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    • wait so y’all aren’t joking right

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHY

    he likes to think he is funny

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Cmere lemme make you my little cream filled donut ;)

    AYO

    "It’s okay I’ll fill you up like one and eat you out after <3"-jake

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    <33

    u need a surgery

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    we can get boba

    and when we get back I’ll get your booba 😏

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    and when we get back I’ll get your booba 😏

    nah quote book time

    my post my rules. no horny talk

    Anonymous

    my post my rules. no horny talk

    listen to cosmo

    my wee little fingers can’t type fast 😭

    i almost named my cat cosmo

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    ILL GIVE U ONE MY RINGS JAKE

    i want a ring😟

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    ACTUALLY NVM I LIKE THIS BRACELET

    If there’s a bigger one I bet we can use it as a collar ;)

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    If there’s a bigger one I bet we can use it as a collar ;)

    .....did u call her a dog?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    ILL GIVE U ONE MY RINGS JAKE

    Better not be a cock ring

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    If there’s a bigger one I bet we can use it as a collar ;)

    iykyk

    Flappy.

    .....did u call her a dog?

    i don’t think that’s what it means

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    is it a choker

    You’d look so good in one <3

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    jake why does madi need a choker

    jake. imma kick u out of my post for horny talk

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    SUCK IT

    I bet you will tomorrow night ;)

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I CANT GET OUT AT NIGHT

    Mmm but I can go in ;)

    jake what if you are actually 40 yrs old tho

    i’ve seen what he looks like

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    hes not

    are we sure about that

    Anonymous

    i’ve seen what he looks like

    Me too

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I should post my birth certificate on here

    do it

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    and autstic

    My doctor said I have special needs, apparently you’re one of them

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I should post my birth certificate on here

    giving wje ur full name isn't a good idea

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    are u calling me autstic

    IM CALLING MYSELF AUTISTIC

    Flappy.

    giving wje ur full name isn't a good idea

    i know his first name

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    IK HIS FULL NAME

    You can have my last <3

    Anonymous

    i know his first name

    u gave wje my name...

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    oh dear

    i’m the 5’2 female asian rock

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    i did not mean to say it bro

    youre one of THOSE people..

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    femboy moment?

    just jake being gay nothing u havent seen before

    and then steal his heart and leave him on the beach

    jake are u on vacation w ur family

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    on jakes hand

    there was an emo kid i saw once who had a scar in the shape of a star carved into the back of his hand

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    nu uh i need his wallet

    steal his heart AnD his wallet

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    so i can buy the hello kitty shit in the store

    make sure to send it to may

    i’m mays sugar daddy

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    STOP TRYNA RAPE ME IN PUBLIC SMH

    It’s not rape if you like it 😏

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    You’ll be my lil Twinkie <3

    ew

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    It’s not rape if you like it 😏

    even more ew.

    whatttttt they’re cute

    Flappy.

    jake are u on vacation w ur family

    ^

    Flappy.

    giving wje ur full name isn't a good idea

    lol i already know it

    Flappy.

    AMYAYAYYAYAY HI

    HIHIHHIHIHIHIH

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    β€œI’m gonna get raped” β€œawww so cute!”

    OH NVM

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Yes

    what u gonna tell them

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    It’s not rape if you like it 😏

    then it wouldn’t be rape

    Anonymous

    then it wouldn’t be rape

    cnc

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Consensual rape exists

    its all over the internet

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Consensual rape exists

    i didn’t know that

    FLAPPY OMG WJE CREW

    Anonymous

    i didn’t know that

    good job <3

    USE MY COMPUTER ACCOUNT THO

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    i didnt consent

    Uh huh sure

    Ξ±my

    USE MY COMPUTER ACCOUNT THO

    IDK WHICH ONE IS WHICH???

    i consent for this conversation to stop 😭

    all in favor to switch the topic, say "aue"

    Flappy.

    IDK WHICH ONE IS WHICH???

