Hi everyone! I'm Isabelle (or Izzy!) ^_^
I've been showing my friends jokes from here for a lil while and I just saw this tab, can someone fill me in on what's going on here? :)
Hi everyone! I'm Isabelle (or Izzy!) ^_^
I've been showing my friends jokes from here for a lil while and I just saw this tab, can someone fill me in on what's going on here? :)
mal
hi
Cosmo the Intern
honestly, not much happens at all
Cosmo the Intern
there isn't really any drama but ye
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its chill
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Alternate symphony is a pedo jsyk
mal
π
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hello!
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well that's good!
mal
hii
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oh..
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I'll be on the lookout then π
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helloooo
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I love your pfp!
mal
tyyy
mal
hes not actually
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is that like a common thing here?
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I know some internet places can be weird like that...
mal
no lmao
mal
alt symphony isnt actually a pedo tho
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i'll take your word for it then π
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what are you guys up to? ^_^
mal
hes my bf lmao
mal
nothing, wbu
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Aw cuteeee!
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Just hangin' out :P
mal
yess
mal
nice
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it seems a li'l quiet here
mal
yeah
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I'm glad the people are nice tho, especially with how crazy some of the jokes are here lol
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how long have you two been together?
mal
like
mal
a few weeks
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ooo fun fun
Yugi
Hi
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Hi!
Yugi
Kopesh
Yugi
Gunsword
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That looks silly lol
Yugi
Indeed
Yugi
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Ghost turtle!
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I love the turtle emoji so much lol it's my fav
π° Dipshit π°
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what-
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I like the weezer pfp haha
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that seems weird tho π
DaRapBoat
Sup RAPPERS, I canβt believe I got banned for being ANTI-NAZI
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what π
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Maybe this place IS as weird as the jokes section
DaRapBoat
Well basically, our profile pics were inverted swastikas, but they thought we were ACTUAL NAZIS
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ohh
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well I can see how someone might think that...
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Dont listen
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To him
mal
thats what i called him lmao
mal
uh sometimes
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why π
DaRapBoat
BUT THATβS EXACTLYWHAT HAPPENED
mal
it was a joke cus hes 18 n im 17 lmao
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ohhhh
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well...doesn't that technically make him a pedophile? π
mal
no lmao
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But...if he's an adult
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and you're a minor
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Isn't that the same thing?
Cosmo the Intern
no
mal
pedophilia is technically for prepubescent children
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oh
mal
if i remember correctly
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eww
mal
not older teens
Cosmo the Intern
yeah
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Are most people here older than 18?
mal
no
Cosmo the Intern
no
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oh
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well cool!
Cosmo the Intern
the average now is around 16
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Wdym now?
mal
it was lower before
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yeah
mal
cus we were all younger
mal
but its the same ppl as like 2 years ago so its gone up
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yup
mal
we all used to be around like 14/15 i think
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Oh wowww
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That's really cool youre all here still!
Cosmo the Intern
somehow
mal
lmao
mal
i left for like almost a year
mal
and so did some others
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and my addiction to this site is still ripping my ass
mal
and then we all kinda came back at the same time
mal
it was weird
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π
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maybe it was destiny! ^_^
Cosmo the Intern
nah
mal
lmao i think were all js dumb teens
mal
the sites a lot more chill tho
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yep
mal
back in the day it gave half the ppl depression
mal
(not actually)
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Oh man
Cosmo the Intern
(flashbacks to feb 2024)
mal
(well sorta)
mal
(wait what was then i dont remember dates)
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that's not that long ago π
Cosmo the Intern
eh, most of us were already very depressed
mal
(uh thats almost 2 years ago)
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oh my goodness
Cosmo the Intern
bruh, it was the worst controversy I ever got tied into
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you're right
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Time flies!
mal
ohohoh frfrfr
mal
i think that was pre-medication for me
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Aw that's kind of sad...
Cosmo the Intern
lol imagine getting medicated for depression
mal
it mainly for anxiety
Cosmo the Intern
dang
mal
cus it worsened my adhd
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Hey guys
mal
so i didnt get any school done
mal
cus i couldnt focus
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Hi hi!
mal
hey king
Cosmo the Intern
what up
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Oh damn
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that sounds difficult!
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Im good everyone hbu
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I'm pretty good, thanks!
mal
damn damn damn
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damn damn damn damn damn
Cosmo the Intern
dam
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beavers!
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π¦«
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I love animals lol
Cosmo the Intern
they're fun to eat
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I agree
mal
daaamn damn damn damn daaamn
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You cant really blame the mods though...
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WHAT
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NO
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:(
Cosmo the Intern
they are tho...
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daaaammn damn damn damn damn damn daaaammn
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but animals are so cuteeee
Cosmo the Intern
so what
mal
daaamn daaaamn damn damn damn damn damn damn
mal
uk this should be our new friendship call
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so why eat them :(
mal
help are you vegan
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Not really
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I think I'm more vegetarian
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Semi vegan?
mal
oop
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Oh
mal
ok
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I just don't like the taste of meat much
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but milk and honey is good!
