Stolen Computer from New School

I WILL NOT BE SIGNING IN ON THIS COMPUTER

I WILL TRY TO CONFIRM IT LATER

JAKEY NGAA

YEAHHHHHH

TOOK SO FUCKING LONGGGG BROOOOO

HOWS EVERYFUCKING ONe

FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYY&YY&YYYY

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hi its me, chxl

new drawing!!!!!!

oooh

i love it

did you draw these?

yes

om

youre so taslented

thank you

there asll sio cutee

i know, pokémon are adorable

they are

i love eve

eevee? good choice

i prefer land form shaymin

oooh

its a fluffy little green hedgehog

that act sounds so cute

it’s adorable

the big one is shaymin sky form and the one on it’s head is the land form

then the blue land form is the shiny land form

ooh

eevee

with plants

i love eevee

i’ll be back later, im going to lunch

okkk

what shampoos do you use. that ought to prove it

wtf

yu fucked a dog

huh

mal

my hair

cutesyyyy

i have class td so im doing my makeup 😔

i founf an old doc with the proof of cosmo being a pedo

😭

lmaoo

i dindt make it

but whoever did ptu a shit ton of time in it

lmaooo thats crazy

bro nothing makes me feel prettier than putting concealer on all my blemishes

whata a blemish

like

acne spots

scars

red spots

ohh

yeah all the stuff that makes my skin icky lmao

oh

my dogs are being weird

lmao

gay

hiiiiii <3333

hi jake

sup

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

i dont wanna go to class

😔💥🔫

the explosion is a nice touch

im supposued to be learnnign rn

🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

oh wit

wait

you guys can see my messages

IM NOT BANNED

:D

lol

YAYYYY

I wonder if it's cause I'm in a different area of the school now lmao

guys

Maybe my IP changed

i love makeup

ooo maybe

I hate it

I have beef with makeup

it woullve been so funny if you got ignored and thought yu where abnned and starting sayng random shit

also on that topic I saw someone's fake eyelash on the sidewalk today

I despise fake eyelashes

well i wont wear it with you then smh

and nails

and makeup

all of it

oh me too

it's so useless

so pointless

i like very subtle fake nails

like the short ones

so harmful

not the crazy weird long ones

i like normal lengnth nails

me too

i love painting my nails

like fake but not

like

jake do you think thats pointless

huh

huh huh

me before i do my makeup^^

yes

well

imma do it anyway

cus its fun

its a hobby

eh tbh painting nails seems like a fun way to accessorize

but makeup is pointless and dumb

its so fun

at least, the way it functions in modern society

i like my makeup

thats true

i think its dumb to entirely rely on it

Makeup's cool if you're like doing a costume or performing for something

but on a daily basis it's not really needed

and frankly I think that contibutes to a very negative interpretation of beauty

i like wearing it cus it makes me feel ready for the day

like its part of my routine

guys michael jackson is fucking tight

frfr

that's the problem though

it's so normalized

it feels like a necessary step for the baseline of human functionality

yes but theres a difference between like wearing it cus youre too ashamed to not vs wearing it js cus its fun

i have no problem not wearing makeup

and frequently dont

i js think its fun to do

uh huh

suuuuuuuuuuure

im being honest

Ik I'm just joking lol

i wear it like once maybe twice a week

and i dont wear a lot

its very subtle muahaha

oh wow

bro

i fucking

love

my eyelashes

damn i got an 86 on my scriptures exam

not as good as I was expecting

But oh well

thats still good!

I have 100% in the other aspects of the class

damnn

smarty pants

i rember when i tried making people on wje do my work for me

*cough cough*

I love having long hair that hangs over the sides of my face cause I can wear my airpods in class and nobody knows

real

yesssss

canvas ahh

father

ya

meanwhile me with Bluetooth hearing aids

omfg guys my eyelashes are ON FUCKING POINT RN

dude that's SICK

I don't really use them for music. usually I just use it for yt

my grades \

killing myself someone just said 6 and 7 for an answer and the whole class laughed

😭

fuck society

yiddish testicles

my vclass

😭😭

haha imagine being in a lower grade

ts easy

it is easy

ur weird

you said it, not me

wait stop that’s the most random thing ever

why are we posting pussy pics on wje

NOT. COOL.