    AMY B IS MY COMP ONE

    Ξ±my
    Image

    what does this mean

    i forgot to eat breakfast

    BLACK BEARS ARE FOOD FOR COYOTES?????????????

    COYOTES EAT BEARS????????????

    ????????????????????!?!?

    I DONY BELIEVE THAT

    Ξ±my

    yes

    NO THEY DO NOT

    Anonymous

    eat

    i leave the house in five minutes

    Anonymous

    i leave the house in five minutes

    rip

    THEYRE LYINGNTO ME

    i dont believe that

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    bobcats

    more like

    i think theyre crazy

    Anonymous

    rip

    i’m probably skipping school w my friend today tho 😭

    IVE SEEN A BOBCAT IRL ONCE

    Anonymous

    i’m probably skipping school w my friend today tho 😭

    thats prob not a good idea

    AND A MOUNTAIN LION BUT IT WAS KINDA SMALL

    Anonymous

    thats prob not a good idea

    maybe maybe not

    guys i actually dont think coyotes are dangerous

    Bc... look how cute they are πŸ₯°

    Flappy.

    guys i actually dont think coyotes are dangerous

    you just gotta be really loud and hope that they aren't rabid

    they wouldnt hurt a fly

    they would hurt a bird or a mouse tho

    Anonymous

    you just gotta be really loud and hope that they aren't rabid

    um no in this house we pet them and call them a good boy

    in this house

    Flappy.

    they wouldnt hurt a fly

    they'd hurt you

    Ξ±my

    in this house

    (me myself & i)

    Flappy.

    um no in this house we pet them and call them a good boy

    coyotes aren't dogs.

    Ξ±my

    they'd hurt you

    no they would love me i can tell

    Flappy.

    no they would love me i can tell

    you do give off rabid coyote vibes

    they would bite ur head off

    why are we biting heads off

    Anonymous

    coyotes aren't dogs.

    thats what tje media wants u to think now leave me alone w my pet dogs

    Anonymous

    why are we biting heads off

    MAL!

    HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    Flappy.

    no they would love me i can tell

    ur not scared of dangerous predators yet ur scared of squirells?

    Anonymous

    ur not scared of dangerous predators yet ur scared of squirells?

    squirrels are actually scary sooo

    Flappy.

    squirrels are actually scary sooo

    no they aren't

    Anonymous

    HIIIIIIIIIIII

    MY FAVORITE LITTLE DUCK

    cosmo you're actually kinda hot tbh, I LOVE YOUR HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    Nateツ

    wsg mal

    i have a sunburn ☹

    Flappy.

    MY FAVORITE LITTLE DUCK

    YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

    Anonymous

    i have a sunburn ☹

    womp womp

    Flappy.

    HRU MALLARD

    ALR HBU

    TΠΎast ツ

    cosmo you're actually kinda hot tbh, I LOVE YOUR HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    um

    i hate sunburns cus when they go away im TAN

    IM GOOOD BUT SCHOOL J ENDED SO BYEBYE

    TΠΎast ツ

    cosmo you're actually kinda hot tbh, I LOVE YOUR HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    tf

    i know ur trying to catfish me

    suppa ur not gonna get cosmo so just go

    TΠΎast ツ

    cosmoooooo stfu ur hot

    hi rapboat

    she has a whole family that protects her so go away

    I am NOT that lazy fatass who RAPS about the most random SHIT

    Nateツ

    she has a whole family that protects her so go away

    she?

