Merry Christmas!

Merry chrisler, you punk

Marry Crimsmus

Jake yo

Wilk yo

YOYOYO

Hru

*finger guns*

Good, how are you?

😏

Uh I mean

Wilkinamy

WHY

*finger guns*

God no

WILK HAS A BOTFIEND

Amy look even after all these months you still spread horniness around the site

thank

;)

I SWUNG ON THAT POLL LIKE I SWING ON POLES

Nah that’s right

But amy started it

Jake, I had the goofiest convo with your girlfriend

yes, yes i did.

i love madi

“platonically”

So I’ve head

i’m at peppa pig land

heard*

that’s madi’s job

I love her more >:(

peppa pig land

YEAH HONESRLY WE PROBABLY SHOULD

i went on a peppa pig ride

HIIIIIII

YEAH ARENT U LIKE 🤞🤞🤞 WITH GOD???

SO BE RESPECTFUL

OKAY

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER CLAIMS NO SUCH THING

SO I CAN BE AS UNHOLY AS I LIKE

Amy Amy

listen

i’m listening

Jesus loves you 🥰

NO

SHOO

GO PRAISE SKY DADDY BU YOURSELF

JESUS LOVES YOU AMY

NOOO

YES

Oh shit. Did she send ss?

YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME

Wilk.

Yo

I fell asleep early so it was probably after that

I can ask though >:D

When you left I talked to her

Don’t. I have never stopped that low

Hmmmm

HMMMMM

I’ll consider it

But I’m a very curious man

Don’t. My reputation will be ruined

OHHHHH AMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Oh no

WILK WHATCHU MEAN OH NO?

HI

IM SAYING AMY CAUSE ITS CHRISTMAS

VUSIHVIUHV FLAPPERS

DID U GET GOOD SHIT FOR CHRISTMAS

Read the earlier convo

I GOT HELLO KITTY PJ PANTS IUSVIHVSIUH

Wilk doesn’t want me to know about your little “conversation” last night

OH SHI WHAT HAPPEN

HOLD UP HOLD UP LEMME READ

...........OH.....WILK STFU BOUT THT UISVHSIUHBSIUHBSIU

BAD ENOUGH I HAD TO WITNESS

I WANNA KNOW NOW

SPILLLL

ITS NOTHING IMPORTANT

YAA

JUST MESSING AROUND

MY MOM GOT ME HELLO KITTY CROCS LMFAO

Wade is rubbing off on me 😭

IM VERY CURIOUS ABOUT THIS

WILKINSON LORE

I have no lore

I promise

Yes you do

MADII

I know

HI

HIIII

HII AMMYYYY

Proof?

<3

MERRY CHRISTMASSSS

YALL CHILL OUT

he’s rubbing something for sure

WILK DIDNT SAY ANYTHING LIKE WORTH SAYING

Wdym proof everyone on WJE has lore

😏

WE WAS JUST MESSIN AROUND BOUT CHRISTMAS

💀

Oh my god! Someone slap me!

see this is proof of lore

Character development

HEHEHEHEHE

HEHEHEHEEH

U DIDNT SEE

HAHA

OMG OMG CHECK UWU CREE

wade will slap you

HEHEHEHEHE

on the ass

All I saw was pussy but I think I can use context clues to figure it out

… WADE WILL

No.

NO HESITATION

HAHAHA

I need a reality check

Wilkinson lore

ngl yeah

BUT LIKE

UGH

I HAVE NO LORE

And it goes deeper than you just becoming horny

MY HAIR BETTER GROW ANOTHER INCH LONGER

IM CRINGING AT THE THOUGHT OF U AND WADE

MY HAIR IS 19 INCHES LONG

yes.

LIKE

I GOT A WHOLE HAIR CARE KIT

Average

AND I ATE THE GUMMY

DOING THE FREAKY STUFF

POUNF TOWN

STFU JAKE

YK

UGH

Bet you can make something else grow another inch longer

EW

pounf

MY GOAL IS TO GET MY HAIR ATLEAST 20-21 INCHES

POUNF

RN ITS 19

POUND

I’m a minor-

AW SHIT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

We all are 💀

KYS JAKE

yeah DUH

<333

I’m the cooler minor

YEAH SO IS EMILY

ITS JUST LIKE STOP MAKING YALL SEEM THAT WAY

SHES DONE SOME SHIT

I’m the older minor

=====8

WITH ALL THE “😏”

FR

EW

UICHIUSHVSHUVS

Pardon?

GUYS MY MOM GOT ME A STUFFED ANIMAL AND ITS SO CUTEE

OMGGG

she fingered wade’s asshole

She did

OH OH AND I GOT A I HEART NEW YORK T SHIRT

PARDON???

