Merry Christmas!

Merry chrisler, you punk

Marry Crimsmus

Jake yo

Wilk yo

YOYOYO

Hru

*finger guns*

Good, how are you?

😏

Uh I mean

Wilkinamy

WHY

*finger guns*

God no

WILK HAS A BOTFIEND

Amy look even after all these months you still spread horniness around the site

thank

;)

That was more wade an you tbh

NO

I SWUNG ON THAT POLL LIKE I SWING ON POLES

Nah that’s right

But amy started it

Jake, I had the goofiest convo with your girlfriend

yes, yes i did.

i love madi

“platonically”

So I’ve head

i’m at peppa pig land

heard*

that’s madi’s job

I love her more >:(

peppa pig land

YALL ARE FUCKING WEIRD ITS JESUS’ BDAY SO BE HOLY FOR ONCE IN UR LIVES

HI EM <33

YEAH HONESRLY WE PROBABLY SHOULD

i went on a peppa pig ride

HIIIIIII

YEAH ARENT U LIKE 🤞🤞🤞 WITH GOD???

SO BE RESPECTFUL

OKAY

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER CLAIMS NO SUCH THING

SO I CAN BE AS UNHOLY AS I LIKE

Amy Amy

listen

i’m listening

Jesus loves you 🥰

NO

SHOO

GO PRAISE SKY DADDY BU YOURSELF

JESUS LOVES YOU AMY

NOOO

YES

Oh shit. Did she send ss?

YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME

Wilk.

No I just read about it vaguely in a chat

Oh thank god. So you know nothing about last night?

Yo

I fell asleep early so it was probably after that

I can ask though >:D

When you left I talked to her

Don’t. I have never stopped that low

Hmmmm

HMMMMM

I’ll consider it

But I’m a very curious man

Don’t. My reputation will be ruined

OHHHHH AMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Oh no

I’m not gonna say anything about it lmao I’m just a bit c u r i o u s

That’s doesn’t help

WILK WHATCHU MEAN OH NO?

HI

IM SAYING AMY CAUSE ITS CHRISTMAS

VUSIHVIUHV FLAPPERS

DID U GET GOOD SHIT FOR CHRISTMAS

Read the earlier convo

I GOT HELLO KITTY PJ PANTS IUSVIHVSIUH

Wilk doesn’t want me to know about your little “conversation” last night

OH SHI WHAT HAPPEN

HOLD UP HOLD UP LEMME READ

...........OH.....WILK STFU BOUT THT UISVHSIUHBSIUHBSIU

BAD ENOUGH I HAD TO WITNESS

I WANNA KNOW NOW

SPILLLL

ITS NOTHING IMPORTANT

YAA

JUST MESSING AROUND

MY MOM GOT ME HELLO KITTY CROCS LMFAO

Wade is rubbing off on me 😭

IM VERY CURIOUS ABOUT THIS

WILKINSON LORE

I have no lore

I promise

Yes you do

MADII

I know

HI

HIIII

HII AMMYYYY

Proof?

<3

MERRY CHRISTMASSSS

YALL CHILL OUT

he’s rubbing something for sure

WILK DIDNT SAY ANYTHING LIKE WORTH SAYING

Wdym proof everyone on WJE has lore

😏

WE WAS JUST MESSIN AROUND BOUT CHRISTMAS

💀

Oh my god! Someone slap me!

see this is proof of lore

Character development

HEHEHEHEHE

HEHEHEHEEH

U DIDNT SEE

HAHA

OMG OMG CHECK UWU CREE

wade will slap you

HEHEHEHEHE

on the ass

All I saw was pussy but I think I can use context clues to figure it out

… WADE WILL

No.

NO HESITATION

HAHAHA

I need a reality check

Wilkinson lore

ngl yeah

BUT LIKE

UGH

I HAVE NO LORE

And it goes deeper than you just becoming horny

MY HAIR BETTER GROW ANOTHER INCH LONGER

IM CRINGING AT THE THOUGHT OF U AND WADE

MY HAIR IS 19 INCHES LONG

yes.

LIKE

I GOT A WHOLE HAIR CARE KIT

Average

AND I ATE THE GUMMY

DOING THE FREAKY STUFF

POUNF TOWN

STFU JAKE

YK

UGH

Bet you can make something else grow another inch longer

EW

pounf

MY GOAL IS TO GET MY HAIR ATLEAST 20-21 INCHES

POUNF

RN ITS 19

POUND

I’m a minor-

AW SHIT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

We all are 💀

KYS JAKE

i do almost everyday fym

<3

yeah DUH

<333

I’m the cooler minor

YEAH SO IS EMILY

ITS JUST LIKE STOP MAKING YALL SEEM THAT WAY

SHES DONE SOME SHIT

I’m the older minor

=====8

WITH ALL THE “😏”

FR

EW

UICHIUSHVSHUVS

Pardon?

