New

DUN

Welp

DUN DUN DUN DUN

I'm bored

DUN DUN DUN DUN

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUDN DUND UDUDND

Hr yall

DUN DUN DUN

Opal got cucked again lol

balls

.

Deserved tbh

Ong opal look like man ong

HISTORY SHOWS AGAIN AND AGAIN HOW NATURE POINTS OUT THE FOLLY OF MAAAN

GODZILLA

wwhat does sucked mean

HAPPY AND MADLY IN LOVE

ballzack

HISTORY SHOWS AGAIN AND AGAIN HOW NATURE POINTS OUT THE FOLLY OF MAAAN

Sayin I'm ugly 💀 atleast I look like my gender frfr

GODZILLA

“HELP ITS 1 AM I CAN’T SLEEP” Hope she dies of vitamin deficiency

omg congratsststst

o

No spamming please.

im not spamming

i hope u die in your sleep tonight bitch

Not online right?

the lyrics repeat that paet

hehe

:))

Look reposting sum in the same fashion

damn

I won’t but keep punching sand

😭😭

JEJHHHEOUHDUEBGOUDBGEDBOVYEVOUDWVUOD

NOW THE DAY BLEEDS INTO NIGHTFALL

I eat sand :3333

Goddamn it another Fucking online dater

NO FLAPPY STFF IGEDIUPBWVIYCb

WHEN UR NOT HERE

yes

sure, *punches sand* oww, my hand hurts

Can you people just go outside and save yourselves years of pain

TO GET ME THRU IT ALL , I LET MAH GAURD DOWN

WHO IS IT CHEX

its dark

Rip ong how tf I remember tht shit

i go outside and im happy and mentally better than how ur spending ur time in here

IDK

My nigga your opinion is worthless I mean even your mother probably rejected you

You’re better off staying indoors

fr

Keep the children safe

i love going outside

YOU SAID A NO NO WORD !!!!!!!!!!

My mother loves me <3 <3 <3

ME TOO

what a great hobby

but i got no money

unironically its so cool

so instead

NO NO WORD

Bro i love catching Crayfish

i walk or ride my bike all over the town

lucky

Clearly you ain’t because you online date

I luv Crayfish

1. Hello yall I would like to introduce myself to yall today. I'm I'm with stupid AKA IWS or mainly Ethan. 2. Sorry we got off on a bad note how are you guys today.

Hiii IWS

oh dam

im good ethan wbu

its better than spending hate on the internet bc u cant get someone to love you with ur balls dangling on the floor like a wheel

Meh , decent

Could be better

lolll

If u replace the w is IWS w a B u get Irritated Bowel Syndrome which Jdsjds clearly suffers from

dam

mt arms hurt

spreading**

I’m not hating I’m just having fun guiding autists like you through your unfortunate personalities

HELP ITS NOT EVEN 10:45 IM CEYING

Seems like you don’t though since you respond so emotionally

DAMN SRY I BLEW YOU OFF I WAS EATING LUNCH W MICROSOFT

Tough

then im also having fun

No, respectfully , I don't need be called tht. Can u pls delete

Oh based

talking to you like this

BAIHBAIUAHUOHA

Based

same :D

😎

us bro

im walking sex petal to the metal w the discotech

dam

unstoppable

me n u fr

PEDAL retard

.

YES OMG

What the fuck is a petal to the metal gonna do

Decorate the accelerator?

.

Weenor

my english isnt scholar level bbitch

> > > > > > >> > >

tf how am i a gorilla

I wanna chew on smthn

Do you drag your knuckles when you walk too?

and how am i a retard? i got straight as

I DO THAT SOMETIMES

ITS FUN

GET THAT BANANA OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND ANSWER ME.

KINDA

Rip

no *eats banana*

yummy

I LOVE BANANAS ]

o

lollll

IM AYESHA BITCH

Yappatrons ong like all u ppls

OOH OOH AHH AHH

WJE is so fun without Gayke.

TO ANSWER UR QUESTION LEO

hes not from here

ohhh ok

not on this site

noice :D

hes older than me

awww

long hair

beautiful big eyes

AWWWWWWWWW

with long lashes

IWS should be the only mod TBH

perfect nose

and lips

i hate bananas.

