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sup -ethan

Boo.

Im so scary.

AHH

E HI

hello?

Bro where is everyone

Im bored

there is 5 people here and not a peep

Yep

so how is ur day going

Good

Hbu

eh fine jus bored

in class

Get back to work

nah im good

ill do it later

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hihihihihihihihihihihi

yo

who yu

^^^

somone

OH

Hello Somone

HI ETHAN

?

):

nvm

your not ethan

no im not him sry to disapoint

What lies thou touch my ears?

i miss ethan ):

damm thats craz

why u miss him?

Throw rotten tomatoes at anon. We want Ethan!

that aint nice

Boooo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hes my freind

Soy la Reina Payasa. No estoy aquí para encajar. Inclínense ante mí, campesinos. La temporada de terror ya está aquí.

Uhh

Yeah, what she said.

lol

it says

Damn it was better when it was in spanish.

こんにちは

lol real

hiiii

Hello

こんにちは農民

hi

Hi mal

hii

How are you

i’m good hbu

Cool

Im good too

twinning

Fr

i love my bio

my nose is stuffy and my eye is swollen tho from my cats

cool

are you okay

i can’t read it

yeah it happens a lot

Allergic?

i’m slightly allergic to cats

oh ):

sadly

Damn

fr

i love them anyway lmao

Im not allergic to anything😎😎😎

i’m allergic to cats and shrimp

Hi

Fr they are worth the allergies

Bye

Im JaBe

frfrfr

Hello.

hi

I dont care

i’m mal

i’m peppa pig

and this is my little brother george

this is mummy pig

and this is daddy pig

*earthquake*

Nice to meet you!

LMAO

How Are You?

hru

i’m good hbu

Have a nice day!

yall i have a grilled cheese

you too

The best cheese

Thanks

frfrfr

wait genuine question are you like a troll or are you genuinely js this friendly

i honestly can’t tell

Troll

hes not a troll

but nobody likes him

some ppl do

most don’t

i think hes okay

i have no problem with him

i just never talked to him

If this isnt trolling i dont know what is

as long as he doesn’t spam gifs then he’s chill

lmao

No I‘m a really friendly Person!

okok cool

A bit too friendly per say

I gotta do homework cya

He has Stolen my idea for a Meme!

jabe as long as you refrain from sending a million gifs then i have no problem with you :D

Homework in the big 25🥀🥀

No i didnt dumbass

ugh smhsmh i had hoped it’d be extinct

what hw do you have rn

GIFs Are very nice!👍🏻

No theyre not

I gtg fr tho cya

whats your first lanugae?

You did!

they’re nice but not when they’re spammed in the middle of a conversation

okay?

Why?

what homework do you have king

That’s no Spam!

That isn‘t spam!

okokok i’m not tryna be mean but like if you talk to us then that’s great wed love to have you but js don’t send a buncha gifs over and over

anyway it’s not relevant rn

im just wondering

so whatcha guys up to

trolling people in the internet

lmao

so i get a free phone

oh i found someone who was going to buy me a phone

MY LIL SIBLINGS ARE HOME YAY

and meet me irl

and like

and like

he ghosted me

😭

yay

yayayayay

yeah thats not smart

ik

new person

oop

bro

hes boutta buy me aphone

i think

i better not have someone shwoing up at my mf house

thats like a horrible idea yk

idc

i want a phone

wait how old r u? if i may ask?

14

its not worth putting yourself in potential danger..

its bs that my parents wont let me have a phine

i havent had my phone for almost a year and a half

it pretty much like not havin one

😭

-jake

real

my parents dont even know about that

oh

so

yeha

wait, random question how much is a good price to sell a macbook

idk what a macbook is'

Apples version of chromebook

ohhh

idk

my neighbors are yelling

so loud

maybe theyre telling you not to let an internet pedo buy you a phone

yeah, i agree

lmao

they dont know i talk to internet pedos

GUYS

worstjokesever.com/jokes/65ce933efbfbdd260ec1c5ce/jack-slowly-awoke-from-his-unconscious-state-in-a-strange-dark-place

