Ms. Paint Request

Paint the cock red

red icing on my cupcakes

white icing on my cupcake..

“icing”

Sticky creamy icing

Solid state drive-by on your whole crew Wi-Five Guys, gettin' bagged at a drive-thru Sandy, you a nut slut, plus, you a hoe too I know you gettin' balls dragged on you like Goku Don't get me started on that Krab He the father of the year to that tubby little slag, Pearl I let my husband fuck you as a joke Shit, I would say, "Kill yourself", but you'd probably break the rope, bitch Yeah, let's talk about the Sponge too How the fuck a fully grown man doin' kung-fu? (Hi-yah) Plus I heard around the clam Him and Squiddy hit the can, and he showed him what that tongue do

sick song

Fr tho

You heard from Chex?

No i haven't yet, today was supposed to be the day she comes back from her trip.

She also blocked me before she left on facebook

She just like disappeared like she's a dust.

Didn’t you hear?

She’s killing herself on her birthday.

I heard it,She's been telling amor that since 2 years ago?

Me and amor didn't think she will do it because Chex always seemed so happy.

She was loud,smiling all he time during her friend's calls

She was that kind of person who's really expressive about how she feels. But we didn't know she was going to do it this time.

Have you heard of her?

I'm really worried about her.

Wade are you one?

Who are you?

I am too

She left this site a few days ago

I am the one, the chosen one

Have you tried emailing her?

She did always seem so happy so I was shocked, but evryone else like Any already knew and saw “the signs”

What signs?

She didn’t even respond to a text, also she uses someone else’s email

I dunno, maybe her complaints about life? Not sure tho.

Have you tried emailing the email she's using?

Jake said not to worry so much cause we’re not sure, but I still do.

That’s a friend’s account she doesn’t respond to it

Chex is that kind of person who does her promises

So i'm really worried.

Try emailing it. Maybe the owner will try to reach out to her

Yea..

I also tried, but she didn't respond

I don’t have her email

Aw dang

her friends was on her page

I'll get it

Are you also her friend?

Yea this has been a few days..

What page?

bp]

U doing the BP troll thing on main today?

Not n my main, but yeah

Try making it clear, the owner doesn't know she did it

Alr same

Oh

Do you have contact with the owner?

She didn't even tell anyone other than you guys.

She wanted to go quietly

No because it's her ex.

We thought it was a cry for help..

I came here because she wasn't on facebook

She just disappeared

Yea she did

she told me about this site so thats why im here

She left a message in her bio here, posted soemthing on BP, and dipped

I’m supposed to be her best online friend or whatever and she didn’t tell me shit.

I’m surprised she didn’t tell u or anything, since she mentions you on Facebook a lot

Toast? Pandasel?(did I spell that right?)

Yeah

DP are you gonna troll as well?

Yep

bruh

Amy u should too

Just make an alt

nah i’m good

Alr suit yourself

Then just don’t get on there and stop us then

I'm going back to my roots

R u making an alt but naming yourself Toast still?

"Hey Pandas, What’s Something People Don’t Understand About Your Gender Identity?"

YES

It's called "BP World Record"

Then blow it up

Alr

I’ll use one of other alts since the Stairs one has 200 downvotes already

link your accounts

yo guys my art teacher is fucking amazing

No ur just gonna downvote and report us

https://www.boredpanda.com/author/bprecord/

Daang nice bro

I was like hardcore failing her class and I went to do an assignment and she's like nah man imma just excuse you

nice

Damn

That’s sick

and then I showed her two crappy drawings and she was like these are dope here's a 100%

based art teacher 🍷🗿

I'm having my friend write out of pocket shit for me as well

and then she just decided to excuse the other assignment I outright just didn't do

like who tf does that

Damn that’s awesome

welp that's one less F I have to worry about then

My ELA teacher gave me 80 points for free basically cause I was failing, mostly cuz I’ve been slacking off, and he’s a slow grader, but still

time to bring up my 15.09% in spanish

man 8

i didn’t type that

I had an assignment where u got 80/30

I*

lmao

bro has like 300%

I got a B currently

ain’t no way

let’s hope he doesn’t put anymore work in..

i’m failing apcsp

I spend more time on WJE than doing work 🤣

that class sounds shitty as fuck

apcsp?

