Same

flappy

have yoiu heard

same go crazy

XXX.FEAT.U2

THE TEACHER WAS LIKE "YOU LOOK CONFUSED. YOU HAVE TO GET THIS. IF YOU DONT YOU ARE GOING TO FAIL THE TEST."

(this was today btw)

Crazy

(and i only half get it now)

😭

yess

😭😭😭

i lvoe thart song

its so good

new kung fu kennty

omg hes doing the superbowl

i saww

yuuhh

lemme get my fake zits and thick glasses on. 🤓

lowk i think wayne sboulve done it but wtv

guhh. i hate the chromebook emojis

ion think theyre fake

I LOVE THE OPENINGGG

🍿🍿🍿

AMERRICCAAA

🍿🍿🍿

GODDDD BLESS YA IF ITS GOOD TO YA

yuhh

chip a nig then throw the blower in his lap

AMERRRICAAA PLEEEASE TAKE MY HANND

stfu

GOD BLESS AMERICA

SCREECH BANG BANG SCREECH

no

itsa sog

dumbads

ik

but 'MERICA

someone downvtoed me again for calling them a furry

im in therapy.

because they were a firry

where

i hate them

chat we have to sing patriotic songs every morning 😭😭😭 cuz theres morning assembly

r/playboicarti is so fun

every heart beats true neath the red whiteeee and blue and theres never a boast nor braggg

rip

EXCEPT NOBODY ACTUALLY SINGS LMFAO

rip

who wants to get freaky

NOT me

🤔

happy 17th birtdhay to gradutation

guys

huh

happy bday to the blueprint

fym huh

i need to bust 😫😫😫

ok

someone get freaky with me

no

new slaves

amy bend over

i think flappy wants too

let me clap those cheeks

i love the end of new slaves

flappy do you love the end of new slaves

no

im bored

flappy

Oop

wydd

fappy

flappy

plss

come badk smh

Talking to my mann

hello

I love how my teachers though arent so annoying

and bitchy

niceee

like theyre ACTUALLY HELPFUL

i miss mineee

i hate my us history teacher, and us history is already a horrible subject

last year my high school teachers were kinda eh

actualllyy making me wanna kms

😭

flappt ur taking ap chem next semester too right

wait madi have u taken ap chem

i really only had 3 teachers that i truly disliked

no

im not even taking it rn lmao

GUYS IM BEING HARRASEED

vro

i need somone

thats tksingt it

so i can like

ask rthem qiestions

none of my friends are taking it eiter

madiii

mwei

madi

cmere

Rahh

im bad at chem anyway dont ask me shit 😭

grrr

Who

tf

is

eli

lust

What you say Madi?

crazy

rip chat

hi eliii

i took the US history exam from cambridge if that helps

barely matching pfps go crazy

lmaoo

its perfect

Ikr

i guess

yupppp

how'd yall find the bit thing

rip chat

i did

scrolled for 2 hours

to look for a unblocked website

lol

oof

…

not even gonna say hi..

Crazyyy

ik :/

its wtv guys im goooddd :D

lmao

lollll

hes gonna be busy looking at the cheerleaders during the peprally today :/

crazy

yeah

i misssssss himmmmmmmmmmm

990

999

Lol

my sister js threw up on me..

Bro

is ur sister ok?

yeah she is

That’s good but are you ok?

yeah

brodie

my ex js made an acc

on gmail

to email me

saying sum shi

What he say?

but it sounds js like him

he said "Hi"

damn

but put it in the wrong subject as he usually does

Oh

and w a fake as name

Jessica Mitchell? WTFFF

Lmao

real!!!!!

im boreddd

Me toooo

me three

Yeah idk what you guys are talking abt so I guess I agree too

lol

wsp

Wsp

hru

oh

my moms turning off the internet

rip

real

idk when though

Oh no rip you

i said to my brother "move out the way you fat fuck" he said "can you stfu" i said "oh go swallow a dick faggot" and she turned off my tv internet

Rahhh

grahhhh

lmao

i mean, it is sort of deserved...

meh

me nd him dont get along

oh and before that i was nice and said "can you move" he said "can you kill yourself?"

