LOSERSSS!

meanie :<

Emily?

wow mal you were stalking, hm?

Shes allowed to stalk

shes my mom

and she's my ig, godpartner(?)

HAHAHAH

haiii

Hiii emily!!

lmaooo

Opp

IMA go so I can do homework

mk

no emily :<

can we cll?

i can stalk wtv i want

IMAGINE

exactly

Oh wait. I’m gonna have hw tmrw….

i did my work today

lol i got two major things due on wed and fri

I didn’t go to school lol

stalker

skipped?

emily thinks im getting annoyed with her

sue me 🙄

oh no

yeah

thats why she didnt call me

Oop… I’ll talk some sense into hwr

she js sadi she thinks i hate her

🙄

uh ik your address and your legal name so hypothetically all i'd need to do is...

but ik you don't

Ofc

cosmo what did you say to emily?

she said "cosmo texted me"

i siad

"whatd he say"

she said

"that you hate my so fucking much"

i didn't

shes messing with you

i know

what did you say though

keepin that priv

ok.

she told me

oh well

What was it?

i think ill leave that for her to tell you

its kinda abt my past ish and..

ye

Jesus Christ.

yeshua mi nazeret!

huh

..

hebrew transliteration

she js made me choke on water

uh

Have her get on WJE please

laughing

uh thats nice

i js told her she said ghimmie a mintue shes tying her shoe

oh thats nice

i think?

yes

lmao

im so happy you adn her get along

OMG COSMO

I GET TO SEE EMILY THIS SUNDAY!!

yayayay

yayayayyayayy

congrats

you're going on a date before gta 6

oh?

my daughter will be there lol too

i mean emilys tryna come early so its yknow js us for an hour or two

uh charlie...

yeah?

emily wants to commit cannibalism with you

BAHHA

bet

i told her i said bet and she made a screeching sound like a velospratpr

you just told her to die?

uh

oh she read the whole msg

i meant dye

A PENIS GOING INTO ANOTHER PENIS

Dw I’ll turn around and not pay attention

as in dye her hair

Ermmm wtf

go stay absitent until marriage

we wanna hang out with you

we dont have dicks

In all seriousness, when is GTA 6 coming out..?

idfk

lilly

??

i have an unopended chapstick do you want it?

Sure

never at this rate

Reall

i have two but i can only give you one of them cause one of them are chapstick

one of them are starwberrry*

COSMO EMILY ISNT 14

Ooo i want the strawberry one

gotta dip for a lil

lilly your alergic to starwberrys'

Exactly

shes 50 lol

My weed too loud, my bitch too bad, my money too long. I AM the game.

............

nno bitch tyour weed to shrivled your bitch too shirvled your dick to shirvled your money invisible

well i ain't playin

oh

when do you think youre gonna hit puberty

hopefully soon?

i dont thiknk ever

i hit purberty at like 11

and you still as short as an 11yo boy

EH

FUCK YOU

IM NOT SHORT

youre too short to be talkin like that

HAHAHHAHA

emily js got in trouble for talking to me

by her grandma

she hung up :<

nooooo

its okay

i can clal her for a little bit

later

thats good

tmrw

not later

oh damn

thats what a short person would say

uh no.

yes you are

one sec i gotta piss on my bus

you seem like you piss sitting down

no

only when i have to shit i sit down to piss

sure..

sure

what.

what

i gtg bye

bye