GUYS

IT STILL EXISTS

IT STILL EXISTSSSSSSSSSS

doesn work

FUCK OK HOLD ON

hehehe

they should smh

nooo

so should your parents

NO

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1--yDxPBFODTImZuk44Ka6BR8bhZNSOahAmTWj9oao3s/edit?usp=sharing

GUYS

noononononoonnon

GUYS

GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

charlie yes

CHARLIE SITUATIONS LIKE THIS ARE WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU TALK TO PEDOPHILES

i cant even begin to like explain how fucking dangerous that shit is

AND THEY ARE NOT FUN.

nu

NO NOT THIS

i said i found a 50$ phone

IT'S TRUE

and he said

THIS IS HOW IT ENDS UP

"look up a more expensive one"

TRUE

Charlie I'm being dead fucking serious you need to stop now

bro a 50$ nah get better one

Like this is genuinely dangerous

i want a phoen its okay

You can't keep doing these things, it's not going to end up well at all

You don't NEED a fucking phone

ESPECIALLY when you act like this

its not okay

You're not responsible enough for that at ALL

...

ppl fucking die from doing shit like this

im leaveing.

like ily and i dont want a random pedo showing up at your house

bye

its not safe

Give me a good reason why you should have unfiltered internet and communication capabilities

You need to make better choices

Nothing good will come from this, Charlie

i get a phone

thats good

No, that's not good

ok 1 you cant guarantee theyre being honest and youll get a phone

Because you'll use it for your self destructive habits

2 you have to give information in order to receive that phone which is DANGEROUS

3 you do not NEED A PHONE

1- true

i understand its NICE but it is NOT worth putting your safety at risk

2- they are giving me their credit card info to buy iy

3- i want one

Just because you want something doesn't make it good

what if i promise to be responsabile ):?

You can "want" to drink a bottle of alcohol

doesn't mmake it healthy

exactly

You don't keep your promises, charlie

And you can't be trusted with the capabilities of a phone

You need to step back and actually work on making better choices

Not doing whatever you want just because you want to

THAT is why things get hard

And THAT is how you get hurt

And lead a miserable life

Until you decide to actually make a change

idc if i get hurt.

That's the problem

You don't even care

until that changes things will continue to go downhill

What good is life if all you're doing is making shitty choices that hurt you?

There's so much more to being alive than that, but you have to ACTIVELY work for it

set ur mind to it, stay comitted and pray in jesus name and if u have faith it will be done as u have asked

^^^

REAL

ive been there and life was fucking pointless, i wasted sm of my life being fucking emotionless and i lost my friends, my grades slipped, i distanced myself from my family, i made shitty choices, and i was suicidal and fucking miserable. until your mindset changes nothing is going to get better. if you dgaf youre going to continue to be miserable

If you decide to do things that make your life suck, guess what? It's gonna suck!

guys its just a phone.

But if you choose to view things in a different way, and to do things that will make you better, life gets better

its not about the phone

its more than that

its about the choices youre making to get it and the choices you will make once you have it

^^^

Not to mention the dangers involved in actually acquiring it

yes, i could only pray if u got one right now

what do you guys think is going to hapen if i get a hone

what are the posabilities.

endless

literally anything

which is the problem

because if youre talking to dangerous ppl with restricted internet it scares me who you might talk to if its unrestricted

You won't have anything to stop you from making very, very bad choices online

And you have demonstrated that you do that

time and time again

You cannot be trusted with that, Charlie

and genuinely i understand that having restrictions on the internet seems dumb and annoying and awful but i am so so grateful my parents restricted my internet when i was younger

prove urself and it shall come as a reward

yes same, sin has dominated me when i didn

...

i didnt even have access to the internet, google was blocked on my devices

and im grateful for that

i didnt get access to the internet until i had proved i was responsible enough for it

and it protected me from making dumb decisions

itll be okay.

Charlie, it won't

Your track record makes that obvious

Be honest with yourself

If you got a phone, would you use it for things that would actually benefit your life?

Things that aren't dangerous?

do i have to answer that?