    TΠΎast ツ

    I am NOT that lazy fatass who RAPS about the most random SHIT

    u just gave urself away

    TΠΎast ツ

    I am NOT that lazy fatass who RAPS about the most random SHIT

    dumbass

    Nateツ

    my fault *he

    i never said i wasn't a she

    TΠΎast ツ

    I am NOT RapeBoat

    ur speech pattern says otherwise

    TΠΎast ツ

    I am NOT RapeBoat

    right

    TΠΎast ツ

    what if I told u im actually not rapboat

    i wouldn't believe u

    its so fucking easy to copy his speech pattern lmao

    like its the worst genre of music ever

    but no one likes my music taste either so

    TΠΎast ツ

    I know

    buddy, u lasted 10 seconds. give it up

    my friends call me emo cus my music

    Anonymous

    my friends call me emo cus my music

    what do u listen to

    Anonymous

    what do u listen to

    punk/emo/pop rock

    i listen to classical and rock

    Anonymous

    punk/emo/pop rock

    and then u wonder why mal lmao

    i dont wonder why bahahaha i j think its funny

    Anonymous

    what artists/bands

    ijust kinda listen to whats on the radio

    cus my music is the only emo thing abt me

    Anonymous

    ijust kinda listen to whats on the radio

    solid

    i dont love the radio rock i have

    tho im kind of a sucker for queen because brian may is an astrophysicist

    Anonymous

    its mostly like

    ac/dc, guns n roses, def leppard4

    TΠΎast ツ

    I listen to ts

    ew

    TΠΎast ツ

    I listen to ts

    Oh......

    Anonymous

    its rapboat

    ahuh ik

    TΠΎast ツ

    I HATE YOUR KIND

    wtf?

    ND THEY HAD THE NIKE SYMBOL ON THE ASS ND UNDER IT THEY SAID "just lick it"

    TΠΎast ツ

    ITCH MY BALLS THEN FLAPPY

    definitely rap boat

    TΠΎast ツ

    ITCH MY BALLS THEN FLAPPY

    WTF

    TΠΎast ツ

    ITCH MY BALLS THEN FLAPPY

    ??? i already have my elbow to itch i dont need another thing

    i was in spain, and all the tourist ships had i heart 69/milfs/sex

    Anonymous

    you're not funny.

    real

    TΠΎast ツ

    Cmoonnn they're big nd hairy

    *and

    TΠΎast ツ

    SHUT THE FUCK UP FLAPPY

    *.

    im gonna shoot u in the balls if you don't shut up

    THE ONLY PERIOD I'LL EVER USE IS THE ONE ON YOUR TAMPON FLAPPY

    TΠΎast ツ

    THE ONLY PERIOD I'LL EVER USE IS THE ONE ON YOUR TAMPON FLAPPY

    what does rhis even mean

    DO YOU WANNA SEE MY ROWING PRESENTATION

    maybe try talking tothe school counselor abt that

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Who are you-

    its prob rapboat

    Ξ±my

    DO YOU WANNA SEE MY ROWING PRESENTATION

    YES

    Ξ±my

    DO YOU WANNA SEE MY ROWING PRESENTATION

    GUYS

    TΠΎast ツ

    I'LL LICK IT LIKE A POPSICLE

    ewwwwwwww

    Flappy.

    YES

    OMG ILL MAKE A POST FOR IT

    (ITS NOT DONE)

    ILL SHOW YOU WHAT I HAVE SO FAR

    Anonymous

    what is it about?

    ROWING

    u need to refrence a meme in it somewhere

    Ξ±my

    ROWING

    but what about rowing

    amy did you see the tyler louis vitton thing?

    SMH WHERED SHE GO

    Ξ±my

    SMH WHERED SHE GO

    i was readinggg

    Idk if I consider u a pookie anymore

    Nateツ

    Idk if I consider u a pookie anymore

    🀯

    fine I'll let it slide this one time

    Toast ツ

    I gotta go

    BYE POOKIE

    Anonymous

    im eating pizza rn

    what kind

    my neck hurts

    Heroin Monkey

    pineapple

    based answer

    Heroin Monkey

    pineapple

    YUM

    have u ever even tried pineapple on pizza?

    i dont like warm pineapple

    Anonymous

    i dont like warm pineapple

    yeah

    but what about ranch with pizza

    Anonymous

    amy hates jake

    i don’t hate him

    i am just utterly and truly repulsed by him

    Anonymous

    well leo said that u do

    leo’s kinda not part of that so

    lots of reasons

    Anonymous

    flappy hates squirells

    yes

    that i won’t be telling you cause i don’t trust you

    Ξ±my

    i don’t hate him

    really ?

