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    • YOU PARASITE

    Not you Pomni I was referring to…

    GANGLE*

    I broke the mask again

    Wade

    Not you Pomni I was referring to…

    Heya

    Let’s be nice /j

    WHATS THE ADVENTURE TODAY

    Poor Gangle! Not really..

    THE ADVENTURE TODAY IS…..

    LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY

    TOO LATE

    BYYY POMNII

    BYE POMNI COME BACK SOON

    Yeh don’t die

    Don’t accidentally drown yourself in the digital lake

    Or do

    I mean

    NOW NOW CASSOBLE..LETS NOT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSEVLES

    *Casooble

    NEKENEJS

    WHYYYY

    Because suicide is bad!

    When Jaxe gets online we’ll have an orgy

    Okayyy

    Wade

    Because suicide is bad!

    No it’s great

    Solves all your problems

    If you pay too much attention to your mental health, you’ll end up ABSTRACTED! We wouldn’t want that

    Yes we would

    Then I’d have to send you to the cellar where you would be trapped FOREVER in the eternal darkness! Along with the others who have abstracted!

    God Dammit

    We wouldn’t want that

    EXACTLYY

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    FUCK YES

    Hell yeah

    So no trying to escape, just go on adventures, have sex, get high, and be here FOREVER

    Okay bet

    BRB class transition, feel free to start the orgy!

    Okay but where’s donut

    DONUT SHHADBSHEH

    Bro my phone autocorrects gag to gay

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    I saw that

    Why are you like this

    JASMSJJEHR

    Madi dirtied your mind

    Your on your own kid

    THERE US NO ESCAPE FROM THE DIRTY MIND

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Anyways

    He’s white

    I CANT WATCH A DISNEY MOVIE AND SEE A BABY AND ITS PARENTS THE SAME EVER AGAIN!

    W h I t e

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    SO ARE KOREAN GUYS

    ^^^

    Yeah my white Korean guys are cute thi

    I’m Filipino but really white

    IM WHJTE

    OOOH NOO

    NO RASICM ALLOWED IN THE DIGITAL FUCKHOUSE

    SNDJFBDBDJDJ

    CANCEL HER CANCEL HER

    HEEY TOAST WASSUP MAN

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    DO U NOT LIKE AMY_

    I do

    Got anymore lean?

    Toast ツ

    I do

    She thinks otherwise.

    noOoOoOooOoOo

    She thinks you’re dry and you don’t like her

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HOW COME U BEEN IGNORING HOME GIRL THEN

    I havent been onlinbe

    Amy is different tho, so is Toast

    Toast ツ

    I havent been onlinbe

    Dry

    addi

    She thinks you’re dry and you don’t like her

    was this not resolved earlier?

    I guess not

    No lol

    Toast ima give u some advice

    YEAH LIKE

    Break it off so you don’t get yelled at everyime you get on and Amy can stop being depressed about you not being on

    I don’t even have a bf but if he said that to me- MARRIAGE

    Toast, as a fellow boyfriend, whenever you can you gotta show interest. Even if you're on for a little bit, let her know that she's loved, if you really love her

    T h I r d w h e e l

    Wade

    Break it off so you don’t get yelled at everyime you get on and Amy can stop being depressed about you not being on

    woah wow we have some very different ideas for how to solve this lmao

    Amy says Toast is like talking to a brick wall

    I’m always the third wheel nenejrjrjeheyeh

    IM FOURTH WHEEL

    Wait this is my chat, so I’m first wheel

    Wade

    IM FOURTH WHEEL

    We can be wheels together

    I’ll be a steering wheel

    I volunteer as tribute

    Put your hands on me

    Girly

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    Ermmm ew

    STOP WITH YO MEXICAN I LOVW MY CHIBG CHONG BING BONGS

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    KOREAN GUYS LOOKIN ASS

    THEYREW CUUTE

    you guys have very differnet ideas on what to do here

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHERE ARE THEIR EYES

    thats racist

    THEYRE XUUUUUTE

    Toast ツ

    you guys have very differnet ideas on what to do here

    Lmao

    THIS IS WHAT I WANNNNNNT

    Toast ツ

    thats racist

    That’s gay?

    I’m a former drummer

    HELL YEAAH

    Wade

    That’s gay?

    thats homosexual?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THAT IS LITERALLY ME EXCEPT IM NOT ASIAN AND I PLAY GUITAR INSTEAD OF BASS

    but I want that and that only NOT WHITE

    Toast ツ

    thats homosexual?

