Hi everyone! I'm Isabelle (or Izzy!) ^_^
I've been showing my friends jokes from here for a lil while and I just saw this tab, can someone fill me in on what's going on here? :)
Hi everyone! I'm Isabelle (or Izzy!) ^_^
I've been showing my friends jokes from here for a lil while and I just saw this tab, can someone fill me in on what's going on here? :)
malβ‘
hi
Cosmo idk
honestly, not much happens at all
Cosmo idk
there isn't really any drama but ye
Cosmo idk
its chill
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Alternate symphony is a pedo jsyk
malβ‘
π
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hello!
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well that's good!
malβ‘
hii
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oh..
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I'll be on the lookout then π
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helloooo
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I love your pfp!
malβ‘
tyyy
malβ‘
hes not actually
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is that like a common thing here?
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I know some internet places can be weird like that...
malβ‘
no lmao
malβ‘
alt symphony isnt actually a pedo tho
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i'll take your word for it then π
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what are you guys up to? ^_^
malβ‘
hes my bf lmao
malβ‘
nothing, wbu
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Aw cuteeee!
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Just hangin' out :P
malβ‘
yess
malβ‘
nice
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it seems a li'l quiet here
malβ‘
yeah
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I'm glad the people are nice tho, especially with how crazy some of the jokes are here lol
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how long have you two been together?
malβ‘
like
malβ‘
a few weeks
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ooo fun fun
Apollo
Hi
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Hi!
Apollo
Kopesh
Apollo
Gunsword
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That looks silly lol
Apollo
Indeed
Apollo
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Ghost turtle!
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I love the turtle emoji so much lol it's my fav
π° Ψ±ΩΨΩ Ψ₯ΩΩΨ§ π°
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
what-
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I like the weezer pfp haha
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that seems weird tho π
RapBoat
Sup RAPPERS, I canβt believe I got banned for being ANTI-NAZI
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what π
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Maybe this place IS as weird as the jokes section
RapBoat
Well basically, our profile pics were inverted swastikas, but they thought we were ACTUAL NAZIS
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ohh
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
well I can see how someone might think that...
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Dont listen
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To him
malβ‘
thats what i called him lmao
malβ‘
uh sometimes
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why π
RapBoat
BUT THATβS EXACTLYWHAT HAPPENED
malβ‘
it was a joke cus hes 18 n im 17 lmao
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ohhhh
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well...doesn't that technically make him a pedophile? π
malβ‘
no lmao
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But...if he's an adult
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and you're a minor
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Isn't that the same thing?
Cosmo idk
no
malβ‘
pedophilia is technically for prepubescent children
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oh
malβ‘
if i remember correctly
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eww
malβ‘
not older teens
Cosmo idk
yeah
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Are most people here older than 18?
malβ‘
no
Cosmo idk
no
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oh
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well cool!
Cosmo idk
the average now is around 16
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Wdym now?
malβ‘
it was lower before
Cosmo idk
yeah
malβ‘
cus we were all younger
malβ‘
but its the same ppl as like 2 years ago so its gone up
Cosmo idk
yup
malβ‘
we all used to be around like 14/15 i think
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Oh wowww
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That's really cool youre all here still!
Cosmo idk
somehow
malβ‘
lmao
malβ‘
i left for like almost a year
malβ‘
and so did some others
Cosmo idk
and my addiction to this site is still ripping my ass
malβ‘
and then we all kinda came back at the same time
malβ‘
it was weird
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π
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maybe it was destiny! ^_^
Cosmo idk
nah
malβ‘
lmao i think were all js dumb teens
malβ‘
the sites a lot more chill tho
Cosmo idk
yep
malβ‘
back in the day it gave half the ppl depression
malβ‘
(not actually)
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Oh man
Cosmo idk
(flashbacks to feb 2024)
malβ‘
(well sorta)
malβ‘
(wait what was then i dont remember dates)
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that's not that long ago π
Cosmo idk
eh, most of us were already very depressed
malβ‘
(uh thats almost 2 years ago)
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oh my goodness
Cosmo idk
bruh, it was the worst controversy I ever got tied into
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you're right
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Time flies!
malβ‘
ohohoh frfrfr
malβ‘
i think that was pre-medication for me
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Aw that's kind of sad...
Cosmo idk
lol imagine getting medicated for depression
malβ‘
it mainly for anxiety
Cosmo idk
dang
malβ‘
cus it worsened my adhd
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Hey guys
malβ‘
so i didnt get any school done
malβ‘
cus i couldnt focus
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Hi hi!
malβ‘
hey king
Cosmo idk
what up
United Kingdom UK
Oh damn
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that sounds difficult!
United Kingdom UK
Im good everyone hbu
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I'm pretty good, thanks!
malβ‘
damn damn damn
United Kingdom UK
damn damn damn damn damn
Cosmo idk
dam
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beavers!
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π¦«
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I love animals lol
Cosmo idk
they're fun to eat
Cosmo idk
I agree
malβ‘
daaamn damn damn damn daaamn
United Kingdom UK
You cant really blame the mods though...
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WHAT
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NO
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:(
Cosmo idk
they are tho...
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daaaammn damn damn damn damn damn daaaammn
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but animals are so cuteeee
Cosmo idk
so what
malβ‘
daaamn daaaamn damn damn damn damn damn damn
malβ‘
uk this should be our new friendship call
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so why eat them :(
malβ‘
help are you vegan
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Not really
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I think I'm more vegetarian
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Semi vegan?
malβ‘
oop
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Oh
malβ‘
ok
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I just don't like the taste of meat much
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
but milk and honey is good!
