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You and SNORSE the cutest couple on wje

I mean you’re lucky to be blessed with the love of snorse

The aMayzing spider-gwen

I love him

He’s not mine it’s just a picture I saw

See I’m not that bad…I showed you snorse

You have been visited by Leonard the all knowing. He decides your fate.

He’s so awesome….is he nice?

Toby21357

See I’m not that bad…I showed you snorse

Of course you aren't bad, you and the snorse are both fucking awesome

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Snorsee

Your fate is to live as well

Leonard disappears into the fog that has suddenly appeared

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Of course you aren't bad, you and the snorse are both fucking awesome

We love you snorse you too may

Grizzlymilk

The fog departs…

WHERE IS LEONARD???

Because he already decided your fate

Leonard the all knowing’s visits only last a few seconds

The aMayzing spider-gwen

I miss Leonard

It’s ok may…we have snorse

Leonard the all knowing appears, he has brought you a lantern to aid you on your travels…

Grizzlymilk

Leonard the all knowing appears, he has brought you a lantern to aid you on your travels…

OMFG THANK YOU LEONARD

The lantern will lead the way on all your adventures…

Leonard the all knowing decides to stay awhile

Grizzlymilk

Leonard the all knowing decides to stay awhile

Yay leonard

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Leonard is very kind

See may, it’s ok we have Leonard

THIS LANTERN SHALL BURN FOR 50,000 HOURS!

Daggers a little….special

You will always be safe on your adventures

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Dagger is saying the weirdest shit 💀

Where

Shut your retard ass up, May.

The mysterious fog starts rolling in

May made a post yesterday look in latest comment or whatever

Anonymous

Shut your retard ass up, May.

Dagger can you be nice?

My patience has come to an end, asshole.

Grizzlymilk

The mysterious fog starts rolling in

And Leonard the all knowing departs through the fog…

I’ve been nice so many times.

Anonymous

I’ve been nice so many times.

Don’t ban hee please

But you don’t deserve it.

Grizzlymilk

Don’t ban hee please

Her*

Grizzlymilk

And Leonard the all knowing departs through the fog…

Bye Leonardo

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Hi dagger excuse me may is my best friend so….

The aMayzing spider-gwen

I LOVE SNORSE

WE ALL LOVE SNORSE

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Aww :)

I’ll stay right here thanks with my BEST FRIEND MAY

Toby21357

Hi dagger excuse me may is my best friend so….

so… what?

urfavvirgo

so… what?

So I’m not gonna leave I’m gonna hang out with may

Toby21357

I’ll stay right here thanks with my BEST FRIEND MAY

Ew

Wade

Ew

Hi wade…what’s grooms?

Toby you have horrible taste in friends

Wade

Toby you have horrible taste in friends

Not really

Wade

Toby you have horrible taste in friends

Wade I’m a human my friends are humans…you’re even a human my thing is if I have horrible taste…so do you

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Stfu

It’s ok may 🙃

Toby21357

Wade I’m a human my friends are humans…you’re even a human my thing is if I have horrible taste…so do you

May ain’t human

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They don’t know what friends, grass, or outside even are

I wish that you could make a group chat on uwu crew so this doesn’t happen

Grizzlymilk

I wish that you could make a group chat on uwu crew so this doesn’t happen

Yeah

Just use Kmeet

The aMayzing spider-gwen

The people here kinda hate me

Most ppl not us two

Yea well tough titties

Just leave then

Keep saying that, we don’t care

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Idgaf

Yeah whooo GO MAY

Dick rider

Wade

Just use Kmeet

I don’t want like a video chat thing I want like a texting group chat type thing

Grizzlymilk

I don’t want like a video chat thing I want like a texting group chat type thing

Same

Grizzlymilk

I don’t want like a video chat thing I want like a texting group chat type thing

It has a non video option

Grizzlymilk

I don’t want like a video chat thing I want like a texting group chat type thing

Same

U guys are slow

Wade

It has a non video option

It does?

It has a non video option

Yes you morons it does

Just turn off your fuckin camera and use the chat

Didn’t ask youm

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Nah knowing me I'll accidentally turn on video

Also I’m in class

I’m talking to the smart ones

Toby21357

Also I’m in class

Ok.

Wade

so?

So I can’t be having some video call thing IN CLASS

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Ah, so me and my friends?

EXACTLY

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Nah knowing me I'll accidentally turn on video

Damn really that ugly?

urfavvirgo

Damn really that ugly?