    That’s transphobic?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THE AMAZING DIGITAL BAND

    YEEEES

    ERmM I play some drums

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    that’s sexist?

    That’s black

    (Amy this is from Community you should know this)

    You’re fucking gay

    That’s homophobic

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    *gag

    Mb

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    YOU WATCHED IT

    No I saw a Sonic short about it

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I LITTERALLY SCREAMED

    HES CUTE stawwwp

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Toast, as a fellow boyfriend, whenever you can you gotta show interest. Even if you're on for a little bit, let her know that she's loved, if you really love her

    w advice

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    fuck

    The one where” I’m saying you’re a football player! See what I’m sayin? You’re saying I can be a lawyer”

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I WAS TALKIN BOUT MY CRACKER

    Jaxe?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    lmfao I know what you're talking about

    With Sonic and Shadow lmao

    THATS RACIST

    I CAN TOO DUMBASS

    AM I HOT NOW

    Β‘CONYO!

    Donde esta biblioteca?

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    AYO CHILL

    No I hate when people pronounce it with the Ls I ha the it sm

    JAKE DO IT

    CHILL

    put it bwck

    NO CRYING EITHER

    PUT IT BACK NOW

    OR ILL SEND YOU TO THE CELLAR

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    community reference

    Deadpool 2

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    We all know that

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    DONT SEND ME TO THE CELLAR

    YOU WANNA END UP LIKE THE REST OF THE ABSTRACTED PARASITES!?

    Yeah I almost went there today

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHERES MY GOOD BOY

    IM RIGHT HERE

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    Yea..

    MADI NOO

    SHHHH

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    They’re watching…

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    We just have to crank up the horniness

    And become hyperactive sex machines

    A Ghostface mask is very attractive..

    uhm anyway yall im back lmao

    Me being single: πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

    Me being single: πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

    addi

    Me being single: πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

    REALLLLLL

    SingleπŸ‘

    Toast dips so randomly it’s crazy

    Y ARE YALL DIGITAL CIRCUS CHARACTERS? CAN I JOIN?

    AUBREY BE GANGLE

    BE GANGLE AUBREY

    YESSS I SHALL BE GANGLE

    JAKE WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

    WE JUST NEED ETAN TO BE KINGER

    Wait what’s Aubrey’s name!?

    COMBINE HER NAMEE

    WE JUST NEED KINGER

    YEAAAAAAAH

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    THTS WHY I FUCKED YO BITCH

    WAIT WHAT

    πŸ“Έ

    πŸ“ΈπŸ“ΈπŸ“ΈπŸ“ΈπŸ“ΈπŸ“ΈπŸ“ΈπŸ“Έ

    HOL UP ILL BE BACK GOTTA CHNAGE MY PFP

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    YEEESS GANGLE

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    WE DID IT!!

    Now we just need a Kinger

    Comment deleted by π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    UP MY ASSS

    CHERRRYYYYYYYYY WEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

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    MY ASS CHEEKS!?

    CHEEEERRRY WEEEEEEEEE

    Comment deleted by π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    SMACK IT

    JAXE SMACK THAT ASS

    SMACK IT OR ILL DROWN YOU IN THE DIGITAL LAKE

    SHAKE DAT ASS

    🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

    CHEEERS BITCHES

    🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    (x - h)2 = 4p(y - k), where p≠ 0.

    THE BLOODY FUCK IS THAT

    yeeeees Gangle!

    AUBLE AUBLE AUBLE

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    WE JUST NEED KINGER

    Wade

    That’s transphobic?

    speaking of trans things, what happened to may?

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    DO IT I DARE YOU

    Toast ツ

    speaking of trans things, what happened to may?

    Dunno, don’t care, it’s great not having them on tho!

    Hey hoes I’m back

    CASOOOBLE

    WE JUST NEED POMNI AND THE OTHERS

    Who we missin

    WHERE TF IS POMNI

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    Yeah where’s pomni at

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    (x - h)2 = 4p(y - k), where p≠ 0.

    It looks like algebra….

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    kind of

    Oooh ok one second

    I hate math eww

    Substitute the P for 0 maybe?

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    AND IM STILL SHAKIN ASS IN THE DELI

    naw not the ice spice

    Then solve for H?

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    Clearly

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF IS HAPPENING

    I ain’t got no bbg πŸ˜”

    WE NEED COCAINE

    take pomni then lmao

    I GOT NOBODY EITHERR

    DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS

    *snorting sounds*

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    wifey? me?

