Phone Charging Backwards

lol

lol

bro why no one talking

idk

lol

there is literally a MEME SECTION MY GUY

I don't understand 80% of this silly website.

Lol.

idc Kanye’s better

he would have way more if he started dropping his music instead of delaying a new album for four months

^^^^^

NO CAUSE THE AMOUNT OF SWIFTIES AT SCHOOL WHO TALK SHIT ABOUT HIM

I LITERALLY WANNA PUNCH THEM SO BAD

LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT IS ASSS COMPARED TO KANYE

like Taylor swift is okay I don’t mind her she’s good in some situations

but compared to Kanye?

heck no

what he did to Taylor was actually so messed up tho

Absolute facts. Football is ruined because of Taylor.

IKR

interrupting her speech at the vmas when she was 17 😔😔

not a proud moment for kanye

LIKE PLEASE BRO I WANNA ENJOY THE GAME IN PEACE WITHOUT LIKE A BUNCHA SWIFITES

no I disagree

she goes to support her bf

and who or what follows her is not her fault

EH YOURE KINDA RIGHT

BUT AT THE SAME TIME ITS IRRITATING

NOT TAYLOR EVEN

JUST HER FANS

ugh I hate school

SAME BRO

I HATE ROWING EVEN MORE THOUGH

serenity got suspended until thursday

so now I’m lonely in science

WHO

AND WHY

taylor swifts music is bad and her fans are bad

at least I got rayla and ella tho

cause she was the one who sent out all the nudes

joisys so fucking fat bro

and she doesn’t even have an ass

WHOS NUDES

ALSO THATS KINDA FUCKED UP NGL

joisy? pronounced like..noisy? 😭

I hate these bitches who think they all that and acting like they got a dump truck like no bitch ur flat and fat and it’s embarassing how u walk around in leggings thinking u thick like helllll no

this is why their crushes shit talk them TO ME

calling em out for being fat and ugly with frizzy ass hair and no jawline oml

sorry I’m so annoyed with this one girl rn

she spilled water on my uggs

NOT THE UGGS

and then proceeded to whine abt having to clean up the water she spilled

AM I RIGHT THO

she sounds like a fucking bitch

like she’s always wearing tight clothes but posts abt hating her weight and weighing 175 at 5’1????

like no she’s fat and ugly with hella acne and some big ass cheeks and crooked ass eyes

her eyebrows basically don’t exist

and she got no lips

yeah

UGH I WANNA FIGHT HER

oh

BUT IM FRIENDS WITH HER OLDER STEP SISTER

THATS WILD

smh I’ll just like tell her crush that she likes him

he HATES HER BRO

CLOCK HER BRO NO ONE WOULD MISS HER

SHES THE BIGGEST PICK ME

WHATS HER CRUSH LIKE

ALL THEY BOYS ARE ACC DISGUSTED BY HER

AND IM BEING SO SERIOUS

ITS NOT EVEN LIKE “they’re mean bc they like her” LIKE THEY GENUINELY GENUINELY SERIOUSLY HATE HER

LOOKS WISE

DAYUMMM

SHE’LL LIKE START SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT IN CLASS AND THEN BE LIKE “hahahahah I’m so bad at singing” LIKE ITS SO UNAMUSING

he’s cute

tall curly brown hair a button nose and freckles

I’m texting him rn actually let me show u what he says

NO WAY SHE THINKS SHE CAN PULL

Nice.

emily come back :(

hold on

I’m trying to scribble out his pfp

lmfao okayy

so yeah!

that’s literally my twin

he just wants to be me so bad 🙄

LMFAO

Hey Virgo

everyone does pooks <3

hey toast

I love him so much tho cause he always tries to type like me

hey amy

how are you?

so true 😍❤️🗣️

Hey Toast

How are you?

I’m good how are you

I'm alright

EMILY LOOK AT THESE MOCHI DONUTS I GOT WITH MY FRIENDS

were they good???

ONG THEY WERE THE BEST DONUTS OF MY LIFE

LIKE FLUFFY AND CHEWY AND SWEET AND MELTY OML 😍

why are 2 of them dog shit?

OOOOOOOH

it’s chocolate, you uncultured swine

THAT SOUNDS AMAZING

it looks like dogshit

IF YOU EVER HAVE GO SOMEWHERE WITH MOCHI DONUTS GET THEM BRO

I WILL TRUST

IDK WHAT KINDA DRUGS THEY PUT IN THEM BUT THEY’RE HELLA ADDICTIVE

Crack

I GOT DARK CHOCOLATE (my friend took a big ass bite out of it and istg i was about to murder her but i stole some of hers so it’s okay :D)

I want a nostril piercing so bad

is that dogshit?

