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fax bruv

bubble gum is such a W, it helps strengthen ur jaw and make you mew better

mewing is crazy

look at donald's jaw after mewing with bubble gum

Shut up opal

Uhhh by the way u act no u aint

go struggle with ur ADHD somewhere else

Fr

girl

blud is assuming genders in 2024

Fr

How’s life been feet????

very sussy baka

u?

Nice same

cover me in mustard and call me a weenie, but i tink skibidi toilet is rizz

Fr

I met a beta ligma gigachad in Ohio today, he was hitting the Patrick Bateman griddy while singing "Is that the freddy fazbear har har har", I as a smurf cat for sure had to join his gyatty rizz griddy, I sang "Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes" while hitting the Ohioan style griddy, that beta ligma gigachad was not liking it and buckled my shoes, today is the homophobic anti-furry doom slayer day (AKA the sigma alpha male day because it's based 🗿), didn't expect to be buckled on the based day, today left me broken. But then suddenly John Pork called me on my phone, my Andrew Tate theme song ringtone was so loud that I had to scream "AMONG US" 69420 times to cover up the sound, sadly the noise is too loud, Ice Spice and Walter White quitted rizzing each other and called Grimace. Grimace told me "There's nothing I can do", I became Napoleon and hit him back with the "Ambatukam" superpower, I jerked off to the TV Woman from Ohio Skibidi Toilet, whole room flooded with my kingdom come. That Gigachad who hit me actually hates women ☕, girls? He wanna see men, so why he appreciated my beta cum and decided to forgive me. I didn't hesitate, I kissed him and rizzed him in the ObamnaSODAAAA way, we are now a gay couple, but no, I'm still homophobic because I'm a ligma sigma beta alpha omega male who's based. Now you, the gyatty guy who's reading this story right now, go back to the field or I'll call Austrian Painter 👴🏻, you stupid nerdy 0% gyatt, my respect to you 📉📉📉

Ikr

babajee

dis convo geting very dry

we need more ppls

EXCEPT OPAL

Yea

EXCEPT opal

feetlust, ik you dont like me but were both weird

NOOOOO

He’s weird

Ur crazy

nuh uh

I NOT WEIRD

how am I weird

hes obsessed with feet, erm weirddd

Yea huh

your also "not za gay:

Says u

stfu, u made a post thinking everybody one WJE has a crush on u

on*

and you say penis as hello and vagina as goodbye?????

also dat was a joke

huh?

And???? Ur not the one to say that he’s weird

oki, me go sleep sleep, bye bye goofies

bye bye

Kk gn feet

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Hi

Hello

Hellooo

Hello

hi

Leo

Where’s Jake I might have found his YouTube

what

There’s a WEEZER dude

Love the pfp

Send it

i havent found yours yet i might sub tho

ty

i wanna start a youtube channel but its hard to start up yk

I have like 3 YouTube channels, no videos, and a collective sum of >50 subs

dam

That’s not bad

I Remember when I had 50 subs it’s so rewarding

i have none, idk what to post about

I haven’t posted a single video idk where all mine came from

Lmao they all me

LEOOOOOOOOOOO

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAi

You ok??

yes

i am like that when its my friend

chex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh gotcha

HAIII HOW YA BEEN

IM GOOD HBU

BETTER THAN THE BETTER BEFOREE

YAYYYY

OUHGSAOUGVOYAUGSVWIYVAOSUVYGAVYISBUOGAYIVGSVHIACUG AHVISCUG JASHVIYCUAGSHVIYASUCTGJHVIASYTUCGAJHVIYSUCGJ H

IM ACUTALLy

SO

IN LOVE

LIEK

OUEHSIPDKHNAPIBA OKJLBAuljb saojl

omg

this dude asked me out after school and then i said yes so were kinda dating now? hes sus tho

USSSSSSS FOR NOW JAKE IABSAUHSOUAGBSOU

UGHIGHUIG

why sus

BE CAREFUL

HOW OLD LEO

MADI ISTG HES HANDSOME I SWEAR

HOW OLD

OKAY OKAY

CHEXY

WHAT

HOW OLD BRO.

oh

uh

hehe

..

CHEXY

WHAT

HOW OLD

he takes forever to text back, he talks about his ex, etc.

UVHSUIHG

uhh

CHECKERS WECKERSSS

"79"

RED FLAGS RED FLAGS

my age...

bro then no

WHICH I-

NO

HES YOUNGER?

real hes liek super clingy tho idk how to break up w him

15?

lets break up"

he turned 16 yesterday...

its that easy

Tell him you’re gay

tell him u have a dick

MADI

OH LORD HAVE MERCY

Say you had the surgery yesterday

ummmm???

WHAT GOD

GUESS

DMs NOW

YOUVE BEEN A HOE

NO

AYO

We need to talk

SUS

Actually

"we need to talk"

fine

SEE MADI THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES LMAO

but i made the decision

to speak

Unless you want me to argue with you on here publicly

AND IMA SOUND LIKE A SEAGULL BITCH

dam

YOU HOE!

FUCK I DO?

hes 19 mad

BITCH WHAT ARE YOU ARGUING ABOUT

Becuse it’s actually not cool what you did

WHAT DID I DOOOO

P-p-p-pedophilia

wait what happened?