    You my wifey, I ain’t got no bbg- <3 dw i still love you

    Circle (xβˆ’a)2+(yβˆ’b)2=r2 Center is (a,b) Radius is r Ellipse with the horizontal major axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2+(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0 Ellipse with the vertical major axis (xβˆ’a)2/k2+(yβˆ’b)2/h2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0 Hyperbola with the horizontal transverse axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2βˆ’(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a,b) Distance between the vertices is 2h Distance between the foci is 2k. c2=h2 + k2 Hyperbola with the vertical transverse axis (xβˆ’a)2/k2βˆ’(yβˆ’b)2/h2=1 Center is (a,b) Distance between the vertices is 2h Distance between the foci is 2k. c2= h2 + k2 Parabola with the horizontal axis (yβˆ’b)2=4p(xβˆ’a), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=aβˆ’p Axis is the line y=b Parabola with vertical axis (xβˆ’a)2=4p(yβˆ’b), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=bβˆ’p Axis is the line x=a

    *Snort snort*

    AHAAAAAAA

    HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAH YEAAAAAAH

    Toast ツ
    Image

    LMAO

    HEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    I have zeros beat that

    I HAVE AN F CURRENTLY HAHAHAHA

    ALL OF YALL R FUCKING OLDER THAN ME

    Circle (xβˆ’a)2+(yβˆ’b)2=r2 Center is (a,b) Radius is r Ellipse with the horizontal major axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2+(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0 Ellipse with the vertical major axis (xβˆ’a)2/k2+(yβˆ’b)2/h2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0 Hyperbola with the horizontal transverse axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2βˆ’(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a,b) Distance between the vertices is 2h Distance between the foci is 2k. c2=h2 + k2 Hyperbola with the vertical transverse axis (xβˆ’a)2/k2βˆ’(yβˆ’b)2/h2=1 Center is (a,b) Distance between the vertices is 2h Distance between the foci is 2k. c2= h2 + k2 Parabola with the horizontal axis (yβˆ’b)2=4p(xβˆ’a), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=aβˆ’p Axis is the line y=b Parabola with vertical axis (xβˆ’a)2=4p(yβˆ’b), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=bβˆ’p Axis is the line x=a

    DELETE

    ALL OF YALL R FUCKING OLDER THAN ME

    How old r you?????

    AMY WHAT THE RUCK IS THWT

    i aint sayign lmao

    I’m 16 πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

    IM HUNGRY

    WHOS 15!?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    14 THEN

    7

    SAAAAME

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    IM 15

    IM OLDER THAN YOUS SNSNDBDJEBSBD

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE AT CHISHOLM OR SMTH

    IM 13 BUT AGE IS JUST A NUMBER

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    Circle (xβˆ’a)2+(yβˆ’b)2=r2 Center is (a,b) Radius is r Ellipse with the horizontal major axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2+(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0 Ellipse with the vertical major axis (xβˆ’a)2/k2+(yβˆ’b)2/h2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0 Hyperbola with the horizontal transverse axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2βˆ’(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a,b) Distance between the vertices is 2h Distance between the foci is 2k. c2=h2 + k2 Hyperbola with the vertical transverse axis (xβˆ’a)2/k2βˆ’(yβˆ’b)2/h2=1 Center is (a,b) Distance between the vertices is 2h Distance between the foci is 2k. c2= h2 + k2 Parabola with the horizontal axis (yβˆ’b)2=4p(xβˆ’a), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=aβˆ’p Axis is the line y=b Parabola with vertical axis (xβˆ’a)2=4p(yβˆ’b), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=bβˆ’p Axis is the line x=a

    so like i get it, but i keep messing up something cause it’s not turning out right

    DELETE

    IM 13 BUT AGE IS JUST A NUMBER

    That’s what my uncle said

    SO IS 13

    addi

    That’s what my uncle said

    LMAO

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    " SHE SAID SHE WAS 12"

    THAT'S WORSE

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    so like i get it, but i keep messing up something cause it’s not turning out right

    We got no idea how to help you aamy sorry, I’m getting a headache looking at itn

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    " SHE SAID SHE WAS 12"

    NOOO

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    cause i need to get this