GUYS MY MOM GOT ME A STUFFED ANIMAL AND ITS SO CUTEE

OMGGG

she fingered wade’s asshole

She did

OH OH AND I GOT A I HEART NEW YORK T SHIRT

PARDON???

I NEED A SS

IM SO EXCITED IUDVHIUHBIUBD

Control yourself dear god

jake do you have the ss

ION REMEMBER THAT

I got a Nirvana shirt :D

WHAT

GOD DAMN IT

i want you to control me

Never did

THATS WAY BETTER UGH

CSHIUSHVIUVSH

UGH

GROSS

BABY WANNA TRADE

No.

bodily fluids

WE CAN TRADE ILL GIVE U MY CHOCLATES

ALL THIS PDA IS MAKING ME WANNA KMS

WITH HALF EATEN ONES

I got a new hoodie, want that one too? <3

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

YES

YES I WANT

therefore, we shall do more

GIMME

… TOO REAL FOR ME

Ik

BHAHAHHS HONESTLY

pda

FUCK IS PDA

IM SLOW RN

WTF

OKAY GUYS ITS CHRISTMAS LETS NOT BE HORNY FOR ONE DAY

pound day ass

CHECK UWU AND WE CAN BE SANE AND SUPERIOR THERE

You

dat

pound dat ass

i alr respONDED

Public display of affection

BE QUICKER

SMH

penis ducking asshole

AHIAJHADIUFHU

guys what should i name my stuffed animal

WHY CANT WE BE HORNY JAKE HM?

KEEP THE HORNINESS ON UWU

We are never getting jobs

THATS ALOT COMING FROM U

Name it after me

amy

SANTAS HOE HOE HOES

Me with a job:

NO

THATS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS

NO

i know one job we could all get

PPL FUCKIN ON CHRISTMAS EVE

Name it Squirrel

An actual job. A career

HAHAHA

Who says I’m not gonna work at an escape room for the rest of my life

✨prostitution✨

ITS AN AXOLOTL

IMA EAT MORE CHOCALATES

N ITS MICROWAVABLE

I HAVE A JOB

Why is it microwavable

*summer job

OMG IS IT LIKE THOSE MENASTRAIONAL THINGS FLAPPY?

THAT WAY ITLL BE WARM

You’re like 9 how is that legal

LIKE THE PLUSHIES FOR CRAMPS?

MENSTAIONAL

BHAHAHS

What

Menstruational

YEAH THERES LIKE

IDK BUT ITS WARM

fuck u jake I CANT SPELL OK LEAVE ME ALONE

HEATING PAD

we all can get this job

CAUSE LIKE

THE PLUSHIES THEY MAKE FOR YOUR CRAMPS

i could be a heating pas

for your mom

I USE IT AT MEETS WHEN ITS COLD OUT IDK

Fuck you

AS A HANDWARMER MOSTLY

same

no she’s not into that kind of stuff

THATS THE SPIRIT

OR LIKE HANDWARMERS

YES

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

I GOT ANOTHER HANDWARMER TOOO

also my parents

ITS AN OWL

got my aunt

TWO OWLS ACTUALLY

This is making me suicidal

a calender of cats pissing

MY SISTER MADE MY MOM A CALANDER

ME TOO BRO

CALENDER

REAL ARTISTIC

................lemme tell yall she was not happy-

GONNA SHOOT MYSELF

AHAHAHHAA

BHAHAHS

THATS FUNNY

HUAIHFFHIU IK

The toaster looking mighty fine rn

call me an ak-14

SHE WAS LIKE........OH.....WELL YOU CAN HAVE THIS MADISON MERRY CHRISTMAS

call me toaster

mom got a set of kitchen knives that can be put to good use

MY GRANDMA

Mhm mhm

MY GRANDMA GAVE ME A GALLAN OF MAPLE SYRUP

call me your wrist cause i want you to split me

GALLON

*

JESUS-

I don’t cut myself 💀

FUCK U NEEDA GALLON FOR?

