SAH

She won

AGHQHQJQJJQJQKQ YAYYYYYY

Sad

I MADE THE 1000 FOR THE FIRST TIME HERE

CONGRATS

I did the 1000th on the German side 40 times

AGQHQJQJQJQKQQ

THANK YOUUUU

YOU KEEP COUNT?

😒

No someone did count for me

MY BROTHER KEEPS PESTERING ME OMFG

OHHH I SEE

YAYYY

WHAT DOES HE DO

AGAGQHHQJQQ

WHYYYY

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THAT DEVICE OF YOURS"

"WHO ARE YOU TEXTING"

"YOU NEEDTO START EATING MORE PROTEIN"

WEIRDO

"YOU SHOULD RLLY START BENCHING MORE ITS GOOD FOR YOU"

YES IK IM LIKE

"GO AWAY"

FR

UR SO FUCKING REAL FOR THAT.

Your bro wants you to get back on the grind

BROTHERS ALWAYS TRY TO TURN US I TO GYM RATS.

Get those gains flappy

*INTO

LIKE.

k.

What’s wrong with being dedicated to fitness

THERE NEVER WAS THE GRIND

HES ANNOYNG

IITS ANNOYING

like cool

but

He wants you to get onto the grind then

dont ask me about it

thrice a day

BECAUSE THATS FOR HIM NOT ME

please

LIKE

UGH

ONG

FR

Emily I better not see you on my 600 pound life in 20 years

SNAJHAMKDJA

I could never

Fast metabolism gang

Cause if I do I’m bringing this conversation up

I do sports trust

"trust"

Is that why you look small enough to pass as a 4th grader

volleyball and soccer and I used to do football

… HELP IM GAGGED AT THAT ONE

I can only realistically see you playing soccer

I’m above 5 foot so pipe down

Like you’d go hard in football but you ain’t built for that shit

LMFAO

Probably cause that forehead adds an extra few inches for you

SOCCER KIDS ARE SO WEIRD HELP

ONG

LIKE ESPECIALLY GOALIES

Damn I’m such a menace lately I don’t mean any of this btw

ESPECIALLY GOALIES

I KNEW THIS KID

NAMED LUKE

WEIRDEST KID IVE MET]

I was on the JV boys team cause theres no girls team 😭

EVER

FRIEND AINT U BALD AND LOOKIN LIKE CALLUIO?

Tranny

AGQGQHHQHJQQ

I have excellent hair

NUH UH

no.

Ask Madi she’ll go on and on about it

yea but u and Madi is grossly obsessed w eachother (only salty cause ur a weirdo who likes having his dogs out in pictures)

MADI HAS BIAS

Bro it was one time and that pic was from june

okay bugs bunny

(all jokes)

I remember you saying you mean all this shit

nuh uh

Nah cause you’re built like this fortnite skin

LMFAO

This you?

built is crazy cause she got a body

BAHHAHAHS

This u?

IM J A KID WHO'S 4

Or maybe this?

omlll

LMFAO

"bald surfef boy"

You be lookin like this

He was so annoying to me

Need those long ass bangs to cover your massive forehead

and this be u

Why are you obsessed with this Ginny and Georgia shit

Tf even is that

it only be a five head when I gotta do those slick ass buns

ur twin

teeth are actually dopplegangers 😍😍

I have great teeth bro

I had braces twice this shit is straighter than you

nuh uh

twice?

twice is wild

fuck you did the first time

lmfao

first time they got rejected?

Ohmigosh twice

you mess up your orthodontist or sm

crazy

Don’t you live in California where they do all that different stages shit

I moved after getting my first set off and then they moved again so I got them one more time

just don’t move

quite honestly that simple

Military had other plans

idk about you but my teeth were hella messed up so i got them on hella early so it was like

a lil different

L

So did your hairline Emily

Gonna be lookin like Jada smith soon

“Keep my wife’s name out yo fuckin mouth” ahh

LMFAO

No friend u the bald baby face w the scary ass eyebrows

dead chat

i’m the master of the pasta

Pasta Masta

Master of Pasta I love sphaghetttttiiiiiiii

Twisting my fork in the linguiniiiiiii

congrats

Good. If any war ensues I shall spare you if I must

🍝

I’m Italian my veins are made of pasta

im italian too!

yall are practically cousins then

woah

JAKEEE <3

yummy

madi

remember how yesterday

you was ignoring me

haha

wasnt that so funny

I WASNT

I WAS BUSY

mhm mhm

FLAPPERS

FORGIVE ME

say what you say

I AM

flappy you gotta add the PERIODS

NO

MAL

U BITCH

HOW DARE U GIVE HER IDEAS

thats a good idea. thanks.

NO

YKW YKW

Thats fine.

THANKS <3

Good.

You know what's not fine?

vrm.

That big ass forehead.