OOOOOOOH

You indians and your shit

dagger was right

are you dogshit?

rayla wants another helix so she and I might go together

what’s got you so mad?

MY MOM MIGHT LET ME GET ONE CAUSE ITS LIKE COMMON IN INDIA OR SMTH

nuttin

got ghosted by another girl that you “text” with on discord?

yes, i’m sure you are

to femboys

lmfao

hi jake

I HOPE YOU GET IT BRO IT’D LOOK SO GOOD ON YOU OML

i lowkey want a belly button peircing too

my mom has one

yeah maybe I’ll go this weekend

I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE UNCOMFY THOUGHH

id just be scared that like while fighting someone would try to grab for the nose ring

What’s a helix

YO IF YOU DO SEND ME A PIC (IF YOUR COMFY WIT IT)

your mom

cause she’s so wide

I will

Did you forget the H or are you just trying too hard to sound like a gangster

i forgot it bro

i don’t have enough in me to be a gangster 😔

Damn

YO THE GUITAR IN ONLY IN DREAMS GOES SO HARD

ITS LIKE SUCH A DEEP PURPLE

my moms music taste is actually cringy

Youtube Shorts

AND THEN THE VOCALS ARE LIKE MOLTEN GOLD

WHAT DOES SHE LIKE

FUCK YEAH

THATS SUCH A GOOD WAY TO DESCRIBE IT

?

depressing stuff like lana del rey

Why was Cleveland so good in season 2

it’s okay tho cause she listens to Drake with me in the car

Soulja boy dropped a new album?

Drake is trash I’m sorry

Drake

IKR BRO ITS LIKE MOLTEN GOLD IN MY EARDRUMS

more like

Rake

that sounds painful

pardom

Jake > Drake

IN A GOOD WAY TRUST

I love season 2 of family guy

LIKE I CAN SEE MOLTEN GOLD THROUGH MY EARS

its so good

OMG YOU WERE RIGHT THE MIDDLE IS SO GOOD

ITS LIKE AN EXPLOSION OF COLOR

AND IT SMELLS SO GOOD

I've never giggled so much

FUCK YEAH

watching a show

IM ADDING IT TO MY OLAYLIST

huh

Who do that?

*why

??

W

who what when where why?

JAKE I UNIRONICALLY THINK IM BECOMING A WEEZER FAN 😭

=W=

STOP FALLING INTO HIS TRAP

ITS LIKE IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WITH SYNESTHESIA LIKE US

real

DONT FALL INTO HIS TRAP

IM SORRY IT MAKES MY SYNESTHESIA HAPPY

dexters yapping abt his hoes now

MUAHAHAHAHA

TRAP I TELL YOU

STOP GLOATING

like ik damn well they would all disappear with ONE haircut

IM SORRY I CANT IMAGINE DEXTERS WITHOUT THEM LOOKING LIKE THIS EMOJI 🤓

no he’s actually cute tho

hiiiii guys <3

hes FINE

IM SORRY BRO MY SYNESTHESIA HAS NEVER BEEN SO VIVID

🤓🤓🤓

EXCEPT EITH LIKE JACK STAUBER

^ you fr

:(

wait

yes

?

yus

that’s like my twin ur talking abt

SORRY BRO BUT LIKE YOIRE DEF THE PRETTIER ONE

don’t want no smoke

can they understand stewie or not?

I mean

he talks to them

and they like

understand him

HES JUST SO MAD THAT IM PRETTIER THAN HIM 🙄😔😤

but sometimes they dont

ONG 🙄

YEP WEEZER DOES THAT

MAYBE THATS WHY HALF THEIR ALBUMS ARE NAMED AFTER COLORS

HOW

they basically can they just shrug it off kinda

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS RIGHT?

