Morning, bums.

GOOD MORNING BUMSSSSSSSSSSSS

ts pmo sybas

beanos diaz amigo

ts pmo sybas

como estaz ?

ts pmo icl istg ru fr rn 💔

wait shit i forgot to add the u

callete estupido bandera

ts pmo sybau

mi pendajo

puta

твой гей

voldka fleshlight?

that shit hurts bro

use rat

die

oh hell naw ethan 💀

it was a joke lmaoooo

ikik just sum outta pocket u would say

translate ur little convo

rs

wtf

racist

Ethan is wearing my face

fym racist

idk

u just seem like it

classic gay dog

bru

u def say slurs to some people

?

yeah

u def racist in some way

towards who?

erm

all i said was translate what yall said bc idk what that said i dont see anything racist in that

I'm lying

I'm bored

classic fucked aussie

someones pissed

I come from a land down under

can tell

u in school?

yee

first period

hi bored, im cosmo

its been so long sense u made a dad joke bruuuuuuuuuuuuu

agreed upon

imagine

yall im serious do not check the joke section comment

every single joke got botted

"this shit piss me off, shut yo bitch as up" but i meant to say sybau

....

wow

wdym

haha I saw you with your BLACK gf

B L A C K

um just check basically any joke (I deleted a few of the comments already)

cosmo in his serious mod era

wtf lmao

it gotta be a troll

how is u awake ????

actually nvm it's pretty easy to bot a site

fr tho

its like night time over there

wym?

the account did like 19k comments

well obv we cant delete the comments manually we gotta ask matt

we can delete a few of the comments but not all of them

what r u talking about

js seen it

19k comments is wild

fr tho

i don't want to delete 19k comments manually, so idk

ive been mugged 😭

by who

a koala

idfk

my jelly beans been stolen

...

😭

really?

MY JELLY BEANSSSSSSS

THEY TOOK ALL THE GOOD FLAVORS

😭😭😭

I was gonna give Eli all the nasty flavors for killin my jelly bean treee

imagine

he killed my jelly bean tree

whats that?

also which subject u in rn?

u put a jelly bean in the ground it grows into a tree

world geo

...

he had all rights

it was sumin my grandma told me kinda like Santa Claus

like history?

NUH UH

yurrrr

crazy

learning about australia actually

which part

is it true u guys fight koalas for soda ?

where did u get that from

scoo

is it true or nah ?

nope

no. like geography

mb

geography

Holy shit

Did PaulaFox bot EVERY SINGLE JOKE ON WJE?!?!?!?!?

idk who DAT is

the person who bottted

yo cosmo

hru??

the goat of knowledge

he knows everything

the cosmic being of vast knowledge the founder of time and future king of the new world

cosmo the introlobe

ryan

focus on ur class mate

done

?

I'm in advisory

what does that mean?

its like a break period but not really one

aight

they put all student in classes and we just chill for a bit

screw HASS whole heartedly

i think its how the school sees who's here and whose not

crazy

what's hass ?

humanities and social sciences (history and geo)

ohhhh

world history prob my fav class

HOW

its ez

and the teachers are always cool

fuck math tho

math a bitch

math isnt that hard if u know the formulas and laws

what time is it for u?

1041

AM right?

yeah in the morning

nice

brb passing period

back

isn't it night time for u jkw ?

hello ?

mhm

its 4am

did u sleep at all ?

nope

why?

im studying

in 4 in the morning ????

no i stayed up from afterschool

when do u sleep ?

usually?

yes

how long do u sleep for ?

if i dont have much studys like 12am

when do u get up ?

6-6:30

6 hour 30 mins is how u sleep ???

no

THATS HOW LONG U SLEEP FOR ????

i wake up at 6am or 6 30 am

so 6 hours and 30 mins

rarely that much but yes

whats so crazy may i ask?

i could never do that

I've only done one all nighter

damn

and felt like shit for a week

lol

I drank so much energy drinks

ghost taste too good

...

crazy

I sleep a lot

I go to bed usually at 10 and get up at 5

if I get my stuff done in the morning I sleep until my bus comes

damn this kid makes sure to get 8 hours exactly

only times I don't sleep is on weekend

I'm like a fucking vampire on weekends

lol

im so done w this bs

what ?

hw

what is it ?

most of my subjects

if u say math ur on ur own

like ?

english hass health and math

oh an science

and

health ?

yes

what u learn in health ?

every term sm new

idk like abt health in general

oh wait is that the class with the babys ?

fym

like u learn abt many stuff

like u get a doll u have to take care of ?

ur joking right

no

that's a class I'm not lying

but like mental physical and sm else health

it used to be u have to take care of an egg

ohhhhhh

lmao

I'm thinking of future parenting class

hell na

it seems cool

and tbh some people really need it

im guessing u

no

I would be a great dad

but some people shouldnt ever have kids

bro outta topic but can u send vids on here?

I think so

lemme see

I know u can send links to videos like YouTube

and on ur phone u def can send videos I'm sure of it

oh

nvm then

why do ask ?

*why do u ask ?

bc theres a possum right on my window rn and its making very disturbing noises i wanted to show u

nvm tho

u can send a photo

he's stalking u lmao

bru its night time its not gonna be visible and if i shine my flash its gonna run away or attack my window

how would record him then?

possums gonna get u lol

vid and u can slightly see it but its voice is loud asf

sure bud

ur in ur own horror movie right now w

murder possum

why its a possum

it aint finna kill me lol

u don't know that

he's out for blood

oh shit the possum get u

I TOLD U HE WOULD GET U

murder possum

no dumbass

i was killing a mozzie

SHE LIVES

ZOMBIE

bro it bit me 3 times

whats a mozzie

the possum ?

mosquito

nah

it went up into a tree

he will be back for vengeance

i cant imagine how scared u would be irl if u saw one

i would not be scared

i have too many doubts

we got coyotes over here

they bigger than possums

we have kangaroos

that is a kangaroo not a possum

thats the mike tyson of the animal kingdom

animals over here are pretty chill

besides coyotes

i got fucked up by a coyote once

lmao

i can see that happening to u

i tried running but he got me

imagine

i was just walking from elementary school tho

still

imagine

u put i a five year old agains a coyote that kid is not coming back without a scratch

not unless they have ethans ego

lmao

thats the only time ive ever been attacked by a "wild" animal

only one other time ive been attacked by a animal

no way he thinks he can beat up a 6ft kangaroo that has the natural body of a body builder

hes dead

they should do cockfighting but for kangaroos

i would watch that

canelo vs kangaroo

brb passing period again

Why is bro’s head so fucking big????

because he's actually really small

he looks like you

wsg dap

COSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this should be ur new pfp (just a suggestion)

he evolved to give better head to his wife