Me and my brother be like:

LMAO

wait

Right

are you a girl or a guy?

that's basically the attitude of my sis

istg every girl fights w her brother like that

ugh, women.

lol fr

Stfu

can YOU kys

jk dont

wdym. ill always keep myself

safe

ikr

lets do that

Oop

Crazy

lmao

guys i js threw up blood :D

wtf

ur serious

yep

you should fucking be telling ur parents. not us

im serious

i already did

they dc

bro

it could be something serious

its been happening since last year

your health should be taken seriously

everytime i get sick and throw up its always blood

it could potentially be a tumor

lastnight i coughed up blood

go

to

the

fucking

doctor

or the next time you go to one, tell them that immediately

You good rylee?

yeah im str8

alrighty

Bitch I asked if your GOOD not HETEROSEXUAL!!!

it doesn't matter what type of doctor

sort of

lol

dont call me a bitch first off, and when i say im str8 i mean im ok.

1. I call everyone bitch, and 2, ok

ur not ok

1. ok but still bro after last night naw man.

I was JOKING!!!

if ur fucking coughing up blood, something is seriously wrong

Look, I have a twisted sense of humor, I'm sorry

doesnt mean u should say ur gonna shoot up a girls boyfriend js bc u dont have her.

i have a doctors appt today

good

I was JOKING!!! Ok?!? I didn't mean it, I appoligized, I said I was joking, what more do you want, me to commit?

yall chill with the drama

Syau Cosmo, your not in this

okie dokie

ngl blue takis are good af

im just saying chill. im not hearing you chill

I'm sorry, I already am stressed cause a friend said he was gonna commit suicide tonight,

Oh

I am just... stretched to the point of snapping

oh. im so sorry

was he completely serious

if he is, call the fucking police

I totally understand

I gotta be the always smiling one in the group, and that's kinda hard when a depressed friend said he is gonna kill himself, and no, cause I don't know if he really is

talk to him

I don't wanna get him in unessasary trouble

And he cant be on his phone at his house

Dang

j chat with him and if he mentions that he is serious, continue talking with him, but try to contact the police somehow

So I'll guess I will see him tomorrow then if he didn't

And again, I cant

Great day 5 days before my birthday

i would actually call the police still. his statement might be serious

On the bright side, I have the highest lexile in my grade

and also, no cause he has said it a lot but never has

a threat of suicide is a threat of suicide.

He has a way of communicating with me in case of emergancies, if it goes off, then I will

He wouldn't commit without a goodbye

but the goodbye might be at the last second

It'll take a little for him to die if he tries, and it'll be enough time for them to get there

one of my best friends was going to send a text to his only other friend at my school before he was going to cut, but he got stopped

And it's a telegraph, it'll take him a while, cause he doesn't remember morse code

so as soon as it goes off, I'll call, I have them on speed dial now

sorry. gotta go

Ok, bye

Mf I hate cheerleaders

Same dude

ok

…

Are you mad at me?

nah

So yea

yes*

i said no?

•-•

carlos is emailing me again brodie

thats whats wrong

Block him

i have

you still recieve emails.

You do?

just don’t check your email

ignore him

im always on my email its hard bro

i js deleted it and flagged it

??

if i flag what he says, the office reviews it.

Do they review your whole email or no?

yeah

js that email with him though

I meant your entire account

smh

oh then idk

Hope not

why?

👁️👄👁️

•-•

I don’t know

ok..

are u almost home yet.

About 20, why?

just wondering if the pep rally is done or not

It is

i wanna text priv idk it feels awkward in big group so.

I’m almost home

k

I was just watch your shorts and then Mr beast pops up outta nowhere

LMAO

wild!

Sorry about yesterday Dipshit.

Like I said, my parent's were arguing, I was tired, I didn't think the consequences through

If you wanna go off on me, I deserce it

deserve*

elii

bro

he js asked me how u nd me are

like bitch what

But we haven’t ate so we are gonna grab something to eat

And I understand if you hate me now Rylee

So I am sorry to the both of you

oh uh ok.

What is even happening right now

Drama from yesterday

Die?

Nah, the dude you went off on on bitrix

Jumpscare

Don't ask?

imma brb ig.

Ok

Sorry

I’m almost home

ok

Nah, that's my name on Bitrix

<3

Check Bitrix Dip

No we don’t use that one

Crazy right?

What happened?

Fuck you mean

to Bitrix

also I said "I'm sorry, btw, I know you don't like me, but I had no reason to say that, and I get it if you don't wanna talk to me ever again"

None of your fucking business

Oh ok, sorry

Never say that shit again

I was trying to apoligize

Am I not allowed to?

I could tell everyone what you said and they’d all hate you. I’m doing you a favor

I'll say it myself

Go on then

I said I'd shoot him

That isn’t what he said

I deserve any hate I get

He is lying

Ima shoot him up... duh, what I said, copy pasted

Or are you talking about the paragraph?

both.