HAHAHA

EMILY

cut me

REMEBER THE ONE TIME

Don’t cut yourself. That shit hurts

U WERE LIKE "IK UR SAD JUST...DONT CUT YOURSELF"

AND IM LIKE BITCH EW NO TF I DONT DO THT EMO SHIT

DRINKING TI

IDK NO

MY SADNESS CHANGED UP RQ

HELP HELP I DIDNT KNOW WTF TO DO

TO US COMPLAINING ABT BATH AND BODYWORKS

YES

WE DIDNT HAVE NICE SKIN FOR NOTHIN BRO

SHITS EXPENSIVE

IM GETTING MY SOFT SKIN SMELL GOOD MONEYS WORTH

DID I MISS ANYTHING

YES

MY LOVE FOR U BBG ;)

IUHDUIAFHIFH

Save me from this hell hole

You contributed to this

ITS OKAY WILKY POOKIE BEAR

Pretty sure you were the first one to insinuate horniness

ILL SAVE YOU ;)

IHAUSHDIUHIUF

HEY WOAH

WHAT

CS(UV(*VU(

But I’m not horny. You know this

Sure about that?

cmere wilky sugar booger ;)

UAYFUHFHUGGIUGIH

Yes!

LIES

EXPLAIN LAST NIGHT WILK

EXPLAIN

You started this with the “😏”

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

ITS LIKE

HAHAHA

I WANNA KNOW TOO

MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL

That’s doesn’t count

WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT

ALL OVER THE PLACE

JUST STUFF

HASHIUAHFIUFH

HMMMM

i think you guys

MADI IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL ME 🤨

got WAY too comfortable on here

YES

WILK IS MY NEW BF

That is true

AHFDUIAHFHAIUFHIU

Nothing important I swear

MADI NOOOOOOO

WE HAVE 5 CHILDREN

NOOOOOOOOO

TELENOVELLA

THAT MEANS

SEX

No-

YOUR THE STEP DADDY

NOOOOOOOOOO

😭

IM JUST MESSING WITH YALL TF

this is actually making me wanna cry

WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON MY BBG <333

like

Madi would’ve started it-

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

youre

BHAHAHSH

I MISSED MORE WILKINSON LORE AND NOW IM OUT OF TOUCH

You’re

what have you not missed

nuh uh

STFU FLAPPERS

NO CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

SMH SMH

are you kIDDING ME

I HAVE SO MUCH CHRISTMAS SPIRIT RN

CHRISTMAS JAMMIES RN

CHRISTMAS SLIPPERS TOO

HUSH

Idk

That’s what I thought

these gummies are gross-

See? I have no lore

but i cant stop eating them

I have been the same ever since I joined wje

Nuh uh

Character development

I can’t remember old wilkinson

WHY THE FUCK IS THE SOUND OF MUSIC SO LONF

WHAT THT SAY JKE

Cause you were never on

HM

YES I WAS

PUT IT BACK

Like when I was active consistently back then

Make me >:D

ok 2 weeks then

The first time I had a convo with you it during the adhd autist stuff

Was

NO WAY FR?

NAH WHAT

Yup

MAYBE THATS WHY I DONT REMEMBER YOU FROM BACK THEN

Cause you were never on

NAH CAUSE YOUR ACC IS OLDER THAN MINE

^^^^

Only by a couple days

I FOUND PROOF

daddy jakey

WHAT THT SAY

PUT IT BACK

OH FUCK

Bull shit. That wasn’t a convo

JAKE IMA BEAT UR ASS

WHAT I SAY

IM JK IM JK

AHUH AHUH

ITS A JOKE IM SORRY

THATS WHAT U SAID THE LAST 3 TIMES

NAH NAH NAH CMERE

WE CONVERSED THOUGH

UWU NOW

🧎‍♂️

Barely

BAD

I hate online relationships

Someone got rejected 💀

JK SORRY I FEEL MENACING TODAY

NOT ANYMORE

HEHEHEHEHEEH

I’ve noticed

IM IN UR HOUSE JAKEY

HELL YEAH

HAHAHA

ITS CHRISTMAS

BE MERRY

BE BRIGHT

OKAY

WHY YO GRANDPA SMELL LIKE ASS JAKE

HE SMELLS OLD

madi discovering grandparents are old

flappers

i hope u comb ur hair

One smells like wood and fabric and the other smells like…idek actually, mouthwash ig

when its tangly

HAIHUSAHUIUF

WHY WOULDNT I?

BECAUSE U STINK

I ALSO GOT DRY SHAMPOO

THT SMELLS LIKE BANAS

BANANAS*

FUCK

IM ACTUALLY RETARDED

I CANT SPELL FOR SHIT

LETTERS BE SWITCHING PLACES

NUH UH

BRO

I FUCKIN

HATE BANANAS

WITH A PASSION

I HATE THEM

SM

WHAT THT SAY

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE EVERYTIME

it said

I CANT READ FAST ENOUGH

"i got a banana for you"

..........

we all know what he mean by tht

OK GRU

yup