    Flappy.

    yes

    did a squirell rob u and give u ptsd or something?

    Ξ±my

    i am just utterly and truly repulsed by him

    really

    Ξ±my

    that i won’t be telling you cause i don’t trust you

    ok. fair enough

    that’s straight facts

    Anonymous

    did a squirell rob u and give u ptsd or something?

    yes actually it stole my watermelon at the beach one time but thats not the reason smh

    best meme you’ve ever msde

    Anonymous

    wait, seriously?

    I THINK IT HAD RABIES

    I LEFT MY LITTLE COUSIN TO WATCH IT

    Flappy.

    I THINK IT HAD RABIES

    that explains SO MUCJ SBOUT YOU

    then why did it go after the watermelon

    Flappy.

    I LEFT MY LITTLE COUSIN TO WATCH IT

    BWAHAHAHA

    Flappy.

    yes actually it stole my watermelon at the beach one time but thats not the reason smh

    how did a fucking squirrel steal your watermelon 😭

    Anonymous

    then why did it go after the watermelon

    BECAUSE IT DIDNT NOTICE HER IDK OMG IT JUST GOT IT AND SCMPERED AWAY LIKE THE LITTLE RAT IT IS

    Anonymous

    did u run screaming off?

    uh, LITERALLY YES

    Flappy.

    BECAUSE IT DIDNT NOTICE HER IDK OMG IT JUST GOT IT AND SCMPERED AWAY LIKE THE LITTLE RAT IT IS

    or it went after the watermelon

    ONCE MY UNCLE WAS CHASING A SQUIRREL WHEN HE WAS A KID

    flappy, are you shaking in ur bed rn?

    Ξ±my

    best meme you’ve ever msde

    can you chill out

    ok, that ones a little wierd

    why does it have so many fingers

    still haven’t responded to me on wje crew leo

    my internet has been really bad

    we need to jumpscare flappy with a squirell pic whenever she gets on

    i didn’t get any messages?

    you responded with β€œoh” which is not much of a response

    well wtf did you expect me to respond with

    a full sentence ?

    well i didn’t know what to say

    Anonymous

    we need to jumpscare flappy with a squirell pic whenever she gets on

    i gotchu i have so many

    i bet shes watching this and shivering in fear

    im never talking to any of you ever again

    Ξ±my
    Image

    i actually have a puzzle of this

    Flappy.

    im never talking to any of you ever again

    what abt me

    Flappy.

    im never talking to any of you ever again

    my honest reaction:

    or at least a similar one

    Anonymous

    what abt me

    oh ur great but not Them

    Flappy.

    oh ur great but not Them

    yayayay

    Flappy.

    oh ur great but not Them

    what about me?

    theres like 300 million people in america

    250000/300000000~ 1/1000\

    Ξ±my

    *250,000

    youre retarded

    Anonymous

    what about me?

    oh ur fine too

    Flappy.

    youre retarded

    did somebody say β€œmore squirrel pics”????

    Ξ±my

    did somebody say β€œmore squirrel pics”????

    im gonna block u

    someone track down her ip and send her a live squirell in the mail

    i don’t think it would be alive by the time it arrives

    squirells are pretty resilient

    yeah flsppy knows all about that

    or maybe flappy’s just WEAK

    COULDNT EVEN GUARD A WATERMELON

    Ξ±my
    Image

    u also like tight pussy

    IWS/INGEN - COLLAB ACC!

    hai

    hi

    Anonymous

    u also like tight pussy

    ong

    my bitches better be doing kegels

    Anonymous

    i also like tight pussy

    …..

    cosmo u can’t pull sry

    Anonymous

    what? im straight

    straight ass

    Anonymous

    cosmo u can’t pull sry

    ...

