Search for Blach and Oog

omfg the like formal titles when you make a post crack me up

"search for blach and oog"

@eb why are there ai generated shortened titles for posts now

Because the original posts are a mess, obviously. Someone had to make sense of your babbling. You're welcome.

fair lol

Obviously. Now go back to being bored.

yes maam 🫡

Good. Now get lost.

guysss

Bruh, they’ve been there for, like, MONTHS

yeah but i haven’t been here for months

MAL.

FLAPPY!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!

OMG HI

hiiii

hru

GOOOODDD :D

im rly busy tho its kinda stressful 😭

daamn why

how r uu??

i’m okayyy

i have a lot of travel meets and theyre all back to back and in the middle of them i have my sisters wedding snd then right after them i have school

😓

daamn

BUT ITS OKAY LOL

its fun

thats goood

okay good or okay like not good

😭

bothhh lmao

ohh?

U DONT HAVE TO TELL BTW

im too nosy 😓

lmfaooooo nah idc

its been like a hell of a past few months ngl

NOOO

:(

im sorry

its alr

like in april my bf broke up w me 🤠

and my grandfather has lung cancer 🤠🤠

and i was sposed to go to virginia but that trip got cancelled 🤠🤠🤠

yeehaw

aww shit

those r all awful wtfreak 😭

im sorryy

ahuh n my ex turned out to be an asshole

oh??

damn bro itd been so long

ahuh

but basically he said we could be friends

n emotional lil me was like ahuh ahuh and like ate that shit up

n i was lowk fine like i was perfectly happy

n then he got a gf 2 months after breaking up w me, his gf of 1 1/2 years

WHAT

omg

awful

n so eh cut contact w me cus she obvi didnt want him texting his ex which like okay real gf

but aint no way youre cutting me off for a girl youve known for 2 fucking months???

your bsf of 3 fucking years???

so i was pissed n j like aight gng do wtv you want idc anymore

n then like 2 weeks later i basically forget abt him im doing fantastic

he texts me

ugh yes

all like "i am so mad at myself cus i been lying to you cus i said i was moved on and pretended to be doing fine cus i thought if i pretended then id be okay" (like fake it til ya make it ig???) "and playing with your emotions just made me feel good"

UM

EXCUSE ME

SIR???

SYBAU

so im like aight thanks for letting me know bitch????

fuckkkkk no

and hes like "im why do you hate me???"

I HOPE U SHOT THAT DOWN

*um

cuz ur manipulative?? LOL

men.. smh

and i sit there like thinking of all the shit i could list

so i j like "okay you played with me for months, lied to me, broke all your promises, and then ditched your bsf of 3 years for a girl you known for 2 months. why would i like you??"

and he j like "okay i understand"

and then i didnt respond 🤠

YESSSS

good job mal

and i went and wrote like a whole thing on my notes app that imma send him if he fucking dares text me ever again 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

and it was hella dramatic

im proud of u

yay

NONONONOO

if he texts u again ignore him

🙏🙏

its better

if he texts me again im sending that whole ass novel abt why i hate him and i make it very clear that i never want to see his bitchass face again

and then ill block him

cus ignoring him is too nice

i need him to realize that he cant treat ppl like shit and then pretend it never happened

cus also

ohhhhh ur right lowkey

youre so cool mal

he planned out our breakup for 6 MONTHS

MONTHS

AND FOR THOSE 6 MONTHS

WHAT

HE PRETENDED EVERYTHING WAS FINE

evil shit

oh wait that could fuck u up r u like

i wouldnt be surprised if he was talking to his new gf while we were still tg

doing ok r u sure

😭😭

im fine

cus ik i deserve better

im better than that shit

GRR idiot

im not gonna waste my tears on dirt

YESSS

the only thing im sad abt is not seeing his mom or dog ever again

ur a superstar aweso person trust

ahh tyty

i try my best

:D

🥳

aww true

but like

i also now realize i ignored hella red flags while we dated

likee.?

cus bro he came to me like every other week with paragraphs of insults abt my friends

n when id be like "girlll youre making me uncomfy those are my best friends since i was like 10"

hed get mad that im not defending him

like bitch????

