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  • Heroin Monkey
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    there is literally a MEME SECTION MY GUY

    I don't understand 80% of this silly website.

    he would have way more if he started dropping his music instead of delaying a new album for four months

    urfavvirgo

    idc Kanye’s better

    ^^^^^

    NO CAUSE THE AMOUNT OF SWIFTIES AT SCHOOL WHO TALK SHIT ABOUT HIM

    I LITERALLY WANNA PUNCH THEM SO BAD

    LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT IS ASSS COMPARED TO KANYE

    like Taylor swift is okay I don’t mind her she’s good in some situations

    what he did to Taylor was actually so messed up tho

    urfavvirgo

    idc Kanye’s better

    Absolute facts. Football is ruined because of Taylor.

    interrupting her speech at the vmas when she was 17 😔😔

    LIKE PLEASE BRO I WANNA ENJOY THE GAME IN PEACE WITHOUT LIKE A BUNCHA SWIFITES

    Anonymous

    Absolute facts. Football is ruined because of Taylor.

    no I disagree

    and who or what follows her is not her fault

    EH YOURE KINDA RIGHT

    BUT AT THE SAME TIME ITS IRRITATING

    NOT TAYLOR EVEN

    JUST HER FANS

    SAME BRO

    I HATE ROWING EVEN MORE THOUGH

    serenity got suspended until thursday

    so now I’m lonely in science

    urfavvirgo

    serenity got suspended until thursday

    WHO

    AND WHY

    taylor swifts music is bad and her fans are bad

    at least I got rayla and ella tho

    αmy

    AND WHY

    cause she was the one who sent out all the nudes

    and she doesn’t even have an ass

    urfavvirgo

    cause she was the one who sent out all the nudes

    WHOS NUDES

    ALSO THATS KINDA FUCKED UP NGL

    urfavvirgo

    joisys so fucking fat bro

    joisy? pronounced like..noisy? 😭

    I hate these bitches who think they all that and acting like they got a dump truck like no bitch ur flat and fat and it’s embarassing how u walk around in leggings thinking u thick like helllll no

    this is why their crushes shit talk them TO ME

    calling em out for being fat and ugly with frizzy ass hair and no jawline oml

    sorry I’m so annoyed with this one girl rn

    NOT THE UGGS

    and then proceeded to whine abt having to clean up the water she spilled

    αmy

    joisy? pronounced like..noisy? 😭

    AM I RIGHT THO

    urfavvirgo

    and then proceeded to whine abt having to clean up the water she spilled

    she sounds like a fucking bitch

    like she’s always wearing tight clothes but posts abt hating her weight and weighing 175 at 5’1????

    like no she’s fat and ugly with hella acne and some big ass cheeks and crooked ass eyes

    her eyebrows basically don’t exist

    Heroin Monkey
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    oh

    BUT IM FRIENDS WITH HER OLDER STEP SISTER

    urfavvirgo

    yeah

    THATS WILD

    smh I’ll just like tell her crush that she likes him

    urfavvirgo

    like no she’s fat and ugly with hella acne and some big ass cheeks and crooked ass eyes

    CLOCK HER BRO NO ONE WOULD MISS HER

    urfavvirgo

    smh I’ll just like tell her crush that she likes him

    WHATS HER CRUSH LIKE

    ALL THEY BOYS ARE ACC DISGUSTED BY HER

    ITS NOT EVEN LIKE “they’re mean bc they like her” LIKE THEY GENUINELY GENUINELY SERIOUSLY HATE HER

    αmy

    WHATS HER CRUSH LIKE

    LOOKS WISE

    urfavvirgo

    ITS NOT EVEN LIKE “they’re mean bc they like her” LIKE THEY GENUINELY GENUINELY SERIOUSLY HATE HER

    DAYUMMM

    SHE’LL LIKE START SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT IN CLASS AND THEN BE LIKE “hahahahah I’m so bad at singing” LIKE ITS SO UNAMUSING

    tall curly brown hair a button nose and freckles

    I’m texting him rn actually let me show u what he says

    urfavvirgo

    tall curly brown hair a button nose and freckles

    NO WAY SHE THINKS SHE CAN PULL

    urfavvirgo

    I’m texting him rn actually let me show u what he says

    Nice.

    emily come back :(

    I’m trying to scribble out his pfp

    lmfao okayy

    he just wants to be me so bad 🙄

    LMFAO

    urfavvirgo

    he just wants to be me so bad 🙄

    everyone does pooks <3

    Toast ツ

    Hey Virgo

    hey toast

    I love him so much tho cause he always tries to type like me

    how are you?