Yes, you do

You know the answer

no

im not

You know you're not making a good choice by trying to do this

And you know you're going to continue doing that if you get one

ill be okay

gtg be back rq

No, you will not

I'm telling you right now

If you do this

You will end up worse than you are now

And you will keep getting worse

and worse

and worse.

Stop it while you still can

Cause you're not going to like where your life is going

You're LETTING yourself descend into a very dark place

And being childishly ignorant when you know it's wrong

You're better than that, Charlie

ydk what im better than

ydk me.

I know you well enough to know you make horrible decisions

You know yourself well enough to know that's true

It's not worth it

ill think about it..

No

Thinking about it isn't enough

You know it's wrong

You need to make the choice to do what's right

And what's BEST for yourself

And you know it isn't this

Back

....

what if i get a phone

and give it to my parents

o they can put parent controls on it

and then i have ti that way

Nope

You can't even be trusted with that

Jake is that you

And I doubt your parents would let you

so

no phone?

Look at what you're doing now

May you should DO it

What if I'm jewish

Your parents have restrictions on you, and yet you still do these things

WHo are you

No it's me, Johnald

I see

You should convert to ISLAM like ME

rb not now

Oh c’mon it’s REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY

I dont trust your advice

thats not gonna work rn lmao

Ok then DON’T do it

what if

I can't believe I wrote this lmfao

Hi mal

i give you my acc info to everything?

hii

Bro is NOT in Islam lmao

NO

NO WORKAROUNDS

and

Post the dagger fanfic.

YOU NEED TO STOP.

LMFAO

oh

I'll do it after class lmao

JAke

my wje is glitchy i gtg

post the dagger fanfic

ill ttyl

PLEASE

Sorry my Chromebook low-key lagging

kms

mines lagging too lmao

I think it's the site

yeah i hafta refresh to see ppls comments

@Matt WJE is breaking again

oh wait

its fixed

for me

Same

yay

Wait

im watching mlp

Bruh Wje tweaking

Anyways how's life guys

Part 3 will probably chronicle Jack's escape

BASED

What's the best pony

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jGvEcBgXBhhDO6wb8BK1Wwk7nGTDKW_o8S5I4igWjUE/edit?usp=sharing

Pinkie

I shiver a little bit when I hear based because of D*gger

its so good its the episode where the cutie mark crusaders are tryna help pip win the class president election against diamond tiara

i like fluttershy and pinkie

Rainbow dash is cool too

I like the episode when they lose their cutie marks

Pinkie, Rainbow, and Fluttershy

BUT

The best character OVERALL

Is Princess Luna

Or when twilight sparkles brother is married to like that evil pony

like the main ones

like when they get mixed up

But NOT when she's nightmare moon

and the twilight gets her wings?

Bro they made twilight so overpowered

they did

dude shes like

fucking GORGEOUS

Fake ass fucking alicorn doesn't even deserve those wings

frfrfr

It's actually sad though because rewatching it she like becomes more distant from her friends

shoulda js left her be

opal here's this btw

Guys my boyfriend hasn't been on IG in 13 HOURS.

Where is he??

smhsmh

Facebook

Who the hell is Reuben Oakley

A squirrel character I made up

Lmao

guys look how FUCKING GORGEOUS

Smash

PEAKKKKKKK

she stunning i dont even understand

I just like the color scheme

You dont even know arabic

AUGHHH ITS COMING OUT

everything about her is stunning

such a good character design

I wish they hadn't made it so easy to sexualize the fucking cartoon horses cause now bronies exist and it's awful

Fr

Don't say slurs

lmfao

B**nie is a horrible slur

Worse than J*b

omg

scootaloo

is so cool

i love her

Luna claims to be a brony

Boring lifeless emglish homework

Do you guys know about the brony who shot up a post office and then killed himself

I have a ss

I have an idea

what if he dsoent buy me a phone

May

and buys me hello kitty nails

english is fun

Do not let this man buy you a phone

Eww

Wait isn't he like 25???

no

how bout he doesnt buy you anything

WRONG PERSON

OH I NEED HALLOWEEN NAILS

OMG