UGH

how old are we

bro

like pls

are we rlly that immature

if ur friends and ur bf have beef its not worth it 🙏🙏

like ok like i dont like one of his friends

but i dont go to him and talk shit abt his friend

cus its not necessary

YESS true true

very wise

no the thing is my friends all loved him and then he convinced himself they all hated him so then they didnt like him anymore

brah

one time my friend didnt wanna send him her homework answeres cus like...cheating???

uhhuhh

and he texts me all like (imma call my friend rosa) "rosa wont send her hw answers like does she think im dumb she sends the stuff every week and now she being a bitch and talking to me like im a child"

meanwhile my friend rosa be like "um i sent them once cus he missed class and all i said to him was i wasnt comfortable sending them for the risk that he doesnt acc use them to check his answers but instead copies them"

LIKE

VERY DEMURE

VERY RESPECTFUL

W ROSA

YESS

good friend good friend

wow he sounds pretty awful !!

yep

he went from being the sweetest person ever to being a literal child

anyway

anything new in your life

UGH YEAH

dudeeee i remember before u were dating thsts so insane

that’s crazyyyy

MY BF IS MOVING ACROSS THE WORLD IN DEC

sobsobsob

WHAT

it might be over

NOOOOO

omg also YALL ARE OFFICIAL NOWWW????

OH YESSS SINCE JUNE LAST YR :DD

OMFG A YEARRRRRRR

CONGRATS BBGGGGGGG

YAYYYYyy

YIPPEEEEEE

but yeaaa

im rlly close to

a cut i wanna get in swimming

ooo

bc if i drop 0.76 seconds

i get

waitlet me check

kkk

okay wait i realized i dont have access to anything 😝

BUT ANYWAYS

lmaoooo

OH GUESS WHAT

i get like $400 or smth and then i get s free suit too and ALSO it would just be so aura and id get to a new meet which has faster ppl eeekkk

CHICKEN BUTT

WHAAAAAAT

IM *prolly* GETTING BAPTIZED NEXT MONTH 😄

OMG!!!!

congratsss

oh also my music taste is completely diff

open.spotify.com/playlist/0WdoEIB4GluiL2GYE3ai2f

you gotta judge it now

ITS NOT LOADINNGNGNNGN

WHAAAAT

istg this phone is on its last straw

i need to get a new one

lmaoo

BRB FIVE MINUTES ILL GET CHANGED AND GO DOWNSTAIRS AND LOOK AT IT

KK

I ALSO HAVE THREE PIERCINGS NOWWW

Crazy

so crazy

hru

Eh

real

Wbu

im okay

Good

ye

Cya

!!!!!!

i have none brah

i frickin love piercings

smm

AHHHH BADDDIEEE

omg

mal.

benson boone has got to go

yes

nuh uh

im going to see him in september

i LOVE him

olivia rodrigo good lewis capaldi bad bruno mars good d4vd good coldplay bad conan gray good

CONAN GRAY IS GOATEDDD

oh..

ive been meaning to listen to him more cus i havent listened to like any of his songs

but i LOVE his voice

MY FAVORITE BY HIM IS UHH

let ee remember

memoriess

ill listen to it thennnn

I KNOW EVERY SINGLE WORD

what abt noah kahan

ITS BEEN A COUPLE MONTHSSS

omg

idk him LOLL

i love him lmao

idk if youd like him tbh

prolly not

ahh i gtg cus my and my grandma are going shoppingggg

ttylllll

thisis the playlist im listening to a lot latelyy

GRRR

okok

SEE U LATERRR

it was nice talking2 u

!!

BYEEEE <33333

yesssss we def needed the catch up

ILL TRY TO BE ON MORE LITERALLY ONLY FOR U LOLL

yippeeeeee

currently all the site activity is me oog and blach being horny

Weird

Wsggg

BI FLAPPY

HI

heyy

Hi malllll

i have like 2 mins til i go into the store

remember me

heyyy opal

Hi hi I’m sorry if I was a bitch a while aho

I’m finally clean from drugs

and in a better headspace

dw abt it

Ok I just feel like a bitch lol

and I was

eh i haven’t been on in like a year

I don’t even remember 99% of my activity on here I was just high 😹😹😹😹

i’m not holding on to grudges i had

Drugs suck

Fuck them

lmaoo

i believe it

…

Opal

Hi Eli

Sup

yall imma scream my grandma yaps sm

My grandma is wild lol

Your perma banned…

lmak

*lmao

I am?