    I can’t math for shit so

    INDIAN

    GOOGLE IT ON YOUTUBESS

    JAKE/JAX HIT ME ALREADY

    SUB TO MY CHANNEL TOO

    JAKE IS JAXE

    WERE ALL RETARDED

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    SORRY IT'S NOT OUR FAULT WE'RE ALL FUCKTARDS AND YOU'RE DOING LIKE GRADE 12875TH MATH

    lmao it shouldn’t be that hard

    Circle (xβˆ’a)2+(yβˆ’b)2=r2 Center is (a,b) Radius is r Ellipse with the horizontal major axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2+(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0 Ellipse with the vertical major axis (xβˆ’a)2/k2+(yβˆ’b)2/h2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0 Hyperbola with the horizontal transverse axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2βˆ’(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a,b) Distance between the vertices is 2h Distance between the foci is 2k. c2=h2 + k2 Hyperbola with the vertical transverse axis (xβˆ’a)2/k2βˆ’(yβˆ’b)2/h2=1 Center is (a,b) Distance between the vertices is 2h Distance between the foci is 2k. c2= h2 + k2 Parabola with the horizontal axis (yβˆ’b)2=4p(xβˆ’a), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=aβˆ’p Axis is the line y=b Parabola with vertical axis (xβˆ’a)2=4p(yβˆ’b), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=bβˆ’p Axis is the line x=a

    AAAAAAAAA

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    Circle (xβˆ’a)2+(yβˆ’b)2=r2 Center is (a,b) Radius is r Ellipse with the horizontal major axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2+(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0 Ellipse with the vertical major axis (xβˆ’a)2/k2+(yβˆ’b)2/h2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0 Hyperbola with the horizontal transverse axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2βˆ’(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a,b) Distance between the vertices is 2h Distance between the foci is 2k. c2=h2 + k2 Hyperbola with the vertical transverse axis (xβˆ’a)2/k2βˆ’(yβˆ’b)2/h2=1 Center is (a,b) Distance between the vertices is 2h Distance between the foci is 2k. c2= h2 + k2 Parabola with the horizontal axis (yβˆ’b)2=4p(xβˆ’a), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=aβˆ’p Axis is the line y=b Parabola with vertical axis (xβˆ’a)2=4p(yβˆ’b), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=bβˆ’p Axis is the line x=a

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    NOT AGAAAAAAAAA

    AUBLE WHAT

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    lmao it shouldn’t be that hard

    It’s surprisingly hard right now

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    YALL CANT TELL ME JAKE ISNT HOT AS SHIT

    Ee

    I DIDNT SAY NTHIN

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    LITERALLY ME

    WE HAVE ISSUES

    Circle (xβˆ’a)2+(yβˆ’b)2=r2 Center is (a,b) Radius is r Ellipse with the horizontal major axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2+(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0 Ellipse with the vertical major axis (xβˆ’a)2/k2+(yβˆ’b)2/h2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0 Hyperbola with the horizontal transverse axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2βˆ’(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a,b) Distance between the vertices is 2h Distance between the foci is 2k. c2=h2 + k2 Hyperbola with the vertical transverse axis (xβˆ’a)2/k2βˆ’(yβˆ’b)2/h2=1 Center is (a,b) Distance between the vertices is 2h Distance between the foci is 2k. c2= h2 + k2 Parabola with the horizontal axis (yβˆ’b)2=4p(xβˆ’a), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=aβˆ’p Axis is the line y=b Parabola with vertical axis (xβˆ’a)2=4p(yβˆ’b), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=bβˆ’p Axis is the line x=a. so i have that but i’m really bad at plugging it in or something’s going wrong, jake you should’ve done something similar

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    LITERALLY ME

    BET

    NOOOOOO AMY STOOOPP

    MY EYEEES

    ITS WORSE THAN LIGHT MODE

    MY EYYYYEEEESS MY BRAAAAIN MY BAAALLLS

    Circle (xβˆ’a)2+(yβˆ’b)2=r2 Center is (a,b) Radius is r Ellipse with the horizontal major axis (xβˆ’a)2/h2+(yβˆ’b)2/k2=1 Center is (a, b) Length of the major axis is 2h. Length of the minor axis is 2k. Distance between the centre and either focus is c with c2=h2βˆ’k2, h>k>0

    NOO NOO NOOO NOOOOOOO

    0-0 glad yall didnt see what i said-

    LIFK KY NALLS

    Directrix is the line x=aβˆ’p Axis is the line y=b Parabola with vertical axis (xβˆ’a)2=4p(yβˆ’b), pβ‰ 0 Vertex is (a,b) Focus is (a+p,b) Directrix is the line x=bβˆ’p Axis is the line x=a. so i have that but i’m really bad at plugging it in or something’s going wrong, jake you should’ve done something similar

    FIGHT FIGHT

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    NOOO AMY STOPP

    HARDER!?