GOSH OUCBEWOUDBCIHYWBDCILYWHBVDCIYKHVDWIYHKVBEWDCIKHLVBWEDAIHCKL

theres this cute guy in my english class and were besties so i might ask him out :D

He’s not a retard like Gayke

i always get s stomach ache

GOOOOOOO

BASED

YES

SOPLOOSH WHERED U GO

ok bye

Ong u should cuz he won't do it. We don't trust women we don't ask anymore due to the issues with them.

bye bye flappy

Bananas are fucking disgusting also you look like you’re sucking a cock when you eat them and they ruin your breath

ok

They’re also rotten 90% of their life

i can put a whole banana on my mouth

o

SORRY LOL

“N-no u” Seethe in rage

Alr this is finna sound gay.....

okay...

This was 6th grade year me

Then don’t say it

Oh no

do ittttt

Alr fine ig lmao

do it

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bro wants fap material

wait how old r yall

Lmao

LFMOA

.

16

15 wbu

I'm 24!

im 13

I ment 14

TINY

LIL BABIES

ALL OF YALL

nah tbh im 16

Bro splash how tall is u frfr

omg i thought u were like my age

BAHAHHAHAHAHA NAHHH

WHOS THE SHORTEST HERE

im 5 11

You and Ethan are younger yet significantly smarter than these 2 kids wtf

mabye 6 foot by now :c

im 5'3

im 16

im 161.1

i knew it

Well I'm 5'8 taller than a decent amount of ppls here

Oh

im fall in our uhh

country

Tf is tht weight? No offense

for me

no

but either way im chubby and tryna change that

chex your shorter than me lol

cus im doing mentally better

SHUSH

You’re gonna grow taller probably

im the tallest in our class

uh 3rd

same idk why this website made it better

tallest

I was like 5’7 at 13 and now I’m 6’2

woahh

mind if u put some inches in me?

DAMN YOUR WHOLE CLASS IS SHORT

AHUSHUAOHSOSOUAHoas

Actually true dad is 6 foot 4 and mom 8s 5 foot 8 but tallest in her side of family

Uhhhh no

I L L E G A L

not that way LMFAOOO

im 161 inches so

im short

i dont tower over anyone

Feet*

Fucking Colossus over here

i mean cm sorry

WYM UR TALLER THAN ME

were the same

im 161.1

im 161.5

oh

teehee

Chexy stfu and dk not ever reply like that again.

WTF IS A KILOMETER

Ong

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

🦅

MY PRONOUNS ARE U/S/A

that is not what i meant

Europeans take Big American Cock or as I call it

Big Mac

ok i got it :D

jk

its ur fault for thinking that way lol

not mine

What did u mean like that then lad.

were all weird here dont be ashamed

put some inches

give inches?

It said if exactly

She meant literal temperature

Ur dad is...

Your dad is burning to death rn

OHHH that one

So sorry…

my dad left my family :D

i forgot i said that

alr sorry

i thought the other one

My dad is in jail locked up.

oh damn

i love my dad

Help him break out

i havent talked to my dad in 11 years

I mean what he did probably wasn’t that bad anyway

Wish I could idkxwhere he is rn

...

damn lol

Well?

qhat did he do

idk the whole inncident or story

What is he in for

what story?

I mean we MURICANS get locked up for fucking Jaywalking

He’s probably even innocnet

https://www.fox21news.com/news/crime/suspect-illegally-possessing-firearms-arrested-in-colorado-springs/

nyaaa ichi ni san nyaa arigatouuu

:D

_NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fuck that song

My mom is Mexican dad is german

nice

i remembered i used to do thst with my voice

lolllll

Not that bad

Weh

He deserves to be free

Did u read the fucikn article dude

florida man???????

#mybiologicaldaddy:/

Guns are based

bombs too

HE WAS ARRESTED BEFORE THO

um

also Im white :3

i like bombs

:3

Robbery is based

REAL

killing is better

Fuck rich pigs

same🗣

Ethan your dad is based

Yep

LETS NUKE SAN FRANSISCO!!!!

How longs he in for

lets nuke the world

wait why was ur dad arrested

You mean Hiroshima and Nagasaki and fucking California cuz fht shir gone

Read article dummy

https://www.fox21news.com/news/crime/suspect-illegally-possessing-firearms-arrested-in-colorado-springs/

OH THATS YOUR DAD?

