Mornin'.

Mornin cutie 🥰

Good evening

uh

hey bbg

penis

Cutie?

Yup what about it, sugar plum?

Don’t talk about sugar, I had too much and feel like throwing up

heyy

country bumpkin wilkinson

I’m sorry, pumpkin. It won’t happen again

never thought i'd see the day

Thank you cinnamon bun

No problem honey bunches 🥰

Thank you sweetie

you're my honeybunch, sugarplum pumpy-umpy-umpkin you're my sweetie pie you're my cuppycake gumdrop, snoogums-boogums you're the apple of my eye and I love you so and I want you to know that I'll always be right here and I love to sing sweet songs to you because you are so dear

no homo

Hehehehe

ok

ship

wardust

starkinson

I’ve been shipped with so many people it’s not even funny

that's the thing

it is funni

yeah you've been shipped with me too

hehehhhe

Gunpowder?

gunpowder masala

is fire

It is strange

Sounds like the surname of some evil boss in a comedy movie

lmfao

it does

are you a twinkie because im gonna give you THAT cream filling 😋

“My boss Mr Starkinson won’t give me a single day off” “Mr Starkinson fired me just now”

please do

BET

wait how old r u

He would

14

im still a fetus so that would make you a pedophile :(

aw shucks

yo wilk

If we ever have kids we should name the son Starkinson and mold him into an evil boss

when my mom walks out in public i stick my hand out of her uterus and it looks like there's a hand coming out of her pants

what was going on between

you and wade

last night

hmmmm

wilk and wade were flirting

i saw

🥵🥵🥵

Like that would ever happen-

but wilky poo

has a boyfriend

so i'm confused

wade-chan wilky poo

as to what wade things

thikns

thinkws

thinks

Huh?

Spent so long spelling “thinks”

wade most defintitely has a cursh on oyu

cursh

crush

on you

Cursh

pov people saying curse with a lisp

No he doesn’t. We don’t even know our names

You disabled your autocorrect eh Amy?

mmmmmmmmmmmmok buddy

no actually 💀

it's still there

it just can't keep up with me

Autocorrect hates you so much

i know

i exist to torture it

What? We don’t and like I said, I’m already in a relationship.

just as it has tortured many soulds

i know YOU don't

but wade...

i dunno man

Wade is against online relationships

As am i

he's acting like he did with blue mouse

he wasn't always

Oh I know remember Blue

But he is now

Poor Blue

poor blue

Who’s blue

she deserved better

his last gf

online

Oh lmao

She was our friend online

Womp womp

Cope

L bozo

the shit that happened with her dad

him offing himself

and then her becoming an orphan

Wait what?

it was terrible

that's why she left

Oh :(

she lost her mom a couple uyears ago

then her dad did that

Oh poor Blue

and she had almost no one else

really?

I’ll email her once I get back home

We don’t even know what we look like. He can’t have a crush on me and if he did, he should say something yk

she doesn't respond

i was talking about blue

Ik

well, wade's shit is his shit

Yo wilk I’m pretty sure he was just joking

maybe all he needs is some rejection for his ego to finally srhink

shirnk]

shirnk

oh my fucking god

That’s what I’m saying

Shirnk

can someone just do it for me

No

fuck

ok

shrink

YES

K peace out imma go take a shower

no

without madi?

Oh lol bye Jake

i'm telling madi

you took a shower without e

her

Nasty

no u

ANYWAY

No u

i don't want to go to florida

it sucks

but i have to

ok and?

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

stfu wilkinson

You know I’m right :)

NO

no

the trees can hear us

I wish I cared

they know your secrets

and they consume it

along with the flesh of frogs

and the water of a young coconut

Cute

i am cute

look

it's a bird

it's a plane

it's the second tower!

It’s an egg salad sandwich

Ooh yeah that too

it's your own materialistic ego!

it's JOHN CENA!

it's dwayne "THE ROCK" johnson!

it's YOUR MOTHER!

What? I don’t have an ego, let alone a materialistic one

i mean igor

the hunchback of notre dame

Oh thank goodness. Never watched that movie

me neither

Lol

I did

eat it

There’s no Igor in that movie

I AM THE MASTER DEBATER

I’m the master baiter 🐟

That’s what they call me

in conclusion sir, yes she was old enough.

Who’s she?

How old was she?

She would’ve been 20 I’m dog years

Old enough for what?

guess

Tell

guesss

Telll

guessy guessy

Chats boring. Where are the cool people at?

here

i'm cool

i'm FRIGID

I doubt

Yeah ok bud

:(

i feel hurt

Of course

You only get offended if it’s true

i hate you

Of course

Love you too, sweetie pie

How many sweetie pies you got Wilkinson?

sus

yes. The answer is yes

why

She’s probably 11. She wouldn’t know

Hello people

Hiya dragon

Hello

Hi toast

Hey Wilk

How are you?

hi toast!

Good, just flirting with everyone

Hi Yuri

Hello amy

Hru toast

* and failing \

Good, just showed

how are you feeling?

