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    • ARE YOU THE LOTTERY? CAUSE IM DELUSIONAL AND THINK I CAN WIN YOU

    DO YOU LIKE SLEEPING? (yes) WELL WE SHOULD TRY IT TOGETHER SOMETIME THEN

    YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN MY MIND I SHOULD CHARGE YOU RENT

    OMG IMA MAKE HIM HAV A STROKE

    WHAT IF HE SAYS HE DSEONT LIKE SLEEPIN?

    THEN SAY YOU'LL MAKE HIM LIKE IT

    IM HAPPY U AINT MAKING THIS DIRTY LMAO

    I LIKE SWEET INNOCENT PICK UP LINES

    HE SAID HE LIKES SLEEP HEHEH

    I REALLY WANNA CDDLE, BUT IM MISSING U

    Anonymous

    HE SAID HE LIKES SLEEP HEHEH

    HEHEHEHEH

    Are you from Tennesee? Cus you're the only TEN I see

    I THINK YOU OWE ME A DRINK CAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU I DROPPED MINE

    I'D TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES BUT THEY DON'T ALLOW SNACKS

    I'M NOT AN ORGAN DONOR, BUT I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU MY HEART

    GIVE ME SOME TO MAKE HIM FAIL NNN

    OOO OKAY LEMME THINK..

    ARE YOU MY LAPTOP? CAUSE YOU'RE SO HOT YOU'RE BURNING MY LAP

    YOUR BODY IS 75% WATER AND IM THIRSTY

    IMA ASK HIM IF I CAN BE HIS COMPUTER

    CHECK MY POST THE POLL PLEASE

    PLEASE CHECK MY RECENT COMMUNITY POST PLEASEEE

    Y'KNOW WHAT'S ON THE MENU TONIGHT? ME-N-U

    YOU HAVE A GREAT SMILE, BUT IT'D BE EVEN BETTER IF THAT WAS ALL YOU WERE WEARING

    I WANT HIM TO GET HARD AT HIS FREINDS HOUSE

    if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you...

    id only have one..

    cause you never leave my mind

    IMA DO THIS SHIT IN A PUBLIC CHAT

    Pastoral Gerbil