    YES MOMMY HARDER

    CIRCUS FUCK

    LESSGOO

    IM GOING TO UR HOUSE

    WHERES POMNI

    DAMN RAGATHUG CAME TO PLAY

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    NUH UH IM WAY HARDER

    SHOW ME THEN

    This my man he just don’t know yet 🀭❀️

    DAAAAAMN

    addi

    This my man he just don’t know yet 🀭❀️

    Looks like a woman

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THAT LOOKS LIKE A LESBIAN

    RASCIST

    ITS A LESBIAN

    LESBIAN KOREAN

    JAKE WHATS UR TYPE?

    I LIKE TITS

    AND ASS

    addi

    Rate

    0/10

    YOU GUYS SUCK

    AMY NO MORE MAH

    I FORGOT YALL LOV EACH OTHER

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    NO MORE MATH AMY OR ILL SEND U TO THE CELLAR

    WHATS HAPPENING

    WHERE IS POKNI

    WHERES POMNI

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THERE'S MORE THAN 002

    well yeah, but

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THERE'S ABOUT 5000+ COMBINED

    fuck

    This man. Makes me so HAPPY NSEJDNSJEBEHEHDBEUSH THE HAPPINESS I NEVER GOT FROM MY PARENT’S-(literally saved me from suicide) he’s so snsnsbdjdbdbdjbdh I love him sm sjsjdhisbedhidbddudjsh I can’t even describe it

    Anyways

    POMNI

    WHERE TF IS POMNI

    STOP SIMPING FOR MEN U CANT GET

    I gtg.

    AMY STOP WITH THE MAAAAATH

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THATS A MAN??!?!?!

    Thought it was a non-binary

    I’m done

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    conic parabola

    plz i can barely think rn

    WE CSNT HELP YOU STOPPP

    MY EYES PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU STOPP

    WHERE TF IS POMNI

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    YOU CAN BE INTO WHATEVER YOU WANT WE WON'T JUDGE

    (i will) YEAH YOU CAN BE URSELF!!!

    IM BORED AND LONELY ASF

    Toast ツ

    hi flappy

    hi toastt

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    DW BGGG I GOTTA BIG DICK

    WHAT

    ROLL OUT AUTOBOTS

    Toast ツ

    how are you flappy?

    im alrr, in class rn, wby?

    *TRANSFORMER MORPHING SOUNDS*

    what about silent assasin suit only speedruns of the hitman woa trilogy?

    WE SHALL NOT DO MATH TODAY

    okok imgon eat buh bye everyone

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    YOU CAN BE INTO WHATEVER YOU WANT WE WON'T JUDGE

    Meanies

    NO MATH PLEASE MY HUNDRED EYES CANT TAKE ITTT

    NO MATH NO MATH NOOO

    Toast ツ

    wait how old is pomni?

    15

    NOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAATHHH

    YO IF UR SINGLE SAY 69 RN

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I SAID I WAS SORRY

    It’s too late now

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    erdos-straus conjecture

    how is that a real thing?

    NO MATH SOMEONE STOP HER

    I’ll go simp over my β€œChing Ching bing bongs” now

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    CAIDE AND AUBLE SHOULD FUCK FR

    Wait wha

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    i have more wade can you help me

    IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE…NOOO

    IM GOING TO UR STATE RN

    MAKE NEW POST WE ARE CLOSE TO 1000

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    DAMN AMY

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    NO GET TO 1000 FIRST

    THEY SRENT SIMPOLE

    VRRHVNEWFVNEWUBVFEUFNW

    BAHAHAHAHA

    WADE COME TO MY STATE RN

    ARE WE CLOSE TO 1000

    ALMSOT THERE GUYS

    KEEP GOING

    OMGGGGG WERE ABOUT TO BUST LES GOOO

    KEEEEEEP GOOOOINNNGG

    Anyone down to fuck I’m bored

    LETS GOOO

    I WANNA FUCK

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    SHAKIN ASS RN

    SHAKE IT FOR ME BABYYYY

    FUCK ME CASOOBLE

    y = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - py = k - p

    Wade

    FUCK ME CASOOBLE

    Bet

    KEEP GOING

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