Better

At least I’m trying

good :)

How are you?

not great

really tired

couldn't sleep last night

Take drugs

i should be the one thats tired its literally 2am here

good idea

What is with teens and not getting sleep? It’s not that hard

hi

Hey Mal

Hello

hey mal

it definitely is for some people

hey!!

hello

hey toast!

How are you Mal?

idk i just couldn't.

im not tired

im alright, hbu

Live in my country and see

Same

Like, sleep is the best thing god has graced us with

i love sleep but it's hard

same

Crackers, trucks, trains, neighbours, mosquitos, bright lights and pathetic curtains

isnt that only when u live in the city though?

Try sleeping through that

i know. but it doesn't really work for me.

Shucks

I live near the airforce headquarters so not that in the city

night time is the only peaceful time in my house so i get most of my homework done then, and then there's j the fact that i take forever to fall asleep

it fluctuates for me

Where’s Jake and wade? They’re the only cool people on here

The planes break the sound barrier, forgot to mention

like sometimes i'll sleep

but other times i just can't

go threesome with them

lmao

Ew, that’s gay

lmfao

yes, you are

woahhh no wayyy

Generally yes

Congrats

ok

Uh, thanks?

lmaoo

oaml

amol

oalm

MALO

hah just realised

You’re so very much welcome

😐

Cool

burr

Sir

howre you

Good, I was flirting with everyone

Oh hey Mads

ahahaha solid

hey star

How’s life?

And I came out ig so I dunno

it's good, how's yours?

lmaoo

Good too, I ate too much popcorn

haha solid

popcorns so good

yes

yes it is

It’s okay

popcorn with cinnamon sugar

is so good

yumm

Wade!

Too much

Not good

Jake!

what

I need to talk to cool people

Same even

ahahaha burr needs some sanity

lol

pizza with spicy honey is good

and popcorn with cinnamon sugar

never tried it

no salt or butter

I’m the most sane here. I just want to talk to people I like

just cinnamon sugar

you dont like me?

no i mean you need people who arent insane to talk to

i mean wades kinda insane..

We’re all a little insane

And it’s okay. We play off of each other.

bahaha

Not me. Most sane. Most chill.

Facts

Exactly. Point proven

hi jake

playing with something for sure

lmaoo

Ew gross. I don’t even know what he looks like

i know it is

Moderators are the only sane ones pretty much

which is why

Except the ones who arent

i shall do it more

Real

No please

yes

Why?

since you don't like me

REVENGE

I never said that

IMPLICATIONS

Wade is not sane

that is known

I mean…he IS deadpool

Mhm mhm

no he isn't

he's dogpool

at best

You should eat him then

no

gross

Mwahahaha

Pour some spicy honey on him

Like a pizza

She’s not Asian

i'd rather eat poison

🤮

where the fuck is india then?

europe?

It’s in india

kys

You gotta have squinty eyes to be asian

That’s a fact

wade and i tolerate each other.

and that's it.

Casual racism 💯

it's not racism if it's true

I love being racist

Sexual tension

east asian

no.

anyome but him

Hey 😏

no

Tf you mean East Asian, china covers the east AND the west dawg

i hate you

Wamy

so much

Ade

no

stop giving him ammo

Wamy

Now you know how it feels

stop

I’m gonna make a ship edit with you two

no cause at least you and wade

are friends

Jade/Wake

he hates me, and i hate him

Are we forgetting about that

Enemies to lovers

no

not with him

with him it is strictly

Fr

enemies

To lovers

The reconciliation arc

there is NO chemistry

between me or him

ever

There is physics 😏

And biology 😏

he has more chemistry with you

Earth science too 😏

ugh

I…I guess?

Zoology 😏

no

Heheheheh

you're a chemistry

Astronomy 😏

Well you’re face is a chemistry

asstronomy

Exactly

the only way i'd ever like him

Big balls with rings

was if he turned out to be

timothee chalamet

and/or zendays

a

Brb gonna go turn wade into Timmy C

Little Tim is a stick

The most overpopularized stars in hollywood

Like they’re not bad actors

or

But ffs stop putting them in everything

paul rudd

or margot robbie

Hollywood is an absolute shit hole

fuck shes hot

Ryan Reynolds 🥵

yes

NOT MARGOT ROBBIE AGAIN

my perfect man is a mix of paul rudd and margot robbie

So you’re saying you would like Wade if he was Ryan reynolds

i should ask ai to make that

yes

no

wait

Just have them fuck each other

no

MEAHAHAHAHAHA

SHE LIKES WADE

no

Hehehe

nuh uh

WADE IS DEADPOOL

stop

no he isnt

he's a wannabe cosplayer

AND DEADPOOL IS RYAN RAYNOLDS

n0p

WAMY CONFIRMED

Ha

WHEN’S THE WEDDING

The ship has found its new victim

no

nope

get wade

he'll stop this

Amy make the ai Paul Robbie

Wade isn’t online rn

i am

making it

Hell yeah

HELP

WTF

MICHEAL JACKSON???

Amy you cant face reveal-

KYS

NAURRR

holy shit

I KNOW

WHAT DID I CREATE

I DON'T LIKE THIS

YEAH NEITHER DO I