its a dog

that’s a dog…

my brightness is all the way down

and im colorblind

youre all discriminating

this is a pussy pic

so am i and i could tell it was a dog

you all hate me

im being oppressed

no i don’t

yeah you do

and you hate bugs

and goldfish

and me

you hate me

cats

nobody loves me wah

i love you

lies

i could never

you sure could

ive had 6 gfs

I feel HATED right now

sweetheart you KNOW i love you more than anything

get a bf and you can find a reverse scott pilgrim

nuh uh

i bet none of them were as good as i am

well i do love you more than anything else in the whole entire world <3

oh they all sucked but they where fun to make out with

atleast, some of them

i’m skilled at girlfriending

you HATE me

gross you're literally like 9

no i dontttt i love youuuuu

WRONG

it’s not wrong 😔

I'm 14..

its a joke I've been saying that for literal years

my hari rn

YEAH SO I SHOULD ATLEAST BE 10 BY NOW

brah

wats the answer

69

....

jakersssss

no?

hi amy

jakerssssssssssssssssssss

hi

b, a, c, d

this is easy

jakeeeeee

hi

let me grab anotebook

i love you.

you HATE me.

tsk tsk tsk

wait mal I have a question

i don’t 😭😭

why do u call him jake

i gotta head to class tho

i call him jake on here

ohh

yup

i gotta drive to class byeeee guyssaaa

ok I was rlly concerned

byebye

maybe you'll HATE me there too smh smh

be safe

jake i fucking love you i DO NOT hate you

do u not have class too bum

I'm in it rn

Kanye ref?

I learned this in 8th grade though

didn't know u knew ball

you fucking hate me smh

i don’t 😔😔😔😔

GUYS I DID IT

I ANSWERD IT RIGHT

noooo 😔😔😔😔

damn that was quick

i love you sweetheart 😭

I love you too lmao <3

smh 😔

sexy man handler

dont let a man cramp ur style smh

you would look super cute w french tips

speaking of tips

I miss wade

oh uh

weren't u roleplaying him

and didnt he say he hates u

no

well kind of

mmgh

oh

ew what is that

ew

ew stop

gross

hands are so overrrated

):

^^^

i jsut died inside

help

these are like

4th grade questions

im realy fucking bd at math

its ok me too lmao

i got it wrong ):

rip

and i got this this morning

yeah this is where we say "no, random stranger from discord, I will not engage in a relationship with you"

its xbox

even worse

😭

im texting him rn lol

i dont plan to date him

well STOP

hes my freind?

its a very aproiate chat

YOU MET HIM LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO

ON XBOX

were just talking

how esle do i make freinds

IN REAL LIFE

its an aproatie convo

I CANT LEAVE MY HOUSE

😭

how about i drag him onto this chat

please for fucks sake no

hes not weird

Charlie I think there's far better things you could be doing with your time than chatting it up with strangers on xbox

see, not aproaite

I don't even see how that's remotely enjoyable

i mean

aproiate

appropriate

thats how i make freinds ):

that's an awful way to do it

i like my spelling and its very apropiate convo

and those friendships aren't real 😭

nor are they gratifying

i tried to took my life

what the freak lmaoi

no one ik on xbox can type

dumb down

im ok i promise!

noone cared

</3

charlie you should leave the conversation

like genuinely

REAL

RAELLLLLLL

REAL

don't even engage with this shit

they're not good for u

like eailer he was like

for the last time it ISNT THAT DEEP gianni

grrr

grrrrrrrrr

"im going to bed ): im so sorry im im like tired"

i js said ok

calm down, furry

pls stop being a father u don't need to be

ur creating artificial stress on urself

who the fuck else is

charlie knows enough to do it herself

its okat

someone's gotta keep track of all you self-destructive children

okay

bro

jake, i promise its okay. Im being aporaite, and so is he. Its not going to go anywhere. I just littearly am bored asf so im texting people

THERE ARE BETTER

MORE PRODUCTIVE

ACTUAL ACTIVITIES

YOU CAN DO

READ A BOOK

WRITE SOMETHING

DRAW A PICTURE IDFK

im at my moms

ANYTHING

i dont have any of my shit

😭

woukld you rather me find someone who like

I think you could make a much better effort at entertaining yourself than talking to randos on xbox

didnt ask me out

i do look adorable w french tips muahaha

you always look adorable

HEY.

DAMIT

awe tyyy

I MEANT TO SS THAT

haha loser

bitch

you meanie

jake isnt letting me talk to my xbox freinds

wait jake i missed it

What. The. Fuck.

good im not putting it back

what’d it say

im traumatized mal

if you love me you’ll tell me

either of you

let’s see who loves me more

it siad s

uhm

i dont wanna say

i guess no one here loves me

gurl

gurl

=p

:P

=P

jakerssss what’d it sayyy

stop simping over wade

i only read the words

smh ig you’re the one who doesn’t love me jake

submissive

oop

and bitch nad whore (i think)

I

oops

i think it said

something about a

guys jake doesn’t love me no more