I NEED A SS

IM SO EXCITED IUDVHIUHBIUBD

Control yourself dear god

jake do you have the ss

ION REMEMBER THAT

I got a Nirvana shirt :D

WHAT

GOD DAMN IT

i want you to control me

Never did

THATS WAY BETTER UGH

CSHIUSHVIUVSH

UGH

GROSS

BABY WANNA TRADE

No.

bodily fluids

WE CAN TRADE ILL GIVE U MY CHOCLATES

ALL THIS PDA IS MAKING ME WANNA KMS

WITH HALF EATEN ONES

I got a new hoodie, want that one too? <3

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

YES

YES I WANT

therefore, we shall do more

GIMME

… TOO REAL FOR ME

Ik

BHAHAHHS HONESTLY

pda

FUCK IS PDA

IM SLOW RN

WTF

OKAY GUYS ITS CHRISTMAS LETS NOT BE HORNY FOR ONE DAY

pound day ass

CHECK UWU AND WE CAN BE SANE AND SUPERIOR THERE

You

dat

pound dat ass

i alr respONDED

Public display of affection

BE QUICKER

SMH

penis ducking asshole

AHIAJHADIUFHU

guys what should i name my stuffed animal

WHY CANT WE BE HORNY JAKE HM?

KEEP THE HORNINESS ON UWU

We are never getting jobs

THATS ALOT COMING FROM U

Name it after me

amy

SANTAS HOE HOE HOES

Me with a job:

NO

THATS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS

NO

i know one job we could all get

PPL FUCKIN ON CHRISTMAS EVE

Name it Squirrel

An actual job. A career

HAHAHA

Who says I’m not gonna work at an escape room for the rest of my life

✨prostitution✨

ITS AN AXOLOTL

IMA EAT MORE CHOCALATES

N ITS MICROWAVABLE

I HAVE A JOB

Why is it microwavable

*summer job

OMG IS IT LIKE THOSE MENASTRAIONAL THINGS FLAPPY?

THAT WAY ITLL BE WARM

You’re like 9 how is that legal

LIKE THE PLUSHIES FOR CRAMPS?

MENSTAIONAL

BHAHAHS

What

Menstruational

YEAH THERES LIKE

IDK BUT ITS WARM

fuck u jake I CANT SPELL OK LEAVE ME ALONE

HEATING PAD

we all can get this job

CAUSE LIKE

THE PLUSHIES THEY MAKE FOR YOUR CRAMPS

i could be a heating pas

for your mom

I USE IT AT MEETS WHEN ITS COLD OUT IDK

Fuck you

AS A HANDWARMER MOSTLY

same

no she’s not into that kind of stuff

THATS THE SPIRIT

OR LIKE HANDWARMERS

YES

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

I GOT ANOTHER HANDWARMER TOOO

also my parents

ITS AN OWL

got my aunt

TWO OWLS ACTUALLY

This is making me suicidal

a calender of cats pissing

MY SISTER MADE MY MOM A CALANDER

ME TOO BRO

CALENDER

REAL ARTISTIC

................lemme tell yall she was not happy-

GONNA SHOOT MYSELF

AHAHAHHAA

BHAHAHS

THATS FUNNY

HUAIHFFHIU IK

The toaster looking mighty fine rn

call me an ak-14

SHE WAS LIKE........OH.....WELL YOU CAN HAVE THIS MADISON MERRY CHRISTMAS

call me toaster

mom got a set of kitchen knives that can be put to good use

MY GRANDMA

Mhm mhm

MY GRANDMA GAVE ME A GALLAN OF MAPLE SYRUP

call me your wrist cause i want you to split me

GALLON

*

JESUS-

I don’t cut myself 💀

FUCK U NEEDA GALLON FOR?

HAHAHA

EMILY

cut me

REMEBER THE ONE TIME

Don’t cut yourself. That shit hurts

U WERE LIKE "IK UR SAD JUST...DONT CUT YOURSELF"

AND IM LIKE BITCH EW NO TF I DONT DO THT EMO SHIT

DRINKING TI

IDK NO

MY SADNESS CHANGED UP RQ

HELP HELP I DIDNT KNOW WTF TO DO

TO US COMPLAINING ABT BATH AND BODYWORKS

YES

WE DIDNT HAVE NICE SKIN FOR NOTHIN BRO

SHITS EXPENSIVE

IM GETTING MY SOFT SKIN SMELL GOOD MONEYS WORTH

DID I MISS ANYTHING

YES

MY LOVE FOR U BBG ;)

IUHDUIAFHIFH

ITS OKAY WILKY POOKIE BEAR

Pretty sure you were the first one to insinuate horniness

ILL SAVE YOU ;)

IHAUSHDIUHIUF

HEY WOAH

WHAT

CS(UV(*VU(

cmere wilky sugar booger ;)

UAYFUHFHUGGIUGIH

Yes!

LIES

EXPLAIN LAST NIGHT WILK

EXPLAIN

ITS LIKE

HAHAHA

I WANNA KNOW TOO

MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL

That’s doesn’t count

WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT

ALL OVER THE PLACE

JUST STUFF

HASHIUAHFIUFH

HMMMM