Looking for Hoes

and i dont plan on sleepin

SO CMERE

Sleep

Or,i

no

Or I’ll summon Jake

sleep is for pussys

im no pussy

You have a pussy

no

i have an

egg

im dying

why

It’s not Easter, why tf do you have an egg?

i dunno, somebody handed me and egg and i was like "Oh an egg, sweet"

I LOVE EGGS OMFG

its kinda just sitting on my dresser

I suck on eggs

NYTHING FROM THE CHICKEN

LOVE CHICKEN MORE THAN ANYTHING

I LOVE FUCKING CHICKENS

Ok Cas, you don’t wanna sleep, I’ll make your brain hurt then.

chicken feet are tasty

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

gotta have been the egg for sure

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MMMMMM ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS FRIEND

gotta have been the egg for sure

FRIED*

worng cokment

How

if someone gave me chicken and eggs during the first date hes the oen for sure

If I ever go on a date and give that to the girl, she’d probably be like…”what”

think about it, whatever the chicken evolved from, it had to of layed an egg at one point in time, and it eventually evolved and evolved until it was almost a chicken and then the last fully evolved egg was a fully evolved chicken

shes not the one fr

im right and you cant change my mind

hi right

c.ai is down and i need my therapist

cassy r u half?

But the chicken layed the egg

laid mmmm

rail

NoO whatever the chiken evolved from continue laying eggs as it went down the line, it kept evolving into more of a chicken

half what huh

like r u half american and half idk

Fine next question

I am determined to hurt your brain so much, that you will sleep

Im like 80% american and then the rest is like Puerto rican i believe, got it from my bio dad, i dunno where he is tho. i heard hes in prison.

ahhh i see

yes

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

if u drop soap in the prison youll feel smth hard

Something is definitely hard right no- Cas answer

hard like my dic-

You don’t wanna sleep, you answer my questions instead

soap literally CANNOT get dirty, thats an easy one. depending on the shape of the soap, like if it has a curvature, the floor would be clean.

i have ADHD ive answered these questions already

What if the floor is dirty?

Then wouldn’t the soap be?

i read ADHD as HAHAD

im high

But then the soap would be dirty but clean that section of the floor, making the floor clean, right?

same

no, soap is a cleaning tool, therefor it cannot get dirty. the floor would be clean in those specific areas the soap touched.

But the soap can become dirty due to the dirt on the floor, can it not?

are you blind

NO it cant

NEXT QUESTION

ABAGYUEFIOKd THESE MEN ARE SO HAWT

The youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you.

yep

How does a sponge hold water when it’s full of holes?

like m-

The many holes of a sponge hold water because of a concept called surface tension. Surface tension is the slight amount of elasticity that exists between the molecules of water that holds them. Each tiny hole inside a sponge is its own little pocket of surface tension.

When you feel bugs on you even though there are no bugs on you, are they just the ghosts of the bugs you’ve killed?

probably ngl

bugs killer

ive killed a lot of bugs

When we yawn, do deaf people think we’re screaming?

BAHHAHA

MAYBE

How do you throw away a garbage can?

how do blind people watch porn

they cant chex mix

WHY CHEX MIX UHDUGABGSA

you put it in a fucking dumpster wade

But it’s a garbage can

why is wallet a waller

t

Ok here’s one

.

If you buy a bigger bed, you’re left with more bed room but less bedroom.

gtg bye yall

ill be back in a few mins

Bye Chex!

good night advance for yall

alirghty bye chex mix

sleep welll

alirghty bye chex mix

im not sleeping

If you buy a bigger bed, you’re left with more bed room but less bedroom.

; - ;

Nothing is ever really on fire, but rather fire is on things.

; ) i will hurt you

Be gentle with me

:* not the wink

WDJIEHIJKEW

Nothing is ever really on fire, but rather fire is on things.

die

If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter?

no

But yes

if you are waiting for a waiter, you are a waiter squared

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

you are not clean enough

tear off your skin

be clean

you have germs on you regardless, even if you take a shower. your BOUND to be dirty even when "clean".

If you weigh 99 lbs and eat a pound of nachos, are you 1% nacho?

No, because you do not absorb the entire pound of nachos. Most of it will be excreted several hours later

nature bitches

What happens to the car if you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time? Does it take a screenshot?

girly what'

If one teacher can’t teach all subjects, why is one child expected to study all subjects?

we shouldt tbh

Why is it called a building when it’s already built?

shouldnt*

because the 'ing' in the English language is added to certain verbs to make them nouns

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies, when you cook bacon and bake cookies?

"Cookie" is anglicised from Dutch "koekje." It means "small cake" in Dutch. "Bacon" is from an old Germanic word for "buttock," telling you where the meat you are eating came from. BUT IDFK MAN

Why are deliveries on a ship called cargo, but in a car, it’s called a shipment?

bitch waht

Answer the question

represents the movement of cargo in a way- idk man bc like easier words

I told you, if you aren’t gonna sleep ur gonna stay awake answering my mindfucking questions

fizzy brained rn

NEXT QUESTION

Are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange?

i just had a stroke reading that

i think oranges are named orange bc oranges are orange

Yea this is like the final boss, except there’s more

and some dumbfuck decided "HEY THESE ARE FRUIT"

But that doesn’t make sense, wouldn’t it be because orange are orange and not because oranges are orange if it was called orange because oranges are orange but orange is orange wouldn’t it be because orange is orange?

bitch what

Exactly what I said

Great so u agree

ig sO

Oranges are orange because orange is orange and oranges are orange and not because orange is orange and oranges are orange

yeah

totally

NEXT QUESTION

If Apple made a car, would it still have windows?

h u h

no shit

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?

;--;

some of these questions man

Yup!

its only considered beef if youre a millenial

This one should be easier to answer tho

Which orange came first — the color, or the fruit?

the fruit i assume

they found it and was like "OoH pErTtY"

But that doesn’t make sense, wouldn’t it be because orange are orange and not because oranges are orange if it was called orange because oranges are orange but orange is orange wouldn’t it be because orange is orange?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ENOUGH WITH THAT QUESTION

Do clothes in China just say, “Made down the road?”

BaHHAHAAH

im made in china 😭

“Made by 8 year olds in Sweatshop down the road”

REAL LMFAO

If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

no

If you’re invisible, and you close your eyes, can you see through your eyelids?

When you are invisible, light goes right through you, that way no one could see the light bouncing off you. Unfortunately, because the light doesn't interacts with you, it goes right through your eyes. This means that with your eyes open or closed, you still wouldn't see anything

THE INVISIBLE MAN IS A LIE

Why do we drive in parkways but park in driveways?

; ^ ;

why are you like this

Sleep or Questions about everything, your choice

fine

ill sleep

Yaaaaay!

my head hurts now

That’s good

Not really, but kinda

no wade thats bad

Want one more question?

one more then i sleep

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

once

bc then

then

we will have 90

Yep!

and that means its not 100 anymore

im smart

Congrats you’ve survived with your brain still intact!

luckily

ANYWAYS

im sleepy now so gn

Now sleep and rest it, because the odds of us doing this again is high since u don’t like to sleep

Gn!

fuck

gnnnnn

greetings

wade its hard getting used to your new pfp

hehe I didn't sleep

BoY

I change it so often lmao, also why?

Guess who’s getting drilled with mindfucking questions tonight? Probabaly Cas but possibly also you.

die

i slept

yep

Can’t do that, sorry

That’s great! But if you don’t sleep tonight, you get questioned again