Cosmo the Intern
well, because we need the protein? Protein is a necessary supplement to be healthy. Animal protien. not soy protien
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True true
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there's still protein in milk!
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and other non-meat animal foods!
Cosmo the Intern
milk is mainly fats
Cosmo the Intern
and there are many other important nutrients found in animals that aren't found in plants
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But isn't it like all the things a baby cow needs?
Cosmo the Intern
you gotta chill with your ethos. nature doesn't care about cuteness.
mal
cows live off of like
mal
grass
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then why is nature so cute, huh?
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Looook
Cosmo the Intern
boy have you heard of natural selection?
mal
mmm protein
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you guys are mean :(
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Mmm vitamins
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If animals survive on plants so can we!
Yugi
What'd I miss
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Everyone here hates animals :(
Cosmo the Intern
no
Cosmo the Intern
we love animals
Cosmo the Intern
they;re tasty
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not to eat!!!
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We dont hate animals
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They are part of our diet
Cosmo the Intern
then why have we evolved to be omnivores?
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I don't believe in evolution
Cosmo the Intern
why not?
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Because it sounds dumb :P
Cosmo the Intern
yeah ur a troll
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Fr
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hey!
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I thought people were allowed to have opinions
Cosmo the Intern
just because something sounds dumb doesn't mean it doesn't exist
mal
you can its js hard af and not always good for you
Cosmo the Intern
yeah and I completely support that. And that's why debate is important
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Well it just sounds weird to think people came from monkeys
Cosmo the Intern
*apes
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that's not debate, that's being a butt :/
Cosmo the Intern
thanks, I guess?
Cosmo the Intern
why so?
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Because we're like wayyyyy cooler than monkeys
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And if that happened, why do monkeys still exist?
Cosmo the Intern
first of all, we didn't evolve from monkeys. we evolved from apes
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same thing!
Cosmo the Intern
no
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fine mr. smarty pants
Cosmo the Intern
are donkeys and horses the same thing?
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I don't wanna talk to someone who's just being a jerk
Cosmo the Intern
I'm not trying to be a jerk
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well you sound really rude
mal
hes not being a jerk, hes js a very matter-of-fact person
Cosmo the Intern
I'm stating my side
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Hes not really being a jerk tbh
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well I think your side is dumb and I love animals
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so I don't wanna talk about it anymore, please
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Does it really hurt you if I don't like meat?
Cosmo the Intern
how is my side dumb? I'm not insulting you. And I do also like animals.
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It's the taste more than anything
Cosmo the Intern
no. I'm just trying to understand why
Cosmo the Intern
alright then. I got no problem with that
Cosmo the Intern
it's a free country.
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thank you!
Cosmo the Intern
np
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what are you all up to? ^_^
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Nothing much
mal
sitting in bed talking
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You?
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I just finished my strawberry soda!
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It was really gooddd
mal
i have coffee
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I have water
mal
ew
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ooooo
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ππ
mal
ha
mal
hahahaha
mal
haha
Cosmo the Intern
um
mal
hahahahhaa
mal
hahaha
Cosmo the Intern
ur weird
mal
thanks friend
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you guys are all weird lol
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Water is DELICIOUS
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Yes!
mal
it tastes like
mal
dirty air
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it's good for making lemonade!!
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Bro drinks the tap water from america
mal
i dont drink tap water
mal
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Tap water tastes funny
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I used to as a kid
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oh goodness π
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Yum
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I liked the taste back then
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See that's one thing I love about cows
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whipped cream!
mal
now hes talkin bout wades cream
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Who's wade?
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You think im jake or sum?
mal
no
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An old user
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who's jake π
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I feel like I'm missing so much
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AlternateSymthony
mal
im talking to him rn
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ohhh
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Is he the one who said that weird thing about the cream?
mal
i said the cream part
mal
he said dunkin deeznuts
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ohhh
mal
and i said in some cream
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that's weird...
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Oh
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Aaaaaannnnnyyyyyways.
mal
i love mansplaining my jokes
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Lollll
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Crazy
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Why is my wje at like 4 fps
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I don't think a website can have fps...
mal
π
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Damn my phone laggy like crazy
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Ohhhh
mal
imagine not being on a super cool laptop
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Yessss!
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Oh speaking of laptops
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Imagine using a really uncool laptop
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Mine is gonna die soon, I should go charge it
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bye everyone!!! O/
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Bye!
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Nice meeting you all ^_^
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Likewise
mal
that would be sad
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A sus laptop
mal
pus laptop
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Mmmmmmmm pus
Cosmo the Intern
bro that's exactly what I thought of
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When the impostor is laptop
mal
π
π° Dipshit π°
What the
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Twins fr
mal
what the
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what the
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Rip
mal
fr
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^^^
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I like pus
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Wyd
mal
js sitting here
mal
you?
mal
mmm
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Same
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sy
mal
niceee
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Twins fr
mal
frfrfr
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Yep
mal
ahuh
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Fr
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Ignore that btw
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I feel like this convo is going nowhere tbh
mal
lmao
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I might aswell just sleep rn
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Beforo the construction work haunts my ears again
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Cya
mal
real
mal
gn
mal
sleep good
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Ty