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Pickup Line Request

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ARE YOU THE LOTTERY? CAUSE IM DELUSIONAL AND THINK I CAN WIN YOU

DO YOU LIKE SLEEPING? (yes) WELL WE SHOULD TRY IT TOGETHER SOMETIME THEN

YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN MY MIND I SHOULD CHARGE YOU RENT

OMG IMA MAKE HIM HAV A STROKE

WHAT IF HE SAYS HE DSEONT LIKE SLEEPIN?

IM HAPPY U AINT MAKING THIS DIRTY LMAO

HE SAID HE LIKES SLEEP HEHEH

I REALLY WANNA CDDLE, BUT IM MISSING U

Anonymous

HE SAID HE LIKES SLEEP HEHEH

HEHEHEHEH

Are you from Tennesee? Cus you're the only TEN I see

I THINK YOU OWE ME A DRINK CAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU I DROPPED MINE

I'D TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES BUT THEY DON'T ALLOW SNACKS

I'M NOT AN ORGAN DONOR, BUT I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU MY HEART

GIVE ME SOME TO MAKE HIM FAIL NNN

ARE YOU MY LAPTOP? CAUSE YOU'RE SO HOT YOU'RE BURNING MY LAP

IMA ASK HIM IF I CAN BE HIS COMPUTER

PLEASE CHECK MY RECENT COMMUNITY POST PLEASEEE

Y'KNOW WHAT'S ON THE MENU TONIGHT? ME-N-U

YOU HAVE A GREAT SMILE, BUT IT'D BE EVEN BETTER IF THAT WAS ALL YOU WERE WEARING

I WANT HIM TO GET HARD AT HIS FREINDS HOUSE

if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you...

IMA DO THIS SHIT IN A PUBLIC CHAT