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Pickup Line Request

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ARE YOU THE LOTTERY? CAUSE IM DELUSIONAL AND THINK I CAN WIN YOU

DO YOU LIKE SLEEPING? (yes) WELL WE SHOULD TRY IT TOGETHER SOMETIME THEN

YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN MY MIND I SHOULD CHARGE YOU RENT

OMG IMA MAKE HIM HAV A STROKE

LMAO

WHAT IF HE SAYS HE DSEONT LIKE SLEEPIN?

THEN SAY YOU'LL MAKE HIM LIKE IT

IM HAPPY U AINT MAKING THIS DIRTY LMAO

LMAO

I LIKE SWEET INNOCENT PICK UP LINES

HE SAID HE LIKES SLEEP HEHEH

I REALLY WANNA CDDLE, BUT IM MISSING U

Anonymous

HE SAID HE LIKES SLEEP HEHEH

HEHEHEHEH

Are you from Tennesee? Cus you're the only TEN I see

I THINK YOU OWE ME A DRINK CAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU I DROPPED MINE

I'D TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES BUT THEY DON'T ALLOW SNACKS

I'M NOT AN ORGAN DONOR, BUT I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU MY HEART

GIVE ME SOME TO MAKE HIM FAIL NNN

OOO OKAY LEMME THINK..

ARE YOU MY LAPTOP? CAUSE YOU'RE SO HOT YOU'RE BURNING MY LAP

YOUR BODY IS 75% WATER AND IM THIRSTY

IMA ASK HIM IF I CAN BE HIS COMPUTER

OOO YES

LMAO

PLEASE CHECK MY RECENT COMMUNITY POST PLEASEEE

SO DID I

LMAOO

YESSS

100%

Y'KNOW WHAT'S ON THE MENU TONIGHT? ME-N-U

YOU HAVE A GREAT SMILE, BUT IT'D BE EVEN BETTER IF THAT WAS ALL YOU WERE WEARING

YESSSS

OOOOOP

LMAO

I WANT HIM TO GET HARD AT HIS FREINDS HOUSE

AHAHAHA

hahaha aww

if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you...

id only have one..

cause you never leave my mind

IMA DO THIS SHIT IN A PUBLIC CHAT

HAHAHAHA

OKAY

DAMN