    αmy

    everyone does pooks <3

    so true 😍❤️🗣️

    EMILY LOOK AT THESE MOCHI DONUTS I GOT WITH MY FRIENDS

    ONG THEY WERE THE BEST DONUTS OF MY LIFE

    LIKE FLUFFY AND CHEWY AND SWEET AND MELTY OML 😍

    αmy

    EMILY LOOK AT THESE MOCHI DONUTS I GOT WITH MY FRIENDS

    why are 2 of them dog shit?

    αmy

    LIKE FLUFFY AND CHEWY AND SWEET AND MELTY OML 😍

    OOOOOOOH

    Toast ツ

    why are 2 of them dog shit?

    it’s chocolate, you uncultured swine

    urfavvirgo

    OOOOOOOH

    IF YOU EVER HAVE GO SOMEWHERE WITH MOCHI DONUTS GET THEM BRO

    IDK WHAT KINDA DRUGS THEY PUT IN THEM BUT THEY’RE HELLA ADDICTIVE

    I GOT DARK CHOCOLATE (my friend took a big ass bite out of it and istg i was about to murder her but i stole some of hers so it’s okay :D)

    I want a nostril piercing so bad

    αmy

    I GOT DARK CHOCOLATE (my friend took a big ass bite out of it and istg i was about to murder her but i stole some of hers so it’s okay :D)

    is that dogshit?

    αmy

    I GOT DARK CHOCOLATE (my friend took a big ass bite out of it and istg i was about to murder her but i stole some of hers so it’s okay :D)

    OOOOOOOH

    You indians and your shit

    Toast ツ

    is that dogshit?

    are you dogshit?

    urfavvirgo

    I want a nostril piercing so bad

    rayla wants another helix so she and I might go together

    Toast ツ

    You indians and your shit

    what’s got you so mad?

    urfavvirgo

    I want a nostril piercing so bad

    MY MOM MIGHT LET ME GET ONE CAUSE ITS LIKE COMMON IN INDIA OR SMTH

    got ghosted by another girl that you “text” with on discord?

    Toast ツ

    nuttin

    yes, i’m sure you are

    to femboys

    hi jake

    urfavvirgo

    rayla wants another helix so she and I might go together

    I HOPE YOU GET IT BRO IT’D LOOK SO GOOD ON YOU OML

    αmy

    MY MOM MIGHT LET ME GET ONE CAUSE ITS LIKE COMMON IN INDIA OR SMTH

    i lowkey want a belly button peircing too

    αmy

    I HOPE YOU GET IT BRO IT’D LOOK SO GOOD ON YOU OML

    yeah maybe I’ll go this weekend

    urfavvirgo

    i lowkey want a belly button peircing too

    I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE UNCOMFY THOUGHH

    id just be scared that like while fighting someone would try to grab for the nose ring

    urfavvirgo

    yeah maybe I’ll go this weekend

    YO IF YOU DO SEND ME A PIC (IF YOUR COMFY WIT IT)

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    What’s a helix

    your mom

    cause she’s so wide

    αmy

    YO IF YOU DO SEND ME A PIC (IF YOUR COMFY WIT IT)

    I will

    αmy

    YO IF YOU DO SEND ME A PIC (IF YOUR COMFY WIT IT)

    Did you forget the H or are you just trying too hard to sound like a gangster

    i forgot it bro

    i don’t have enough in me to be a gangster 😔

    YO THE GUITAR IN ONLY IN DREAMS GOES SO HARD

    ITS LIKE SUCH A DEEP PURPLE

    my moms music taste is actually cringy

    AND THEN THE VOCALS ARE LIKE MOLTEN GOLD

    urfavvirgo

    my moms music taste is actually cringy

    WHAT DOES SHE LIKE

    αmy

    WHAT DOES SHE LIKE

    depressing stuff like lana del rey

    Why was Cleveland so good in season 2

    it’s okay tho cause she listens to Drake with me in the car

    Soulja boy dropped a new album?

    urfavvirgo

    it’s okay tho cause she listens to Drake with me in the car

    Drake

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THATS SUCH A GOOD WAY TO DESCRIBE IT

    IKR BRO ITS LIKE MOLTEN GOLD IN MY EARDRUMS

    Toast ツ

    Rake

    pardom

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    that sounds painful

    IN A GOOD WAY TRUST

    I love season 2 of family guy

    LIKE I CAN SEE MOLTEN GOLD THROUGH MY EARS

    OMG YOU WERE RIGHT THE MIDDLE IS SO GOOD

    ITS LIKE AN EXPLOSION OF COLOR

    AND IT SMELLS SO GOOD

    I've never giggled so much

    IM ADDING IT TO MY OLAYLIST

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    FUCK YEAH

    huh

    Toast ツ

    Who do that?

