Suckers

L

congrats cosmo

why jake

WHY

lol

MADI DID YOU SEE WHAT I SAID

wait so y’all aren’t joking right

Cmere lemme make you my little cream filled donut ;)

he likes to think he is funny

AYO

bad jake

?

JAKE

😭

www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRTxwDv6/

"It’s okay I’ll fill you up like one and eat you out after <3"-jake

You’ll be my lil Twinkie <3

jakey i have a bracelet for you

his last comment

JAKE STOP BEING SEXUAL FOR FIVE SECONDS

How about 8 ;)

youll last 8 seconds

hoe

How long you’ll last with me fr

smh

HAHA

BITCH

NU UH

1

2

3

<3

damn

wow madi...

😶

Sideways nutsack

SHUSH

<33

wait jake

do u have 5 bucks

Yes

we can get boba

u need a surgery

right next to the japanese place

and when we get back I’ll get your booba 😏

JAKE

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jake w rizzler

nah quote book time

CANT STOP ME NOW

my post my rules. no horny talk

brb

listen to cosmo

my wee little fingers can’t type fast 😭

ACTUALLY NVM I LIKE THIS BRACELET

ILL GIVE U ONE MY RINGS JAKE

i almost named my cat cosmo

.

i want a ring😟

If there’s a bigger one I bet we can use it as a collar ;)

...

im not a dog

.....did u call her a dog?

Better not be a cock ring

DONT MAKE ME GET ONE.

I WILL.

iykyk

back

YEAH GOOD LUCK FITTING IT ON

ee

wait like

is it a choker

i don’t think that’s what it means

CAUSE BET

CAUSE THOSE NECKLACES

You’d look so good in one <3

LOWKEY FIRE

jake why does madi need a choker

LIKE NOT BEING SEXUAL

lmao

BUT YOU WOULD ACTUALLY LOOK REALLY GOOD IN ONE HEHE

YEAH EVERYONE WHO SAID ME AND JAKE WOULD NEVER MAKE IT

SUCK IT

FUCKIN SUCK IT NOW BITCHES

jake. imma kick u out of my post for horny talk

HAPPENED SOONER

I bet you will tomorrow night ;)

I CANT GET OUT AT NIGHT

OMG GOOD LUCK GUYS

ONLY DAYTIME

SICUHCIUVH

Mmm but I can go in ;)

jake...

....someone help me

hes gonna seduce me

when we meet

go through a window

escape

Can you stay quiet baby or do I need to help you out?

BRO

VIUDHDVIUDVH

SHSHSHSHSSHSHSH

lol

STOPPPP

😭

jake what if you are actually 40 yrs old tho

Hmmm…no <3

www.tiktok.com/@strang3mister/video/7327048776563068203?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7350809995301652010

hes not

trust

i’ve seen what he looks like

Watch this

hes stupid sometimes

and autstic

I should post my birth certificate on here

he looks 16

IM KJKJKJKJKzj

are we sure about that

Me too

do it

i dare u

HOW TF

My doctor said I have special needs, apparently you’re one of them

Magic

.................

giving wje ur full name isn't a good idea

are u calling me autstic

IK HIS FULL NAME

wow jake

IM CALLING MYSELF AUTISTIC

i know his first name

You can have my last <3

u gave wje my name...

HELL YEAHH

my full name is

nuh uh

bad leo

dwayne johnson

hi dwayne

oh dear

THE ROCK?

johnson

i’m the rock

i did not mean to say it bro

i’m the 5’2 female asian rock

youre one of THOSE people..

IK IT

femboy moment?

hug

huh

what did that say

*slay sister

slay or smthng like that

skibidi rizzler

just jake being gay nothing u havent seen before

hi heroin

slay gorly pop

fr

hi

I'll be back

ZESSSSt

alr

Jake

cya

bavk

Imma hit Madi from the back ;)

guys ima like

Yes?

draw a heart

on jakes hand

IM BRINGING MY SHT

.....

and then steal his heart and leave him on the beach

STOP TRYNA RAPE ME IN PUBLIC SMH

smh

yeah jake

jake are u on vacation w ur family

there was an emo kid i saw once who had a scar in the shape of a star carved into the back of his hand

nu uh i need his wallet

wht u gonna say

so i can buy the hello kitty shit in the store

steal his heart AnD his wallet

....satanism?

make sure to send it to may

i’m mays sugar daddy

It’s not rape if you like it 😏

she won't like it

yet..

ew

jke

Yo

even more ew.

AMYAYAYYAYAY HI

whatttttt they’re cute

ehhh

^

“I’m gonna get raped” “awww so cute!”

Yes

lol i already know it

We’re going to a wedding

HIHIHHIHIHIHIH

OH NVM

what u gonna tell them

rip

Unfortunately not mine and Madi’s

....

CHERRY WEEEEED

then it wouldn’t be rape

weed?

We’ve worked this out

Consensual rape exists

cnc

jkae

its all over the internet

i didn’t know that

....