ITS WEANER']\

stewie more like suwi ronaldo-

I AM SO FUCKING SICK

LITERALLY HE WANTS TO BE YOU SO BAD 😌

OF SCHOOL

I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

hiiiii flappy

REAL SHIT

ISTG

IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE SOON

THIS FUCKING KID

me niether

KEEPS FUCKING YAPPING

DROP OUT ILL PROVIDE YOU WITH SHELTER

ABOUT FUCKING POLITICS

NOBODY FUCKING CARES JOSH SHUT YOUR ASS UP

damn

YO I HAVE A JOSH WHO DOES THAT TOO 😭

IS THAT JUST A JOSH THING

But that’s murder

🤯🤯🤯

idk what the triggers are but i think strong guitar, synth, and bass trigger it a lot

AND HES ALWAYS TRYNA FIND A REASON TO BEEF WITH ME

FUCKING DUMBASS

that’s why weezer and jack stauber trigger it

FALPS

and also phonk and rap

I MISSED YOU

EMILY

phonk is fire

HIIII

help stop

these kinds of songs feel warm whereas

“Hairy flaps”

😭

Weezer synth is so good

these feel cole

i kinda have a headache

*cold

💀?

please never say that again

to me

please never

ever ever

The two songs I just messaged about both have really good synth

ew

you always do smh

;loll

or like ever

disagree

Fappers

this time especially

MY COACH WAS LIKE BULLYING ME

IM SORRY MY DIRTY MIND BRO

THIS MORNIGN

NO ITS CAUSE IT MAKES MY SYNESTHESIA PRODUCE LIKE COOL TONED COLORS AND SMELLS

you are a hairy flap

STOP

wtf does hairy flap mean

no

Hairy flaps

wut???

stop

JAKE HBU

no

?

lol hi flapy

wsg nate

I WANNA DRINK BLENDED ICE

LIKE

yummers

LIKE DRINKABLE ICE

LIKE A SMOOTHIE BUT ITS 100% PURE ICE

me and mal almost ate wades dog yesterday

JAKE

oh

JAKE HOW ANOUT YOU

lmao

WDYM

"Dont be stupid, Santa is Black"

lmfao

LIKE HOW DO DIFFERENT GENRES AFFECT YOUR SYNESTHESIA

my brother has synesthesia

?

"Santa cant be black, we dont fear him"

;-;

DOPE BRO

yuh

DOPE BRO

:)

IDK I NEED TO TUNE INTO IT MORE

IT REALLY JUST DEPENDS ON THE SONG SPECIFICALLY

OKAY IM LOSTENING TO TIRED OF SEX

im listening to

OKAY

OOOO IT LOOKS SILVERY

OOK

wokeuplikethis

AND MIDNIGHT BLUE?

OOH*

I GET A LOT OF REDS FROM THAT ONE, INTERESTING

THE VOCALS ARE LIKE DARK MAROON

?

im getting nothing...

BRIGHT TWANGY REDS AND ORANGES WITH GOLD HIGHLIGHTS

um im sorry

imma ask my broseph

is this like

AND SOME REALLY DARK REDS

Ew

im getting black

Dark

IM GETTING GREENS, VERRRY DARK RED VOCALS, MIDNIGHT BLUE AND SILVER INSTRUMENTALS

AS THE SONG GOES ON THE VOCALS GET BRIGHTER RED

I CAN DEFINITELY SEE HOW IT MIGHT HE SILVER

YES

ok, my brother just texted me back hes getting navy blue and pink?

YES

IS HE LISTENING TO TIRED OF SEX?

hows that work

do you like visually see it

ITS LIKE FLUCTUATING BETWEEN DARK AND BRIGHT RED

YEAH KINDA

*scoff* you wouldn’t know

are we talking about colors related to musix

HOMD ON

or is it more like how you think and you dont accctually see it

yes

no i just asked him abt the song title, he listens to meme songs

YEA*

shhh i have a friend with it but shes shy so i wnna know more

L

so unenthusiastic smh

I MEANT CAPS

ur mommy

JAKE LETS DO NUMBERS AGAIN ILL MAKE A POST

yea yea but like does it like obstruct vision or not

OKAY

sre we

WE CAN DO SYNESTHISA STUFF ON THER

IN SOME PEOPLE

ok what about

BUT NOT NECESSARILY OBSTRUCTION

like

im thinking of a song

how else would you see it

damn thats crazyy

MENTALLY

DO NAMES HAVE COLORS FOR YALL

LIKE WHEN YOU IMAGINE SOMETHING AND ITS VERY VIVID

white

sometimes

YES

all white

isnt that just imagination.

wait wdym colors and names

NOT REALLY FOR ME

no

NO BECAUSE ITS A SENSORY FEELING

JAKE NEW POST

AND YOU PROCESS THE COLOR IT JUST DOESNT ENTER YOUR RETINAS

TO THE SYNESTHESIA POST!

i have no synesthesia