IHUVHIUBHDBIU

You're wrong, actually.

bravo.

What's really not fine is you ignoring me.

I WASNT IGNORING YOUUU

I WAS TALKIN TO JAKE

AND I FORGOT TO RESPOND

SO I WASNT SUBCONISOULY PURPOSELY IGNORING U I JUST GOT DISTRACTED AND FORGOT

TSK TSK

"I wasn't ignoring you, I was just ignoring you while talking to someone else!"

HOVSIUVHIUS NO

I JUST DIDNT REMEBER

IM SLOW

Well I mean, if you take a look, you'll see I sent something on I think 4 different occasions?

uhm uhm

hello kitty.

BRB

IMA SHOP WITH MY AUNTIE

K.

BYE

.

HI MAL\

HI FLAPPY

https://www.britannica.com/games/victordle/mode-2?room=1e2b6116-5b47-4e98-9858-f4a5768730cb ?

OKOK BET

HA

fuck you

you wish

im in an uncomfy position rn so my keyboard weird okay

cant type fast

IMAGIEN

*IMAGINE

i was gonna write that

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LLLLLLLLL

im telling you

its my cat

SURE

OKAY.

your turn

oh wait hold on

oki

THATS RIGHT

I LOCKED IN

FUCK YOU STARTED WHEN I WAS PUTTING ON CHAPSTICK

HEHEHE

FUCKIN BURNT CEREAL BOWL

FUCKIN FUCK YOU

I HAVE

LOCKED

FUCKIN

IN

THATS RIGHT

HELP

oh

TF

thats not a word

THAT AINT A WORD

it said

"friendship won"

BHAAHS

BAHAHAHA

NO THERE AINT NO FRIENDSHIP THIS IS WAR

FR

WHEN WE PLAY THIS GAME WE AINT FRIENDS WE ARE ENEMIES

my keyboard isnt working

FUCK

ITS NOT SHOWNG UP

I CANT BACKSPACE

I TRIED TO PUT IN BITCH ND IT DENIED ME HAHAHA

I COULDNT BACKSPACE

OML I FORGOT THAT WORD EXISTED

WHT WHY COULDNT YOU PUT IN A FEMALE DOG

I DUNNO

MY FRIEND IN REGULAR WORDLE ALWAYS OPENS W PENIS AND THEN SPERM LMAO

LMFAO

J TELL ME

QUICK

FUCK YOYU

THAT AINT A WORD

OKAY YOUR TURN FOR THE FUCKIN REMATCH

IVE DONE IT LIKE 3 TIMES

IT WOULDNT LET ME PUT PENIS

OR DICKS

YOU KNOW

I COULD HAVE SWORD

NILAR WAS A WORD

WHAT

Tf are all these photos

virgo and jake

Jake and virgo were insulting each other

Jeez y’all need to get some hobbies and stop hanging put in this shithole

were playing a game together

HA I WON AGAIN FLAPPY

fuck you

yeah we're playing a two person wordle

tell me why i thought to put reefy before berry

LMFAO

thats a fabric softener wtf

NOO

LITERALLY LMAO

YES

oops

cant type again :/

ehehhe

Dagger, do you have time rn?

balls

smh

hey bob

And is there a way you can stay between 2:00-4:00

FLAPPYY

MB IM KINDA MAKING A PLAYLIST RN SORRY

nice.

i think boobys a better word

it is

boobys!

fuck

HA

BRB THREE MINUTES

KAY

BACK

OH SHIT SORRY I GOT HELLA DISTRACTED

i’m not sah

but hi

hey

HI MAGICAL MAL

HEY

i’m hungry

hey hungry

im mal

no

i’m already hungry don’t pun me

i might strangle you

oh sorry already hungry dont pun me

being strangled sounds fun

😏

hehehh

😋🤤

PASTA

YUM

PASTA

YUM

I can give you pasta

oo

PAAAAAASTAAAAAA

WE MUST SING THE PASTA SONG

🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝v

PAAAAAASTTAAAAA

I LOOOOOV

EEEEEE UUUUUU

🎵

🎵🎵🎵

*INTENSE PASTA INSTRUMENTAL*

AAAAAAAA

PASTAAAAAAAA

I WILLLLLLL

GIVVEEEEEE

MY

LIIIIFFFFERR

FOOOORRRR

PASSSSSTTTAAAAAAAAAA

PASSSTAAAA

MY LOOOOVVVEEEEE

*ROMANTIC PASTA INSTRUMENTAL*

DOOONT LET MEEEE GOOOO

IIII

WIIIILLLL

FIIIIINDDDD

UUUUU

AT THE OTHER END

OOOOOOOFFFFF MY SPAGHETTI IIIII

PASSSSTAAAAAA

THEEEEEEE BEEEEEST

FOOOOOD

OFFFFFF

THEEEEEEMMMM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL

*song ends*

*pasta piano playing faintly*