We got a theory
You see Mike, we got a theory
About magic and miracles (that's right, that's right)
If magic is all we've ever known
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above 'em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara Falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at 'Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it, but it can't be seen
Can't be seen (are you a believer in miracles?)
Music is all magic
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
It's just there in the air
Pure motherfucking magic
Right?
This shit'll blow your motherfucking mind
Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air, and dirt
Fucking madness, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this time on this planet
Taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy
And my little boy looks just like daddy
Miracles each and every where you look
And nobody has to stay where they put
This world is yours for you to explore
There's nothing but miracles beyond your doors
The Dark Carnival is your invitation
To witness that without explanation
Take a look at this fine creation
And enjoy it better with appreciation
Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast
The wonders of the world, mysteries the most
Just open your mind, and it ain't no way
To ignore the miracles of every day (and that's real)
And that's real (are you a believer in miracles?)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
It's all around you, you don't even know it
Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)
(So many miracles, the magic miracles)
Are you a believer in miracles?
Do you make time for the miracles?
Do you notice and recognize miracles?
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles?
Do you make time for the miracles?
Do you notice and recognize miracles?
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Are you a believer in miracles?
Do you make time for the miracles?
Do you notice and recognize miracles?
So many miracles, the magic miracles
Well, we're here (fuck you)
We came all the way to Ass, Nevada
Come on
Where's the show and where's our money?
They brought me here all the way from England
Where's me bloody hundred thousand pounds?
When's the fuckin' show gonna start already?
What I wanna know is where in the hell
Is my goddamn hundred thousand pounds
And where can I get some beer in this motherfucker?
Hmmm, I thought this was a carnival? (Boo)
Where's all the sexy kids at? (What the fuck)
Don't tell me I brought all this candy for nothing
I didn't come all this way to stand around here
With all these goddamn tadpoles (let's go)
Stop this shit so we can get paid
I came a long way to see this shit!
and by the way, in case you're wondering, I DO ban people for racism, but only when it's like repeated use of slurs with the intent to insult people and consistently attack users
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It's most of the Nazi's that came on here
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THEY CAUSE ALL THE FUCKING PROBLEMS
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I HATE THE NAZI MAFIA
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
oh..
cas^^
gawd dayum
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
HI
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hi
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
This is the right chat right?
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and the japanese donβt forget them
The Unknown King of Moderation
ag don't do that they're gonna come here and pussy around some more lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
yep
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Yay Iβm not a dumbfuck
The Unknown King of Moderation
yay
The Unknown King of Moderation
anyways how's everyone's day?
urfavvirgo
www.tiktok.com/@lewissaunderson38/video/7271710582536031521?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7279174330767836703
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
jakey
urfavvirgo
IK i should be laughing but the audio πππ
Depre$$0_Expre$$0
Lol
urfavvirgo
*shouldnt
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Veryβ¦.yarny
The Unknown King of Moderation
tiktok more like dick sock
Depre$$0_Expre$$0
Sameeeeee
The Unknown King of Moderation
heyo sadie, nice to see you back online!
Depre$$0_Expre$$0
Don't talk 2 me
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
r u mad at me jake?
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Ooh are you making something?
The Unknown King of Moderation
yknow what that's understandable
The Unknown King of Moderation
sorry again
The Unknown King of Moderation
what? no why would I be?
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
idk.
The Unknown King of Moderation
nahhh I'm not mad
The Unknown King of Moderation
dw lol
Depre$$0_Expre$$0
A butterfly
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Omg thatβs awesome! Iβm making a juggalo jacket
The Unknown King of Moderation
fuck yeah
cas^^
juggalo supermacy π
The Unknown King of Moderation
"im making a butterfly" "I'm making JUGGALO MERCHHHH" LMAOOO
cas^^
its giving
The Unknown King of Moderation
We got a theory You see Mike, we got a theory About magic and miracles (that's right, that's right) If magic is all we've ever known Then it's easy to miss what really goes on But I've seen miracles in every way And I see miracles everyday Oceans spanning beyond my sight And a million stars way above 'em at night We don't have to be high to look in the sky And know that's a miracle opened wide Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas And everything chilling underwater, please Hot lava, snow, rain and fog Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs And I've seen eighty-five thousand people All in one room, together as equals Pure magic is the birth of my kids I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids The sun and the moon, and even Mars The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars UFOs, a river flows Plant a little seed and nature grows Niagara Falls and the pyramids Everything you believed in as kids Fucking rainbows after it rains There's enough miracles here to blow your brains I fed a fish to a pelican at 'Frisco bay