Hi everyone! I'm Isabelle (or Izzy!) ^_^
I've been showing my friends jokes from here for a lil while and I just saw this tab, can someone fill me in on what's going on here? :)
Hi everyone! I'm Isabelle (or Izzy!) ^_^
I've been showing my friends jokes from here for a lil while and I just saw this tab, can someone fill me in on what's going on here? :)
mal π
hi
Cosmo the Intern
honestly, not much happens at all
Cosmo the Intern
there isn't really any drama but ye
Cosmo the Intern
its chill
π° Dipshit π°
Alternate symphony is a pedo jsyk
mal π
π
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
hello!
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
well that's good!
mal π
hii
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
oh..
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I'll be on the lookout then π
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
helloooo
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I love your pfp!
mal π
tyyy
mal π
hes not actually
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is that like a common thing here?
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
I know some internet places can be weird like that...
mal π
no lmao
mal π
alt symphony isnt actually a pedo tho
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i'll take your word for it then π
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what are you guys up to? ^_^
mal π
hes my bf lmao
mal π
nothing, wbu
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Aw cuteeee!
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Just hangin' out :P
mal π
yess
mal π
nice
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it seems a li'l quiet here
mal π
yeah
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
I'm glad the people are nice tho, especially with how crazy some of the jokes are here lol
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
how long have you two been together?
mal π
like
mal π
a few weeks
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ooo fun fun
Yugi
Hi
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Hi!
Yugi
Kopesh
Yugi
Gunsword
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That looks silly lol
Yugi
Indeed
Yugi
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Ghost turtle!
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I love the turtle emoji so much lol it's my fav
π° Dipshit π°
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
what-
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I like the weezer pfp haha
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
that seems weird tho π
DaRapBoat
Sup RAPPERS, I canβt believe I got banned for being ANTI-NAZI
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
what π
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Maybe this place IS as weird as the jokes section
DaRapBoat
Well basically, our profile pics were inverted swastikas, but they thought we were ACTUAL NAZIS
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ohh
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
well I can see how someone might think that...
π° Dipshit π°
Dont listen
π° Dipshit π°
To him
mal π
thats what i called him lmao
mal π
uh sometimes
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why π
DaRapBoat
BUT THATβS EXACTLYWHAT HAPPENED
mal π
it was a joke cus hes 18 n im 17 lmao
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ohhhh
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well...doesn't that technically make him a pedophile? π
mal π
no lmao
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But...if he's an adult
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and you're a minor
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Isn't that the same thing?
Cosmo the Intern
no
mal π
pedophilia is technically for prepubescent children
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oh
mal π
if i remember correctly
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eww
mal π
not older teens
Cosmo the Intern
yeah
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Are most people here older than 18?
mal π
no
Cosmo the Intern
no
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oh
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well cool!
Cosmo the Intern
the average now is around 16
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Wdym now?
mal π
it was lower before
Cosmo the Intern
yeah
mal π
cus we were all younger
mal π
but its the same ppl as like 2 years ago so its gone up
Cosmo the Intern
yup
mal π
we all used to be around like 14/15 i think
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Oh wowww
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
That's really cool youre all here still!
Cosmo the Intern
somehow
mal π
lmao
mal π
i left for like almost a year
mal π
and so did some others
Cosmo the Intern
and my addiction to this site is still ripping my ass
mal π
and then we all kinda came back at the same time
mal π
it was weird
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π
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maybe it was destiny! ^_^
Cosmo the Intern
nah
mal π
lmao i think were all js dumb teens
mal π
the sites a lot more chill tho
Cosmo the Intern
yep
mal π
back in the day it gave half the ppl depression
mal π
(not actually)
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Oh man
Cosmo the Intern
(flashbacks to feb 2024)
mal π
(well sorta)
mal π
(wait what was then i dont remember dates)
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that's not that long ago π
Cosmo the Intern
eh, most of us were already very depressed
mal π
(uh thats almost 2 years ago)
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oh my goodness
Cosmo the Intern
bruh, it was the worst controversy I ever got tied into
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
you're right
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Time flies!
mal π
ohohoh frfrfr
mal π
i think that was pre-medication for me
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Aw that's kind of sad...
Cosmo the Intern
lol imagine getting medicated for depression
mal π
it mainly for anxiety
Cosmo the Intern
dang
mal π
cus it worsened my adhd
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Hey guys
mal π
so i didnt get any school done
mal π
cus i couldnt focus
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Hi hi!
mal π
hey king
Cosmo the Intern
what up
United Kingdom UK
Oh damn
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
that sounds difficult!
United Kingdom UK
Im good everyone hbu
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
I'm pretty good, thanks!
mal π
damn damn damn
United Kingdom UK
damn damn damn damn damn
Cosmo the Intern
dam
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beavers!
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π¦«
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I love animals lol
Cosmo the Intern
they're fun to eat
Cosmo the Intern
I agree
mal π
daaamn damn damn damn daaamn
United Kingdom UK
You cant really blame the mods though...
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WHAT
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
NO
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:(
Cosmo the Intern
they are tho...
United Kingdom UK
daaaammn damn damn damn damn damn daaaammn
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
but animals are so cuteeee
Cosmo the Intern
so what
mal π
daaamn daaaamn damn damn damn damn damn damn
mal π
uk this should be our new friendship call
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
so why eat them :(
mal π
help are you vegan
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Not really
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
I think I'm more vegetarian
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Semi vegan?
mal π
oop
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Oh
mal π
ok
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
I just don't like the taste of meat much
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
but milk and honey is good!
Cosmo the Intern
well, because we need the protein? Protein is a necessary supplement to be healthy. Animal protien. not soy protien
United Kingdom UK
True true
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
there's still protein in milk!