    Anonymous

    trump managed to pull

    i don’t think you have the same money or power

    IWS/INGEN - COLLAB ACC!

    have any of yall heard from toast

    he was on a lil bit ago

    Nateツ

    WSG

    I AM SO SO SO TIRED

    IVE BARELY SLEPT THE PAST FEW DAYS

    oh well i havent seen him in a lil bit

    Anonymous

    IVE BARELY SLEPT THE PAST FEW DAYS

    go to sleep then

    IWS/INGEN - COLLAB ACC!

    i need to talk to him

    what u need with my pookie?

    Anonymous

    I DONT WANT TO YET

    WELP

    who wants to buy some feet pics?

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    i got 2 good bio test grades

    I'm on spring break so fuck them tests

    school got cancelled tomorrow for me

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    my bf ordered french fries when he called me earlier nd ive been wanting them since

    and toss the french people over a pit

    and slap sombody with a sloppy joe

    another one bites the dust

    another one bites the dust

    and another one gone and another one gone

    another one bites the dust

    another one bites the dust'=

    that songs gonna be stuck in my head now

    PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD

    BUT THE TRIGGER NOW HES DEADDDDD

    LIFE HAD juuuuust begunnnn

    but NOW IVE GONE ND THROWN IT ALLLLLL AWAYYYYYYYYyy

    DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    as if nothing rlly matters...

    oh mal are u okay

    yeah im j jamming out to queen in my head

    SHES A KILLER QUEEEEEEEEEN

    you have fun then

    GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOUR MIND

    woah why are there 10 ppl on here

    im literally j sitting here talking to myself

    earlier when i called my bf i laughed at nothing for 5 minutes straight

    i’m in school and i can barely stay away

    nd everytime he said anything id start laughing harder

    Anonymous

    i’m in school and i can barely stay away

    literally me 24/7

    its cus ive barely slept lately

    cus saturday night i went to sleep at 1 am nd woke up at 7 am

    then sunday i went to bed at 12 am nd woke up at 6:30 am

    then monday i went to bed at 1 am nd woke up at 9 am

    nd last night i went to bed at 12:30 nd got up at 6

    that doesnt rlly make sense

    anyway all that confusing shit to say i havent had a good nights sleep in forever

    i slept for 1 hour today because i had to study for entry exams all night and i skipped after school work hours and i had to stay after school because i cut class and got caught

    also i’m uh a little mentally unstable so i don’t sleep

    Anonymous

    also i’m uh a little mentally unstable so i don’t sleep

    me too

    luckily i understand what we are learning

    I GOT A CUTE BABY SLEEPIN ON MEEE

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    named her Wilbur and her sister charrlloteeee

    arsonisfun

    named her Wilbur and her sister charrlloteeee

    AH THAT MAKES IT EVEN CUTER

    PERFECTLY SIZED CHICKEN NUGGETSS

    orange cats are >

    the orange one is yoongi and the other one is quokka

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    also there's 4 of themm the other 2 are named penny and henriettaa

    Anonymous

    the orange one is yoongi and the other one is quokka

    AHH I WANT A CATT

    ILL SHUT HER UP REAL GOOD (imma eat her)

    i’m a dumbass so i named all my cats after kpop

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    i’m so sorry 😭😭

    Anonymous

    i’m so sorry 😭😭

    dw pookiee

    Anonymous

    LOOKIT MY CATTTT

    AHHH I NEED A CAT IN MY LIFE

    YALL SHOULD HAVE A CAT PLAYDATE

    no way my chick just made the Twitter soundπŸ’€

    Anonymous

    THIS IS MY QUIET CAT

    AWWWW

    did u see me selling caley flavored burgers earlierπŸ’€

    arsonisfun

    also HI NATEE

    WSG ARSON

    Anonymous

    nate x caley

    πŸ’€

    Nateツ

    WSG ARSON

    nothing muchhhh