It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away And music is magic, pure and clean You can feel it and hear it, but it can't be seen Can't be seen (are you a believer in miracles?) Music is all magic You can't even hold it (Do you notice and recognize miracles?) It's just there in the air Pure motherfucking magic Right? This shit'll blow your motherfucking mind Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling I see miracles all around me Stop and look around, it's all astounding Water, fire, air, and dirt Fucking madness, how do they work? And I don't wanna talk to a scientist Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed Solar eclipse, and vicious weather Fifteen thousand Juggalos together And I love my mom for giving me this time on this planet Taking nothing for granted I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly Miracles ain't nothing to lie Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy And my little boy looks just like daddy Miracles each and every where you look And nobody has to stay where they put This world is yours for you to explore There's nothing but miracles beyond your doors The Dark Carnival is your invitation To witness that without explanation Take a look at this fine creation And enjoy it better with appreciation Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast The wonders of the world, mysteries the most Just open your mind, and it ain't no way To ignore the miracles of every day (and that's real) And that's real (are you a believer in miracles?) Magic everywhere in this bitch (Do you notice and recognize miracles?) It's all around you, you don't even know it Shit's crazy (Do you notice and recognize miracles?) (So many miracles, the magic miracles) Are you a believer in miracles? Do you make time for the miracles? Do you notice and recognize miracles? So many miracles, the magic miracles Are you a believer in miracles? Do you make time for the miracles? Do you notice and recognize miracles? So many miracles, the magic miracles Are you a believer in miracles? Do you make time for the miracles? Do you notice and recognize miracles? So many miracles, the magic miracles Well, we're here (fuck you) We came all the way to Ass, Nevada Come on Where's the show and where's our money? They brought me here all the way from England Where's me bloody hundred thousand pounds? When's the fuckin' show gonna start already? What I wanna know is where in the hell Is my goddamn hundred thousand pounds And where can I get some beer in this motherfucker? Hmmm, I thought this was a carnival? (Boo) Where's all the sexy kids at? (What the fuck) Don't tell me I brought all this candy for nothing I didn't come all this way to stand around here With all these goddamn tadpoles (let's go) Stop this shit so we can get paid I came a long way to see this shit!
The Unknown King of Moderation
juggalo supremacy
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Thatβs just the way it goes
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ray Bradbury was the original juggalo
The german guy
Jake, ban me
urfavvirgo
yeah Jake, ban him
The Unknown King of Moderation
I wish I could
The Unknown King of Moderation
if you want to be banned so bad then just leave
The Unknown King of Moderation
and keep your shit out of this chat
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Jake why do you have like seven million tabs open?
The german guy
You said you had enough reasons
The Unknown King of Moderation
you should see my two tab groups
The Unknown King of Moderation
enough reasons NOT to ban you
The Unknown King of Moderation
but those are diminishing quickly
Toast γ
11 now
The Unknown King of Moderation
and by the way, in case you're wondering, I DO ban people for racism, but only when it's like repeated use of slurs with the intent to insult people and consistently attack users
The Unknown King of Moderation
what AG is doing is just a joke
The Unknown King of Moderation
Just like how people say us americans are school shooters and shit
The Unknown King of Moderation
he's not deliberately trying to harm you
The Unknown King of Moderation
he's just busting balls
The Unknown King of Moderation
ANYWAYS
The german guy
NO
The Unknown King of Moderation
enough about this on this post
The Unknown King of Moderation
go to a different oone
The Unknown King of Moderation
*one
The german guy
IT IS NOT OKAY
The german guy
NOPE
The german guy
BAN ME
The Unknown King of Moderation
and then what happens?
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
What if you justβ¦.leave
The Unknown King of Moderation
thats what I'm saying!
The Unknown King of Moderation
glad someone gets it lmao
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Just likeβ¦..why make it a big deal
The Unknown King of Moderation
fr
The german guy
I WILL GO IF I GET BANNED
MayWantsACoolName
Hey
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
GO BEFORE YOU GET BANNED DUMBFUCK
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Hiiiiiiii
The Unknown King of Moderation
Siarra can I just say that you're an absolute W member of this community?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Like fr we need more people like you on here lmao
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Aww thank you Jake!
MayWantsACoolName
Jake my dad is still gone π
The german guy
FIRST BAN ME
The Unknown King of Moderation
damn are you okay?
MayWantsACoolName
No
MayWantsACoolName
Lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
bitch I know damn well that when I ban you you're gonna throw a fit to matt and try to use it as leverage to get me banned
The Unknown King of Moderation
pipe down
The Unknown King of Moderation
I hope everything goes well for you May, that's gotta be a pretty sucky situation
ammyyyy
alt account
The Unknown King of Moderation
nice
ammyyyy
me
The german guy
ARE INSULTS NOT ENOUGH?
The Unknown King of Moderation
for what?
The Unknown King of Moderation
to get you banned?
MayWantsACoolName
Hey
MayWantsACoolName
My dad left lol
ammyyyy
hey
Siarra (KAUFMO apperantly)
Face it. He wonβt ban you just fucking leave
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sorry may :(
MayWantsACoolName
Uh idk wtf to do
cas^^
jesus fuck
The Unknown King of Moderation
troll jegus