Cosmo idk
well, because we need the protein? Protein is a necessary supplement to be healthy. Animal protien. not soy protien
United Kingdom UK
True true
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there's still protein in milk!
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and other non-meat animal foods!
Cosmo idk
milk is mainly fats
Cosmo idk
and there are many other important nutrients found in animals that aren't found in plants
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But isn't it like all the things a baby cow needs?
Cosmo idk
you gotta chill with your ethos. nature doesn't care about cuteness.
malβ‘
cows live off of like
malβ‘
grass
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then why is nature so cute, huh?
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Looook
Cosmo idk
boy have you heard of natural selection?
malβ‘
mmm protein
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you guys are mean :(
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Mmm vitamins
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If animals survive on plants so can we!
Apollo
What'd I miss
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Everyone here hates animals :(
Cosmo idk
no
Cosmo idk
we love animals
Cosmo idk
they;re tasty
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
not to eat!!!
United Kingdom UK
We dont hate animals
United Kingdom UK
They are part of our diet
Cosmo idk
then why have we evolved to be omnivores?
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I don't believe in evolution
Cosmo idk
why not?
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Because it sounds dumb :P
Cosmo idk
yeah ur a troll
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Fr
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hey!
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I thought people were allowed to have opinions
Cosmo idk
just because something sounds dumb doesn't mean it doesn't exist
malβ‘
you can its js hard af and not always good for you
Cosmo idk
yeah and I completely support that. And that's why debate is important
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Well it just sounds weird to think people came from monkeys
Cosmo idk
*apes
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that's not debate, that's being a butt :/
Cosmo idk
thanks, I guess?
Cosmo idk
why so?
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Because we're like wayyyyy cooler than monkeys
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And if that happened, why do monkeys still exist?
Cosmo idk
first of all, we didn't evolve from monkeys. we evolved from apes
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same thing!
Cosmo idk
no
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fine mr. smarty pants
Cosmo idk
are donkeys and horses the same thing?
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I don't wanna talk to someone who's just being a jerk
Cosmo idk
I'm not trying to be a jerk
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well you sound really rude
malβ‘
hes not being a jerk, hes js a very matter-of-fact person
Cosmo idk
I'm stating my side
United Kingdom UK
Hes not really being a jerk tbh
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well I think your side is dumb and I love animals
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
so I don't wanna talk about it anymore, please
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Does it really hurt you if I don't like meat?
Cosmo idk
how is my side dumb? I'm not insulting you. And I do also like animals.
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It's the taste more than anything
Cosmo idk
no. I'm just trying to understand why
Cosmo idk
alright then. I got no problem with that
Cosmo idk
it's a free country.
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thank you!
Cosmo idk
np
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what are you all up to? ^_^
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Nothing much
malβ‘
sitting in bed talking
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You?
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I just finished my strawberry soda!
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It was really gooddd
malβ‘
i have coffee
United Kingdom UK
I have water
malβ‘
ew
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ooooo
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ππ
malβ‘
ha
malβ‘
hahahaha
malβ‘
haha
Cosmo idk
um
malβ‘
hahahahhaa
malβ‘
hahaha
Cosmo idk
ur weird
malβ‘
thanks friend
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you guys are all weird lol
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Water is DELICIOUS
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Yes!
malβ‘
it tastes like
malβ‘
dirty air
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it's good for making lemonade!!
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Bro drinks the tap water from america
malβ‘
i dont drink tap water
malβ‘
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Tap water tastes funny
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I used to as a kid
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oh goodness π
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Yum
United Kingdom UK
I liked the taste back then
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See that's one thing I love about cows
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whipped cream!
malβ‘
now hes talkin bout wades cream
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Who's wade?
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You think im jake or sum?
malβ‘
no
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An old user
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who's jake π
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I feel like I'm missing so much
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AlternateSymthony
malβ‘
im talking to him rn
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ohhh
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Is he the one who said that weird thing about the cream?
malβ‘
i said the cream part
malβ‘
he said dunkin deeznuts
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ohhh
malβ‘
and i said in some cream
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that's weird...
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Oh
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Aaaaaannnnnyyyyyways.
malβ‘
i love mansplaining my jokes
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Lollll
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Crazy
United Kingdom UK
Why is my wje at like 4 fps
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I don't think a website can have fps...
malβ‘
π
United Kingdom UK
Damn my phone laggy like crazy
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Ohhhh
malβ‘
imagine not being on a super cool laptop
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Yessss!
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Oh speaking of laptops
United Kingdom UK
Imagine using a really uncool laptop
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Mine is gonna die soon, I should go charge it
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bye everyone!!! O/
United Kingdom UK
Bye!
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Nice meeting you all ^_^
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Likewise
malβ‘
that would be sad
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A sus laptop
malβ‘
pus laptop
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United Kingdom UK
Mmmmmmmm pus
Cosmo idk
bro that's exactly what I thought of
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When the impostor is laptop
malβ‘
π
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What the
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Twins fr
malβ‘
what the
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what the
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Rip
malβ‘
fr
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^^^
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I like pus
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Wyd
malβ‘
js sitting here
malβ‘
you?
malβ‘
mmm
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Same
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sy
malβ‘
niceee
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Twins fr
malβ‘
frfrfr
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Yep
malβ‘
ahuh
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Fr
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Ignore that btw
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I feel like this convo is going nowhere tbh
malβ‘
lmao
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I might aswell just sleep rn
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Beforo the construction work haunts my ears again
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Cya
malβ‘
real
malβ‘
gn
malβ‘
sleep good
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Ty