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
and other non-meat animal foods!
Cosmo the Intern
milk is mainly fats
Cosmo the Intern
and there are many other important nutrients found in animals that aren't found in plants
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
But isn't it like all the things a baby cow needs?
Cosmo the Intern
you gotta chill with your ethos. nature doesn't care about cuteness.
mal π
cows live off of like
mal π
grass
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
then why is nature so cute, huh?
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Looook
Cosmo the Intern
boy have you heard of natural selection?
mal π
mmm protein
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
you guys are mean :(
United Kingdom UK
Mmm vitamins
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
If animals survive on plants so can we!
Yugi
What'd I miss
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Everyone here hates animals :(
Cosmo the Intern
no
Cosmo the Intern
we love animals
Cosmo the Intern
they;re tasty
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
not to eat!!!
United Kingdom UK
We dont hate animals
United Kingdom UK
They are part of our diet
Cosmo the Intern
then why have we evolved to be omnivores?
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
I don't believe in evolution
Cosmo the Intern
why not?
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Because it sounds dumb :P
Cosmo the Intern
yeah ur a troll
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Fr
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hey!
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
I thought people were allowed to have opinions
Cosmo the Intern
just because something sounds dumb doesn't mean it doesn't exist
mal π
you can its js hard af and not always good for you
Cosmo the Intern
yeah and I completely support that. And that's why debate is important
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Well it just sounds weird to think people came from monkeys
Cosmo the Intern
*apes
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
that's not debate, that's being a butt :/
Cosmo the Intern
thanks, I guess?
Cosmo the Intern
why so?
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Because we're like wayyyyy cooler than monkeys
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
And if that happened, why do monkeys still exist?
Cosmo the Intern
first of all, we didn't evolve from monkeys. we evolved from apes
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
same thing!
Cosmo the Intern
no
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
fine mr. smarty pants
Cosmo the Intern
are donkeys and horses the same thing?
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
I don't wanna talk to someone who's just being a jerk
Cosmo the Intern
I'm not trying to be a jerk
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
well you sound really rude
mal π
hes not being a jerk, hes js a very matter-of-fact person
Cosmo the Intern
I'm stating my side
United Kingdom UK
Hes not really being a jerk tbh
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
well I think your side is dumb and I love animals
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
so I don't wanna talk about it anymore, please
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Does it really hurt you if I don't like meat?
Cosmo the Intern
how is my side dumb? I'm not insulting you. And I do also like animals.
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
It's the taste more than anything
Cosmo the Intern
no. I'm just trying to understand why
Cosmo the Intern
alright then. I got no problem with that
Cosmo the Intern
it's a free country.
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
thank you!
Cosmo the Intern
np
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
what are you all up to? ^_^
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Nothing much
mal π
sitting in bed talking
United Kingdom UK
You?
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
I just finished my strawberry soda!
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
It was really gooddd
mal π
i have coffee
United Kingdom UK
I have water
mal π
ew
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ooooo
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ππ
mal π
ha
mal π
hahahaha
mal π
haha
Cosmo the Intern
um
mal π
hahahahhaa
mal π
hahaha
Cosmo the Intern
ur weird
mal π
thanks friend
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
you guys are all weird lol
United Kingdom UK
Water is DELICIOUS
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Yes!
mal π
it tastes like
mal π
dirty air
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
it's good for making lemonade!!
United Kingdom UK
Bro drinks the tap water from america
mal π
i dont drink tap water
mal π
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Tap water tastes funny
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I used to as a kid
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oh goodness π
United Kingdom UK
Yum
United Kingdom UK
I liked the taste back then
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
See that's one thing I love about cows
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
whipped cream!
mal π
now hes talkin bout wades cream
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Who's wade?
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You think im jake or sum?
mal π
no
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An old user
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who's jake π
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
I feel like I'm missing so much
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AlternateSymthony
mal π
im talking to him rn
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
ohhh
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Is he the one who said that weird thing about the cream?
mal π
i said the cream part
mal π
he said dunkin deeznuts
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
ohhh
mal π
and i said in some cream
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
that's weird...
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Oh
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Aaaaaannnnnyyyyyways.
mal π
i love mansplaining my jokes
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Lollll
United Kingdom UK
Crazy
United Kingdom UK
Why is my wje at like 4 fps
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
I don't think a website can have fps...
mal π
π
United Kingdom UK
Damn my phone laggy like crazy
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Ohhhh
mal π
imagine not being on a super cool laptop
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Yessss!
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Oh speaking of laptops
United Kingdom UK
Imagine using a really uncool laptop
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Mine is gonna die soon, I should go charge it
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
bye everyone!!! O/
United Kingdom UK
Bye!
β₯ πΌππΆπ·ππππ β₯
Nice meeting you all ^_^
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Likewise
mal π
that would be sad
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A sus laptop
mal π
pus laptop
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United Kingdom UK
Mmmmmmmm pus
Cosmo the Intern
bro that's exactly what I thought of
United Kingdom UK
When the impostor is laptop
mal π
π
π° Dipshit π°
What the
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Twins fr
mal π
what the
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what the
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Rip
mal π
fr
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^^^
United Kingdom UK
I like pus
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Wyd
mal π
js sitting here
mal π
you?
mal π
mmm
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Same
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sy
mal π
niceee
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Twins fr
mal π
frfrfr
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Yep
mal π
ahuh
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Fr
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Ignore that btw
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I feel like this convo is going nowhere tbh
mal π
lmao
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I might aswell just sleep rn
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Beforo the construction work haunts my ears again
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Cya
mal π
real
mal π
gn
mal π
sleep good
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Ty