"You know what? Know, just cause your mad ass doesn't like me and is mad about my joke, I'm not gonna get ass hurt about it, fuck you, I don't give a shit, your just a retarded ass bitch who can't take a joke and doesn't know when not to sross a line, so stfu and if you wanna message me, be respectful of me and try to be kind, or I'll say "fuck it" and go off on your ass"

Nah not that

Again, copy pasted

What are you talking about then?

The “joke”

The thing about me shooting you?

No

That's what the joke was...

dude you are retarded

Oh, you talking about my drunk texts?

eliii

he isnt coming back at all this week

Nah, I deserve it

Yessss ml?

gooodddddddd

Also, wtf you talking about?

I’m almost home Ryleeeeeee

If it's about me calling rylee hot, I'm sorry, but I can't lie

okayyy

i told him this

Oh, ok, I'll leave

I hate this guy

You should block him smh

i did brodie

i promise you

Oki dokieeeeee

What are you mad at me for Dip?

Please, o I can apoligize

so*

I’m never forgive you mf, you don’t deserve to be

Your pathetic

Anyways imma ignore you

ryleeeeeww

Your right, my best friend said he gonna commit, I am pathetic

I'ma go now and quit bothering y'all

Bye

yes babyyy

I forgot what I was finna ask ngl

LMAO

I’m dumb okay?

im kinda retarded

and i love it.

You should let me help you figure out work

smh

no

retard

I get higher grades then you and I’m in smarter classes smh

You need help

hey dip? Sorry, I just made this account, go easy on Damien

No

He's been stressed late;y

lately*

That isn’t an excuse

Bro, he's going through a second divorce

His real mother was abusive

it's stressing him out

And that gives him the right to ask for what he asked for?

His dad lost his job

brb

DUDE I DONT GAF

its another one of his alts eli

but ill brb im taking out the tras

that’s why I don’t careeeee

I'm not an alt, I'm his friend, the one he was talking about earlier

Haha he seems like the type of person not to have those

So I don’t believe you

and idc

I'm his only one

Thought so

Cause his dad and mine work together

Please, you don't gotta be nice, just don't make his anxiety worse

No one cares

he already thinks the divorce is his fault

Dude idgaf lil shit gets what his ass deserves

Ry I’m home but gotta eat

OK, I was just saying, try not to stress him out, I don;t want him cutting again, last time he did that, he was in the hispital for two weeks, trying to get a blood doner

Tryna guilt trip is crazy

I'm not guilt tripping

I'm trying to make you see what he is going through

He has no friends, he get's drunk, and he thinks he has to change himself every week tryna make them

eli im backkk

Could you try to get your friend to go easy on Damien?

Also, he's eating

Please try

Ok, Adrien, stop, he isn't gonna forgive me

Whatever

Just don't start cutting again bro

Ok, whatever

I swear, if he ends up cutting, the 5 minutes I spent tryna convince my parents to let me on my phone was wasted

cum

Bro, stfu, I'm trying to keep my friend from cutting himself, and your coming in here being a asshole, inconsiderate bastard

i dont even get the point of doing that

ok bro 💀

this is a jokes website get yalls asses on somewhere else on bro.

Ok, shut up, your just as bad as Dip

Your not even trying to calm him down

ok? want a cookie for saying that

Adrien, I said quit it

bc he ain my problem lil bro

No Damien, I wont quit it

Yes

You will

his name is aiden lil bro

stop w the alts

ain no point in arguing w urself

I go by many names online

and I aint

mhm

Bro, you wanna picture to prove I aint an alt?

sure

Let me get better lighting

face reveal is crazy

he gon search smth up on google bro watch

Give me a second, trying to not wake my parents up

u taking lowkey long lil bro...

WHAT REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?

LMAOOOO

I’m back

also home

Fuck, woke them up

wild

hey ethann

wsg

alr fam

heading home rn wbu ppls

nmmm

lowkey stressin bout what to wear.

💀

women ☕️

nah jkjk

STFU U NIGLET

trigger

I'm mobile rn

bigger

whos phone?

I finally got my snap back

aubreys?

nah

:(

u lied btw

abt

aubrey took u to church hoe

no?

she said she was

she thought she was but ofc my mom said nah :/

why?

idk

she's mexican

real!

not real ur mom white sf

my step mom is a big booty latina

craz6y

mhm.

bbl is widl

are yall on good terms or nah

nah she ain got that

cuz wtf did I miss 💀

she got that NATURAL PHHATTTYYYYYY

nothing were good i think

like my new gecko?

he ugly

jk

yes i do