    ??

    JAKE I UNIRONICALLY THINK IM BECOMING A WEEZER FAN 😭

    αmy

    JAKE I UNIRONICALLY THINK IM BECOMING A WEEZER FAN 😭

    STOP FALLING INTO HIS TRAP

    ITS LIKE IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WITH SYNESTHESIA LIKE US

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Jake > Drake

    real

    αmy

    JAKE I UNIRONICALLY THINK IM BECOMING A WEEZER FAN 😭

    DONT FALL INTO HIS TRAP

    Toast ツ

    STOP FALLING INTO HIS TRAP

    IM SORRY IT MAKES MY SYNESTHESIA HAPPY

    dexters yapping abt his hoes now

    αmy

    IM SORRY IT MAKES MY SYNESTHESIA HAPPY

    TRAP I TELL YOU

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    MUAHAHAHAHA

    STOP GLOATING

    like ik damn well they would all disappear with ONE haircut

    urfavvirgo

    dexters yapping abt his hoes now

    IM SORRY I CANT IMAGINE DEXTERS WITHOUT THEM LOOKING LIKE THIS EMOJI 🤓

    Toast ツ

    TRAP I TELL YOU

    IM SORRY BRO MY SYNESTHESIA HAS NEVER BEEN SO VIVID

    urfavvirgo

    hes FINE

    🤓🤓🤓

    αmy

    IM SORRY BRO MY SYNESTHESIA HAS NEVER BEEN SO VIVID

    EXCEPT EITH LIKE JACK STAUBER

    that’s like my twin ur talking abt

    SORRY BRO BUT LIKE YOIRE DEF THE PRETTIER ONE

    can they understand stewie or not?

    αmy

    SORRY BRO BUT LIKE YOIRE DEF THE PRETTIER ONE

    HES JUST SO MAD THAT IM PRETTIER THAN HIM 🙄😔😤

    urfavvirgo

    HES JUST SO MAD THAT IM PRETTIER THAN HIM 🙄😔😤

    ONG 🙄

    αmy

    IM SORRY BRO MY SYNESTHESIA HAS NEVER BEEN SO VIVID

    HOW

    Toast ツ

    can they understand stewie or not?

    they basically can they just shrug it off kinda

    Toast ツ

    HOW

    YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS RIGHT?

    Toast ツ

    can they understand stewie or not?

    stewie more like suwi ronaldo-

    I AM SO FUCKING SICK

    urfavvirgo

    HES JUST SO MAD THAT IM PRETTIER THAN HIM 🙄😔😤

    LITERALLY HE WANTS TO BE YOU SO BAD 😌

    I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

    Flappy.

    OF SCHOOL

    REAL SHIT

    IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE SOON

    Flappy.

    I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

    me niether

    KEEPS FUCKING YAPPING

    Flappy.

    I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

    DROP OUT ILL PROVIDE YOU WITH SHELTER

    ABOUT FUCKING POLITICS

    NOBODY FUCKING CARES JOSH SHUT YOUR ASS UP

    Flappy.

    NOBODY FUCKING CARES JOSH SHUT YOUR ASS UP

    YO I HAVE A JOSH WHO DOES THAT TOO 😭

    IS THAT JUST A JOSH THING

    🤯🤯🤯

    Toast ツ

    HOW

    idk what the triggers are but i think strong guitar, synth, and bass trigger it a lot

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    But that’s murder

    AND HES ALWAYS TRYNA FIND A REASON TO BEEF WITH ME

    that’s why weezer and jack stauber trigger it

    Flappy.