you gotta be one hell of a person to take AP computer science

W Amy

I have no idea what apcsp

Ooooh nvm

AP SCP

I don’t take any AP or Dual classes because..money

Advanced Placement - Secure, Contain, Protect

it sucks. and parents get mad cause i’m not great at it :/

For the upper class anomalies

M O N E Y

ayyy scp

MS paint, paint the block red

tf are they getting mad for, that you're learning something? smh

asian parents ig

they just expect you to have 18 years of experience in this shit huh

lmao

MS paint, paint the block red

Solid state drive-by on your whole crew Wi-Five Guys, gettin' bagged at a drive-thru Sandy, you a nut slut, plus, you a hoe too I know you gettin' balls dragged on you like Goku Don't get me started on that Krab He the father of the year to that tubby little slag, Pearl I let my husband fuck you as a joke Shit, I would say, "Kill yourself", but you'd probably break the rope, bitch Yeah, let's talk about the Sponge too How the fuck a fully grown man doin' kung-fu? (Hi-yah) Plus I heard around the clam Him and Squiddy hit the can, and he showed him what that tongue do

huh

4 big guys

and they bust on my eyes

My connection is going to shit. Also bell is gonna ring soon so I gotta switch devices here in a bit

they eat my ass just like apple pie

The kys line is crazy

if they keep fuckin me like this I might just die

Fr tho

they pump my booty till I cry

slay

W line

💅✨

he lick my dick and the cum start drippin

Put that in your bio for world record

I took a bit of his ass

relatable

it tastes like lemon pepper chicken

he throw me up in the air my booty flippin

cupcakke

MS paint, paint the block red

Toast what should I name my new account?

he dunkin his balls in my booty like he's scottie pippen

Solid state drive-by on your whole crew Wi-Five Guys, gettin' bagged at a drive-thru Sandy, you a nut slut, plus, you a hoe too I know you gettin' balls dragged on you like Goku Don't get me started on that Krab He the father of the year to that tubby little slag, Pearl I let my husband fuck you as a joke Shit, I would say, "Kill yourself", but you'd probably break the rope, bitch Yeah, let's talk about the Sponge too How the fuck a fully grown man doin' kung-fu? (Hi-yah) Plus I heard around the clam Him and Squiddy hit the can, and he showed him what that tongue do

squidward nose

Hii

Just his nose??

hey sis

yeah 😏

Alr

Amyyy hru???

Toast that a good name?

brb

Alr

Hi jake

Bye jake

bye <3

hell yes based name

?

what?

sorry, I was on bo

bp[

bp

Solid state drive-by on your whole crew Wi-Five Guys, gettin' bagged at a drive-thru Sandy, you a nut slut, plus, you a hoe too I know you gettin' balls dragged on you like Goku Don't get me started on that Krab He the father of the year to that tubby little slag, Pearl I let my husband fuck you as a joke Shit, I would say, "Kill yourself", but you'd probably break the rope, bitch Yeah, let's talk about the Sponge too How the fuck a fully grown man doin' kung-fu? (Hi-yah) Plus I heard around the clam Him and Squiddy hit the can, and he showed him what that tongue do

Squidward’s nose

You gonna troll to?

Too

two

loo

boo

true

dew

do

que

mew

moo

goo

Yep

blew

bacc

my back out

Amy said to name myself Squidward’s left now

Nose

nut

Squidward’s nose, what do u think?

like the song

I’ll do Squidward’s left nut 😂

search up the song

Whichever

man im too horny today lmao

Alr one sec

same ong

it's spooktober gotta be spooky not horny

frfr

spooky scary skeletons

I want bones, not a boner

Yup. I’m doing the nose. And inputting that song in bio.

will you watch a scary movie with me

I've got both

ong

Same

😏

damn 3 guys

which one

Squidward’s left nose is coming to Bp

every girls dreams ong

4 big guys

left?

3 big balls

I call sloppy seconds

looks like we playin tennis

Damn auto correct

he got a big dick I think it's named dennis

ong

cant finish the next line rip

don't got the pass :(

:(

just started to get good too

I’ll swing m big hammer around like Thor

can you finish me

FINISH HER

FATALITY

JAKE WINS

damn ok

do it

DP, did you make the account

i dare you all

?

is that a challenge?

sure

so be it

I’m doing it now

It’s an old account you already follow but refollow it

t

This is my pfp

cool

link?

Dare to what?

ew...

smash

Lol

smashhhh

moon fuck part 2?

💀

Yea

ELECTRIC BOOGALOO?

YESSS

I was gone for ten minutes but I'm assuming something weird

ok bye guys

peace

Bye

What is happening here

it's always something weird when the former #1 horniest WJE member is online

Wait who's the current

Fletcher

nooo i lost my throneee

Just have more moon sex or whatever it was

yeah more moon sex = more horny

Toast follow me so I can put the account in hidden

I did it