dance, encouraging followers to embrace the rhythm of life with enthusiasm.
Humor and Celebration: Skibidius Maximus delights in humor and celebration. Followers believe that the god finds joy in their laughter, dance, and the comical aspects of life. Celebratory festivals and gatherings are dedicated to honoring the playful spirit of Skibidius Maximus.
Connection to Water: Water is considered sacred in Skibidism, representing the flowing nature of life and the cleansing power of the skibidi toilet. Followers believe that the god's divine energy flows through the water, bringing a sense of renewal and vitality.
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Niiice
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Skibidi
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What a nice word
Chunke Monke
skibidi
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Skibidi
Chunke Monke
much better than leviathan
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Skibidi
Chunke Monke
skibidi skibidi?
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Skibidi
Chunke Monke
ah, skibidi yes
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Skibidi skib skib
Chunke Monke
skibidi dop dop dop?
Chunke Monke
oh yes yes
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Yeah
Anonymous
real
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Where’d everyone else go
Chunke Monke
they couldn't handle the power of skibidism
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Where’s soooloosh mac scnibbles
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I mean sooploosh
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I love that username
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It’s so awesome
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Sooploosh
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Mac
Anonymous
skibidi toilet
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Scnibbles
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Now, i made up a unit of measurement to describe intelligence. I call in Anty. Ants have 0 anty of intelligence. Compared to us, they are ants. we humans have 1 anty Now lets assume a hypothetical being, lets call him jimoty, has 2 anties, compared to them, we have the intelligence of ants. Now another being called bob, is has 3 anties of intelligence, compared it Bob, Jimothy is an ant. The invisible have 4 anties, so compared to bob, they're intelligence is incomprehensible. now, leviathan is so smart, they have an immesurable number of anties
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Brrr Skibidi soo soo yes yes
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That’s so creative
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ty
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I’m sure you’re a wonderful student
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
No =<
Anonymous
skibidi toilet ohio rizz
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I can never focus
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
like rn
Anonymous
drink water
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
im sposed to be doing schoolwork
Anonymous
it helps me focus a lot
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
OMG I SHOULD TRY THAT
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
BC MY MEDS MAKE ME NOT THIRSTY
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I don’t like wtaer
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
MAYBE THATS WHAT IVE BEEN MISSING
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Oooh okay
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I hate when I can’t spell correctly like sooploosh
Anonymous
lol
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Did you know not every organism needs water to live? While needing water is a necesity for life on earth, on other planets, water can even be extremely toxic
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
also cool fact abt the Invisible, they have no home planet
Anonymous
explain the toxic part
Chunke Monke
i live off of G-Fuel and Gamer Supps
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
they live in the cosmos
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hypothetically, on another planet, life might have evolved differently
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Yeah ,of course
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
life might not be the same as it is on earth
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I live off on green apples, juice and el jannah chicken
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Yum yum yum yum
Anonymous
yummy yummy
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
we act like finding a planet w water is such a big deal bc "OMG THAT MEANS IT COULD HAVE LIFE" but like, what if life evolved differently
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And watermelon and pineapple
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Watermelon especially
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Yeah
Anonymous
i live off monster energy
Anonymous
and ice cream
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Yum yum
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I want monster energy bc it makes ur brain create more estrogen
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Oooh and Oreo smoothies
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
it would make me more feminine =3
αmy
my elbow has a bruise and it hurts
Anonymous
Yummy
αmy
penis
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Oh yeah Starbucks lost eleven billion dollars because of boycott!! Shocking
Anonymous
that sucks sorry
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Have I guys tried Starbucks??
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You
αmy
parents suck
Anonymous
wait boycot????
αmy
yeah
αmy
it’s dope
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Awww it’s alright
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hooray!
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I have a bruis e too
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But it’s fading away awesomely into the distance
Anonymous
i can relate to you, i hate my parents a lot too <3
αmy
i am going to kms
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh um
αmy
i hate homework
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
pls dont
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Hey don’t say that
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They love you in their Asian way
αmy
homework is going to make me pull the trigger ong
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Heehee
Anonymous
lol
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I’m sure they’re just worried for your future
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They love you soskisisksoso much
Anonymous
please dont, we al love you
Anonymous
;-;
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Apple I swtg ur so positive all the time u could tell someone to kill themself and it would look like a weird compliment like "you're to good for earth you should skip straight to heaven"
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No I mean like how parents worry a lot
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Oh haha
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I don’t know what to say
Anonymous
you're good
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
guys help I cant Cruel Angel's Thesis out of my head
αmy
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What’s that
Anonymous
what is that
αmy
i don’t know
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What’s that
αmy
it’s cool though
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It…it looks…scary
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Like the anti christ
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Shiver shiver
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Dajjal
Anonymous
shiver me timbers
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
The theme song to "Neon Genesis Evangelion"
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I should watch it someday
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I don’t have Netflix anymore though
Anonymous
i love evangelion!!!!!!!
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Avery sad
Anonymous
my family jut got netflix
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Yay
αmy
something for your m.i.n.d
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What wa stage first thing you watched
Anonymous
all of us are dead
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What was the first thing I watched
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Wow
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So cool
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Hehhehehehehhbhbbbbbhhhehehehhe
Anonymous
hehehehhehe
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Alr ima go now
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See ya soon
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I’m burning in the sun
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Waaaaaaaaa
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Uhuhuhuh
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Okay cya never wanna kill ya
Anonymous
BYE APPLE <333333333
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<3
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Zaaaannnkoku naa tennshii no you ni Shooooouuuunen yo Shiinnwa ni nareeeeee
Anonymous
ahhh that song is so good
Anonymous
sooploosh ru still gonna be here???
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wdym
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I mean
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I dont plan on leaving anytime soon
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
long term I mean
Anonymous
sameemememe
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I mean obv Im gonna have to leave for like, dinner, and I need to get my work done n sutff
Anonymous
:DDDD
Anonymous
wait what time is it for you???
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
but I dont plan on leaving the site
Anonymous
me neither
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
18:39
Anonymous
its 11 am
Anonymous
i have lunch soon and im very very hungry
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh okk
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hey Leo since u liked NGE I think u would like Godzilla Singular Point
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
its on netflix
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
also its waaay different from other Godzilla content tho
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
its full of references to other movies however
Anonymous
oohhhh ok i will watch it
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
its not as dark n gloomy as NGE tho
Anonymous
ohhh ok got it
Anonymous
ill be back in like ten minutes, bye
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
bye bye Leo
The Unknown King of Moderation
ARGON SUCKS ASS RAAAAHHHHH