Spooky Season vs. No Nut November

i forgot that NNN existed LMAOOo

stay strong, brothers

and sisters

nnn IS CUMMING

Yessir

Yes man*

Yes mam*

lmao

we shall not nut

No dildo december

its oki

No jerking off january

i use dead corpse dick

No Fap February

Hmmm

No Masturbating March

What the fuck is this.

EMIIIII

ME AND HIM CALLED

FOR 3 HOURS

Btw Jake I’m finna steal ur police cause she’s too hot

HJAHSJHSAJHS

AWWWWWWW

What is my police

I THINK U TWO ARE GOOD FOR EACHOTHER

HE RISKED HIS SLEEP FOR ME

Same

oops autocorrect I meant pookie

JAHSJAGSAH

AND

ANDDDDD

REAL MAN RUGHT THERE

HE PLAYED PIANO FOR ME

HE WAS AWESOME

LIKE

EJHFUHFUDEHOEDHE

DAMN HOLD ON HE LITERALLY TOLD HIS YOUNGER BROTHER TO SHUSH AND GO TO SLEEP

Damn Chex I can play piano too you know that right

Bitch probably knows like 2 notes fr

Jk jk

lMAOO

his hands hot

DAMN WHOS JEALOUS TOO???

i saw him play it

ME CAUSE CHEX IS HOT ASF

I have guitar hands THEYRE automatically hotter

and he showed me his forearms

Idk why that autocorrected you caps

To

AEEEE UR HOTTER

MY FOREARMS ARE HOT TOO

NO MY NOSE LOOKED BIG ASF ON CALL

NAWW*

Yessir

SAME

Ooh so aesthetic woahhhh

I LOOK HELLA SHITTY

what

WAIT I WANNA SEE

chexy i wanna see the pictureeee

I ALSO SAW HER FACE WHEN WE WERE ON A CALL, ME AND DONUT AND ZION

CHEX SHOW ME THE PICTURE

WAT PICTUREEE?

yummu

PLS I LOVE HEAD PATS SO MUCH

the one you deleted

I WAS IN THAT CALL TOO BUT I LEFT

ITS JAKE-

Yeah that was me

why

That shit looks like a tumor

That’s all you get hehehhe

wait i don’t see

didnt

ou

cool

i’m so sad

LMAO

my crush got a gf and she’s a bitch

lets be sad together mi amor

and this bitch said my henna makes me look like a currymuncher like bitch at least i don’t look like chalk

yes

currymucher is better than dried powder

idk

i thought it turned out really nice

but she just kinda ruined my self esteem

GIRL

The only insults that Americans have towards Indians is only Curry Muncher and Scammer, just call them cheeseburger carnivores.

DONT LET THIS CHALK MFO RUIN U

And some other jokes on this website

and obese

jkjkjk

Nah true

NAH BUT FR DOE

ye

but i’m still lonely

every american i see who comes in japan r like

obese

but they thicc

and i wanna cut my hands off

and its making me so sa

no emo

D

lmao

it’s fine

cut her throat instead

who needs love when you have pizzaaa

yes my queen

MURDERR RRRRRR

Aw shit..forgot about that