    AND HES ALWAYS TRYNA FIND A REASON TO BEEF WITH ME

    FALPS

    and also phonk and rap

    αmy

    that’s why weezer and jack stauber trigger it

    these kinds of songs feel warm whereas

    αmy

    idk what the triggers are but i think strong guitar, synth, and bass trigger it a lot

    Weezer synth is so good

    αmy

    and also phonk and rap

    these feel cole

    i kinda have a headache

    *cold

    urfavvirgo

    “Hairy flaps”

    💀?

    urfavvirgo

    “Hairy flaps”

    please never say that again

    αmy

    and also phonk and rap

    ew

    Flappy.

    i kinda have a headache

    you always do smh

    Flappy.

    to me

    or like ever

    αmy

    these feel cole

    disagree

    urfavvirgo

    you always do smh

    this time especially

    MY COACH WAS LIKE BULLYING ME

    αmy

    💀?

    IM SORRY MY DIRTY MIND BRO

    Toast ツ

    ew

    NO ITS CAUSE IT MAKES MY SYNESTHESIA PRODUCE LIKE COOL TONED COLORS AND SMELLS

    Flappy.

    please never say that again

    you are a hairy flap

    urfavvirgo

    you are a hairy flap

    stop

    αmy

    NO ITS CAUSE IT MAKES MY SYNESTHESIA PRODUCE LIKE COOL TONED COLORS AND SMELLS

    JAKE HBU

    Anonymous

    wtf does hairy flap mean

    no

    I WANNA DRINK BLENDED ICE

    LIKE DRINKABLE ICE

    LIKE A SMOOTHIE BUT ITS 100% PURE ICE

    me and mal almost ate wades dog yesterday

    αmy

    NO ITS CAUSE IT MAKES MY SYNESTHESIA PRODUCE LIKE COOL TONED COLORS AND SMELLS

    JAKE

    Anonymous

    me and mal almost ate wades dog yesterday

    oh

    αmy

    NO ITS CAUSE IT MAKES MY SYNESTHESIA PRODUCE LIKE COOL TONED COLORS AND SMELLS

    JAKE HOW ANOUT YOU

    "Dont be stupid, Santa is Black"

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WDYM

    LIKE HOW DO DIFFERENT GENRES AFFECT YOUR SYNESTHESIA

    my brother has synesthesia

    "Santa cant be black, we dont fear him"

    Anonymous

    my brother has synesthesia

    DOPE BRO

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    IDK I NEED TO TUNE INTO IT MORE

    OKAY IM LOSTENING TO TIRED OF SEX

    OOOO IT LOOKS SILVERY

    AND MIDNIGHT BLUE?

    THE VOCALS ARE LIKE DARK MAROON

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    BRIGHT TWANGY REDS AND ORANGES WITH GOLD HIGHLIGHTS

    IM GETTING GREENS, VERRRY DARK RED VOCALS, MIDNIGHT BLUE AND SILVER INSTRUMENTALS

    AS THE SONG GOES ON THE VOCALS GET BRIGHTER RED

    αmy

    IM GETTING GREENS, VERRRY DARK RED VOCALS, MIDNIGHT BLUE AND SILVER INSTRUMENTALS

    I CAN DEFINITELY SEE HOW IT MIGHT HE SILVER

    ok, my brother just texted me back hes getting navy blue and pink?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    YES

    YES

    do you like visually see it

    ITS LIKE FLUCTUATING BETWEEN DARK AND BRIGHT RED

    Flappy.

    do you like visually see it

    YEAH KINDA

    are we talking about colors related to musix

    HOMD ON

    or is it more like how you think and you dont accctually see it

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    IS HE LISTENING TO TIRED OF SEX?

    no i just asked him abt the song title, he listens to meme songs

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    *scoff* you wouldn’t know

    shhh i have a friend with it but shes shy so i wnna know more

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    yes

    so unenthusiastic smh

    αmy
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    JAKE LETS DO NUMBERS AGAIN ILL MAKE A POST

    αmy
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    yea yea but like does it like obstruct vision or not

    Toast ツ

    are we talking about colors related to musix

    sre we

    WE CAN DO SYNESTHISA STUFF ON THER

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    BUT NOT NECESSARILY OBSTRUCTION

    how else would you see it

    Nateツ

    lol

    damn thats crazyy

    DO NAMES HAVE COLORS FOR YALL

    Flappy.

    DO NAMES HAVE COLORS FOR YALL

    white

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    MENTALLY

    isnt that just imagination.

    wait wdym colors and names

    Flappy.

    yea yea but like does it like obstruct vision or not

    NOT REALLY FOR ME

    Flappy.

    isnt that just imagination.

    no

    JAKE NEW POST

    Lying Warthog