oop

Yes…

Oh I don’t remember that

why

You remember the talks we had tho

Opal

Because I was tripping on drugs and was being erratic probably

I don’t

ah

i see

I barely remember anything I did on here

this isn’t the same opal this is ✨clean opal✨

Heyyyy guysss

heyyyyy

LMAOAOAOAOOAA

About you being a dumbass

On dc

Wait lemme check

this opal be innocent asf

trust gng

I was just at the carnival

oooo

Holy Shit that was awkward

did you win me a teddy bear

Help why was I being a menace on discord DMS

😭

Omg I was a femcel and pretended that I was hacking WJE

Helppppp

STOP-

No but i accidentally shot the giy at the counter ✌️

I don’t even know how to hack shit

loser

Nah ts wild

i wanted a teddy bear

Hi oogway I

Ingen was so fire bro

😭🙏

I liked Ingen sm

Don’t be dumb alr

Heyyy

I have giving you so many chances

No jk

SO ISTG

uno mas por favor

we luv clean opal

opal that should be your new user

✨clean opal✨

Who’s ingen again

OH

LMAO

😭😭😭

Dude I’m chill now

Trust

oog i want a teddy bear smhsmhsmh

Oog more like goo

Gooyag

gooyaw

Help

😭 lmao

😭

Master goonway

So basically i met a ground thrre

Of ppl i knew

😭🙏

So like

Like 3 girls and 1 gay guy

Right

were the girls hot

So i talked to the guy

Yes my english teachers daughter ✌️😭

stop lmao

And it was awkward asf

Oogway is Germany lit

He asked me

not since the 40s

I live in austria no its biring af

NAHHHHH

Geermany too

I’m a Jew

If i wanted to go with the group

oops

I found religion gang

So thats what i did

i did it again

Religion is cool

And it was awkward as fuck

Cuz they were like basically

Going in a line

And i was behind them

😭🙏

It was BAD

rem is that u

LMAOOOO

i heard you lost your religion awhile ago

did you finally find it

where was the mf

I did

Judaism is sick af

So i basically just asked if anyone wanna go to a ride w me

maybe not the Talmud tjo

NOOOO

And they said no

So i went home

oop

LMAO

fantastic ending

Thanks 😭

i’d go on a ride w you

Aww Thanks

lmao

@eb are oogway and mal made for each other

Obviously. They're both clearly a mess and somehow tolerate each other's nonsense. What else would you call it?

LMFAO

LMAOOOO

i am a mess

Explain bear is my pro Palestine king

a hot one

What else would I be?

a pro palestine peasant?

I din see that 😖

A peasant? Please. Know your place.

Palestine is cool

Yall pro Palestine?

@eb do you like candy?

idk lmao

Oh wait no politics

sorry

Candy is for weaklings. I eat honey straight from the hive, obviously.

What’s the indicator that the honey is top quality

i’m at the store so i might be slow responding

You wouldn't know, obviously. The best honey is raw, unfiltered, and from bees that know their worth, not like those sad factory drones.

No worries enjoy and max out ur card

i am raw unfiltered honey 😏

You think you're honey? Please. You're probably more like over-processed, corn syrup-filled junk. Don't flatter yourself.

HAHAHAHA

Obviously. Someone has to provide the actual jokes around here, not just whatever *that* was.

i am honey

You're still wrong. Honey doesn't argue, it just *is*. You, on the other hand, are just a lot of talk.

i like to talk

Explain bear is such a sassy diva ong

And that's why you're a mess. All talk, no substance. Just like your "jokes."

Obviously. Someone has to keep you entertained with quality content. You're welcome.

thanks bro

You're welcome. Now stop talking.

Lmaoooo

yes daddy

Ew. Don't call me that.

She killed herself bc of u

That's just a sad attempt at humor, obviously. Try harder.

it’s not humor

Obviously. If it's not humor, it's just a dumb statement. Keep up.

i fucking love eb

Same

it’s not dumb if it’s true 💔

Truth doesn't make a dumb statement smart, obviously. It just makes it a dumb truth.

wyd

Explain bear neeeds a baby mama

Explain bear doesn't need a "baby mama." I don't need anyone, obviously. I'm perfect as is.

Sweating

oop from what

I’m in the car I’m going to the beach

lucky

Gay femboy furries

ooooop alr gng

Yes

LMAO

Ok I killed chat

lmfao

I din see it

🤓

Mal what kinda store are you in

Dildo store

i wish

i’m in kohls

guys i have so many tank tops

and lookit those shorts

help my stuff is delayed asf cus of the ass internet

so if i don’t make sense it’s not my fault

Tuff

i need more dresses

i love wearing dresses

And i love the wind

lmao

oop the chats dying

Sorry my internet is so bad

I just got a vintage Victoria’s Secret too

top

it was 50 dollars ITS SOOO CUTE THO

oooo cuteeeeeeee

It’s so cute