Kek she can’t read 4 words at a time

oh shit

Goldfish attention span

thats tough im sorry

its blocked for me

I GOT STRAIGHT AS DUMBASS

Rip chezy

real

He’s too badass for your tiny brain to comprehend lmao

Means jack shit

MURICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM IS A FUCKIN JOKE

eyyy my education system is based

Texas school system is fucked up.

Fuckin hate texas

Oh that’s right you’re a chink kek even worse

i go to school to sleep

Wanna go back fo California. I'm finna be one based

Very based

I STUDY FOR 15 HOURS

Man

EVERY DAY

Nerd

NOT MY FAULT

BLAME MY SCHOOL SYSTEM

School desks are comfortable

fax

heard california is expensive to live in

That fake laminated cold wood

for reall

Real comfy pillow

If you’re on enough weed

real

i snort ppls ashes

Which they’ll never find because they’re retards

i wish

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

LEO THERES A SITE I WANNA LET U KNOW

dljwkjsadsk

its pretty cool

Probably thinking about donuts

OK SURE WHAT IS IT

Fat retarded fuck

we can watch yt vids,listen to music and play idk mini games and decorate rooms together then call

its pretty cool for me

im on there always to talk with my friends and bf

Yall yk what dragon hand puppets are?

noice whats it called

And that police officer was specifically appointed FOR the school

yes

ill send it on uwu

Clearly he doesn’t get paid enough

I’m gonna say one thing

lo what

If you have kids in America

wait message me on uwu

You are a child abuser

And you are subjecting your kid to a childhood of agony

arent u american dumbass

nuh uh

Yes but I won’t have kids here

EUROPE BABY

damn

idk where ill be as an adult

Hopefully if you leave China you can oxygenate your brain a bit more

my parents want me to go to SNU and be a professor of some sort

That pollution has got you fucked uo

IHABSUOHAUSHAUHSUOAHSOUAHSUA OMFG

im not chinese

Up*

that was funny sorry

ur good

"oxygenate" is wildddd

Cheryl u talking to me?

whos cheryl

I’m not joking pollution actually kills braincells

I wasn’t making a cruel joke

ok but did i ask?

For once

lollll

Well now I will because you’re an asshole

whos cheryl

Fuck you

Inhale my ebola

tf is an ebola?

AYE LEO COME ON UWU

i cant rn

its a virus

OHH OEKOEKOEK

im on my computer it only works on my phone

“Tf is this tf is that”

Read a fucking book.

w native language rizz

i have unspoken rizz

It’s unspoken because there is none to speak of

you SHOULD be talking bruh

i have unspoken rizz!

You don’t even understand the “insult” you just tried to use

Just give up…

im not trying to be "cool"

Never said you were..

a

a

b

c

d

Chex mix or whatever the fuck airport food you’re named after

me and mi is mor than 100 miles

You can deal with this schizo

Ok bye

BYE BYE BITCH NO ONE WILL MISS YOU :DDDDDDDDD

BAHBSHASIHABSI i love how u used chex mix

chex mix

xehc

2 people used to call me that

damn

how did the name chex come to be tho

my ex made a typo

of chez

cheese

im not a leo, but for some reason thats my name

but chez is like the shorter version of cheese

then one day he made a mistake

chez yummy

"chex"

oh damn nice origin

ikr mine is js a ripoff of my friends basically LMAO

lollll

hi flapy

wsg

what is up

hru

my name before used to be "chex mylicks" on bored panda

then the more people i talk to

ohhh nice

hey started making nicknames

Walppp

im not from bored panda

someone told me about this site on discord so i joined it

I joined this site when me and my friend were lookin up offensive jokes

oh damn

And we found this

i joined bc of amy

whos your friend?

like ME

hehehe

i have a lot of friend

i think opal is irl friends with perc

the bp girl?

Oooh whats ur discord :3

my fav nickname is chickydickychexy

i used that for 2 months

till now its still my favorite

ill tell u later

everyone js calls me leo

leo what timws it for you

on UwU?

i think so

4 pm

i asked u before n u told me to call u leo