FINE

Jake I’m being so fr rn I’ll tell you in a min

NOOOO OUR AGE HAP ISNT THAT BIG

“I’m being so fr rn” WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE EMILY LMAO

oh ok just be careful

HYDAFIUHFI

actually true 16 and 19 works

BETTER IF YALL HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER LONGER THOUGH

HES ACTUALLY SO GENTLE,SWEET,PROTECTIVE,CARING,KIND,UNDERSTANDING,HOT,CUTE,CLINGY

my english teacher is a big pedophile apparently

FUNNY

SAME VIBES

LIKE UHG)UIEWDBHOUWBGEDCUOUOWDCBVWEDVBC

HES HELLA FINE

HIS EYES

HIS HAIR

HIS BROWS

HIS LIPS

IM

IM OBSESSED

HE STAYED UP LATE FOR ME EARLIER

chex wtffffff

TO CALL

KYS GOD

U FUCKING HOE

AND HES ALSO OBSESSED WITH ME

LIEKJOUDLJBUOSJN

HIS VOICE HIS FUCKING VOICE

💀

AND HIS HANDS

chex your a lil *too* obsessed

CHEXY DONT GET MURDERED

what about them

HES ALSO JEALOUS

MADI LIKES MY VOICE AND HANDS

what about it

RIGHT MADI

HIS HANDS ARE SLENDER AND VEINY

I SAW IT EARLIER

AND HIS VOICE IS SO HOT

Nah u a bitch for what you did

Like actually

WHY DOES UR HAND LOOKS LIKE U JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF

omg :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

NO WHAT

HAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

CHEXY NO 😭

my hands are average tbh

ITS SO RED

BTW THIS IS HIS EYES

Who are you going on about rn

ITS THE LIGHTING

AND THEYRE DRY

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA LOLLL

U NEED MADIS LOTION;)

WHERES MY JAKE

...

dont touch my fuckin lotion

hes cute chex

HIS TIRED EYES LOOKS SO HOT POWSUALHDGBWBVDOSUGVDWOSUGVBEOUDWSGVBUOWDSIYDSVGUOWYDVSUOVYWIDKSGYWIDSUGOWVYDIHUWY

DO U KNOW

Jake we gotta issue with ur gf btw

HOW FUCKIN EXPENSIVE

god

stfu

god we all got problems tbh

NOT UR KIND OF LOTION MADI I WAS TALKING ABT SOMETHING ELSE

LIKE LITTERALLY STFU

IM NOT EVEN FUCKIN JOKING WITH YOU RN MY GUY

I HAVE A PIC OF HIM 3 YEARS AGO

LIKE TF

HE DOESNT TAKE PICUTRES MUCH BUT HES NOT A CATFISH ISTG

IM SORRY WHAT?

HE ALR FUCKIN KNOWS GOD

HES WAY HOTTER ON CAM

YOU HEARD ME

READ MA

FUCKING

LIPS

chexxxyyyyy your obsessed

" SHUT THE FUCK UP"

I KNOW

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

I GAVE HIM ALL OF MY PASSWORDS

ON SOCIALS

omg

WE ALL KNOW JAKE LOVES CHICKY

CHEXY YOU NEED TO CHILL

A LITTLE BIT

TO MAKE HIM KNOW THAT THERES NO SUCH THING AS ANOTHER GUY

LOWKEY GIVING YANDERE VIBES

CHICKY?

realll

BITCH?

YKW YKW

LEMME SEE

UR FUCKIN UGLY ASS

MOP HEAD

HAUH

WHAT HAPEPND

YOU NEEDA FUCKIN HAIRBRUSH

and who r u god

IS WHAT U NEED GOD

GOD UWU

WHAT IS HAPPENEING

no when i saw her her hair was normal tbh

Lmao

GOD IS A HER???

my hair is frizzy cuz i died it blonde

whos chicky

I THOUGHT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU CHEX

HAUH

NO WAIT HUH

WHAT

im as confused as you are

Yes

actualy?

NO LIKE HAUH WYM

No im a dude I have a dick

NOOOOOO MADI WAS TALKING ABT GOD

i thought so

AND ALSO

AHHH WHAT

look how many screenshots of our convo i got

omggogogogomg

do yall live close to each other yall should meet up

Pics or it didn’t happen

MMMM

highly doubt that gos

god*

you give off

im a trans women to man

Ik I do

yeah you do

how funny

Quoting this

no he lives uhh in kurdistan

I’m actually a duck

thats cool

hes from iraq

nice

HELP IS MOM IS A MILF

WUT

YES BRO

SHES SO HOT

HUH

MILF

WAOAH WOAH WOAH CHLLL WHAT

MILFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

hkjdhskfhkhksha WHAT

THEY ARE ALL HOT WTF

HIS SISTER

OLDER BROTHER

Wait who’s

HIS LIL SIS IS 9 BUT SHES SO BEAUTIFUK

ESPECIALLY THEIR MOM

💀

yall would think my brother is hot tbh

havent seen his dad yet

NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN

ISTG NO

umm okay

where

drop it

ill rate it

i have NO photos of him ong

then hes ugly

HAHAHHA

he refuses to let me take photos of him

Chex rate

hes ugly to me but my friend think differently, haha

AYE WTF

idk lmao

she looks good enough for me to sell on dark web so that i could get money so that i could come and meet my future husband

money

I’m leaving

damn

even god is scared that he created such human like me

same wtf?????????????

id kill someone for him if he asks me to😋

bro real

YANDERE

YANDEREEEEEE

there was like a yandere ish case in japan

jake

how come

You need to spend less time around emily

THERES MY BABY <333

BUT BRO MY BF IS SUCH A GREEN FLAG

I don’t talk much to her

HE DELETED ALL OF HIS SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS JUST TO TALK TO ME

Imma say it again ;)

I spend more time around my bro Matt

all my social media accounts are private

i dont have one anymore i got no phone

damn how come???

BRO I SAID HOW COME

no one on here owns a phone smh

didnt i already told yall the reason before?

How c o m e

no....

h o w

c u m

c a n

y o u

I do

b e

s o

s u r e

I’m on my phone rn