Facts

urfavvirgo

Damn really that ugly?

Let’s be nice shall we

Toby21357

Let’s be nice shall we

No

Toby21357

Let’s be nice shall we

Nah

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Nah, just not sharing my face until I start hrt

I don’t think it’ll change how ugly u are

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Nah, just not sharing my face until I start hrt

Freddy Krueger is more attractive thannu

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Nah, just not sharing my face until I start hrt

You’re gonna look so lovely may

urfavvirgo

I don’t think it’ll change how ugly u are

I mean I'm not ugly so 🤷‍♀️

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Nah, just not sharing my face until I start hrt

Hrt?

Toby21357

You’re gonna look so lovely may

False, ugly as fuck

The aMayzing spider-gwen

I mean I'm not ugly so 🤷‍♀️

Yeah u arw

Grizzlymilk

Hrt?

Hormone replacement therapy

Toby21357

Hormone replacement therapy

Hahahaha! Tf!?

Toby21357

Hormone replacement therapy

Ohhh

Dumbass bitch🤣🤣

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Freddy is hot and I want him to kiss me

He sure as fuck doesn’t want to kiss you

Dumbass bitch gonna go change its chromosomes or some shit🤣🤣

urfavvirgo

He sure as fuck doesn’t want to kiss you

You jealous that Freddy would rather fuck may than you?

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Freddy wants to dominate me

NO one wants u

urfavvirgo

NO one wants u

Not even Freddy

urfavvirgo

NO one wants u

May is a beautiful smart girl and ANYBODY would be lucky to have her

Dagger! Get a load of this shit!

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Okay this Freddy Krueger sex conversation is perhaps the worst use of human speech

Yes

Toby21357

May is a beautiful smart girl and ANYBODY would be lucky to have her

IT is an uglymwhiny bitch who nobody lives

Wade

IT is an uglymwhiny bitch who nobody lives

Oh you sad may don’t like you?

Dagger! Check this out!

Toby21357

You jealous that Freddy would rather fuck may than you?

Nah i dont want anybody fucking me but I just want to state that May even saying his name would probably make him feel violated

Wade

Dumbass bitch gonna go change its chromosomes or some shit🤣🤣

That's.. not how hormones work??

Wade do you have a big fat crush on may?

urfavvirgo

Nah i dont want anybody fucking me but I just want to state that May even saying his name would probably make him feel violated

W Freddy Krueger

Toby21357

Wade do you have a big fat crush on may?

You’re the most illiterate human I’ve ever met

that’s such a ridiculous mindset like “just because someone hates u means they like u” like no bitch who taught u that?

urfavvirgo

that’s such a ridiculous mindset like “just because someone hates u means they like u” like no bitch who taught u that?

Prob May

The aMayzing spider-gwen

That's.. not how hormones work??

They’re too stupid for that

oh man,, another fucking argument

Toby21357

They’re too stupid for that

"changing chromosomes" 💀💀 this proves they have no knowledge beyond basic biology 💀💀

Flappy when was the last time u were on bp?

Flappy.

oh man,, another fucking argument

I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m right.

The aMayzing spider-gwen

Sorry flappy

May may check the thing may

The aMayzing spider-gwen

"changing chromosomes" 💀💀 this proves they have no knowledge beyond basic biology 💀💀

Bullshit biology

The aMayzing spider-gwen

"changing chromosomes" 💀💀 this proves they have no knowledge beyond basic biology 💀💀

Why would I? Idc abt u enough to try to learn more shit

The aMayzing spider-gwen

What thing?

Check u have a dick still

The aMayzing spider-gwen

What thing?

New conversation

Wade

Check u have a dick still

It doesn’t need to check, it’s probably jacking odd with it rn

urfavvirgo

It doesn’t need to check, it’s probably jacking odd with it rn

Lmao

hey and no hard feelings abt earlier? it’s all love from me :)

Earlier…..?

urfavvirgo

Flappy when was the last time u were on bp?

like two days ago?? basically only to talk to mal sometimes, thas pretty much it

Flappy.

like two days ago?? basically only to talk to mal sometimes, thas pretty much it

ah okk

urfavvirgo

oh nvm

Oooh the thing? Yea we good

Wade

Oooh the thing? Yea we good

Alrer

Our mutual hate of May makes up for everything lmao

Wade

Our mutual hate of May makes up for everything lmao

Frl

Where’s Dagger? We gotta roast em alive.