FLAPPY OMG WJE CREW

i didnt consent

good job <3

USE MY COMPUTER ACCOUNT THO

Uh huh sure

IDK WHICH ONE IS WHICH???

i consent for this conversation to stop 😭

HAHAHAHAHA

all in favor to switch the topic, say "aue"

AMY B IS MY COMP ONE

*aye

what does this mean

its a food web

i forgot to eat breakfast

i’m sad now

BLACK BEARS ARE FOOD FOR COYOTES?????????????

eat

COYOTES EAT BEARS????????????

????????????????????!?!?

WHAT

I DONY BELIEVE THAT

nor do i

yes

that can't be right

JAKE

CAN U SPRAY UR CLONGE

ON MY HOODIE

PLS

clonge?

NO THEY DO NOT

TOMMOROW

colonge

cologne?

wtv tf

i leave the house in five minutes

SHUT UP U GET WHAT I MEAN

I TYPE FAST

rip

ANYWAYS

WGAR THE FUCK

bobcats

THEYRE LYING

THEYRE LYINGNTO ME

i dont believe that

more like

i think theyre crazy

knobcats

???

i’m probably skipping school w my friend today tho 😭

idk

im

IVE SEEN A BOBCAT IRL ONCE

sme

thats prob not a good idea

AND A MOUNTAIN LION BUT IT WAS KINDA SMALL

maybe maybe not

guys i actually dont think coyotes are dangerous

ive seen a bobcat too

HOT TAKE

Bc... look how cute they are 🥰

you just gotta be really loud and hope that they aren't rabid

they wouldnt hurt a fly

what a cutiepie

they would hurt a bird or a mouse tho

um no in this house we pet them and call them a good boy

in this house

we

they'd hurt you

(me myself & i)

coyotes aren't dogs.

no they would love me i can tell

ehh

you do give off rabid coyote vibes

they would bite ur head off

why are we biting heads off

thats what tje media wants u to think now leave me alone w my pet dogs

MAL!

FLAPPY!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HIIIIIIIIIIII

ur not scared of dangerous predators yet ur scared of squirells?

byebye

ly

hi rhino

I'm back

hey cosmo

hi back

squirrels are actually scary sooo

wsg mal

no they aren't

MY FAVORITE LITTLE DUCK

cosmo you're actually kinda hot tbh, I LOVE YOUR HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HRU MALLARD

i have a sunburn ☹

wtf

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

womp womp

damn

ALR HBU

um

im definetely not hot

i hate sunburns cus when they go away im TAN

IM GOOOD BUT SCHOOL J ENDED SO BYEBYE

tf

nooooo don't say that :(

bye

who are u

I think you're cute tbh

um

i know ur trying to catfish me

i've seen your face on here before

lol

I can tell ur hot

im not hot

who tf are you

wtf

weirdo

cosmoooooo stfu ur hot

suppa ur not gonna get cosmo so just go

i’m hotter smh

just kidding

real

hi rapboat

i know that ur rapboat

she has a whole family that protects her so go away

I am NOT that lazy fatass who RAPS about the most random SHIT

she?

my fault *he

u just gave urself away

dumbass

No I didn't

i never said i wasn't a she

RAPBOAT GO AWAY

lmao srry cosmo

jk jk

I am NOT RapeBoat

im a he

ur speech pattern says otherwise

lmao

right

what if I told u im actually not rapboat

buddy

i wouldn't believe u

I'm not even kidding, I'm not rapboat

its so fucking easy to copy his speech pattern lmao

rap sucks ass bro

I know

like its the worst genre of music ever

fr

like ass

fr

but no one likes my music taste either so

SAME

lmao

buddy, u lasted 10 seconds. give it up

my friends call me emo cus my music

lol

what do u listen to

bro istg im not rapboat

punk/emo/pop rock

i listen to classical and rock

nice

what artists/bands

and then u wonder why mal lmao

i dont wonder why bahahaha i j think its funny

ijust kinda listen to whats on the radio

i like kpop

cus my music is the only emo thing abt me

solid

i dont love the radio rock i have

its mostly like

tho im kind of a sucker for queen because brian may is an astrophysicist

I listen to ts

buddy

ac/dc, guns n roses, def leppard4

i dont love that stuff

ew

u don't know how to alt

fr

its rapboat

Oh......

ik

?

GOD

I HATE YOUR KIND

ahuh ik

my elbow itches

lick it.

OMG

IN FLORIDA

ITCH MY BALLS THEN FLAPPY

wtf?

I SAW THESE SHORTS

ND THEY HAD THE NIKE SYMBOL ON THE ASS ND UNDER IT THEY SAID "just lick it"

definitely rap boat

WTF

??? i already have my elbow to itch i dont need another thing

BAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

Cmoonnn they're big nd hairy

stop.

what the fuck dude

you're not funny.

i was in spain, and all the tourist ships had i heart 69/milfs/sex

*You're

real

??

*and

SHUT THE FUCK UP FLAPPY

ITCH MY BALLS

NOW

*.

im gonna shoot u in the balls if you don't shut up

who is this kid 😭

wait

THE ONLY PERIOD I'LL EVER USE IS THE ONE ON YOUR TAMPON FLAPPY

wade?

nah

nvm

its rapboat

what does rhis even mean

PERIOD BLOOD ON YOUR TAMPON

I'LL LICK IT LIKE A POPSICLE

we know that ur rapboat

wat za fuq

what

the

ur kind of weird

fuck